260. When you have boxes of magic scattered around your room.
261. When you can tell the artist of a new card just by looking at the picture.
262. When your light switch says "Tap" and "Untap"
263. When you take a book bag werever you go, but all it has is your binder and decks in it.
264. When you trade magic cards for other items, example: a computer monitor.
265. When you set your binder in the :symw::symu::symb::symr::symg: color order and in alphabetical order.
266. When you acually get an adrendalin rush from winning a match or tournament.
267. When you think of magic decks or combos in the shower.
268. When you have a nightmare and you call it an Underworld Dream.
269. When you call the the puzzle box from hellraser Teferi's puzzle box.
270. When you smell worse than the fat guy your playing.
271. You hear that some woman was ravaged, and you grumble, "Stupid Raffinity."
272. You hear that a program is going to be phased out, and you immediately wonder when your next upkeep is.
273. Someone tells you that someone broke their heart, and you wonder just how broken it really is.
274. You find yourself swerving to avoid a squirrel, and you growl, "Stupid token!"
275. You refer to your age as your 'life counter'.
276. You become enthusiastic when someone says, "There's a draft in here!".
277. You board an airplane, and your first thought is that you're going to gain flying for a couple of hours.
278. You look around, and wonder what kind of land type your environment counts as.
279. ...and decide that it's a dual land. One of the original ones.
280. You open an 'Evil Dictators of History' book and wonder where Yawgmoth and Mishra and Volrath are.
281. You use the phrase "Get in there" in daily life
282. None of your friends think the above phrase is dirty in any way
283. When you can't think of an answer on a test, you guess and hope for a "topdeck"
284. You start planning for a LOCAL GP 4 months ahead of time
285. You have a shrine to John Avon, Chris Rush, or Rebecca Guay in your closet
286. You have a shrine to Maro in your closet
287. You have a shrine to R_E in your closet
288. You are Kai Budde
289. You are never found without a deck
290. A girl asks what you're doing this weekend, and you lie to go to the [PTQ, GPT, pre-release]
291: You understand the heart of the cards.
292: You have a notebook which calculates every possible way your deck can shuffle and what strategy to use.
293: You imagine that the statue of liberty is just Akroma without wings.
294: You have read one of the Magic Books
295: You have read one of the Magic BOoks and liked it
296: You have read one of the Magic Books and have recommended it to a friend
297: You have read one of the Magic Books and wished you had friends to recommened it to.\
298: You put booster packs onto your forehead and can tell whether it has a foil in it. (I have seen people like this!)
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I OWN FEYD_RUIN'S AND CYAN'S SOUL YOURS MAY BE NEXT
299. When watching a movie or TV show, you create a magic card for some of the show's main characters.
300. You've written a magic novel.
301. You have, at least once, compared General Takeno to Colin Powell.
302. You're "cute nickname" for someone you love is a magic card.
303. You're dream date is taking a girl to your place, drinking four bottles of Vodka, and playing with Beebles and Mountain Goats.
304. You get into fights over wether or not R&D's secret lair and Ashnod's Coupon can really make your opponent pay for the drink.
305. You know the real answer to 304.
306. When someone makes a bad pun about Magic, you not only get it, but laugh your ass off. Example: What happened when Serra Angel broke her seven girdles? She got into her Core Set.(Yes, it's from inquest.)
307. You read Inquest
308. You always have a Scrye priceguide on hand, just in case...
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also listen to yodafan he knows whats hes talking about
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Yeah, Yodafan's pretty much a EDH pro.
Yodafan: Official pro of one of Magic’s most casual formats.
320. You debate with your friends why cards are at certain rarities in a Core Set.
321. You debate endlessly on which card is the hottest in each color.
322. You take random people from history and debate where they fit under the color pie.
323. You find a girl highly attractive because she plays Magic.
324. Your girlfriend slaps you whenever you talk about playing Stifle and Leveller. (True).
325. Your girlfriend plays that combo on you and stomps over your Raffinity.
326. You carve yours and Richard Garfield's initials into a tree.
327. You pester the guest artist at a tournament until he/she calls for security (Not true. Yet)
328. Your favorite artist appears at a local tourney and you ask if you can have his/her babies. (True story.)
329: You feel giddy when one of the MTG.com writers answers your e-mails. (Another True Story)
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261. When you can tell the artist of a new card just by looking at the picture.
262. When your light switch says "Tap" and "Untap"
263. When you take a book bag werever you go, but all it has is your binder and decks in it.
264. When you trade magic cards for other items, example: a computer monitor.
265. When you set your binder in the :symw::symu::symb::symr::symg: color order and in alphabetical order.
266. When you acually get an adrendalin rush from winning a match or tournament.
267. When you think of magic decks or combos in the shower.
268. When you have a nightmare and you call it an Underworld Dream.
269. When you call the the puzzle box from hellraser Teferi's puzzle box.
270. When you smell worse than the fat guy your playing.
272. You hear that a program is going to be phased out, and you immediately wonder when your next upkeep is.
273. Someone tells you that someone broke their heart, and you wonder just how broken it really is.
274. You find yourself swerving to avoid a squirrel, and you growl, "Stupid token!"
275. You refer to your age as your 'life counter'.
276. You become enthusiastic when someone says, "There's a draft in here!".
277. You board an airplane, and your first thought is that you're going to gain flying for a couple of hours.
278. You look around, and wonder what kind of land type your environment counts as.
279. ...and decide that it's a dual land. One of the original ones.
280. You open an 'Evil Dictators of History' book and wonder where Yawgmoth and Mishra and Volrath are.
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WINNER of DC5 #1!
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Think.
282. None of your friends think the above phrase is dirty in any way
283. When you can't think of an answer on a test, you guess and hope for a "topdeck"
284. You start planning for a LOCAL GP 4 months ahead of time
285. You have a shrine to John Avon, Chris Rush, or Rebecca Guay in your closet
286. You have a shrine to Maro in your closet
287. You have a shrine to R_E in your closet
288. You are Kai Budde
289. You are never found without a deck
290. A girl asks what you're doing this weekend, and you lie to go to the [PTQ, GPT, pre-release]
292: You have a notebook which calculates every possible way your deck can shuffle and what strategy to use.
293: You imagine that the statue of liberty is just Akroma without wings.
294: You have read one of the Magic Books
295: You have read one of the Magic BOoks and liked it
296: You have read one of the Magic Books and have recommended it to a friend
297: You have read one of the Magic Books and wished you had friends to recommened it to.\
298: You put booster packs onto your forehead and can tell whether it has a foil in it. (I have seen people like this!)
:bunnycake:
YOURS MAY BE NEXT
300. You've written a magic novel.
301. You have, at least once, compared General Takeno to Colin Powell.
302. You're "cute nickname" for someone you love is a magic card.
303. You're dream date is taking a girl to your place, drinking four bottles of Vodka, and playing with Beebles and Mountain Goats.
304. You get into fights over wether or not R&D's secret lair and Ashnod's Coupon can really make your opponent pay for the drink.
305. You know the real answer to 304.
306. When someone makes a bad pun about Magic, you not only get it, but laugh your ass off. Example: What happened when Serra Angel broke her seven girdles? She got into her Core Set.(Yes, it's from inquest.)
307. You read Inquest
308. You always have a Scrye priceguide on hand, just in case...
Yodafan: Official pro of one of Magic’s most casual formats.
321. You debate endlessly on which card is the hottest in each color.
322. You take random people from history and debate where they fit under the color pie.
323. You find a girl highly attractive because she plays Magic.
324. Your girlfriend slaps you whenever you talk about playing Stifle and Leveller. (True).
325. Your girlfriend plays that combo on you and stomps over your Raffinity.
326. You carve yours and Richard Garfield's initials into a tree.
327. You pester the guest artist at a tournament until he/she calls for security (Not true. Yet)
328. Your favorite artist appears at a local tourney and you ask if you can have his/her babies. (True story.)
329: You feel giddy when one of the MTG.com writers answers your e-mails. (Another True Story)
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
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