Stipulation is that this must be on the draw, and as it is 9 cards, your opponent must first attack you with turn 1 goblin guide, revealing the mountain.
This version has both combos so we're extremely likely to get the combo turn 1, as well as it has the unicorn and pony like some people suggested, but only 1 cause more than that would take up too much deck space.
Clearly the OP was not suggesting that this was relevant in anyway to standard.
I think its kind of awesome that a turn 1 win combo exists at all, though it is kinda funny that you need to have an opponent attack you with a Goblin Guide for it to work.
20 life, 7 cards, 0 mana.
Mountain, chancellor of the forgex2(second one can be a pyretic ritual), pyretic ritual.
20 life, 3 cards, 4 mana.
Pyromancer's Ascension, Gitaxian Probex3(activate pyromancer's ascension)
12 life, 3 cards, 2 mana and an active pyromancer's ascension.
Pyretic Ritual
12 life, 2 cards, 6 mana and an active pyromancer's ascension.
Tezzeret's Gambit+copy,
8 life, 5 cards, 3 mana and an active pyromancer's ascension.
Pyretic Ritual
8 life, 4 cards, 7 mana and an active pyromancer's ascension.
4xLightning bolt+4 copies pointed at your opponents stunned face.
DID IT. whew. I feel like I'm back in school.
I dare you...BEAT THAT!
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Deathj: "vengevine... totally overhyped. Do you guys remember talara's battleon? Remember when it was $15... Same thing with this guy. Hes a $5 mytic AT MOST, quote me on that!"
Most hilariously inaccurate prediction in the history of MTGS. Congratz Deathj!
20 life, 7 cards, 0 mana.
Mountain, chancellor of the forgex2(second one can be a pyretic ritual), pyretic ritual.
20 life, 3 cards, 4 mana.
Pyromancer's Ascension, Gitaxian Probex3(activate pyromancer's ascension)
12 life, 3 cards, 2 mana and an active pyromancer's ascension.
Pyretic Ritual
12 life, 2 cards, 6 mana and an active pyromancer's ascension.
Tezzeret's Gambit+copy,
8 life, 5 cards, 3 mana and an active pyromancer's ascension.
Pyretic Ritual
8 life, 4 cards, 7 mana and an active pyromancer's ascension.
4xLightning bolt+4 copies pointed at your opponents stunned face.
DID IT. whew. I feel like I'm back in school.
I dare you...BEAT THAT!
Okay. Turn 1, on the play....
Punch your opponent in the face, he's a nerd for playing magic cards, he deserves it. Then steal his magic cards and run away. Turn 1 win.
tho you could drop a glimmerpost to survive, but then it'd be a t2 combo
Um, all you did was drop a Dragon turn 1. It doesnt have haste, and you dont have enough mana and life to kill me with it.
At least get to 4 mana, use a Geosurge, and drop a Chancellor of the Forge or Myr Battlesphere turn 1.
Edit: I was bored so I made the Tainted Strike turn 1 combo on mws just for fun to see how long itd take to pull it off......Fourth game. Opponent was not happy.
This guy, would either eat up several turns worth of mana to get a slow permanent that relies on your already have some board presence (after wasting said mana), or dies without generating any advantage.
Turn 1: -Get goblin token in my upkeep. Swamp. Tainted strike on token?
-Resolves.
-Mutagenic growth? Lose 2 life.
-Hmm...resolves.
-Mutagenic growth, again? Lose 2 more?
-Mhm...ok, you got it.
-Third mutagenic growth? Go to 14?
-Uuuuuu....oki-doki.
-Fourth mutagenic growth? Can you believe this?
-Godhand, isn't it?
-Yeap! Gotcha!
-Alright. Mental misstep counters last MG...take 8 poison and 2 damage. My turn? ^^
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I have divined your fate. You shall find your nemesis, a catastrophic clash. Devastation, misery for all, the unleashing of horrible curses and ferocious powers. Ruin, such ruin that I dream each night of blessed peace, assured that the universe is in balance once more...
Old one, but still standard and still my favorite:
On the draw. Opponent cracks a fetch and casts Gitaxian probe. You respond with 4xArchive Trap...
You've won before your first upkeep.
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"You threw your babies away. And you threw your swords away. And you threw away your golf clubs and your tasty treats. And you know what? i found 'em!"
-Charlie Kelly
Stipulation is that this must be on the draw, and as it is 9 cards, your opponent must first attack you with turn 1 goblin guide, revealing the mountain.
Standard has gotten so broken...
srsly, why even bother posting this? It would never happen.
Play (verb): Cast/Play
RFG: Exile
CIP: Enters the Battlefield
Fetchland: Arid Mesa
Shockland: Watery Grave
M10 Dual: Glacial Fortress
that is awesome you can even do it in scars block limited.
We can ride through magical christmasland together.
I think OP was being a little sarcastic, in his defense.
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4 Swamp
4 Goblin Guide
4 Groundswell
4 Chancellor of the Tangle
4 Tainted Strike
4 Assault Strobe
4 Pyretic Ritual
4 Mutagenic Growth
4 Gitaxian Probe to cycle
1 Unicorn
1 Pony
This version has both combos so we're extremely likely to get the combo turn 1, as well as it has the unicorn and pony like some people suggested, but only 1 cause more than that would take up too much deck space.
I think its kind of awesome that a turn 1 win combo exists at all, though it is kinda funny that you need to have an opponent attack you with a Goblin Guide for it to work.
I'm gonna go ahead and assume people are just kidding about this. Want a standard combo? Lemme introduce you to SplinterTwin.
Akuma will wreck you.
But people are prepared for it and are running combust. This combo doens't fold to a combust.
20 life, 7 cards, 0 mana.
Mountain, chancellor of the forgex2(second one can be a pyretic ritual), pyretic ritual.
20 life, 3 cards, 4 mana.
Pyromancer's Ascension, Gitaxian Probex3(activate pyromancer's ascension)
12 life, 3 cards, 2 mana and an active pyromancer's ascension.
Pyretic Ritual
12 life, 2 cards, 6 mana and an active pyromancer's ascension.
Tezzeret's Gambit+copy,
8 life, 5 cards, 3 mana and an active pyromancer's ascension.
Pyretic Ritual
8 life, 4 cards, 7 mana and an active pyromancer's ascension.
4xLightning bolt+4 copies pointed at your opponents stunned face.
DID IT. whew. I feel like I'm back in school.
I dare you...BEAT THAT!
Most hilariously inaccurate prediction in the history of MTGS. Congratz Deathj!
How clever. With what are you attacking?
Okay. Turn 1, on the play....
Punch your opponent in the face, he's a nerd for playing magic cards, he deserves it. Then steal his magic cards and run away. Turn 1 win.
Wait, it's Standard... dies to Mental Misstep.
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Chancellor of the Forge creates a 1/1 hasted goblin...
it's not the Chancellor of the Tangle...
Reading is Tech...
TBA
Projects under construction:
Standard:
- Werewolves... O_o
Others
- Sliver Overlord EDH
- Riku
oh, ok thats almost worse than a combo i started playing with.
Hmm turn 1 kill with as few cards as possible.
mox opal, memnite x2, mountain, pyretic ritual x2 (4 red mana), moltensteel dragon, pay 2 life 10x
tho you could drop a glimmerpost to survive, but then it'd be a t2 combo
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Um, all you did was drop a Dragon turn 1. It doesnt have haste, and you dont have enough mana and life to kill me with it.
At least get to 4 mana, use a Geosurge, and drop a Chancellor of the Forge or Myr Battlesphere turn 1.
Edit: I was bored so I made the Tainted Strike turn 1 combo on mws just for fun to see how long itd take to pull it off......Fourth game. Opponent was not happy.
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Regarding Stoneforge Mystic
-OK.
Turn 1: -Get goblin token in my upkeep. Swamp. Tainted strike on token?
-Resolves.
-Mutagenic growth? Lose 2 life.
-Hmm...resolves.
-Mutagenic growth, again? Lose 2 more?
-Mhm...ok, you got it.
-Third mutagenic growth? Go to 14?
-Uuuuuu....oki-doki.
-Fourth mutagenic growth? Can you believe this?
-Godhand, isn't it?
-Yeap! Gotcha!
-Alright. Mental misstep counters last MG...take 8 poison and 2 damage. My turn? ^^
<----Patiently waits for Balance to be legal in Legacy.
:EDH:
WR Gisela, Blade of Goldnight (HOLD/100) WR
WB Teysa, Orzhov Scion (HOLD/100) WB
I want a dragon. To hell with the unicorn.
On the draw. Opponent cracks a fetch and casts Gitaxian probe. You respond with 4xArchive Trap...
You've won before your first upkeep.
-Charlie Kelly