Conrad Birdie
Oscar and Felix
Prince Hamlet
Romeo Montague and Juliet Capulet
rope with which to tie them down with
chairs to put them into
a revolver
six bullets
a dumpster to dump their bodies into
an alibi
the brackets in {mikeyG}'s name
a smooth criminal
the remains of the beatles (the dead ones, of course)
17 get-out-of-infraction-free cards, useable at whichever mod you choose (except avatar of Kokusho)
EDIT: Heh. Zith owned by pet snake. Ironic. (You'll understand If you've read the mallorean)
1. 30 My Coke Rewards points. (I'll drink the cola, you keep the points.)
2. A star named after you...maybe even a galaxy if I can pull some strings.
3. Instruction manual on Ninjitsu.
4. A sundial.
5. I'll tell you a secret of mine.
6. A sex fantasy novel. The protagonist? Sarah Palin.
7. Leather Pants.
8. A ball of pink string.
9. A book of matches.
10. 100 Light Bulbs. 60 Watt. White Light. Hell-of-a-deal!
11. 82 dollars in pennies.
12. A sacked lunch.
13. A massage. (MSRP $50)
14. Seven random phone numbers from my mobile phone.
15. Photos of Diana Ross.
Since Johnathan R Meister is the current owner of my soul, please give me a few days before closing this round in order to put a proper bid in (I need to find what won Jack's the first time around).
Since Johnathan R Meister is the current owner of my soul, please give me a few days before closing this round in order to put a proper bid in (I need to find what won Jack's the first time around).
I bid, not 1, not 2, but 3, yes 3! Small children from the country of Guatemala.
They are good at doing any deeds you need done around the house, they also make a good house warming gift.
I also bid a pan of brownies, with or without nuts.
And lastly a couch, a 3 sitter, made completely of black leather, genuine.
All for the simple payment of Jackermeister's soul!
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It's time to get out of the desert and into the sun.
-My roomate's bad hair cut.
-The Temple of Doom. (you run it not run away from it)
-Urza's staff thingy.
-A lifetime's supply of cheese.
-A moon rock
-witty things to say by AsianInvasion and the other guys in the humor thread.
Does the Temple of Doom co9me with my own Thuggee cult as well? Ah, never mind. Those guys sucked anyway. I have a lot of cheese already.
Conrad Birdie
Oscar and Felix
Prince Hamlet
Romeo Montague and Juliet Capulet
rope with which to tie them down with
chairs to put them into
a revolver
six bullets
a dumpster to dump their bodies into
an alibi
the brackets in {mikeyG}'s name
a smooth criminal
the remains of the beatles (the dead ones, of course)
17 get-out-of-infraction-free cards, useable at whichever mod you choose (except avatar of Kokusho)
EDIT: Heh. Zith owned by pet snake. Ironic. (You'll understand If you've read the mallorean)
1. 30 My Coke Rewards points. (I'll drink the cola, you keep the points.)
2. A star named after you...maybe even a galaxy if I can pull some strings.
3. Instruction manual on Ninjitsu.
4. A sundial.
5. I'll tell you a secret of mine.
6. A sex fantasy novel. The protagonist? Sarah Palin.
7. Leather Pants.
8. A ball of pink string.
9. A book of matches.
10. 100 Light Bulbs. 60 Watt. White Light. Hell-of-a-deal!
11. 82 dollars in pennies.
12. A sacked lunch.
13. A massage. (MSRP $50)
14. Seven random phone numbers from my mobile phone.
15. Photos of Diana Ross.
Oooh! Can I get the "massage" while reading the Sarah Palin novel?
I bid, not 1, not 2, but 3, yes 3! Small children from the country of Guatemala. They are good at doing any deeds you need done around the house, they also make a good house warming gift.
I also bid a pan of brownies, with or without nuts.
And lastly a couch, a 3 sitter, made completely of black leather, genuine.
All for the simple payment of Jackermeister's soul!
Guatemalan slave labor is soooooo passe...oh look! Brownies!
I liked FirstTurnManaBurn's bid best so he wins.
Bid now for Bilbroxain's soul because he insisted I make my choice now when I was short on time.
I'll gussy this post up eventually. Just like the "eventually" from a few months ago that I still haven't updated.
A microwave that raises people from the dead
A book on how to properly pronounce peoples names
My ten magic decks
The passwords to all my friends facebooks
A get-out-of-jail free card that really works
All the sci-fi books you could ever want (or need) (or read in the next 500 years)
and the shipping and handling for all of this is prepaid by me.
I don't know Bilbroxain very well either, so whatever...
An olympic sized swimming pool, with diving boards.
A yact.
A flash drive with 4 Million Terrabytes of storage.
Robot Legs (Its a risky operation, but I Think it's worth it.)
A monkey driver. That is, A monkey who drives you around.
The ability to destroy Scientology... Anonomously.
Your own pet Kraken. I named him fred, but he is young enough so you could change his name And I don't think he would notice. And he's pretty fierce. Lots of teeth, long tentacles, from the crusty depths, and all that.
A force Field generator. Don't cross the beams with a laser.
Three used rubber bands.
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"Wizards could put $100 bills in packs and people would complain about how they were folded."
some animal crackers
a bag of dog hair
my anthropology text book (heck I don't need it)
a fitted baseball hat
a brita water filtering pitcher
balls, and lots of them
Africa- the whole thing
some ugly chick named Corinna who my roomate has let into our room
my Malcolm X poster, it's yellow with a picture and quote
my job (fry cook)
heck you can even have half of bilbroxains soul for yourself
12 olympic gold medalists
The Dallas Cowboys (they're Americas team, but if I win they can become Africa's team.)
a package of blank cd's
a mutated lab cat
THE HYPNO TOAD!!!
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Sweet. I gotta soul. But I'm selfish and greedy and need more, hence:
1. A jolly vagrant that will follow you around busking melodies to help you better express yourself.
2. A didgeridoo to accompany your vagrant.
3. A variety of choice accoutrement from high-end retail stores.
4. A rubber band ball.
5. A dinner prepared by yours truly; Tuna Tataki appetizer, Chicken Piccata entree, and a Banana's Foster for dessert.
6. I will reveal the location of the best camping spot in Northern Arizona in the form of Google Maps.
7. A smorgasbord of batteries.
8. SCUBA Lessons.
9. New Sunglasses, something snazzy, like some Oakley Frogskins.
10. Moonshoes. (Remember Moonshoes?)
11. A piece of carbonaceous chondrite.
12. A swiss army knife, with over 200 functions.
13. Danny DeVito's autograph...on a photograph...in a frame...
A microwave that raises people from the dead
A book on how to properly pronounce peoples names
My ten magic decks
The passwords to all my friends facebooks
A get-out-of-jail free card that really works
All the sci-fi books you could ever want (or need) (or read in the next 500 years)
and the shipping and handling for all of this is prepaid by me.
I don't know Bilbroxain very well either, so whatever...
An olympic sized swimming pool, with diving boards.
A yact.
A flash drive with 4 Million Terrabytes of storage.
Robot Legs (Its a risky operation, but I Think it's worth it.)
A monkey driver. That is, A monkey who drives you around.
The ability to destroy Scientology... Anonomously.
Your own pet Kraken. I named him fred, but he is young enough so you could change his name And I don't think he would notice. And he's pretty fierce. Lots of teeth, long tentacles, from the crusty depths, and all that.
A force Field generator. Don't cross the beams with a laser.
Three used rubber bands.
I'd need an 'h' for my yact. It just wouldn't feel right otherwise.
I would so love to destroy Scientology. I'm even okay with Tom Cruise and John Travolta being casualties of war.
Okay, is the Kraken the type from Pirates of the Caribbean or Clash of the Titans?
Bilbroxain robbed me of all the stuff I had The only thing I could offer is:
A neverending concert in Kank's backyard with a couple of boy bands like Nsync, Backstreet Boys, NKOTB and as the main act Missy Elliott if I don't win.
He had to email me and threaten me with extortion to find out some dark secrets about me. You don't scare me! I don't care if PETA finds out what I did with those llamas and the 23 cans of Cheez Whiz.
The unbanning of the most fun MtGs members you think should not be banned. (your choice on who gets unbanned.)
A large supply of cheese and cheese cake! *cheese may be the other form :p*
They keys to the playboy mansion.]
And yes...a mod invite for MtGS
I barely have the time to update this once a month, do you really think I have the time to mod anything? If you can Hustler up the keys to the Penthouse, we may have something.
some animal crackers
a bag of dog hair
my anthropology text book (heck I don't need it)
a fitted baseball hat
a brita water filtering pitcher
balls, and lots of them
Africa- the whole thing
some ugly chick named Corinna who my roomate has let into our room
my Malcolm X poster, it's yellow with a picture and quote
my job (fry cook)
heck you can even have half of bilbroxains soul for yourself
12 olympic gold medalists
The Dallas Cowboys (they're Americas team, but if I win they can become Africa's team.)
a package of blank cd's
a mutated lab cat
THE HYPNO TOAD!!!
Eh, I found most of this stuff already at my neighbor's garage sale.
Sweet. I gotta soul. But I'm selfish and greedy and need more, hence:
1. A jolly vagrant that will follow you around busking melodies to help you better express yourself.
2. A didgeridoo to accompany your vagrant.
3. A variety of choice accoutrement from high-end retail stores.
4. A rubber band ball.
5. A dinner prepared by yours truly; Tuna Tataki appetizer, Chicken Piccata entree, and a Banana's Foster for dessert.
6. I will reveal the location of the best camping spot in Northern Arizona in the form of Google Maps.
7. A smorgasbord of batteries.
8. SCUBA Lessons.
9. New Sunglasses, something snazzy, like some Oakley Frogskins.
10. Moonshoes. (Remember Moonshoes?)
11. A piece of carbonaceous chondrite.
12. A swiss army knife, with over 200 functions.
13. Danny DeVito's autograph...on a photograph...in a frame...
No too bad. Not too good either, but not too shabby. You get to be runner-up for the week.
I hope that Olympic pool is big enough for Fred, my Kraken, because...
Bilbroxain's soul goes to irish_pirate
Kankennon Era, Part III: lgmhorus' soul goes to SumPhatGuy SumPhatGuy's soul goes to Unkle-J YuanTi's soul goes to Pinoy_Guy Unkle-J's soul goes to Pinoy_Guy Pinoy_Guy's soul goes to Jackermeister Woapalanne's soul goes to Masamune PolarBearGod's soul goes to Unkle-J Psiblast's soul goes to Charm_Master3125 Sakura's soul goes to Roger Watersmelon {mikeyG}'s soul goes to Roger Watersmelon Roger Watersmelon's soul goes to Jackermeister Zith's soul goes to pet snake Jackermeister's soul goes to FirstTurnManaBurn Bilbroxain's soul goes to irish_pirate
Soul --- Current Owner {mikeyG} Roger Watersmelon Agentdark Tyorl Alacar Leoricar Jack Alex+ !Chucklez! AlphaInsidious StevieT92 Annorax Lord Moo Avatar grappler12 Avatar of Kokusho Slavan K. Guiser BaaPuff Salubrious Belgareth Raia Beta-Male !Chucklez! Bilbroxain irish_pirate Bob Dole (all) Early Harvest ButteBlues18 Salubrious Charlie Donaldson U_Legacy! Con_Valian BeefyBot CrAzEd MiKe CrAzEd MiKe Cyan DrunkenBeetle D24478667 Beefybot Danbanzero Jack DeceitfulBeauty HAWKEYE7 Desyphur Tangerine Tulip diggy DeceitfulBeauty DMMBY NavyJoe Dr. Tom Tel-Jilad Squirrel extremeicon Slavan K. Guiser extremestan Xyre Fairie Lord Wessel fatguy_poolshark mrrodgers Faxanadu Shadowfox Feuerdrache Faerie Lord! Feyd_Ruin DrunkenBeetle Furor Beefybot Glamdring Illuvatar glurman TobiasFunke Gnomeslaver Charlie Donaldson Goblinboy Aisling Leprechaun Good&Evil Enter Manic grappler12 Slavan K. Guiser HAWKEYE7 Slavan K. Guiser Hydrokinesis Spanglegluppet Illuvatar Soul Grind Incinerated CrovaxtheCursed Istanbul Slavan K. Guiser Jack Patron of the Nerds Jackermeister FirstTurnManaBurn Jicyslics Myrf Kankennon Faerie Lord KavuMonarch Faxanadu! Kijin AlphaInsidious lgmhorus SumPhatGuy Moss Elemental Shadowfox Moxman Tangerine Tulip! Mr Bloody Minded Stax mrrodgers nikral16 Myrf Faerie Lord! nan Green Teabagger NecroBlade HAWKEYE7 nikral16 glurman Oasis Tangerine Tulip Patron of the Nerds Faerie Lord Pinoy_Guy Jackermeister PolarBearGod Unkle-J Psiblast Charm_Master3125 PurpleD Rayne Puzzle iloveatogs Qwerty R&Doom R&Doom Beefybot Rancored_Elf Faxanadu! RickCorgan Sterling Angel Rodyle Tyorl Roger Watersmelon Jackermeister Sakura Roger Watersmelon Salubrious Slavan K. Guiser Senori The Fallen Evincar Sir Blakely Slavan K. Guiser Slavan K. Guiser Darksteel Underpants sneakyhomunculus Salubrious SorryGuy Stax Soul_Grind PurpleD spanglegluppet Oasis Spiral Wessel Static Sir Blakely Stax Istanbul Sterling Angel Rodyle SumPhatGuy Unkle-J Tanthalas Slavan K. Guiser Tyorl Tyorl Unkle-J Pinoy_Guy urzassedatives ThornThallid void_nothing Xyre votan Slavan K. Guiser Wessel Avatar of Kokusho Woapalanne Masamune WUFFLES II GOOD&EVIL Xenphire Darksteel Underpants Xyre Tyorl YuanTi Pinoy_Guy Zith pet snake
Since FirstTurnManaBurn was nice enough to give me a wake up call, I'll be nice enough to sell his soul next, so give it away, give it away, give it away now!
Make me an awesome drop-your-whole-hand bid for FirstTurnManaBurn's soul.
NO! I CHALLENGE YOU!
I Bid:
1 can of Spam Spread.
1 Poster that hates Apple.
1 iMac
1 (Half) an iPod
1 blue Wire
2 Red wires to go with the blue
1 Pacman
1 Mr. Game and Watch Jr.
1/10000000000000000 of Chtulu's power
and.... A CHEESY DOG!
(And I'll make it worth your While, I'll through in some Pictures of some Hot Ms. Snakes In there too, ;))
The key to Davey Jones' locker.
A mint condition copy of the very first Hustler magazine.
Three cherry flavored pencil erasers.
Donkey Kong's red tie.
Mr. Moneybags (the Monopoly guy) favorite top hat.
The ground up bones of Albert Einstein.
A clean cup of urine for your next random drug testing.
99 bar room shanks on the wall, 99 bar room shanks (take one down pass it around).
The superhuman power to run with scissors.
Your own personal Monroe-bot.
A magical wonderland.
A parrot with two wooden legs, sent from the future. His only job is to protect you from the evil salty dogs.
Treasure Island.
An unlimited supply of the black spot to hand out to all your enemies.
The original composition of "The song that doesn't end".
8 pieces of eight.
The secret to why all the rum is gone.
99 red luft balloons.
The Beat (you got it).
Some of you may have been in shock since we invaded Canada and Mexico, but fear not, it was for a good cause. Now that we conrol North America, we produce an extra 5 armies a turn.^_^
Hmmmm...currently.....not many souls under SKG's frightly watch anymore. Especially in the Third Era of Kank. So, Irish_Pirate's soul?
I bid the Blarney Stone. Now, you won't even have to bend over backwards to give it a kiss for the gift of Blarney.
A huge container of Corned Beef. And some Hash to go along with it.
A leprechaun. What you do with him is up to you. I'm not quite sure what you'd do with a bearded little person, but I'm sure it might involve ass-less chaps and a video camera.
A reminder that I still own the TM on your spiffy avatar.
Transferring the TM on the Undead Baker Kankennon back to your rightful self.
An indulgent fantasy of childhood memories. Complete with Transformers and Thundercats.
A real-life LoLcat.
Thousands of Cheezburgers so that damn cat can finally have one.
Iron Chef Masuharu Morimoto. Eat sushi to your heart's content.
The Ability to summon Zombie Pirate LeChuck, complete with glowy beard.
Also, how to truly escape Monkey Island.
Rootbeer, because, if it's manly enough for Guybrush Threepwood, it's manly enough for Kank.
All the good potatoes from the Second Great Potato Famine (soon to hit Idaho shortly).
A potato signed by Dan Quayle.
Dan Quayle. Whatever happened to him anyway? Dunno, but you get to find out.
An Indulgent Fantasy involving you and your wife. And maybe a few more ladies if you're lucky (and the wife is willing).
The knowledge of 10 great pornstars instilled in your partner for the best sex you'll ever have.
Sausage-stuffed-sausage. The only thing better than sausage by itself. And enough gravy to enjoy it completely. Mmmmm........
A personal brewmeister descended from a long-line of Bavarian brewmeisters who has been secretly trained his whole life for creating the Ultimate Brew in a close-guarded brewery located high in the German Alps close to the borders of Austria, Lichtenstein, and Switzerland.
The one and only brew crafted by the amazing Brewmeister listed above.
A toaster that can instantly (and perfectly) cook Eggo frozen waffles on command. Just Say "Hot and Fresh" and BAM! Waffles.
A yo-yo that can do tricks on its own. Around-the-world? No Problem. Walk-the-dog? Of course. It should be able to perform the "New York Rollercoaster" on command. Watch out, it might not be good enogh to debase Shinji Saito as reigning world champ though.
A Guinness World Record for owning the most souls.
A Guiness World Record for being the awesomest Kank.
A Guiness World Record for having the most complete collection of fossilized animal rectums in the world.
The largest and most complete collection of fossilized animal rectums in the world. Including the hard-to-find amoeba rectum, Tyrannasaurous Rextum (ahaha! Did you see whut I did thar?), and the piece de resistance, a two-coloned giant ground sloth rectum.
The ad council that created the "Got Milk?" and "Beef. It's What's for Dinner." campaigns to design a revolutionary new slogan for "The People's Kank," ensuring lasting love and admiration in thousands of Americans for all their lives. Plus a catchy jingle to go with it. Something maybe like this "Give me a Kank, Give me a Kank, Give me a Piece of that Kan-Ken-Non! That Soul-Market Host Guy That'll Make Your Day, and Where ever you go you hear the people say: Give me a Kank, Give me a Kank, Give me a Piece of that Kan-Ken-Non!"
I dunno....that's some furious bidding. Remember, kids, DO IT WITH STYLE!
Conrad Birdie
Oscar and Felix
Prince Hamlet
Romeo Montague and Juliet Capulet
rope with which to tie them down with
chairs to put them into
a revolver
six bullets
a dumpster to dump their bodies into
an alibi
the brackets in {mikeyG}'s name
a smooth criminal
the remains of the beatles (the dead ones, of course)
17 get-out-of-infraction-free cards, useable at whichever mod you choose (except avatar of Kokusho)
EDIT: Heh. Zith owned by pet snake. Ironic. (You'll understand If you've read the mallorean)
Many thanks to Sgt. Chubbz of Damnation studios.
I will bid...
A two-day coupon for the TARDIS
Three Lightbulbs
Fourteen 'Get out of South African jail free' cards
Five hundred Thousand bottles of apricot jam
A custom made Crossbow of your choice.
The power to edit other people's posts without leaving any record of you having doing so
The power to un-ban people
Twenty three gallons of holy water, blessed by the pope.
Tribute to Dr. Jeebus
Not a little Sheeple.
1. 30 My Coke Rewards points. (I'll drink the cola, you keep the points.)
2. A star named after you...maybe even a galaxy if I can pull some strings.
3. Instruction manual on Ninjitsu.
4. A sundial.
5. I'll tell you a secret of mine.
6. A sex fantasy novel. The protagonist? Sarah Palin.
7. Leather Pants.
8. A ball of pink string.
9. A book of matches.
10. 100 Light Bulbs. 60 Watt. White Light. Hell-of-a-deal!
11. 82 dollars in pennies.
12. A sacked lunch.
13. A massage. (MSRP $50)
14. Seven random phone numbers from my mobile phone.
15. Photos of Diana Ross.
Since Johnathan R Meister is the current owner of my soul, please give me a few days before closing this round in order to put a proper bid in (I need to find what won Jack's the first time around).
Thank you.
Very well. Make it a doozy then!
I bid one doozy.
They are good at doing any deeds you need done around the house, they also make a good house warming gift.
I also bid a pan of brownies, with or without nuts.
And lastly a couch, a 3 sitter, made completely of black leather, genuine.
All for the simple payment of Jackermeister's soul!
Many thanks to Sgt. Chubbz of Damnation studios.
Does the Temple of Doom co9me with my own Thuggee cult as well? Ah, never mind. Those guys sucked anyway. I have a lot of cheese already.
So far, I'm only liking the irony.
That's a lot of jam!
Oooh! Can I get the "massage" while reading the Sarah Palin novel?
Guatemalan slave labor is soooooo passe...oh look! Brownies!
I liked FirstTurnManaBurn's bid best so he wins.
Bid now for Bilbroxain's soul because he insisted I make my choice now when I was short on time.
I'll gussy this post up eventually. Just like the "eventually" from a few months ago that I still haven't updated.
Hmm... Bid bid bid...
A microwave that raises people from the dead
A book on how to properly pronounce peoples names
My ten magic decks
The passwords to all my friends facebooks
A get-out-of-jail free card that really works
All the sci-fi books you could ever want (or need) (or read in the next 500 years)
and the shipping and handling for all of this is prepaid by me.
Many thanks to Sgt. Chubbz of Damnation studios.
An olympic sized swimming pool, with diving boards.
A yact.
A flash drive with 4 Million Terrabytes of storage.
Robot Legs (Its a risky operation, but I Think it's worth it.)
A monkey driver. That is, A monkey who drives you around.
The ability to destroy Scientology... Anonomously.
Your own pet Kraken. I named him fred, but he is young enough so you could change his name And I don't think he would notice. And he's pretty fierce. Lots of teeth, long tentacles, from the crusty depths, and all that.
A force Field generator. Don't cross the beams with a laser.
Three used rubber bands.
Tribute to Dr. Jeebus
Not a little Sheeple.
The unbanning of the most fun MtGs members you think should not be banned. (your choice on who gets unbanned.)
A large supply of cheese and cheese cake! *cheese may be the other form :p*
They keys to the playboy mansion.]
And yes...a mod invite for MtGS
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
I bid:
some animal crackers
a bag of dog hair
my anthropology text book (heck I don't need it)
a fitted baseball hat
a brita water filtering pitcher
balls, and lots of them
Africa- the whole thing
some ugly chick named Corinna who my roomate has let into our room
my Malcolm X poster, it's yellow with a picture and quote
my job (fry cook)
heck you can even have half of bilbroxains soul for yourself
12 olympic gold medalists
The Dallas Cowboys (they're Americas team, but if I win they can become Africa's team.)
a package of blank cd's
a mutated lab cat
THE HYPNO TOAD!!!
1. A jolly vagrant that will follow you around busking melodies to help you better express yourself.
2. A didgeridoo to accompany your vagrant.
3. A variety of choice accoutrement from high-end retail stores.
4. A rubber band ball.
5. A dinner prepared by yours truly; Tuna Tataki appetizer, Chicken Piccata entree, and a Banana's Foster for dessert.
6. I will reveal the location of the best camping spot in Northern Arizona in the form of Google Maps.
7. A smorgasbord of batteries.
8. SCUBA Lessons.
9. New Sunglasses, something snazzy, like some Oakley Frogskins.
10. Moonshoes. (Remember Moonshoes?)
11. A piece of carbonaceous chondrite.
12. A swiss army knife, with over 200 functions.
13. Danny DeVito's autograph...on a photograph...in a frame...
I'm liking that microwave. The other stuff? Meh.
I'd need an 'h' for my yact. It just wouldn't feel right otherwise.
I would so love to destroy Scientology. I'm even okay with Tom Cruise and John Travolta being casualties of war.
Okay, is the Kraken the type from Pirates of the Caribbean or Clash of the Titans?
He had to email me and threaten me with extortion to find out some dark secrets about me. You don't scare me! I don't care if PETA finds out what I did with those llamas and the 23 cans of Cheez Whiz.
I barely have the time to update this once a month, do you really think I have the time to mod anything? If you can Hustler up the keys to the Penthouse, we may have something.
Eh, I found most of this stuff already at my neighbor's garage sale.
No too bad. Not too good either, but not too shabby. You get to be runner-up for the week.
I hope that Olympic pool is big enough for Fred, my Kraken, because...
Bilbroxain's soul goes to irish_pirate
Kankennon Era, Part III:
lgmhorus' soul goes to SumPhatGuy
SumPhatGuy's soul goes to Unkle-J
YuanTi's soul goes to Pinoy_Guy
Unkle-J's soul goes to Pinoy_Guy
Pinoy_Guy's soul goes to Jackermeister
Woapalanne's soul goes to Masamune
PolarBearGod's soul goes to Unkle-J
Psiblast's soul goes to Charm_Master3125
Sakura's soul goes to Roger Watersmelon
{mikeyG}'s soul goes to Roger Watersmelon
Roger Watersmelon's soul goes to Jackermeister
Zith's soul goes to pet snake
Jackermeister's soul goes to FirstTurnManaBurn
Bilbroxain's soul goes to irish_pirate
Soul --- Current Owner
{mikeyG} Roger Watersmelon
Agentdark Tyorl
Alacar Leoricar Jack
Alex+ !Chucklez!
AlphaInsidious StevieT92
Annorax Lord Moo
Avatar grappler12
Avatar of Kokusho Slavan K. Guiser
BaaPuff Salubrious
Belgareth Raia
Beta-Male !Chucklez!
Bilbroxain irish_pirate
Bob Dole (all) Early Harvest
ButteBlues18 Salubrious
Charlie Donaldson U_Legacy!
Con_Valian BeefyBot
CrAzEd MiKe CrAzEd MiKe
Cyan DrunkenBeetle
D24478667 Beefybot
Danbanzero Jack
DeceitfulBeauty HAWKEYE7
Desyphur Tangerine Tulip
diggy DeceitfulBeauty
DMMBY NavyJoe
Dr. Tom Tel-Jilad Squirrel
extremeicon Slavan K. Guiser
extremestan Xyre
Fairie Lord Wessel
fatguy_poolshark mrrodgers
Faxanadu Shadowfox
Feuerdrache Faerie Lord!
Feyd_Ruin DrunkenBeetle
Furor Beefybot
Glamdring Illuvatar
glurman TobiasFunke
Gnomeslaver Charlie Donaldson
Goblinboy Aisling Leprechaun
Good&Evil Enter Manic
grappler12 Slavan K. Guiser
HAWKEYE7 Slavan K. Guiser
Hydrokinesis Spanglegluppet
Illuvatar Soul Grind
Incinerated CrovaxtheCursed
Istanbul Slavan K. Guiser
Jack Patron of the Nerds
Jackermeister FirstTurnManaBurn
Jicyslics Myrf
Kankennon Faerie Lord
KavuMonarch Faxanadu!
Kijin AlphaInsidious
lgmhorus SumPhatGuy
Moss Elemental Shadowfox
Moxman Tangerine Tulip!
Mr Bloody Minded Stax
mrrodgers nikral16
Myrf Faerie Lord!
nan Green Teabagger
NecroBlade HAWKEYE7
nikral16 glurman
Oasis Tangerine Tulip
Patron of the Nerds Faerie Lord
Pinoy_Guy Jackermeister
PolarBearGod Unkle-J
Psiblast Charm_Master3125
PurpleD Rayne
Puzzle iloveatogs
Qwerty R&Doom
R&Doom Beefybot
Rancored_Elf Faxanadu!
RickCorgan Sterling Angel
Rodyle Tyorl
Roger Watersmelon Jackermeister
Sakura Roger Watersmelon
Salubrious Slavan K. Guiser
Senori The Fallen Evincar
Sir Blakely Slavan K. Guiser
Slavan K. Guiser Darksteel Underpants
sneakyhomunculus Salubrious
SorryGuy Stax
Soul_Grind PurpleD
spanglegluppet Oasis
Spiral Wessel
Static Sir Blakely
Stax Istanbul
Sterling Angel Rodyle
SumPhatGuy Unkle-J
Tanthalas Slavan K. Guiser
Tyorl Tyorl
Unkle-J Pinoy_Guy
urzassedatives ThornThallid
void_nothing Xyre
votan Slavan K. Guiser
Wessel Avatar of Kokusho
Woapalanne Masamune
WUFFLES II GOOD&EVIL
Xenphire Darksteel Underpants
Xyre Tyorl
YuanTi Pinoy_Guy
Zith pet snake
Since FirstTurnManaBurn was nice enough to give me a wake up call, I'll be nice enough to sell his soul next, so give it away, give it away, give it away now!
Make me an awesome drop-your-whole-hand bid for FirstTurnManaBurn's soul.
Bidding ends whenever I want it to!
Have at it!
-Kankennon-
Ok, I actually know some what of FTMB, so I'll make this one a goodie...
Fifty fifty-foot tall golden statues of you, or an artistic re-interpretation, installed in every state capitol.
The power to count to infinity faster than Chuck Norris can.
Nude pictures of any one you have ever seen on myspace/facebook. There are some nice lookers out there.
A little elbow grease.
The ablity to reverse the effects of alchohol on yourself.
Tribute to Dr. Jeebus
Not a little Sheeple.
Tribute to Dr. Jeebus
Not a little Sheeple.
I Bid:
1 can of Spam Spread.
1 Poster that hates Apple.
1 iMac
1 (Half) an iPod
1 blue Wire
2 Red wires to go with the blue
1 Pacman
1 Mr. Game and Watch Jr.
1/10000000000000000 of Chtulu's power
and.... A CHEESY DOG!
(And I'll make it worth your While, I'll through in some Pictures of some Hot Ms. Snakes In there too, ;))
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Modern: Shamanism
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Gold statues of me and random nude photos of others? That'll have to do.
FirstTurnManaBurn's soul goes to irish_pirate
irish_pirate's turn then.
Argh matey! Make me yer best bid fer irish_pirate and his scurvy soul!
Bidding ends when I feel like it.
-Kankennon-
12 limes to prevent Scurvy.
And....Your own little Helper named Tom:
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Modern: Shamanism
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More to come later, can't let pet snake get me!
Tribute to Dr. Jeebus
Not a little Sheeple.
I bid:
The key to Davey Jones' locker.
A mint condition copy of the very first Hustler magazine.
Three cherry flavored pencil erasers.
Donkey Kong's red tie.
Mr. Moneybags (the Monopoly guy) favorite top hat.
The ground up bones of Albert Einstein.
A clean cup of urine for your next random drug testing.
99 bar room shanks on the wall, 99 bar room shanks (take one down pass it around).
The superhuman power to run with scissors.
Your own personal Monroe-bot.
A magical wonderland.
A parrot with two wooden legs, sent from the future. His only job is to protect you from the evil salty dogs.
Treasure Island.
An unlimited supply of the black spot to hand out to all your enemies.
The original composition of "The song that doesn't end".
8 pieces of eight.
The secret to why all the rum is gone.
99 red luft balloons.
The Beat (you got it).
I bid the Blarney Stone. Now, you won't even have to bend over backwards to give it a kiss for the gift of Blarney.
A huge container of Corned Beef. And some Hash to go along with it.
A leprechaun. What you do with him is up to you. I'm not quite sure what you'd do with a bearded little person, but I'm sure it might involve ass-less chaps and a video camera.
A reminder that I still own the TM on your spiffy avatar.
Transferring the TM on the Undead Baker Kankennon back to your rightful self.
An indulgent fantasy of childhood memories. Complete with Transformers and Thundercats.
A real-life LoLcat.
Thousands of Cheezburgers so that damn cat can finally have one.
Iron Chef Masuharu Morimoto. Eat sushi to your heart's content.
The Ability to summon Zombie Pirate LeChuck, complete with glowy beard.
Also, how to truly escape Monkey Island.
Rootbeer, because, if it's manly enough for Guybrush Threepwood, it's manly enough for Kank.
All the good potatoes from the Second Great Potato Famine (soon to hit Idaho shortly).
A potato signed by Dan Quayle.
Dan Quayle. Whatever happened to him anyway? Dunno, but you get to find out.
An Indulgent Fantasy involving you and your wife. And maybe a few more ladies if you're lucky (and the wife is willing).
The knowledge of 10 great pornstars instilled in your partner for the best sex you'll ever have.
Sausage-stuffed-sausage. The only thing better than sausage by itself. And enough gravy to enjoy it completely. Mmmmm........
A personal brewmeister descended from a long-line of Bavarian brewmeisters who has been secretly trained his whole life for creating the Ultimate Brew in a close-guarded brewery located high in the German Alps close to the borders of Austria, Lichtenstein, and Switzerland.
The one and only brew crafted by the amazing Brewmeister listed above.
A toaster that can instantly (and perfectly) cook Eggo frozen waffles on command. Just Say "Hot and Fresh" and BAM! Waffles.
A yo-yo that can do tricks on its own. Around-the-world? No Problem. Walk-the-dog? Of course. It should be able to perform the "New York Rollercoaster" on command. Watch out, it might not be good enogh to debase Shinji Saito as reigning world champ though.
A Guinness World Record for owning the most souls.
A Guiness World Record for being the awesomest Kank.
A Guiness World Record for having the most complete collection of fossilized animal rectums in the world.
The largest and most complete collection of fossilized animal rectums in the world. Including the hard-to-find amoeba rectum, Tyrannasaurous Rextum (ahaha! Did you see whut I did thar?), and the piece de resistance, a two-coloned giant ground sloth rectum.
The ad council that created the "Got Milk?" and "Beef. It's What's for Dinner." campaigns to design a revolutionary new slogan for "The People's Kank," ensuring lasting love and admiration in thousands of Americans for all their lives. Plus a catchy jingle to go with it. Something maybe like this "Give me a Kank, Give me a Kank, Give me a Piece of that Kan-Ken-Non! That Soul-Market Host Guy That'll Make Your Day, and Where ever you go you hear the people say: Give me a Kank, Give me a Kank, Give me a Piece of that Kan-Ken-Non!"
I dunno....that's some furious bidding. Remember, kids, DO IT WITH STYLE!
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
DCI Advanced Organizer