MTG Salvation

Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield,

Augment G (G, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature and roll a six-sided die. Until end of turn, it gains haste and gets +X/+0, where X is the result.

As Hammer Jammer enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Hammer Jammer enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.

Whenever you roll a die, remove all +1/+1 counters from Hammer Jammer, then put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.

Whenever you cast a spell with a Goblin Explosioneers watermark, Hammerfest Boomtacular deals 2 damage to any target.

2, T: Create a 2/2 colorless Homunculus creature token. It must be represented by a unique hand and two fingers at all times, or it ceases to exist.

As Hangman enters the battlefield, secretly note a word with six to eight letters.

1: Target player who doesn't control Hangman guesses the noted word or an unguessed letter in that word. If they guess wrong, put a +1/+1 counter on Hangman. Any player may activate this ability.

When a player guesses the noted word or all of its letters, sacrifice Hangman.

Whenever you crank Hard Hat Area, roll two six-sided dice. Hard Hat Area assembles a number of Contraptions equal to the difference between those results. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature gets +2/+1 and has menace.

Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches enchanted creature, that player loses 2 life.

Whenever you crank Head Banger, target creature must be blocked this turn if able.

Hoisted Hireling has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.

You have ten seconds to look at and rearrange the cards in your library. At the end of those ten seconds, if you're touching one or more of those cards, shuffle your library.

Flying

Whenever you attack with two or more creatures,

Augment 3W (3W, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

As Hydradoodle enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice. Hydradoodle enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the total of those results.

Reach, trample

Whenever you crank Hypnotic Swirly Disc, target player puts the top X cards of their library into their graveyard, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Assemble X Contraptions. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

As Ineffable Blessing enters the battlefield, choose a number.

Whenever a creature with exactly the chosen number of words in its name enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card. (Hyphenated words are one word.)

As Ineffable Blessing enters the battlefield, choose an artist.

Whenever a creature with art by the chosen artist enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.

As Ineffable Blessing enters the battlefield, choose white-bordered or silver-bordered.

Whenever a creature with the chosen border enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.

As Ineffable Blessing enters the battlefield, choose a rarity.

Whenever a creature with the chosen rarity enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.

As Ineffable Blessing enters the battlefield, choose odd or even.

Whenever a creature with a collector number of the chosen value enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.

As Ineffable Blessing enters the battlefield, choose a number.

Whenever a creature with exactly the chosen number of words in its name enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card. (Hyphenated words are one word.)

(This creature has INFINITE POWER.)

Whenever you crank Inflation Station, target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or 4, put a +1/+1 counter on Inhumaniac. On a 5 or higher, put two +1/+1 counters on it. On a 1, remove all +1/+1 counters from Inhumaniac.

Whenever you crank Insufferable Syphon, target player discards a card.

t: Add U to your mana pool.

When It That Gets Left Hanging enters the battlefield, ask a person outside the game to high-five you. If they won't, It That Gets Left Hanging gains haste until end of turn.

Whenever another artifact enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Jackknight. If that artifact is a Contraption, Jackknight gains lifelink until end of turn.

Whenever you crank Jamming Device, creatures target player controls get -1/-1 until end of turn.

When Joyride Rigger enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))

Spells you cast that refer to artifacts or Contraptions in their rules text cost 1 less to cast.

5, T, Sacrifice Kindslaver: A person outside the game controls target player during that player's next turn. Neither player may advise that person until the end of that turn.

First strike, protection from watermarks (Nothing with a watermark can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

First strike, protection from even collector numbers (Nothing with an even collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

First strike, protection from loose lips (Nothing with an open mouth in its artwork can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

First strike, protection from odd collector numbers (Nothing with an odd collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

First strike, protection from two-word names (Nothing with exactly two words in its name can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature. Hyphenated words are one word.)

First strike, protection from watermarks (Nothing with a watermark can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

Vigilance

Knight of the Widget's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Order of the Widget watermarks among permanents you control.

If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results.

When this creature enters the battlefield, return target host card or card with augment from your graveyard to your hand.

Whenever you crank Lackey Recycler, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Equipped creature has "T: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. Roll a six-sided die. On a 5 or higher, untap it."

Equip 2

T: Roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or lower,

target player adds C. Otherwise, that player adds one mana of any color they choose.

Enchant creature

As Magic Word enters the battlefield, choose a word.

Whisper the chosen word: Tap enchanted creature.

Whenever you crank Mandatory Friendship Shackles, target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

1(B/R): Switch a Killbot or Mary O'Kill in your hand with one on the battlefield. (If a creature is tapped, the switched creature is tapped. The same is true for untapped, attacking, blocking, enchanted, equipped, and targeted. Any counters on a creature are on the switched creature instead.)

Haste

Reveal Masterful Ninja from your hand: Masterful Ninja is on the battlefield and in your hand until end of turn.

1B: Masterful Ninja gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may draw a card.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice X Contraptions.

Assemble X plus one Contraptions. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you have five seconds to choose a keyword you haven't chosen for a card named Modular Monstrosity today that's been printed on a creature card. If you do, Modular Monstrosity gains that ability. Otherwise, Modular Monstrosity loses all keyword abilities.

Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies,

Augment 2G (2G, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Add or subtract 1 or one from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn.

When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the result.

t: Add R to your mana pool.

At the beginning of each end step, if you rolled a die this turn,

Augment 4G (4G, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Whenever you crank Neural Network, gain control of target creature an opponent controls with power less than or equal to the number of creature cards in its controller's graveyard until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

You may activate Ninja's augment ability any time you could cast an instant.

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player,

Augment 2B (2B, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as—oh, nevermind.)

Flying

Novellamental can block only creatures with flying.

Flying

Novellamental can block only creatures with flying.

Flying

Novellamental can block only creatures with flying.

Flying

Novellamental can block only creatures with flying.

When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Target player puts the top X cards of their library into their graveyard, where X is the result.

Whenever you crank Oaken Power Suit, target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.

Choose one —

• Destroy each creature with an odd number of words in its name. (Hyphenated words are one word.)

• Destroy each creature with an even number of words in its name.

When Ol' Buzzbark enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice onto the battlefield from a height of at least X inches. For each die, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the result on each creature you control that die is touching. For each die, Ol' Buzzbark deals damage equal to the result to each creature an opponent controls that die is touching.

W, T: Tap target creature without reminder text. (Reminder text is still any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)

Flying

Old-Fashioned Vampire gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch as long as it's dark outdoors.

Whenever you crank Optical Optimizer, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains "T: Draw a card."

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may exile target non-Horse creature you control that wasn't put onto the battlefield with this ability this turn, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Creature cards in graveyards can attack and block as though they were on the battlefield, can block or be blocked only by creature cards in graveyards, are Zombies in addition to their other types, and have undeathtouch. (If they would deal damage to a creature card, exile that creature card instead.)

Creature cards in your graveyard have haste.

Menace

Whenever Overt Operative deals combat damage to a player, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. Painiac gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result.

Haste

You can attack with Party Crasher once each combat during each opponent's turn.

Whenever you crank Pet Project, put target creature card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K. can't be blocked by creatures with flavor text.

2UB: Phoebe permanently steals target creature's text box. (That creature loses all rules text, flavor text, and watermarks. This creature gains them.)

t: Add W to your mana pool.

Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has protection from die rolls. (Nothing that lets a player roll a die can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to equipped creature.)

Equip 2

Whenever you crank Quick-Stick Lick Trick, target creature gets +1/+1 and gains lifelink until end of turn.

Whenever you crank Rapid Prototyper, create an X/X colorless Construct artifact creature token, where X is the number of artifacts you control.

Target creature you control gets +2/+2 if it's a host or has augment. Then it fights target creature you don't control.

Whenever you crank Record Store, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of artifacts you control. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Whenever you crank Refibrillator, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Whenever this creature blocks,

Augment 3W (3W, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

When Riveting Rigger enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice another artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on Riveting Rigger and it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

At the beginning of each end step, if an artifact entered the battlefield under your control this turn,

Augment 2 (2, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

State-based actions don't apply to you or other permanents you control. (You don't lose the game due to having 0 or less life or drawing from an empty library. Your creatures aren't destroyed due to damage or deathtouch and aren't put into a graveyard due to having 0 or less toughness. Your planeswalkers aren't put into a graveyard if they have 0 loyalty. You don't put a legendary permanent into a graveyard if you control two with the same name. Counters aren't removed from your permanents due to game rules. Permanents you control attached or combined illegally remain on the battlefield. For complete rules and regulations, see rule 704.)

2U, T: Look at the top card of target player's library. If it has an Agents of S.N.E.A.K. watermark, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it on the top or bottom of its owner's library.

A person outside the game chooses an attacking or blocking creature target opponent controls. That player sacrifices that creature.

Whenever you crank Sap Sucker, add G. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

T: Add C.

T: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that shares a watermark with Secret Base.

T: Add C to your mana pool.

T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that shares a watermark wtih Secret Base.

T: Add C to your mana pool.

T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that shares a watermark wtih Secret Base.

T: Add C to your mana pool.

T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that shares a watermark wtih Secret Base.

T: Add C to your mana pool.

T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that shares a watermark wtih Secret Base.

Search your library for a basic land card and reveal it. If there's a tree in its art, put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.