I'd be the guy with the gun. And the thing is: it's not even my family. Just three random people I wanted to shoot, so I sat them down for dinner. :tongue2:
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The wife, because I can take all the food and give it to the dog if he shoots my son. Or just file for divorce. Or run away from getting murdered and leave a trail of clues for the police in case he shoots me. Then they'll make a movie about me and I'll watch my own movie in the afterlife and scream about the actress who played me and the writers who did the story all wrong.
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The guy with the gun becouse I want an illegal Assault weopen.
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I'd say I'd have to be the gun. I've just been yanked around and pointed towards people lately with no real reason for me to be there. Oh, and there was that family dinner I ruined a couple of weeks ago......
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I would be the bunny hiding behind the little girsl backpack.. just becasue its not a part of the situation and noone else wanted to be the mad little killer bunny
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The little girl because she has a knife and looks very suspicious and I would have a knife. And you know that no one brings a gun to a knife fight because a knife does 10 d 8 dammage and a gun only does 4....
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The Shinji-esque kid with his hands up. I may have the gun pointed at me now, but what that old fart doesn't know is that I took all the bullets out and threw them under my bed. Later on, after dinner, I'll give him some father-son punishment, let's just say he'll be the Uranus to my Cronus...ehehhehe.
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yeah, and if you were a girl, you could do girl stuff that guys can't do! but im drawing a blank at who i'd want to be...maybe the table, because then i could safely see what's going on
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The man, because I'm a real prankster. Little do all you boys know that it's really a squirt gun, but perhaps I filled it with sulfuric acid. Feeling lucky?
The Shinji-esque kid with his hands up. I may have the gun pointed at me now, but what that old fart doesn't know is that I took all the bullets out and threw them under my bed. Later on, after dinner, I'll give him some father-son punishment, let's just say he'll be the Uranus to my Cronus...ehehhehe.
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I would the Girl beucause she just sitting there eating and no pay attention to anything else of what's on at the table. And I also sit next to my father at Dinner.
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So, who would you be in this picture? And why would you be that person?
Me, I'ld be the little girl. And no, my answer has nothing to do with my wanting to wear a dress.:grin2: :tongue2:
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The guy has a gun, but he spent so much money on buying an illegal automatic weapon, he had no money left for any ammunition.
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for he is the messenger between the spheres
and the traveler between the realms of the living and the dead.
He shall summon forth the ancient ones
and wake them from their deathly slumber
then shall the elder signs be shattered.
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