To pass my time in exile, I will be posting my cards here. Here is the first one.
Moderator Action: You're new here, so I'll skip the warning and tell you to read the rules...
Your Card would fall under "Flaming" in case you didn't realize it. Don't make offensive posts or it could result in warnings/suspension/banning... -Topher
Acctualy ive seen some of his "work" before on MT. And as much as I think that place is filled with (im trying to find a word to properly explain the a** whole-ness of them without saying a** whole), I have to agree with their oppinion of KLE.
And to answer your question KLE, offensive posts can be considered flaming. Which was stated in the rules at the top of the forum.
Acctualy ive seen some of his "work" before on MST. And as much as I think that place is filled with (im trying to find a word to properly explain the a** whole-ness of them without saying a** whole), I have to agree with their oppinion of KLE.
And to answer your question KLE, offensive posts can be considered flaming. Which was stated in the rules at the top of the forum.
Well If anyone thinks its offensive, I will pull it, but I didn't think it was that bad.
I'm not sure I understand your first card; the funny seems to be non-existant save for the "lol you sed ghey" bit. I mean, am I missing the correlation between the illustration of anime boys shooting rainbows out of their mouths and homosexuality?
The other two cards I've seen on 'Tings - Yoshimitsu is pretty good (and old), but the Gojira one is just way too complex for its own sake. Also, the text in all cards seems off-center.
I'm not sure I understand your first card; the funny seems to be non-existant save for the "lol you sed ghey" bit. I mean, am I missing the correlation between the illustration of anime boys shooting rainbows out of their mouths and homosexuality?
The other two cards I've seen on 'Tings - Yoshimitsu is pretty good (and old), but the Gojira one is just way too complex for its own sake. Also, the text in all cards seems off-center.
I mean
Welcome to MTG Salvation!!!1!1one1!eleven!
I guess it made more since if you saw the first version. Basic idea is, do you reamber how much homarids sucked (can I say that here?) The art has little to do with the ability; just some charters that certain fangirls/boys think are gay.
There's no apostrophe in plurals! You horrible person! (I take grammar very seriously)
Also, I find your "gay" joke disturbing and offensive. The other two cards' humor, if they're supposed to have any, eludes me. On Yoshimishu, the set symbol is badly defined, in no small part due to the lack of a border. The text is, indeed, off-center, and the PlayStation buttons should be considerably smaller if you want them to be reminiscent of mana symbols. Also, your drop shadow angle for the mana cost seems to be off.
For Gojira, your foiling job is pretty lacklustre; it looks like you just took the foil gradient, stuck it over the art, and turned down the opacity. The text is far too small to have flavor text, and the reminder text should be italicized. I don't understand why the set symbol has color, but whatever. The third ability is triggered, but for some reason has no ending time set. Finally, the mana symbols are similarly badly shadowed and the text badly centered.
EDIT
Seems you got there before me. Your Mothra has similar problems to Gojira, although I see you made some effort to cut out the foreground, it could certainly use a little softening. Or a lot. Also, the text is far too small. The token is okay, although the nameplate is all wrong.
There's no apostrophe in plurals! You horrible person! (I take grammar very seriously)
Also, I find your "gay" joke disturbing and offensive. The other two cards' humor, if they're supposed to have any, eludes me. On Yoshimishu, the set symbol is badly defined, in no small part due to the lack of a border. The text is, indeed, off-center, and the PlayStation buttons should be considerably smaller if you want them to be reminiscent of mana symbols. Also, your drop shadow angle for the mana cost seems to be off.
For Gojira, your foiling job is pretty lacklustre; it looks like you just took the foil gradient, stuck it over the art, and turned down the opacity. The text is far too small to have flavor text, and the reminder text should be italicized. I don't understand why the set symbol has color, but whatever. The third ability is triggered, but for some reason has no ending time set. Finally, the mana symbols are similarly badly shadowed and the text badly centered.
EDIT
Seems you got there before me. Your Mothra has similar problems to Gojira, although I see you made some effort to cut out the foreground, it could certainly use a little softening. Or a lot. Also, the text is far too small. The token is okay, although the nameplate is all wrong.
I know the name plate is wrong. If I made it fit the name it would show the orginal name plate. =/ As for the foiling job, care to teach me how to do it the right way? I followed fog's guide and that's how it turned out.
It's part of the grand cycle of life. KLE posts unfunny cards on a forum, then gets banned, then posts unfunny cards on another forum, ad nausaeum. If he'd take the time to think some of his cards through, they could be reasonably decent, and he might not be banned from 385961 different forums at the moment. [/potkettle]
Save this stuff for MiseTings. Unfunny isn't a bannable offense here, but you'd be surprised how seemingly innocuous things become spam and flame warnings. Take my advice... thinking about a card for a few days and then spending some time making it look right (and funny if applicable) will make people respect you a lot more than a thread with a trillion cookie-cutter unfunny cards. I've seen some cards that should be considered spam warnings, and while you're not currently making those (except the gay joke which I'm probably glad I didn't see), you're probably close to it. Don't post ****, contribute to the forums, and you'll be welcomed and respected. Continue to post mediocre cards, and you'll be a worldwide pariah like me. Is this such a tough choice?
I guess it made more since if you saw the first version. Basic idea is, do you reamber how much homarids sucked (can I say that here?) The art has little to do with the ability; just some charters that certain fangirls/boys think are gay.
Moderator Action: You're new here, so I'll skip the warning and tell you to read the rules...
Your Card would fall under "Flaming" in case you didn't realize it. Don't make offensive posts or it could result in warnings/suspension/banning... -Topher
Please read the Forum Rules
Calvin and Hobbes
Cube Tutor
KLE...:no:...just :no:. You're trying too hard to make your cards 'funny' or witty.
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And to answer your question KLE, offensive posts can be considered flaming. Which was stated in the rules at the top of the forum.
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Cube Tutor
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The other two cards I've seen on 'Tings - Yoshimitsu is pretty good (and old), but the Gojira one is just way too complex for its own sake. Also, the text in all cards seems off-center.
I mean
Welcome to MTG Salvation!!!1!1one1!eleven!
Wait, did you get banned from mtgparadise too
Anyway, enjoy your stay, + good luck.
I guess it made more since if you saw the first version. Basic idea is, do you reamber how much homarids sucked (can I say that here?) The art has little to do with the ability; just some charters that certain fangirls/boys think are
gay.Do not use "Gay" as a derogatory phrase...
As for the text being off center; really?
edit: Fixed errors with the cards.
Also, I find your "gay" joke disturbing and offensive. The other two cards' humor, if they're supposed to have any, eludes me. On Yoshimishu, the set symbol is badly defined, in no small part due to the lack of a border. The text is, indeed, off-center, and the PlayStation buttons should be considerably smaller if you want them to be reminiscent of mana symbols. Also, your drop shadow angle for the mana cost seems to be off.
For Gojira, your foiling job is pretty lacklustre; it looks like you just took the foil gradient, stuck it over the art, and turned down the opacity. The text is far too small to have flavor text, and the reminder text should be italicized. I don't understand why the set symbol has color, but whatever. The third ability is triggered, but for some reason has no ending time set. Finally, the mana symbols are similarly badly shadowed and the text badly centered.
EDIT
Seems you got there before me. Your Mothra has similar problems to Gojira, although I see you made some effort to cut out the foreground, it could certainly use a little softening. Or a lot. Also, the text is far too small. The token is okay, although the nameplate is all wrong.
It's part of the grand cycle of life. KLE posts unfunny cards on a forum, then gets banned, then posts unfunny cards on another forum, ad nausaeum. If he'd take the time to think some of his cards through, they could be reasonably decent, and he might not be banned from 385961 different forums at the moment. [/potkettle]
Save this stuff for MiseTings. Unfunny isn't a bannable offense here, but you'd be surprised how seemingly innocuous things become spam and flame warnings. Take my advice... thinking about a card for a few days and then spending some time making it look right (and funny if applicable) will make people respect you a lot more than a thread with a trillion cookie-cutter unfunny cards. I've seen some cards that should be considered spam warnings, and while you're not currently making those (except the gay joke which I'm probably glad I didn't see), you're probably close to it. Don't post ****, contribute to the forums, and you'll be welcomed and respected. Continue to post mediocre cards, and you'll be a worldwide pariah like me. Is this such a tough choice?
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Methinks this was an unwise rebutal.
You'd better check out the rules KLE, or else we might not being seeing much more of you.
I'm learning to make alters.
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It is related to .hack
Neither were any of mine, and yet I wound up suspended. Watch yourself.
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KLE, your mana symbols are off (shadow and all)... your rules and flavor texts are noticeably mis-sized.
All of your rules text (except for the PS2 guy and the Token) are mis-sized and your mana symbols look correct except on the Moth...
Anyway, here is a joke for Stargate fans. Sorry for using the old token frame, but I couldn't find a no ablility artafact frame. :-(
edit: fixed