After I posted this thread I got to thinking I would like to print out some more un-cards. I have a lot of ideas ready to go, but no suitable art. That's where you come in! If anyone wants to do some art for me, that would be great. Below are a bunch of art descriptions for un-cards. Pick one and go nuts! Remember, these are for Unglued/Unhinged-style cards. So they should be somewhat silly. Oh, and I'll give you credit on the card of course.
"Bad Egg" (black creature)
Show an anthropomorphic rotting egg, about half the size of a human, selling black market merchandise in a dark alley.
"Critterball" (green creature)
A big mass of assorted creatures climbing and tumbling over one another, forming a rough ball shape. I'd like to see a lot of different creatures in there, especially silly ones.
"Freeze!" (blue instant)
Show a person encased in ice in some sort of humorous way. The subject can be a wizard, or a modern-day Magic player.
"Graveyard Shift" (black enchantment)
Show a zombie or other undead creature with a suitcase punching in at a time clock.
"Jumbor the Conspicuous" (white creature)
An elephant ninja trying to be silent and stealthy, but failing miserably.
"Life on the Edge" (black enchantment)
Show a badass dare-devil lich on a motorcycle dangerously close to the edge of a cliff.
"Me, Too!" (blue instant)
This is a blue instant that copies a spell played by a teammate. I have no idea what to do for the art. Anything that fits the effect would be good.
"Muffin Man" (black creature)
Show an evil chef stuffing baked goods into the mouth of an unwilling victim. Focus on the chef.
"Pet Peeve" (green creature)
This is a 1/1 creature that is easily agitated. Draw whatever you think a "pet peeve" creature would look like. Go nuts.
"Radioactive Wombat" (green creature)
Show a Wombat wearing a superhero costume and glowing with radioactive super energy! If you want, you can parody the art from Rabid Wombat, but you don't have to.
"Rules Nazi" (white creature)
Show a Nazi soldier beating someone over the head with a Magic rulebook. Focus on the Nazi soldier. Try not to be too offensive. If necessary, the victim can be a non-human creature like a Goblin or a Cephalid.
"Salami Kami" (red creature)
The angry spirit of a salami.
"Scrubbing Bubbles" (white enchantment)
A subject's mouth is being washed out by magical soapy bubbles.
"Shocking!" (red instant)
A human subject touches a Magic card and is electrocuted.
"Think Fast!" (red instant)
This is a red instant that deals damage to players who don't react quickly enough. I didn't have anything particular in mind. Just show some sort of humorous scene where someone is about to get hurt.
"Tickle Me Urza" (artifact)
A small Urza doll with a pull cord.
"Tongue Twister" (blue creature)
Show a blue creature (type of your choice) tieing his opponent's tongue into knots. Focus on the blue creature.
Unfortunately my drawing skills are lacking, so I can't provide any.
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Squirle Master: That's good! Hmm... could you maybe color it a bit darker? Mainly just the walls. I like the "wanted" poster in the background, though I'm not sure if it will still be readable after I resize the art to fit on a card. I might be able to work something out.
eci4: Lol... nice. It looks pretty good right now. I can cover up the red dots and stretch it a bit to fit on a card. If you want to work on it some more, that's cool too.
that last one I need to work out a background for, and finish coloring, and here is the first sketch for my concept of graveyard shift, Im wondering if this will work...
Lookin' good, eci. LOL... is that also the Muffin Man in the Graveyard Shift art? Nice touch. I can't really tell what that thing in the middle is, though I see it's holding a dismembered head.
Bad Egg: This actually fit the art frame very well. I only had to stretch it a little bit. As you can see, the "Wanted: for Omelet" poster is still readable, but I don't know if it will be when I print it out.
Scrubbing Bubbles: I had to crop the art some, but I think the framing is pretty good, actually. I added some white spraypaint to the art to make it look "sparklier," but I don't know if I'm going to keep that or not.
Note that both cards have room for flavor text, so I'll be adding some later. Suggestions are welcome.
Oh, btw... let me know if you want to be credited by your real name instead of your screen name.
TSM: Thanks! I think I'll have to do something about that space at the bottom anyway if I want to fit all the credits in.
Natsume: That's awesome! Thanks a lot! If you want to make your own version, I certainly don't mind. I assume you are using Photoshop, but I have to use a combination of Paint, MSE, Power Point, and an imaging program that came with my scanner. They actually look pretty good printed out (better than I expected, anyway).
@Natsume
Good god that amazing! I tried to do Tickle-Me Urza as well, having Gerrard break its head off (little inside joke, considering what happened in Apocalypse), but it got to focussed on Gerrard.
Whee hee hee! I know of that inside joke. In fact, I'd suggest of putting as the flavor text: "Now with removable head and light-up powerstone eyes!!!"
I was really bored, so I decided to try doing one. It doesn't seem as good as the others, but I hope you guys like it. I drew it on paper, but unfortunatly it came out quite faint, so I had to recunstruct it in Photoshop. I hadn't colored it in yet(I"m horrible at coloring), so I figured "Why not?" and colored it in Photoshop. Hence the "Color inside the lines" style.
"Bad Egg" (black creature)
Show an anthropomorphic rotting egg, about half the size of a human, selling black market merchandise in a dark alley.
"Critterball" (green creature)
A big mass of assorted creatures climbing and tumbling over one another, forming a rough ball shape. I'd like to see a lot of different creatures in there, especially silly ones.
"Freeze!" (blue instant)
Show a person encased in ice in some sort of humorous way. The subject can be a wizard, or a modern-day Magic player.
"Graveyard Shift" (black enchantment)
Show a zombie or other undead creature with a suitcase punching in at a time clock.
"Jumbor the Conspicuous" (white creature)
An elephant ninja trying to be silent and stealthy, but failing miserably.
"Life on the Edge" (black enchantment)
Show a badass dare-devil lich on a motorcycle dangerously close to the edge of a cliff.
"Me, Too!" (blue instant)
This is a blue instant that copies a spell played by a teammate. I have no idea what to do for the art. Anything that fits the effect would be good.
"Muffin Man" (black creature)
Show an evil chef stuffing baked goods into the mouth of an unwilling victim. Focus on the chef.
"Pet Peeve" (green creature)
This is a 1/1 creature that is easily agitated. Draw whatever you think a "pet peeve" creature would look like. Go nuts.
"Radioactive Wombat" (green creature)
Show a Wombat wearing a superhero costume and glowing with radioactive super energy! If you want, you can parody the art from Rabid Wombat, but you don't have to.
"Rules Nazi" (white creature)
Show a Nazi soldier beating someone over the head with a Magic rulebook. Focus on the Nazi soldier. Try not to be too offensive. If necessary, the victim can be a non-human creature like a Goblin or a Cephalid.
"Salami Kami" (red creature)
The angry spirit of a salami.
"Scrubbing Bubbles" (white enchantment)
A subject's mouth is being washed out by magical soapy bubbles.
"Shocking!" (red instant)
A human subject touches a Magic card and is electrocuted.
"Think Fast!" (red instant)
This is a red instant that deals damage to players who don't react quickly enough. I didn't have anything particular in mind. Just show some sort of humorous scene where someone is about to get hurt.
"Tickle Me Urza" (artifact)
A small Urza doll with a pull cord.
"Tongue Twister" (blue creature)
Show a blue creature (type of your choice) tieing his opponent's tongue into knots. Focus on the blue creature.
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He's a bad mamma jamma- eg- shut your mouth!
Unfortunately my drawing skills are lacking, so I can't provide any.
-Alpha
If you want the black/white version, just say it, or pm me
and obviously it would need to be cropped for dimensions
lastly, the 4 blotches of red arent supposed to be there, that was just a pallet I used
Squirle Master: That's good! Hmm... could you maybe color it a bit darker? Mainly just the walls. I like the "wanted" poster in the background, though I'm not sure if it will still be readable after I resize the art to fit on a card. I might be able to work something out.
eci4: Lol... nice. It looks pretty good right now. I can cover up the red dots and stretch it a bit to fit on a card. If you want to work on it some more, that's cool too.
• Recent Card Ideas • My Drawings at DeviantArt
• Recent Card Ideas • My Drawings at DeviantArt
Bad Egg: This actually fit the art frame very well. I only had to stretch it a little bit. As you can see, the "Wanted: for Omelet" poster is still readable, but I don't know if it will be when I print it out.
Scrubbing Bubbles: I had to crop the art some, but I think the framing is pretty good, actually. I added some white spraypaint to the art to make it look "sparklier," but I don't know if I'm going to keep that or not.
Note that both cards have room for flavor text, so I'll be adding some later. Suggestions are welcome.
Oh, btw... let me know if you want to be credited by your real name instead of your screen name.
• Recent Card Ideas • My Drawings at DeviantArt
As soon as you have a card, I might go ahead and Photoshop my own version, just cause I hate the way you're using Pain for yours.
-Natsume
Natsume: That's awesome! Thanks a lot! If you want to make your own version, I certainly don't mind. I assume you are using Photoshop, but I have to use a combination of Paint, MSE, Power Point, and an imaging program that came with my scanner. They actually look pretty good printed out (better than I expected, anyway).
• Recent Card Ideas • My Drawings at DeviantArt
Whee hee hee! I know of that inside joke. In fact, I'd suggest of putting as the flavor text: "Now with removable head and light-up powerstone eyes!!!"
Should've added in a little staff too...XD
- Natsume
Color inside the lines" style.Here it is: http://server5.theimagehosting.com/image.php?img=Salami_final.jpg
Feel free to crop it as you wish.
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