Fine, just to make it harder for Aurora, I'll put some flamethrowers up that will activate whenever their infrared cameras see anything smaller than 4L.
I take control of the hourglass and sacrifice it to a Ferrovore. I take the cheese and hide it on top of a tavern table, where I threw it after the maze debacle so many months ago. I ride off into the sunset on my horse. Again.
I was lurking in the maze after memorizing all the twists and turns so I escape with the cheese.
I take the cheese and hide it in a box containing 500 googol identical pieces of cheese, then have each piece put into a box and shipped to the four corners of the earth.
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Hello, Kahedron. May I please have the cheese? Here, I have taken off my left shoe so that you may smell it and determine that this is really me. Thank you.
Hello, Kahedron. May I please have the cheese? Here, I have taken off my left shoe so that you may smell it and determine that this is really me. Thank you.
Ahem, you is an imposter please desist this crime against humanity. Tazer zap
I am jomafro. Please give me the cheese vligerdragon. I will keep it safe place.
Heretic you are an imposter the real Jomafro has a higher post count and a better understanding of mafia. Begone you foul fiend or feel the wrath of my Tazers.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and start slitting throats.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
I lay a trap for Kahedron, which drops him into a darksteel rhino-proof cage that is just barely big enough to contain him. I take the cheese to give back to Jo and leave Kahedron in his cage.
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I liek Phelddagrifs.
Official Knitter of the Crafters.
Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
I wander through the bars of the cage. Tazer the dragon til it is comatose and use the baseball bat to render the imposter unconcous and then reclaiming the cheese continue on my pilgrimage.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and start slitting throats.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
But Kahedron, I am not imposter. I am jomafro. Did you look at my signature? As you can see, I am the same person from the Glimmervoid that you look for.
Your signiature, avatar and location might be the same but your Username, post count, custom title and join date are different.
Since the last is this month it leads me to beleive this is a gimmic account being used to fraudulently gain the cheese. Please disest as you are fooling nobody.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and start slitting throats.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
I come back from my coma, collect a baseball bat and a taser which I take to where Kahedron is wandering around looking confused. After tasering him, I whack him with the baseball bat a couple times, then taser him again for good measure. Now that he is unconscious, I steal the cheese and run away with it. I hide it in the [Crafter] clan thread where no one will find it.
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I liek Phelddagrifs.
Official Knitter of the Crafters.
Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
It just so happens that jomabro accidently stumbled into that very thread but a few minutes ago - and saw vligerdragon hiding the cheese! He retreives it and returns it to his creator... me! (Rite of Replication is a great spell)
I have the cheese, a baseball helmet, a jockstrap, safety goggles, and an electromagnetic field surrounding my body to prevent current from moving within the field.
I take the cheese and hide it in a box containing 500 googol identical pieces of cheese, then have each piece put into a box and shipped to the four corners of the earth.
Currently Playing:
GBStandard - Golgari Safari MidrangeBG
RBWModern - Mardu PyromancerWBR
RLegacy - Good Old Fashioned BurnR
Clan Contest 3 Mafia - Mafia Co-MVP
Since the one true cheese is the one that smells of Jojo's left foot and I still have that to provide a comparison I easily find it.
I then collect my full arsenal about me including a new legal tazer and restart my pilgrimage to find Jojo.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
Unofficial Graphic Designer of [The Crafters]
GW Cackling Counterpart Mid-range
Modern
RG Rite of Devoureplication
Casual
U Rite of Replication Mill
EDH
G Eladamri, Lord of Illusion
BR Wort, Boggart Doppelganger
Official Knitter of the Crafters.
Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
Ahem, you is an imposter please desist this crime against humanity. Tazer zap
Please produce the real Jojo or Give me my cheese back!!!!!
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
Unofficial Graphic Designer of [The Crafters]
GW Cackling Counterpart Mid-range
Modern
RG Rite of Devoureplication
Casual
U Rite of Replication Mill
EDH
G Eladamri, Lord of Illusion
BR Wort, Boggart Doppelganger
Heretic you are an imposter the real Jomafro has a higher post count and a better understanding of mafia. Begone you foul fiend or feel the wrath of my Tazers.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
Look, Kahedron. JOMABRO IS JOMAFRO. I have given him the cheese. He will keep it safe.
P.S. Glad to see you again, Jo.
Official Knitter of the Crafters.
Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
Unofficial Graphic Designer of [The Crafters]
GW Cackling Counterpart Mid-range
Modern
RG Rite of Devoureplication
Casual
U Rite of Replication Mill
EDH
G Eladamri, Lord of Illusion
BR Wort, Boggart Doppelganger
I reclaim the cheese, recharge the tazer and continue on with my pilgrimage.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
Official Knitter of the Crafters.
Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
Unofficial Graphic Designer of [The Crafters]
GW Cackling Counterpart Mid-range
Modern
RG Rite of Devoureplication
Casual
U Rite of Replication Mill
EDH
G Eladamri, Lord of Illusion
BR Wort, Boggart Doppelganger
Since the last is this month it leads me to beleive this is a gimmic account being used to fraudulently gain the cheese. Please disest as you are fooling nobody.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
Unofficial Graphic Designer of [The Crafters]
GW Cackling Counterpart Mid-range
Modern
RG Rite of Devoureplication
Casual
U Rite of Replication Mill
EDH
G Eladamri, Lord of Illusion
BR Wort, Boggart Doppelganger
Official Knitter of the Crafters.
Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
I have the cheese, a baseball helmet, a jockstrap, safety goggles, and an electromagnetic field surrounding my body to prevent current from moving within the field.
Official Knitter of the Crafters.
Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
After Stardust gives me the cheese, I give him beer, pretzels, pizza AND an ice cream cake from Dairy Queen.
I take the cheese to the top of Mt. Everest and sit there singing silly mountain songs.
Official Knitter of the Crafters.
Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru