Continuing the Cascade series: Bituminous Blast3BR
Instant
Whenever you cast Bituminous Blast, choose one at random - Deal 3 damage to target player. That player discards two cards, Destroy target nonland permanent and all permanents with the same name, Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated, Deal 3 damage to target creature or player, put a 3/3 creature into play with "Whenever this is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put 3 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens into play", put a 2/2 creature into play with "Pay 2 Life: This gets +2/+2 until end of turn", put a 3/2 creature into play with haste and when this option is chosen choose one at random - Deal 3 damage to target player. That player discards two cards, Destroy target nonland permanent and all permanents with the same name, Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated, Deal 3 damage to target creature or player, put a 3/3 creature into play with "Whenever this is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put 3 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens into play", put a 2/2 creature into play with "Pay 2 Life: This gets +2/+2 until end of turn"
Bituminous Blast deals 4 damage to target creature.
I think it's starting to become obvious why Cascade was keyworded
Chandra Ablaze4RR
Planeswalker - Chandra
Abilities: +1 - You lose card advantage. Deal 4 damage to target creature or player if you happen to be playing an all red deck that isn't RDW (wait, why AREN'T you playing RDW?) -2 - Take two counters off of Chandra for an ability that is absolutely useless unless you hate your hand, in which case WHY DID YOU KEEP IT THIS LONG? You still do not gain card advantage. -7 - Win a game that, in all likelihood, you have already won. Congrats.
Flavor text - "Jace 2.0 has 4CMC and I have 6? WTF????" - Chandra
I suppose you also hated spellshapers for their abilities. 4 damage is a lot for a single ability. The -2 is amazing card advantage -- you go from 0 to 3 and they go from 7 to 3. The ultimate on any planeswalker reads similar to that. The only problem with chandra2 is the cmc.
I suppose you also hated spellshapers for their abilities. 4 damage is a lot for a single ability. The -2 is amazing card advantage -- you go from 0 to 3 and they go from 7 to 3. The ultimate on any planeswalker reads similar to that. The only problem with chandra2 is the cmc.
Completely agree. If Chandra Ablaze was 2RR she would be the nuts.
Time for a Planeswalker: Jace, the Mind Sculptor2UU
+2: Target opponent considers entering the scoop phase.
0: Target opponent resigns himself to you always having the answer.
-1: Target opponent wishes his creature had haste.
-12: Target opponent enters the scoop phase.
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In summation.....Star Trek wins a prolonged naval battle against superior, yet less technologically advanced, numbers, with Picard leading the assault, while Kirk takes your soul by laying out Solo and probably his manservant Chewy as well, before impregnating and ditching your Princess.
I believe that I have enough social competence to slip into a party or two, potentially wooing some attractive females that would not mind spending the evening performing the booty dance on me.
I suppose you also hated spellshapers for their abilities. 4 damage is a lot for a single ability. The -2 is amazing card advantage -- you go from 0 to 3 and they go from 7 to 3. The ultimate on any planeswalker reads similar to that. The only problem with chandra2 is the cmc.
lol. she is widely considered the worst planeswalker to be printed. but, sure, she's awesome.
In summation.....Star Trek wins a prolonged naval battle against superior, yet less technologically advanced, numbers, with Picard leading the assault, while Kirk takes your soul by laying out Solo and probably his manservant Chewy as well, before impregnating and ditching your Princess.
Kargan DragonlordRR
Creature - Human Warrior
Level Up R
2/2 K a Bear, whatever.
Level 4-7: Flying 4/4 Sure.
Level 8: Flying, trample, R: Kargan Dragonlord gets +1/+0 until end of turn. 8/8 Ok. Chump with Banesl....WAIT FFFFFUUUUU
Blightning:
Blightning deals 3 damage to target player. That player discards 2 cards.
If a card named bloodbraid elf is on the stack, just go home. No one likes you.
Creeping Tar Pit
When ~ enters the battlefield, target Super Friends player becomes insecure.
My own spin on an earlier one: Savage Lands
When ~ enters the battlefield, any opponent may reveal a Spreading Seas. If no one does, you win the game. Otherwise, you lose the game.
Edit: I daresay, a fitting usage of my 1,111st post.
open the vaults
choose one:
Return all artifact and enchantment cards from all graveyards to the battlefield under their owners' control. (Auras with nothing to enchant remain in graveyards.) or,
flip a coin, if heads do whatever you want, if tails, target player calls a judge.
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Bituminous Blast 3BR
Instant
Whenever you cast Bituminous Blast, choose one at random - Deal 3 damage to target player. That player discards two cards, Destroy target nonland permanent and all permanents with the same name, Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated, Deal 3 damage to target creature or player, put a 3/3 creature into play with "Whenever this is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put 3 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens into play", put a 2/2 creature into play with "Pay 2 Life: This gets +2/+2 until end of turn", put a 3/2 creature into play with haste and when this option is chosen choose one at random - Deal 3 damage to target player. That player discards two cards, Destroy target nonland permanent and all permanents with the same name, Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated, Deal 3 damage to target creature or player, put a 3/3 creature into play with "Whenever this is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put 3 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens into play", put a 2/2 creature into play with "Pay 2 Life: This gets +2/+2 until end of turn"
Bituminous Blast deals 4 damage to target creature.
I think it's starting to become obvious why Cascade was keyworded
Enchantment
Target UW player checks their hand for Oblivion Ring or Celestial Purge. If not found, target opponent dies a little.
Lifelink
IHOP! OMNOMNOM!
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these made me laugh so hard
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I suppose you also hated spellshapers for their abilities. 4 damage is a lot for a single ability. The -2 is amazing card advantage -- you go from 0 to 3 and they go from 7 to 3. The ultimate on any planeswalker reads similar to that. The only problem with chandra2 is the cmc.
Completely agree. If Chandra Ablaze was 2RR she would be the nuts.
Time for a Planeswalker:
Jace, the Mind Sculptor 2UU
+2: Target opponent considers entering the scoop phase.
0: Target opponent resigns himself to you always having the answer.
-1: Target opponent wishes his creature had haste.
-12: Target opponent enters the scoop phase.
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RFG target Baneslayer Angel. Destroy another target Baneslayer Angel.
Play (verb): Cast/Play
RFG: Exile
CIP: Enters the Battlefield
Fetchland: Arid Mesa
Shockland: Watery Grave
M10 Dual: Glacial Fortress
When ~ comes into play, if you played it from your graveyard, mill the top 18 cards of your library.
Play (verb): Cast/Play
RFG: Exile
CIP: Enters the Battlefield
Fetchland: Arid Mesa
Shockland: Watery Grave
M10 Dual: Glacial Fortress
Flying, First Strike, Lifelink, Screw Broodmate, Halo What?
Serra who?
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Sorcery
Destroy all creatures.
Target player playing allies scoops.
RUG Riku, Two is Better Than One
UB [PRIMER] Wrexial, Classic Control
RG Radha, Ramp's Theme Goes With Everything
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lol. she is widely considered the worst planeswalker to be printed. but, sure, she's awesome.
?? Confusing....
Anyway, play on! More cards! This thread is really entertaining
TBD...
Diabolic Tutor
Who are you going to call?
target creature becomes a basic land and then becomes tapped
Since I was able to assemble UUBBBRR and cast ~ without it being countered, I might as well win game.
He's talking about Dredge, which is extended. But that's pretty much what he's used for.
Tap: Kill undead stuff
I ain't afraid of no ghost.
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Creature - Human Warrior
Level Up R
2/2 K a Bear, whatever.
Level 4-7: Flying 4/4 Sure.
Level 8: Flying, trample, R: Kargan Dragonlord gets +1/+0 until end of turn. 8/8 Ok. Chump with Banesl....WAIT FFFFFUUUUU
"just wait till jund is gone"
flavor text
i for one welcome our new blue overlords
also bonus not std one from last season
me playing a textless cryptic command
opp "what does that do?"
anything i want it to do
Blightning deals 3 damage to target player. That player discards 2 cards.
If a card named bloodbraid elf is on the stack, just go home. No one likes you.
Defender
When ~ ETB, target player collapses in laughter.
"lol?"
This is based on the events of last night. Then, I opened a foil one :\
Teneb Reanimator EDH
Sunforge Mystic toolbox Casual
I'm banned from posting until next Monday. If you want to trade with me or if you want me to make you a sig, you must PM me.
When you cast ~, target opponent reads ~ and then concedes the game.
Creeping Tar Pit
When ~ enters the battlefield, target Super Friends player becomes insecure.
My own spin on an earlier one:
Savage Lands
When ~ enters the battlefield, any opponent may reveal a Spreading Seas. If no one does, you win the game. Otherwise, you lose the game.
Edit: I daresay, a fitting usage of my 1,111st post.
choose one:
Return all artifact and enchantment cards from all graveyards to the battlefield under their owners' control. (Auras with nothing to enchant remain in graveyards.) or,
flip a coin, if heads do whatever you want, if tails, target player calls a judge.
power nine,reserved list,snow lands,rules changes,planeswalkers,auras,legends,mythics,rares,
counterspell,tarmogoyf,cascade,affinity,equipment,
noobs,powergamers, mods,
net-deckers,fnm,the dci,wotc,negate,psychatog,dredge,bloodbraid elf,people flicking their cards,fairies,cryptic command,dark ritual,eldrazi,path to exile,new formats,new products,yu-gi-oh,baneslayer angel,lotus cobra,core sets,and Mark Rosewater,especially Mark Rosewater.