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  • posted a message on Outrageous Lies About the Last Poster!
    Dyonisisbaccus tells people outside of Vegas what happens in Vegas.
    Posted in: Other Forum Games
  • posted a message on "I Don't Like You" game.
    City Guard 1 mana white mana white mana
    Creature - Human Soldier
    Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, if it entered the battlefield from exile, destroy that creature.
    2/3

    "You were told never to return."
    Posted in: Custom Card Contests and Games
  • posted a message on Goblin ABC's, Elf ABC's, Angel ABC's, etc.
    Plasmacaster 1 mana red mana red mana
    Creature - Human Wizard
    Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to a creature or player, ~ deals 2 damage to that creature or player.
    3/2

    Posted in: Custom Card Contests and Games
  • posted a message on The "I Like You" game
    Llanowar Master 2 mana green mana green mana
    Creature - Elf Druid
    Elf creatures you control get +1/+1 and have " tap symbol : Add green mana to your mana pool."
    green mana : ~ gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Use only mana produced by creatures to activate this ability.
    2/2
    Posted in: Custom Card Contests and Games
  • posted a message on Snappy Answers to stupid Questions
    I'm assuming because they're going to reprint them in Return to Zendikar, which will be the next block. (Please don't get excited, this is just my opinion, it certainly could be wrong. Smile )

    Why are people so obsessed with Return to Zendikar?
    Posted in: Other Forum Games
  • posted a message on The Alphabetical Card Game
    Violate black mana
    Sorcery
    Target opponent loses 2 life. Look at that player's hand. You may choose a card with a converted mana cost of 2. That player discards that card.

    Vilify 1 mana black mana black mana
    Instant
    Put three -1/-1 counters on target creature.

    Vile Warlord 2 mana black mana black mana
    Creature - Orc Warrior
    Raid - When ~ enters the battlefield, if you attacked with a creature this turn, destroy target nonblack creature.
    3/2
    Posted in: Custom Card Contests and Games
  • posted a message on The Alphabetical Card Game
    Oppressive Gloom 1 mana black mana black mana black mana
    Enchantment
    Creatures get -1/-1.

    Overwhelming Sadness black mana black mana
    Enchantment
    At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 2 life.

    Ostentatious Malfeasance 3 mana black mana black mana
    Sorcery
    Put a -1/-1 counter on any number of target creatures.
    Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each -1/-1 counter on the battlefield.

    Ob Nixilis, Reborn 3 mana black mana black mana
    Planeswalker - Ob Nixilis
    +1: Draw a card and lose 1 life.
    -1: Each player sacrifices a permanent.
    -8: Destroy all nonblack creatures.
    4
    Posted in: Custom Card Contests and Games
  • posted a message on Replace one word in a card's flavor text with "pants"
    Morgue Thrull - It's so hard to find good pants these days.

    Burrenton Shield-Bearers - Soul and bones, kithkin are woven into their clans. They fight fiercely and without pants.

    Goblin Chirurgeon - "Perhaps pants are good for something after all." —General Khurzog

    High Ground - In war, as in pants, position is everything.
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  • posted a message on Outrageous Lies About the Last Poster!
    Lasersharp once guest hosted The Tonight Show for Johnny Carson. The episode never aired though, because halfway through it, he took off his pants and started doing star jumps. Which apparently is a thing.
    Posted in: Other Forum Games
  • posted a message on Snappy Answers to stupid Questions
    Because Intrepid Hero demanded it be so.

    Am I the only one that finds the new abilities in Khans of Tarkir to be utterly lacking in creativity?
    Posted in: Other Forum Games
  • posted a message on The Alphabetical Card Game
    @Indighost: If Wizard's ever reprinted Innocent Blood, let alone a card that is potentially better, I'd burst a gut. Smile (So that it's legal in standard that is.)

    Hateful Decree 1 mana black mana black mana
    Sorcery
    Choose a creature type. Put a -1/-1 counter on each creature of the chosen type.

    Horrify 2 mana black mana black mana black mana
    Sorcery
    Target player loses 2 life, discards a card, sacrifices a creature, then sacrifices a land.

    "Oh man...I almost lost it back there."
    Posted in: Custom Card Contests and Games
  • posted a message on The Alphabetical Card Game
    Faithless Skeptic 1 mana black mana black mana
    Creature - Humana Advisor
    Whenever a creature blocks ~, that creature loses all abilities until end of turn.
    Disbelief 2 mana (Spells and abilities cost 2 mana more to target this creature)
    3/2

    A mere chat will make you question your deepest beliefs.

    False Belief 1 mana black mana black mana
    Instant
    Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn. If that creature is white, its controller loses 4 life.

    When you pull back the curtain on someone's entire belief system, they are often left with little else to fall back on.

    Feast of the Undead 2 mana black mana black mana
    Instant
    Put a 2/2 black Zombie creature token onto the battlefield for each creature that died this turn. Then each player exiles all creature cards that were put into his or her graveyard from the battlefield this turn.
    Posted in: Custom Card Contests and Games
  • posted a message on September 14, 2014
    Votes: Sagharri, Indighost
    Posted in: Monthly Contests Archive
  • posted a message on "I Don't Like You" game.
    Tit for Tat white mana white mana
    Instant
    Destroy target enchantment. If that enchantment was black, its controller discards a card. If that enchantment was red, ~ deals 2 damage to its controller. If that enchantment was both black and red, do both.

    "How about a taste of your own medicine!"
    Posted in: Custom Card Contests and Games
  • posted a message on The Recycling Industry (cycle creation game)
    Temple Library
    Land
    tap symbol Add 1 mana to your mana pool.
    1 mana blue mana red mana white mana tap symbol : Return a noncreature, nonland card chosen at random from your graveyard to your hand.

    "A great variety of things can be learned from the writings of our forefathers."

    Current Cycle: A horizontal cycle of uncommon "guildhomes" for Khans of Tarkir. They should each have a colorless mana-producing ability and a tri-colored ability that works with their clan's mechanics. The remaining color combinations are: BGU (Sultai), RWB (Mardu).

    Edit: Added the nonland clause. Not sure about the wording now.
    Posted in: Custom Card Contests and Games
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