MTG Salvation

This, plus any effect that auto equips.

It's much easier to cheat equipment onto things and if the thing holding it dies or is pacified, it can be re-equipped.

Throw in Kor Duelist for *****s and giggles.

Trying to pay the mana sucks tho, and makes me wonder why not (if the format allows it) just play Eldrazi Conscription.

It's always a good sign when a card causes me to burst out into laughter. This bad boy is gonna be bonkers in Commander.

This with Sigarda’s Aid is essentially a 1-cost, instant-speed pump spell that doesn’t stop pumping at end of turn. I wonder if there are applications for some kind of infect variant.

Turn 1, Glistener Elf. Turn 2, Sigarda's Aid, swing.
Alternatively, Turn 2, Glistener Elf, turn 2, drop this, play a red source, swing, Magnetic Theft
Alternatively alternatively, replace Glistener Elf with Kor Duelist

Okay with the flying thing but make it give reach too. Its only fair.

Turn 1 - Kor Duelist
Turn 2 - Sigarda's Aid, Colossus Hammer, swing for 22 points.

Three card turn 2 kill.

Turn 1, Kor Duelist or Glistener Elf
Turn 2, Sigarda's Aid then Hammer
or Turn 2, Hammer then Magnetic Theft,
or Turn 2, Scale Up and your choice of Might of Old Krosa, Groundswell or Invigorate

Three card turn 2 kill with multiple options for every single piece.