MTG Salvation

What am I actually looking at right now? Why is WoTC pushing super friends so hard? Why!?

Third time looking at this card. First time realizing it says onto the battlefield and not into hand. Good god.

Because Academy Rector was a totally fine and reasonable card to upgrade.

And now some part of me wants to fuse good old death and taxes with the old flash hulks decks to make a W/U eternal control deck that regularly throws down a planeswalker of your choice on turn two with Force of Will in hand to block any counterplays. Probably won't work but sounds like fun.

So this doesn't work as a token right, because it has to be exiled from the graveyard to do this.