Good Cop2WW
Creature - Human Soldier
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, you may pay 3. If you do, ~ deals 3 damage to that creature.
At the beginning of each upkeep, if there is a creature that was damaged by ~ last turn on the battlefield, transform ~.
2/3
///// Bad Cop ((B/R))
Creature - Human Soldier 3: ~ deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature is put into a graveyard this turn, put a cop counter on ~.
Whenever there are 3 or more cop counters on ~, remove all cop counters from ~, and then transform ~.
4/4
Golbez, Clad in Darkness3BB
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior Wizard (M)
Intimidate
When Golbez attacks, you may pay 2B. If so, tap up to 3 creatures defending player controls. 5BB: Put a legendary enchantment token named "Shadow Dragon" onto the battlefield. It has "T: Destroy target creature."
Whenever Golbez dies, transform Golbez.
4/4
// Golbez, Man in BlackWB
Legendary Creature - Human (M)
Haste
When Golbez attacks, you may pay 1. If so, tap target creature defending player controls. Put a paralyze counter on it. That creature doesn't untap during it's controller's untap steps. ,T: Golbez deals 9,999 damage to target creature.
3/6
Flavor: Golbez is from the game Final Fantasy IV. His attack trigger is his attack Binding Cold. His Shadow Dragon can kill player characters in 1 hit with the Black Fang attack.
Golbez becomes the Man in Black in Final Fantasy IV: The After Years. His attack trigger is his Pressure move. Meteor can usually do 9,999 damage to a single target.
Neisha of the M'Ni2GG
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
If ~ would die, you may instead transform ~ and move all loyalty counters on target planeswalker you control to ~.
2/2
//// Neisha, the Dual Soul GR Planeswalker - Neisha
+1: Target creature must block this turn if able.
0: Put two 2/2 green Spirit Alligator creature tokens into play.
-7: Target creature gets +20/+20 and gains trample until end of turn.
Tag, You're Cursed!RW
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Creatures can attack enchanted player as though they had haste and vigilance.
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, transform Tag, You're Cursed!
//// Home Base
((R/W)) Enchantment - Aura Blessing
Creatures can't attack enchanted player.
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, transform Home Base.
iiw: something that turns something into something else
Pillar of the CommunityW
Creature - Human Advisor (R) ,T: Each player puts a 1/1 white Human creature token onto the battlefield.
At the beginning of the end step, if each player controls six or more creatures, transform Pillar of the Community. "Welcome to our fair city..."
1/1
/// Supreme Conspirator
Creature - Human Advisor
:symtap:: Each player chooses two creatures he or she controls. You gain control of those creatures. "...I'm certain you'll enjoy your stay."
3/3
ok, you guys can be mad at me but I did the whole "do judgings in the quick reply box, then refresh the page" bit.
Rather than redo it, I'll just say that a lot of you had fundamental issues with your cards, most of the rest had cards that I just think are bad, and Rudyard's made me laugh, so he wins.
Private Mod Note
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Can we have Megiddo removed from the forum forever please?
i'm pretty sure i can find your ***** online within 3 minutes
ok, you guys can be mad at me but I did the whole "do judgings in the quick reply box, then refresh the page" bit.
Rather than redo it, I'll just say that a lot of you had fundamental issues with your cards, most of the rest had cards that I just think are bad, and Rudyard's made me laugh, so he wins.
Now I kind of want to enter the same card, again, since it fits Rudyard's challenge.
Stone Watcher
Artifact
Artifact spells you own cost less to play.
Whenever you are dealt damage, transform Stone Watcher.
/// Stone Guardian
Artifact Creature - Gargoyle
Flying
Stone Guardian can block up to three creatures.
Transform Stone Guardian at the end of your turn unless you lost life that turn.
3/7
Private Mod Note
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IIW:
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Rakshaform Sword1WW
Legendary Artifact - Equipment
~ can only be equipped to a cat.
Equipped creature gets +3/+2, vigilance, and first strike.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, put an unlock counter on ~. If there are 3 or more unlock counters on ~, remove all unlock counters from ~, then transform ~.
Equip 3
////////// Raksha the Queen
(W) Legendary Creature - Cat Warrior
Other cat creatures you control get +3/+2, vigilance, and first strike.
Whenever another cat you control deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, put a 2/2 cat creature token into play.
3/6
Scepter of Sizes 4
Artifact ,T: Choose one - Target creature becomes a 5/5 giant creature until end of turn, or target creature becomes a 1/1 dwarf creature until end of turn.
Rules Conundrum?U
Instant (U)
Choose one — Target step becomes a phase; or target phase becomes a step. "Well then I'll just 'meaningless change' your face into mush!" —Comprehensive Rules Writer, Vengeant
Birth of the Portentous Star3W
Sorcery (R)
Target Aura is no longer an Aura. It loses all enchant abilities. Replace all instances of "enchanted creature" in that permanent's text with "each creature you control". Repeat this process for each permanent type.
Enchantmentcycling 3W It was on a moonless Beltaine night that Davizeg astromancers first recorded the Constellation of the Righteous Sword.
ok, you guys can be mad at me but I did the whole "do judgings in the quick reply box, then refresh the page" bit.
Rather than redo it, I'll just say that a lot of you had fundamental issues with your cards, most of the rest had cards that I just think are bad, and Rudyard's made me laugh, so he wins.
text editors and copy/paste are your friends
Too lazy to look for someone's last IIW. So I'll just toss out some random design...
The Best Laid Plans3WUU
Sorcery (M)
Replay the turn. (The game state is reset to exactly as it was at the beginning of the current turn. This includes life totals, spells cast, permanents that entered or left the battlefield, mana pools, and the tapped/untapped state of permanents on the battlefield.)
It's a rules nightmare, and have no idea how it would be templated, but I love the idea of rewinding and doing it all over again. So, there ya go.
"Here only miracles. Here, only the rising of spirit. And yes, love if it was pertinent (which it was so often); and sometimes bloodletting. But never the prosaic, never the trivial. Here the man who brought the strangest tale was the most welcome. Here every excess was celebrated if it brought visions, and every vision analyzed for the hints it held to the nature of the Everlasting." - Clive Barker's Imajica
May I request thoughts on my card? I'm interested on it's problems.
Right now...
Megamorph5UU
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that play puts all creatures he or she controls on the bottom of his or her library, then reveals cards from the top of his or her library until he or she reveals that many creature cards. Put all creature cards revealed this way onto the battlefield. They gain haste until end of turn.
Grim Delusion1:symub::symub::symub:
Sorcery R
Target player shuffles their graveyard. It is now their library. The previous library is now that player's graveyard. Play this spell only if a library has 20 or less cards in it. The past becomes a new possibility and fresh ideas are exiled to darkness.
Mask of Concealment
Artifact - Equipment (R)
Equipped creature is a Human and loses all other creature types and all abilities.
:0mana:: Until end of turn, equipped creature loses the Human creature type and regains its original creature types and abilities.
Equip
Land R
t: add 1 to your mana pool.
If your mana pool has 3 or more points of mana in it, you may transform Dormant Sprawl.
//////
Field of Dreams
Land
t: add 1 mana of any color to your mana pool.
IIW: Gem Dragons
[Clan Flamingo]
Creature - Human Soldier
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, you may pay 3. If you do, ~ deals 3 damage to that creature.
At the beginning of each upkeep, if there is a creature that was damaged by ~ last turn on the battlefield, transform ~.
2/3
/////
Bad Cop ((B/R))
Creature - Human Soldier
3: ~ deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature is put into a graveyard this turn, put a cop counter on ~.
Whenever there are 3 or more cop counters on ~, remove all cop counters from ~, and then transform ~.
4/4
Pauper EDH:
UBPsychatogBU
UInvisible StalkerU
Not playing anything else. Money is tight.
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior Wizard (M)
Intimidate
When Golbez attacks, you may pay 2B. If so, tap up to 3 creatures defending player controls.
5BB: Put a legendary enchantment token named "Shadow Dragon" onto the battlefield. It has "T: Destroy target creature."
Whenever Golbez dies, transform Golbez.
4/4
//
Golbez, Man in Black WB
Legendary Creature - Human (M)
Haste
When Golbez attacks, you may pay 1. If so, tap target creature defending player controls. Put a paralyze counter on it. That creature doesn't untap during it's controller's untap steps.
,T: Golbez deals 9,999 damage to target creature.
3/6
Flavor: Golbez is from the game Final Fantasy IV. His attack trigger is his attack Binding Cold. His Shadow Dragon can kill player characters in 1 hit with the Black Fang attack.
Golbez becomes the Man in Black in Final Fantasy IV: The After Years. His attack trigger is his Pressure move. Meteor can usually do 9,999 damage to a single target.
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
If ~ would die, you may instead transform ~ and move all loyalty counters on target planeswalker you control to ~.
2/2
////
Neisha, the Dual Soul
GR Planeswalker - Neisha
+1: Target creature must block this turn if able.
0: Put two 2/2 green Spirit Alligator creature tokens into play.
-7: Target creature gets +20/+20 and gains trample until end of turn.
IIW: The War That Shattered The World.
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Creatures can attack enchanted player as though they had haste and vigilance.
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, transform Tag, You're Cursed!
////
Home Base
((R/W)) Enchantment - Aura Blessing
Creatures can't attack enchanted player.
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, transform Home Base.
iiw: something that turns something into something else
[Clan Flamingo] Tier Archivist
[15:21] <@CC> Remember, if you argue, you are an idiot.
Untrophied Wins:
Perfect MCC Scores: 2
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Creature - Human Advisor (R)
,T: Each player puts a 1/1 white Human creature token onto the battlefield.
At the beginning of the end step, if each player controls six or more creatures, transform Pillar of the Community.
"Welcome to our fair city..."
1/1
///
Supreme Conspirator
Creature - Human Advisor
:symtap:: Each player chooses two creatures he or she controls. You gain control of those creatures.
"...I'm certain you'll enjoy your stay."
3/3
IIW: Cards based on chess.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
ok, you guys can be mad at me but I did the whole "do judgings in the quick reply box, then refresh the page" bit.
Rather than redo it, I'll just say that a lot of you had fundamental issues with your cards, most of the rest had cards that I just think are bad, and Rudyard's made me laugh, so he wins.
Now I kind of want to enter the same card, again, since it fits Rudyard's challenge.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
*goes off to see if Rud posted an iiw*
EDIT: Yup, and here's my card~
Greatest Ovinomancy 1UUU
Enchantment
All creatures are 0/2 Sheep with no abilities.
Done by Rivenor of Miraculous Recovery signatures!
Artifact
Artifact spells you own cost less to play.
Whenever you are dealt damage, transform Stone Watcher.
///
Stone Guardian
Artifact Creature - Gargoyle
Flying
Stone Guardian can block up to three creatures.
Transform Stone Guardian at the end of your turn unless you lost life that turn.
3/7
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Legendary Artifact - Equipment
~ can only be equipped to a cat.
Equipped creature gets +3/+2, vigilance, and first strike.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, put an unlock counter on ~. If there are 3 or more unlock counters on ~, remove all unlock counters from ~, then transform ~.
Equip 3
//////////
Raksha the Queen
(W) Legendary Creature - Cat Warrior
Other cat creatures you control get +3/+2, vigilance, and first strike.
Whenever another cat you control deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, put a 2/2 cat creature token into play.
3/6
Pauper EDH:
UBPsychatogBU
UInvisible StalkerU
Not playing anything else. Money is tight.
Artifact
,T: Choose one - Target creature becomes a 5/5 giant creature until end of turn, or target creature becomes a 1/1 dwarf creature until end of turn.
IIW: In the Middle
Winnings
Winnings WIAJ: 2
Winnings WIJ: 2
Instant (U)
Choose one — Target step becomes a phase; or target phase becomes a step.
"Well then I'll just 'meaningless change' your face into mush!"
—Comprehensive Rules Writer, Vengeant
IIW: Make a nonblue Turtle
Sorcery (R)
Target Aura is no longer an Aura. It loses all enchant abilities. Replace all instances of "enchanted creature" in that permanent's text with "each creature you control". Repeat this process for each permanent type.
Enchantmentcycling 3W
It was on a moonless Beltaine night that Davizeg astromancers first recorded the Constellation of the Righteous Sword.
IIW: A holiday.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
text editors and copy/paste are your friends
Too lazy to look for someone's last IIW. So I'll just toss out some random design...
The Best Laid Plans 3WUU
Sorcery (M)
Replay the turn. (The game state is reset to exactly as it was at the beginning of the current turn. This includes life totals, spells cast, permanents that entered or left the battlefield, mana pools, and the tapped/untapped state of permanents on the battlefield.)
It's a rules nightmare, and have no idea how it would be templated, but I love the idea of rewinding and doing it all over again. So, there ya go.
Right now...
Megamorph 5UU
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that play puts all creatures he or she controls on the bottom of his or her library, then reveals cards from the top of his or her library until he or she reveals that many creature cards. Put all creature cards revealed this way onto the battlefield. They gain haste until end of turn.
See Homura, Human Ascendant for how to do this correctly.
It also just had too many words.
Sorcery R
Target player shuffles their graveyard. It is now their library. The previous library is now that player's graveyard. Play this spell only if a library has 20 or less cards in it.
The past becomes a new possibility and fresh ideas are exiled to darkness.
[Clan Flamingo]
Artifact - Equipment (R)
Equipped creature is a Human and loses all other creature types and all abilities.
:0mana:: Until end of turn, equipped creature loses the Human creature type and regains its original creature types and abilities.
Equip
It's called "Guess the amount of time until the judging is done."
I say 3 and a half a hours.
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.