Welcome to Scranton, PA, where you're part of a typical, small-business paper company. Despite the rest of your company crumbling around you, the Scranton branch always seems to persist through all the strife in the cutthroat, paper-pushing world. Even with some hairbrain management, constant drama, and certain... undesirables coming in and out of the branch, you've consistently been the most productive branch in Dunder-Mifflin.
Unfortunately, there may be some conspirators in your midst. Your competitors may have managed to sway some of your coworkers' interests. Those big-wigs at Staples have never managed to stomp your branch out of competition, but the best way to break up such a close-knit family may be from within.
There will be no killing here, but having to jettison people you've come to know so well may well be killing your relationships. But you have to keep the best interests of the Office in mind.
(For reference, future flavor will come from the 1st person, not a narrator's perspective as above.)
Welcome to The Office Mafia, a Basic game for 12 players.
Reviewer: AsianInvasion
(Rehashed from AsianInvasion, stolen from Toastboy, piked from Ecophagy, pilfered from loran16, stolen from Some One, stolen from Stormblind, stolen from CropCircles, stolen from carrion pigeons, who stole them from loran16, who then stole them from SorryGuy, who retrieved them courteously from Xyre, who jacked them from Jobie, who stole them from Puzzle, but Puzzle stole them from Crippled_Fist, who stole them from Ljustus, who stole them from carrion pigeons, who copyrighted them from CropCircles, who first pirated them from Puzzle, who got them in a private message from Halo_Freak):
0. Ignorance is not an excuse. Know these rules and do not break them.
1. Bold your votes and unvotes please, this makes it easier for your moderator. They should look like this: Vote loran16.
2. If you are unvoting, please write Unvote loran16 rather than just Unvote as this makes the vote counts easier and more accurate.
3. Any votes or unvotes not in bold will not be counted.
4. Do not communicate at night or day unless your role PM says otherwise.
5. Do not quote PMs or you will be modkilled. You may discuss the flavor and paraphrase it in your own words, but do not quote any PMs. This is your only warning.
6. Unvote before casting a new vote. Failure to unvote may result in the vote not being counted.
7. You may Vote: No Lynch, and a majority of these votes will end the day without a death.
8. Please do not edit or delete your posts no matter how stupid a mistake you made. This will get you modkilled. This is your only warning. I am a stickler on this.
9. Once you’re dead, you’re dead, so stop posting please. A single ‘bah’ post is permissible.
10. Even after you are dead, please refrain from discussing the game or your role with anyone, even other players who have also been eliminated. If you have any questions about this rule, please ask.
11. If you anticipate being unavailable for more than a 72-hour period, please post a notice to that effect in the thread. Otherwise, you may be prodded or replaced.
12. If you have a night choice to make, it is due by the posted deadline. The game will not wait for you – if you do not submit a choice in time, tough! No choice will be made.
13. Lynches will require a simple majority of votes. Once a player has reached the necessary majority, his pleas are useless and any attempts to unvote will go unheeded.
14. If you are requesting a mod prod or vote count, please bold your request so that your moderator can see it more clearly.
15. In order to keep this game moving, everyone is expected to post at least once every two to three days and if you don't, you may be replaced or modkilled WITHOUT WARNING, whatever your side.
16. In the event of a Day ending with a deadline instead of a lynch, No Lynch will occur.
17. The Town Win Condition is: *To be revealed in game thread*
18. HAVE FUN. This is not optional.
19. Lastly and most importantly: Respect us and the rest of the players; your moderator hopes to not have to modkill anyone.
The following players will receive preference in signing up for this game:
What is a mentor?
A mentor is a more experienced player who has agreed to assist a newer player in understanding the game easier.
What can a mentor do?
A mentor can answer general questions the player has. They can offer advice on where a player may have messed up. They can define or explain any unfamiliar terminology the player comes across.
What can a mentor not do?
They cannot offer their own reads to the player, nor tell the player who to vote for or what to say in thread. I do not want the mentors playing through their players.
Does a mentor know the setup of the game?
No. They only know the role of the player they are mentoring and his/her scumbuddies if they are scum.
Can mentors discuss the game amongst themselves?
Since they cannot discuss reads and such with their players, there's really no danger in this, but I would rather it not happen.
How do I get a mentor?
Mentors will post in the sign-ups of a game stating that they are willing to mentor players. When one does, simply PM them that you would like them to mentor you.
Mentors will be allowed in this game. If you wish to have a mentor, please specify who your mentor will be, and send me a link to your quicktopic (QT herein) that the two of you will be sharing. If you'd like a mentor, but don't have one in mind, feel free to ask me/others, and I will make my best effort to make arrangements.
Obscure Skyrim reference, ftw.
/confirm like a perm.
I may be many years older than the lot of you, but I still know that that reference is not so obscure as you think. It is all over the internet these days, and is one of the most popular expressions to come from Skyrim, behind only "Fus Ro Dah!" and possibly the odd equine physics.
Pure, in its general form, is acting with selfless intentions whilst living a life of proactive, correct and logical choices where blame is nonexistent and there replaced with gratitude.
Join the Pure Alliance! For fun, making friends, and the purification of your soul!
Every *TBD*, right here, we discuss cute things over some healthy green tea.
@Kraj, I sent a pm requesting your offered services.
In-Regards-To-The-Skyrim-Reference,
Yea. As I'm not on the internet, save this site and shareware sites, I have no idea what is going on. I know I play Skyrim and hear guards saying that all the time.
I'm guessing Ryan/Creed/Jim for scum team, or something like that. It needs to be the office rebels/slackers.
In that case I don't want to be Ryan though, I just want to be VT
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Pure, in its general form, is acting with selfless intentions whilst living a life of proactive, correct and logical choices where blame is nonexistent and there replaced with gratitude.
Join the Pure Alliance! For fun, making friends, and the purification of your soul!
Every *TBD*, right here, we discuss cute things over some healthy green tea.
@Kraj, I sent a pm requesting your offered services.
In-Regards-To-The-Skyrim-Reference,
Yea. As I'm not on the internet, save this site and shareware sites, I have no idea what is going on. I know I play Skyrim and hear guards saying that all the time.
@Minstrel, I'm probably older than you.
My good sir, I was born in the year of our Lord 1685, on the twenty-first day of March.
I dare say if you are older than fifteen score and sixteen, I shall doff my hat to your longevity.
Welcome to Scranton, PA, where you're part of a typical, small-business paper company. Despite the rest of your company crumbling around you, the Scranton branch always seems to persist through all the strife in the cutthroat, paper-pushing world. Even with some hairbrain management, constant drama, and certain... undesirables coming in and out of the branch, you've consistently been the most productive branch in Dunder-Mifflin.
Unfortunately, there may be some conspirators in your midst. Your competitors may have managed to sway some of your coworkers' interests. Those big-wigs at Staples have never managed to stomp your branch out of competition, but the best way to break up such a close-knit family may be from within.
There will be no killing here, but having to jettison people you've come to know so well may well be killing your relationships. But you have to keep the best interests of the Office in mind.
(For reference, future flavor will come from the 1st person, not a narrator's perspective as above.)
Welcome to The Office Mafia, a Basic game for 12 players.
Reviewer: AsianInvasion
0. Ignorance is not an excuse. Know these rules and do not break them.
1. Bold your votes and unvotes please, this makes it easier for your moderator. They should look like this: Vote loran16.
2. If you are unvoting, please write Unvote loran16 rather than just Unvote as this makes the vote counts easier and more accurate.
3. Any votes or unvotes not in bold will not be counted.
4. Do not communicate at night or day unless your role PM says otherwise.
5. Do not quote PMs or you will be modkilled. You may discuss the flavor and paraphrase it in your own words, but do not quote any PMs. This is your only warning.
6. Unvote before casting a new vote. Failure to unvote may result in the vote not being counted.
7. You may Vote: No Lynch, and a majority of these votes will end the day without a death.
8. Please do not edit or delete your posts no matter how stupid a mistake you made. This will get you modkilled. This is your only warning. I am a stickler on this.
9. Once you’re dead, you’re dead, so stop posting please. A single ‘bah’ post is permissible.
12. If you have a night choice to make, it is due by the posted deadline. The game will not wait for you – if you do not submit a choice in time, tough! No choice will be made.
13. Lynches will require a simple majority of votes. Once a player has reached the necessary majority, his pleas are useless and any attempts to unvote will go unheeded.
14. If you are requesting a mod prod or vote count, please bold your request so that your moderator can see it more clearly.
15. In order to keep this game moving, everyone is expected to post at least once every two to three days and if you don't, you may be replaced or modkilled WITHOUT WARNING, whatever your side.
16. In the event of a Day ending with a deadline instead of a lynch, No Lynch will occur.
17. The Town Win Condition is: *To be revealed in game thread*
18. HAVE FUN. This is not optional.
19. Lastly and most importantly: Respect us and the rest of the players; your moderator hopes to not have to modkill anyone.
On Staff (Signed up): (12/12)
1. Prophylaxis (M. Artifice 101)
2. infectiousbaloth (M. Yanni)
3. TheMinstrel
4. Niv
5. DigicoolDad (M. Kraj)
6. Void (M. Iso)
7. MzzrTetris*
8. DoubleX
9. sXe (M. pinkfloyd)
10. Lucid
11. Audinho*
12. InventTheUniverse
Temps (Replacements): (2/2)
1. Seppel
2. Trusted Wave
Corporate (Spectators):
1. Wessel
2. Brinatoo
3.
4.
5.
A mentor is a more experienced player who has agreed to assist a newer player in understanding the game easier.
What can a mentor do?
A mentor can answer general questions the player has. They can offer advice on where a player may have messed up. They can define or explain any unfamiliar terminology the player comes across.
What can a mentor not do?
They cannot offer their own reads to the player, nor tell the player who to vote for or what to say in thread. I do not want the mentors playing through their players.
Does a mentor know the setup of the game?
No. They only know the role of the player they are mentoring and his/her scumbuddies if they are scum.
Can mentors discuss the game amongst themselves?
Since they cannot discuss reads and such with their players, there's really no danger in this, but I would rather it not happen.
How do I get a mentor?
Mentors will post in the sign-ups of a game stating that they are willing to mentor players. When one does, simply PM them that you would like them to mentor you.
Mentors will be allowed in this game. If you wish to have a mentor, please specify who your mentor will be, and send me a link to your quicktopic (QT herein) that the two of you will be sharing. If you'd like a mentor, but don't have one in mind, feel free to ask me/others, and I will make my best effort to make arrangements.
My mentor is Artifice.
scumbag
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Edit: G_D you have the QT link?
Johnny, born and raised. Always lookin' for the Next Level Combo. Thanks to Bornover of FHLS for the banner!
Mafia Results, Links, and Stats
I sure do!
/confirm
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Millionaires, I hear it's good Music (Disclaimer: lyrics not PG-13) Thanks, CC
Obscure Skyrim reference, ftw.
/confirm like a perm.
Putting the sexy in Science Fiction!
gamertag: filthychocolate
Obscure, my ass!
I'm 'bout to Fus Ro Dah this basic, baby! WOO!
I can, but I'd prefer it if everyone sent me their links.
Iso is my mentor this game.
@G_D: I will send you the link later tonight.
I may be many years older than the lot of you, but I still know that that reference is not so obscure as you think. It is all over the internet these days, and is one of the most popular expressions to come from Skyrim, behind only "Fus Ro Dah!" and possibly the odd equine physics.
HOPE TO BE BJ NOVAK
Join the Pure Alliance! For fun, making friends, and the purification of your soul!
Every *TBD*, right here, we discuss cute things over some healthy green tea.
I'm Dwight.
You either just claimed scum or miller vig ^ ^
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A link to a QT will be sent when I have more time.
Official Straight Edge Member of the Called
That's what she said.
scumbag
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Current New Favorite Person™: Mallory Archer
She knows why.
In-Regards-To-The-Skyrim-Reference,
Yea. As I'm not on the internet, save this site and shareware sites, I have no idea what is going on. I know I play Skyrim and hear guards saying that all the time.
@Minstrel, I'm probably older than you.
Putting the sexy in Science Fiction!
gamertag: filthychocolate
Dwight is auto-town, jeez.
I'm guessing Ryan/Creed/Jim for scum team, or something like that. It needs to be the office rebels/slackers.
In that case I don't want to be Ryan though, I just want to be VT
Join the Pure Alliance! For fun, making friends, and the purification of your soul!
Every *TBD*, right here, we discuss cute things over some healthy green tea.
My wife loves this show.
Putting the sexy in Science Fiction!
gamertag: filthychocolate
My good sir, I was born in the year of our Lord 1685, on the twenty-first day of March.
I dare say if you are older than fifteen score and sixteen, I shall doff my hat to your longevity.
I'm twenty-eight, for the record.
Putting the sexy in Science Fiction!
gamertag: filthychocolate
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