R>SEARCH for SAPLING and SPEARHEAD to CONSTRUCT SPEAR.
Surprisingly enough, as you stumble through the RAPTOR PEN you come across a wise old Indian man sitting in a tepee. It's actually quite racist, and you feel ashamed for participating in this sham.
He begins to speak. You begin to zone out. "Many moons ago yada yada yada great spirit yada yada yada mighty hunter yada yada yada anal probe yada yada yada SPEAR OF PAIN was once again our people's, and now in these harsh times, yours."
You take the SPEAR OF PAIN and feel as if you have just been made fun of. >
KoolKoal: Feel free to take this with a grain of salt since self meta isn't particularly helpful, but I think I get scumread mostly for style over substance, but also for a certain lack of substance over style. It's not so much what I AM posting most of the time (though sometimes that can seem bad) but what I'm NOT posting. I've been told I come to non-obvious conclusions a lot, so when I post, quite a bit of the time there's jumps in logic that people can't follow and they think that's scummy. I get that accusation about a lot of questions I ask specifically. People call them "busy work" when the questions are legit etc.
As far as things to ignore, I can't think of anything. I would suggest you focus less on what I'm doing and more on how I'm doing it. That's probably more likely to be accurate. Like I've just said, what I do tends to come off a little weird, but if you look for how I do it, mindset comes into play and maybe you figure out something useful.
You are now CHIBI C'THULHU.
You are sitting in front of an 2011 iMac indulging in a self-insert.
Your EGO level is OVER 9,000!
Your RAGE level is VANTASIAN. >
CC>Put on Karpants to lower rage level to SERKETIAN.
You don your RIGHTEOUS LEGGINGS.
Despite their size they remain quite comfortable.
You feel calmer.
RAGE: SERKETIAN
After all, h8rs gonna h8.
You should probably start working on the update to JURASSIC PARK ADVENTURE. >
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
CC> Alright, super awesome update coming up!
CC> Ready?
CC> Ready?
CC> Ok.
CC>Ok, here is the awesome.
CC> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
CC> THIS IS MY STORY. I'M SICK AND TIRED OF HAVING TO FOLLW YOUR IDIOTIC COMMANDS.
CC> IF YOU WANT TO HAVE FUN, TOO BAD.
CC> WANT TO CHANGE IT?
CC> TOO BAD. A WILD CC APPEARS!
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
T>F> Cast Rage on all party members to increase damage
RAAGAGGAGGAGGARGAGRGAGRGRGARGRGAGR!
WG DAMAGE+ 9001!
Iso DAMAGE + 9001!
CC FEEDS OFF YOUR RAGE!
CC DAMAGE +9001
CC MAGIC + 9001
CC SPEED +9001!
CC> NONE SHALL STOP MY RAGE! CC IS CASTING OBLIVION!
Surprisingly enough, as you stumble through the RAPTOR PEN you come across a wise old Indian man sitting in a tepee. It's actually quite racist, and you feel ashamed for participating in this sham.
He begins to speak. You begin to zone out. "Many moons ago yada yada yada great spirit yada yada yada mighty hunter yada yada yada anal probe yada yada yada SPEAR OF PAIN was once again our people's, and now in these harsh times, yours."
You take the SPEAR OF PAIN and feel as if you have just been made fun of.
>
YOU DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE EAT THE MIND HONEY
>
To make a saddle, you would need LEATHER, or some kind of HIDE.
And there is absolutely no chance of ever encountering another party member.
Never.
>
You are now CHIBI C'THULHU.
You are sitting in front of an 2011 iMac indulging in a self-insert.
Your EGO level is OVER 9,000!
Your RAGE level is VANTASIAN.
>
You don your RIGHTEOUS LEGGINGS.
Despite their size they remain quite comfortable.
You feel calmer.
RAGE: SERKETIAN
After all, h8rs gonna h8.
You should probably start working on the update to JURASSIC PARK ADVENTURE.
>
R>Search for animal with suitable hide, use special attack IMPALING LIKE MY HOMIE VLAD.
LOL
Hold on errbody.
Big update coming, video possible.
>Spawn as T-Rex
T>Go hunting
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
CC> Ready?
CC> Ready?
CC> Ok.
CC>Ok, here is the awesome.
CC> THIS IS MY STORY. I'M SICK AND TIRED OF HAVING TO FOLLW YOUR IDIOTIC COMMANDS.
CC> IF YOU WANT TO HAVE FUN, TOO BAD.
CC> WANT TO CHANGE IT?
CC> TOO BAD.
A WILD CC APPEARS!
F>
I use RIP YOUR ****ING HEAD OFF WITH MY GIANT JAW OF TEETH attack!
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Iso: Speed +3!
WG: Speed +3!
CC: Speed -3!
RAAGAGGAGGAGGARGAGRGAGRGRGARGRGAGR!
WG DAMAGE+ 9001!
Iso DAMAGE + 9001!
CC FEEDS OFF YOUR RAGE!
CC DAMAGE +9001
CC MAGIC + 9001
CC SPEED +9001!
CC> NONE SHALL STOP MY RAGE!
CC IS CASTING OBLIVION!
IT'S OVER NINE THOU-
CC> NO **** THIS
CC>OBLIVION
MISS!
CC> GODDAMNIT
Gained 55 MP!
CC> LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN
CC> IMMA CHARGING MAH LAZOR!
CC is casting oblivion!