After sucking the elvish healer dry, I feel strong enough that I can fly.
Back to the room, I ride the breeze, and finally I see the cheese!
It's so close, just a dash away.
But soon I realise I'm the prey...
Ack! Nerf darts! My kryptonite!
The sponginess soaks up my might!
I manage to dodge them for a while,
But soon get stuck under a spongy pile.
Yes, that is what I did. I'm a vampire. Please learn to accept me for who I have become.
After taking a break on the nice blue floor, I shove the darts off of me and walk strait to the cheese (since the turrets are out of ammo), pick it up, then leave.
I hire a mercenary to waylay Stardust and steal the cheese. Said merc does this and brings the cheese back to me, for which I pay him 100 pesos. Because he's a rather stupid merc, he accepts this payment and leaves me alone with the cheese.
The cheese and I go to Area 51 where we are protected by the government as we do our research on... I can't tell you that.
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Ah... Hm. I guess we need another elvish healer to revive the first one then.
(Oh, and if you really want to see how tiring this thing is, you could try marking a distance of 1.5 m (probably by placing two strings on the floor), and do 20 jumps back and forth (ie. "jump the stream"). It gets tiring quickly.)
Hm... it seems Kahedron wasn't quite successful in stealing the cheese from Stardust since Abby stole it first...
I hire a mercenary to waylay Stardust and steal the cheese. Said merc does this and brings the cheese back to me, for which I pay him 100 pesos. Because he's a rather stupid merc, he accepts this payment and leaves me alone with the cheese.
The cheese and I go to Area 51 where we are protected by the government as we do our research on... I can't tell you that.
Might I point out that I have the cheese now?
Blow up the room as you wish, the cheese is safe with me.
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After I'm done getting waylaid by Abby's sexy mercenary, I make a few phone calls. Seems that alien I made friends with a few years ago has an in for me at Area 51, so I tell him I'll give him $200 to help me out. He agrees.
After picking me up in his flying object, we head down to Nevada and land just shy of the fenceline. He brings me to a hidden underground tunnel which we use to sneak into the research building. While my alien friend is busy putting together some kind of device, I scope out the room. The Dragon is busy doing... something... and I make a comment that she looks good in safety glasses. My alien friend glances up and shrugs saying, "Dragons aren't my type." Whatever. Finally he's done and with a simple flick of the switch, the mental retardation device is activated and the Dragon goes limp. We grab the cheese and head back the way we came.
Of course, since I don't have $200, once we're back on the right side of the fence, I punch him in the face and make a run for his soon-to-be-flying object! The take-off is a bit shaky, but I laugh as I fly away from him shaking his fist furiously! Classic!
The cheese and I take up orbit around the moon where we hang out and ponder the mysteries of the universe.
Aurora calls Chell to put one portal on the moon and one somewhere in some test chamber. Weird stuff happens due to that, and Stardust (and the cheese) get pulled back to Earth. While Stardust is distracted, and while the cheese is still out of his hands, Chell puts a portal under the cheese to make it fall into her hands. She hands it over to Aurora, who hides it in another trap room she invented.
This trap room will be referred to as "The Pit". The side-view blueprint is shown.
One month from now, I drive down to Miami, and while I'm not attending Ultra Music Festival, show off my Burn Notice-level skills and thieve the cheese from Neongoyf.
Afterwards, I return to UMF, surrounding myself with over 100,000 other individuals, and rave for 40 of the next 72 hours.
What are you talking about? If I was in Miami at the time of UMF, of course I'd be there! Have you seen that lineup?
Anyways, as we enjoy some of the best music in the world, I brush past you and sneakishly swipe the cheese from your back pocket. I don't leave UMF in a hurry, though. You'll probably find me somewhere...
You fell into my trap! I talk A-Trak into playing a lullaby, putting everyone to sleep at the Bayfront stage at 11:55 PM. I casually find you and retrieve the cheese, what with it bulging out of your pocket and all.
Then, I head to Club Luna's VIP lounge, secure behind multiple rows of security and my posse of 12 fellow Gainesvillians trained in various martial arts.
It seems Dan has made the same mistake Jojo did and hired me for his close protection detail. He is now resting quite peacefully though the baseball bat is now rather battered.
I travel to Russia and drop the cheese off in the reactor room of the V.I. Lenin Nuclear Power Station in Chernobyl.
The cheese is glowing and has a Russian Accent.
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I coerce the cheese with my Russian accent to join me in my quest for world domination ending world hunger and walk away really faster upon its entry to my pocket. I continue to walk away really faster so NO ONE CAN CATCH ME@@@@@!!!111/1o/oenoen/?/1one2
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Walking very quickly and not looking where you are going. Right into a baseball bat... several times. Iso is also comatose. (Those elvish healers have some catching up to do)
Cheese is now back in the reactor room of V.I. Lenin Nuclear Power Station in Chernobyl.
Its Russian accent is getting stronger.
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I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
As I watch Kahedron hit my doppelganger and walk away with the fake cheese, I feel confident in my decision to keep the real cheese with myself as I walk away really faster.
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Iso and the cheese are glowing. Whilst he is stunned I take the cheese and place it back in the reactor room of V.I. Lenin Nuclear Power Station in Chernobyl.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and start slitting throats.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
Aurora gets an elvish healer to cure Iso of all radiation. Anyways, Aurora sends an army of Myr Retrievers to search for the cheese. Eventually, they find the cheese and bring it back. After that, the elvish healer cures the cheese of radiation and hand it to Aurora. She hides it behind the Pit again.
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Back to the room, I ride the breeze, and finally I see the cheese!
It's so close, just a dash away.
But soon I realise I'm the prey...
Ack! Nerf darts! My kryptonite!
The sponginess soaks up my might!
I manage to dodge them for a while,
But soon get stuck under a spongy pile.
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After taking a break on the nice blue floor, I shove the darts off of me and walk strait to the cheese (since the turrets are out of ammo), pick it up, then leave.
The cheese is mine!
The cheese and I go to Area 51 where we are protected by the government as we do our research on... I can't tell you that.
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I retreive the cheese from his insensible form and give it back to A.I.
Countdown reset to 48 hrs again I presume?
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(Oh, and if you really want to see how tiring this thing is, you could try marking a distance of 1.5 m (probably by placing two strings on the floor), and do 20 jumps back and forth (ie. "jump the stream"). It gets tiring quickly.)
Hm... it seems Kahedron wasn't quite successful in stealing the cheese from Stardust since Abby stole it first...
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Might I point out that I have the cheese now?
Blow up the room as you wish, the cheese is safe with me.
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I will not be giving anyone the cheese. They have to come visit me in Area 51 and help with my [REDACTED] research.
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After picking me up in his flying object, we head down to Nevada and land just shy of the fenceline. He brings me to a hidden underground tunnel which we use to sneak into the research building. While my alien friend is busy putting together some kind of device, I scope out the room. The Dragon is busy doing... something... and I make a comment that she looks good in safety glasses. My alien friend glances up and shrugs saying, "Dragons aren't my type." Whatever. Finally he's done and with a simple flick of the switch, the mental retardation device is activated and the Dragon goes limp. We grab the cheese and head back the way we came.
Of course, since I don't have $200, once we're back on the right side of the fence, I punch him in the face and make a run for his soon-to-be-flying object! The take-off is a bit shaky, but I laugh as I fly away from him shaking his fist furiously! Classic!
The cheese and I take up orbit around the moon where we hang out and ponder the mysteries of the universe.
This trap room will be referred to as "The Pit". The side-view blueprint is shown.
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Then I realize it's only 1.5m, and that that is an easily jump-able length.
I jump over with relative ease (I'll probably have a sore ankle for a while though).
I catch up with Janet from a few pages back, and we go back to Miami, hoping this holiday will be a much calmer one.
Afterwards, I return to UMF, surrounding myself with over 100,000 other individuals, and rave for 40 of the next 72 hours.
Anyways, as we enjoy some of the best music in the world, I brush past you and sneakishly swipe the cheese from your back pocket. I don't leave UMF in a hurry, though. You'll probably find me somewhere...
Then, I head to Club Luna's VIP lounge, secure behind multiple rows of security and my posse of 12 fellow Gainesvillians trained in various martial arts.
I travel to Russia and drop the cheese off in the reactor room of the V.I. Lenin Nuclear Power Station in Chernobyl.
The cheese is glowing and has a Russian Accent.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
I coerce the cheese with my Russian accent to join me in my quest for
world dominationending world hunger and walk away really faster upon its entry to my pocket. I continue to walk away really faster so NO ONE CAN CATCH ME@@@@@!!!111/1o/oenoen/?/1one2{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Cheese is now back in the reactor room of V.I. Lenin Nuclear Power Station in Chernobyl.
Its Russian accent is getting stronger.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
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{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Iso and the cheese are glowing. Whilst he is stunned I take the cheese and place it back in the reactor room of V.I. Lenin Nuclear Power Station in Chernobyl.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
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New rule added to the Pit:
You cannot use stilts.
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I then place it on the flight deck of HMS Ark Royal.
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I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
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