In an update bid to keep my soul, I offer a Static-x window cling, two pounds of molten peanut butter, a molten peanut butter volcano, and a bright purple cummerbund.
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Proud Owner of: Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself votan's Linux-loving Soul grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
I bid Ashnod's actual coupon. Not the card, but the actual coupon. Full access to R&D's Secret Lair Your own private slave Auriok Salvagers to do your artifact recurring bidding. And of course, your own Black Lotus. With limitless free drinks you'll never be thirsty again.
I bid yours and Chimpanzee's greatest desires. I will also throw in your own tribe of crazed, sadistic, canabalistic, homicidal, midget clowns to do your bidding.
Just so you know, if you include my desires in your bid that means that I win the soul if you would win, since winning everything is one of my greatest desires.
I bid:
A) A set of invisible underpants: boxers, briefs, or boxer briefs... your choice. Fashionable too don't forget.
B) A donut, :birthday::birthday:, and :cookie::cookie::cookie:
C) The city of Elvandar.
D) The ability to stop time. If you want to restart it you'll have to figure that out yourself. It's in there somewhere tho.
E) Three wishes from a genie.
and finally F) an F to give to whomever you want.
-17 assasin Guinia Pigs
-The ability to crap useful things.
-The amazing power to make someone forget what they were saying by pointing at them.("You are fired, do you understand? and for another thing... wait a second...what was I saying?)
-A miniuture Albert Einstein.
-Ownership of Sesame Street. Nobody's looking...do what you like.
-A big ol' bottle of asprin
Crap useful things......sound more painful than helpful
Although I would like to own Sesame Street, put all those jerks out on the street and give a house to Oscar so everyone else knows how he's felt for years living in a trash can.
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I bid the secrets to the universe like why a pair of underwear is one item and yet called a pair. I will also stop the not funny underwear related bids if you want. People are insulting you by implying that underwear is all you care about.
I doubt the underpants jokes will ever stop. I don't really want to know about the bra and underwear thing....just as long as they are easy to get off.
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I offer to expose you to pure cosmic radiation siphoned from the proto-reality that existed before the big bang havrested throgh quantum tax refunds. This will give you, among other things, super strength, super sight, super bigness, super beer brewing powers, super DCI ratings, and best of all it will grant you the power to use the awe inspiring ***** Slap For Cosmic Justice.
A pair of Darkersteel Boxers, now with 30% more indestructable.
The Nuclear Option, The Vast Right Wing Conspieracy, The Liberal Media, The Gay Agenda, and the Catholic Church. They're all yours.
Your own slave race of gnomes, a giant diamond/platinum mine in which they can toil away their meeningless existances, and a fully trained and certified team of task masters to make sure that they do.
Radiation---bah
I am Darksteel Underpants........I don't need Boxers
I really don't want to control any of those conspiracies though.
As much as I would like my own slave race of Gnomes (That would make them Underpants Gnomes......Step 1: Collect Underpants, Step 2: ????, Step 3: PROFIT!!! Time to go to work, work all day......), that's Gnomeslaver's gig. He already lost TFE, if I took that from him, that would kill him. I couldn't live with that on my conscience.
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As I've already sold my soul once, I know exactly what it is worth. 1.5 bars of Twix. I was young and I was hungry. But they were really, really good Twix...........In an update bid to keep my soul, I offer a Static-x window cling, two pounds of molten peanut butter, a molten peanut butter volcano, and a bright purple cummerbund.
You're supposed to buy low and sell high.....YOU'RE TRYING TO BUY HIGH AFTER SELLING LOW!!! That's just bad business.
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Can somebody tell me what the heck happened to TFE? One moment he was here, the next he was gone.
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He left the forum to go write books for a living. I think the post is in special occasions.
I have no idea what either of you were bidding, but I don't accept either.
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1: 4 plastic cups filled with tap water
2: A squishy stress relief toy shaped like a banana
3: To convert any country, of your choice, to communism
4: Fresh Tapica (possibly in ball shape)
5: A deck of cards missing the 4 of diamonds and the Queen of Clubs and has been run through a shredder.
I'm drinking tap water now........and I hate commies. Unfortunately, I need a deck missing a 4 of diamonds and a queen of spades...not clubs.
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I lost??? How could I lose, I bid the number 3!
Ah, whatever.... I say this is rigged... I shall no longer be part of this mockery of a sham...... good bye sir.
Dumbass, you should've bet the numbers 2, 6, or 132,090,214....then you would've won. Don't bid them now, I don't want them anymore.
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A lifetime supply of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese
A FOIL Black Lotus (You thought Mint Alpha Black Lotuses were valuable?)
The shards of Narcil
Advance beta versions of the XBOX 360 and the Sony PS3
SWEET..........I LOVE MAC + CHEESE!!! And I already plan on getting the PS3 when it arrives.
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I bid a rod of *****-slapping, an amulet of supermodel attracting, a video of LJustus getting butt-raped by a 500-pound gorilla (using the darksteel condom enchanted with armor of thorns), and the ultimate remote control with special powers such as the ability to mute any object, to turn on or off any target, the ability to change any targets mind, and the ability to change the physical characteristics of any target. Limited only by the capacity of your imagination.
edit- i'll throw in a date with Paris Hilton and 2 rufies (you do the math).
OK, you're giving LJustus WAY TOO MUCH ATTENTION than that whore deserves........just iggy him and leave him out of the bids. (Although, you may continue with the several animal rapes he suffers)
As far as Paris goes......I follow the Jeff Foxworthy philosophy: Paris is like a used car. Anything that has been driven that hard that much.....you really don't want to put your key in it.
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I bid 5 cans of telemarketer-away, the only brand that's proven to get rid of telemarketers, big and small
I actually enjoy insulting them and pretending something is happening, like a robbery or sex. It's funny when they're still trying to sell me something. I turn it around on them. Unfortunately, they don't call anymore.
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I bid Ashnod's actual coupon. Not the card, but the actual coupon. Full access to R&D's Secret Lair Your own private slave Auriok Salvagers to do your artifact recurring bidding. And of course, your own Black Lotus. With limitless free drinks you'll never be thirsty again.
I don't drink alcohol............free drinks are cool though....
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I bid yours and Chimpanzee's greatest desires. I will also throw in your own tribe of crazed, sadistic, canabalistic, homicidal, midget clowns to do your bidding.
I HATE CLOWNS!!!
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I bid:
A) A set of invisible underpants: boxers, briefs, or boxer briefs... your choice. Fashionable too don't forget.
B) A donut, :birthday::birthday:, and :cookie::cookie::cookie:
C) The city of Elvandar.
D) The ability to stop time. If you want to restart it you'll have to figure that out yourself. It's in there somewhere tho.
E) Three wishes from a genie.
and finally F) an F to give to whomever you want.
The Time Stop thing is too scary. I saw an episode of The Twilight Zone where a guy got that ability using a watch, but then the watch broke and he couldn't restart it. It was scary. And I don't want invisible underwear..........if my wife wears it, it'll feel like steel wool being rubbed on my crotch if I don't know. If I wear them, it'll just seem :weird1:
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I up my bid to include the ability to post in every thread at once and thus be the ultimate poster!
It'll still take me two years to catch up to extremeicon.
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I will give you Tubgirl's hot sister.
Ummm, no.
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I'll bid season tickets to the baseball, football, basketball, and/or hockey team of your choice.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I don't think that anybody can top THAT! Unless I'm an untrue M:TG player. Then I'm screwed.
Hovkey doesn't exist anymore. The only football stadium near me is Giants Stadium and I'm a Vikes fan. Not really a basketball fan either...besides the Nets are moving to Brooklyn sooner or later (is that still on? I dunno...)
Because he appealed to my stomach with one of my favorite foods (DU can't resist MAC AND CHEESE), Kankennon gets the soul....
Souls Stolen and Recieved by...
Kijin --> AlphaInsidious
Slavan K. Guiser --> Kankennon
Time to get the fishbowl out to pick a soul.........
In my line of work I tend to like to have ownership of souls. I shall bid my giant two headed guard dog. The ability to project un fathomable fear in anothers heart. The ability to scare someone soo much that you could kill them regaurdless of extenuating circumstances. An unused peice of floss. And the MOST delicious stick of bubblegum EVER created. Also an evil angel to do your biding (such as fetching your slippers and making your peanut butter and jelly sandwiches)
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:disgust2: There was rap in the 1930's and I have proof.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore.
While I nodded nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping.
As if someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"T'is some visitor," I muttered. "Rapping at my chamber door."
"Only this and nothing more." ~Edgar Allen Poe-The Raven~Paragraph.1
I bid everything that Michael Jackson has lost in the past 20 years. Money, talent, dignity, international respect, a decent looking nose, and optional skin pigment.
I bid five first-row tickets to the Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith premire. In addition to that, I bid a compilation of all six Star Wars movies on DVD.
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Official Bouncer & Clan Rep of the Greek Alliance!
Many thanks to:
Sig: CharlieD at Limited Edition Signatures
Avvy: XenoNinja at HotP Studios
1: The title of "Official Fire Warden of MtgSalvation".
2: The stolen screenplay for Star Wars VII, second draft.
3: My mug shot from when i stole the Star Wars VII screenplay, and the handcufs they used.
4: A trip for 2, to your local airport and back.
5: 4 of diamonds and Queens of Club. I found them.....
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Thanks to Legacy15 and Butteblues18 for the Sig and Avatar!
A $1000 gift certificate to Best Buy
Your own personal astromech droid (great at driving you around while you relax and play games or listen to music)
A walk-on role in the next Indiana Jones movie
The comfiest couch and recliner combo in the world
2 vending machines that are always stocked, 1 with every brand of beverage, the other with every type of candy bar and snack item (even healthy ones)
A pouch of neverending change (very useful for those vending machine and everything else in life that requires coinage)
One worn cueball possessed by Minnesota Fats, good to win any pool or billiards game you might compete in.
A copyright to the Cheerio's name. Anytime General Mills uses those letters, Ka-BAM! Instant profit for Darksteel Underpants.
Two hunks of granite from a Mormon temple. Kinda worthless I know, but sellable to the right collector.
A basket of Mozarella sticks straight from the deep-fat fryer. Really good Mozarella sticks. The home-made kid with large chunks of fresh-from-the-cellar Mozarella goodness in the middle.
The best damn cheeseburger you'll ever have.
Three dollars in tokens to an arcade in Idaho Falls, ID. They're bronze. And SHINY! OOOH SHINY!
Marvin the Paranoid Android and an Improbability Drive.
A pretty foil Chinese Alternate art Deathpits of Rath.
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Proud Owner of: Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself votan's Linux-loving Soul grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
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(O.o) (\ /) (O.o)
(> <)(O.o) (> <)
(> <)
these bunnys
100 lighsabor/100parts/100crystals
the use of the force
millions of chocolate ducks
a link to this golf game http://www.addictinggames.com/miniputt2.html
some free AIR
all the signed terry goodkind books from SOT series
a nonfoil super secret tech!!!!
a monkey
Gold!!!! http://www.addictinggames.com/goldminer.html
lots of gold!!!!!!
and dinomite
and ummmmmm......
maybe some gatorade?
ooo and some s'mores
mmmmmm s'mores
and a mystery bag
and some nachos?
20 million tiny statues
the ability to square root a # w/o a calculator
some GROG
and a toothpick
By kingcobweb and Goblinboy.
Official Elitist of [thread=40859][RBS][/thread]
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
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3CB and 4CB5CB!3CB and 4CB5CB!A) A set of invisible underpants: boxers, briefs, or boxer briefs... your choice. Fashionable too don't forget.
B) A donut, :birthday::birthday:, and :cookie::cookie::cookie:
C) The city of Elvandar.
D) The ability to stop time. If you want to restart it you'll have to figure that out yourself. It's in there somewhere tho.
E) Three wishes from a genie.
and finally F) an F to give to whomever you want.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I don't think that anybody can top THAT! Unless I'm an untrue M:TG player. Then I'm screwed.
Many thanks to:
Sig: CharlieD at Limited Edition Signatures
Avvy: XenoNinja at HotP Studios
Crap useful things......sound more painful than helpful
Although I would like to own Sesame Street, put all those jerks out on the street and give a house to Oscar so everyone else knows how he's felt for years living in a trash can.
I doubt the underpants jokes will ever stop. I don't really want to know about the bra and underwear thing....just as long as they are easy to get off.
Radiation---bah
I am Darksteel Underpants........I don't need Boxers
I really don't want to control any of those conspiracies though.
As much as I would like my own slave race of Gnomes (That would make them Underpants Gnomes......Step 1: Collect Underpants, Step 2: ????, Step 3: PROFIT!!! Time to go to work, work all day......), that's Gnomeslaver's gig. He already lost TFE, if I took that from him, that would kill him. I couldn't live with that on my conscience.
You're supposed to buy low and sell high.....YOU'RE TRYING TO BUY HIGH AFTER SELLING LOW!!! That's just bad business.
I have no idea what either of you were bidding, but I don't accept either.
I'm drinking tap water now........and I hate commies. Unfortunately, I need a deck missing a 4 of diamonds and a queen of spades...not clubs.
Dumbass, you should've bet the numbers 2, 6, or 132,090,214....then you would've won. Don't bid them now, I don't want them anymore.
SWEET..........I LOVE MAC + CHEESE!!! And I already plan on getting the PS3 when it arrives.
OK, you're giving LJustus WAY TOO MUCH ATTENTION than that whore deserves........just iggy him and leave him out of the bids. (Although, you may continue with the several animal rapes he suffers)
As far as Paris goes......I follow the Jeff Foxworthy philosophy: Paris is like a used car. Anything that has been driven that hard that much.....you really don't want to put your key in it.
I actually enjoy insulting them and pretending something is happening, like a robbery or sex. It's funny when they're still trying to sell me something. I turn it around on them. Unfortunately, they don't call anymore.
I don't drink alcohol............free drinks are cool though....
I HATE CLOWNS!!!
The Time Stop thing is too scary. I saw an episode of The Twilight Zone where a guy got that ability using a watch, but then the watch broke and he couldn't restart it. It was scary. And I don't want invisible underwear..........if my wife wears it, it'll feel like steel wool being rubbed on my crotch if I don't know. If I wear them, it'll just seem :weird1:
It'll still take me two years to catch up to extremeicon.
Ummm, no.
Hovkey doesn't exist anymore. The only football stadium near me is Giants Stadium and I'm a Vikes fan. Not really a basketball fan either...besides the Nets are moving to Brooklyn sooner or later (is that still on? I dunno...)
Because he appealed to my stomach with one of my favorite foods (DU can't resist MAC AND CHEESE), Kankennon gets the soul....
Souls Stolen and Recieved by...
Kijin --> AlphaInsidious
Slavan K. Guiser --> Kankennon
Time to get the fishbowl out to pick a soul.........
Soul #3:
Incinerated
START BIDDING NOW!!!
Former Member but Friend 4Ever of the Random Bull***** Society
Former Chairman of Iron Chef Salvation
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore.
While I nodded nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping.
As if someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"T'is some visitor," I muttered. "Rapping at my chamber door."
"Only this and nothing more." ~Edgar Allen Poe-The Raven~Paragraph.1
By kingcobweb and Goblinboy.
Official Elitist of [thread=40859][RBS][/thread]
~Tyorl Nightwind, Mirewood Ranger
~Banner by Tawnos
Cue Star Wars music! Free beer for all! We are going to Cuba! Man the harpoons! I bid my sanity.
3CB and 4CB5CB!I bid five first-row tickets to the Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith premire. In addition to that, I bid a compilation of all six Star Wars movies on DVD.
Many thanks to:
Sig: CharlieD at Limited Edition Signatures
Avvy: XenoNinja at HotP Studios
1: The title of "Official Fire Warden of MtgSalvation".
2: The stolen screenplay for Star Wars VII, second draft.
3: My mug shot from when i stole the Star Wars VII screenplay, and the handcufs they used.
4: A trip for 2, to your local airport and back.
5: 4 of diamonds and Queens of Club. I found them.....
New soul:
A $1000 gift certificate to Best Buy
Your own personal astromech droid (great at driving you around while you relax and play games or listen to music)
A walk-on role in the next Indiana Jones movie
The comfiest couch and recliner combo in the world
2 vending machines that are always stocked, 1 with every brand of beverage, the other with every type of candy bar and snack item (even healthy ones)
A pouch of neverending change (very useful for those vending machine and everything else in life that requires coinage)
3CB and 4CB5CB!One worn cueball possessed by Minnesota Fats, good to win any pool or billiards game you might compete in.
A copyright to the Cheerio's name. Anytime General Mills uses those letters, Ka-BAM! Instant profit for Darksteel Underpants.
Two hunks of granite from a Mormon temple. Kinda worthless I know, but sellable to the right collector.
A basket of Mozarella sticks straight from the deep-fat fryer. Really good Mozarella sticks. The home-made kid with large chunks of fresh-from-the-cellar Mozarella goodness in the middle.
The best damn cheeseburger you'll ever have.
Three dollars in tokens to an arcade in Idaho Falls, ID. They're bronze. And SHINY! OOOH SHINY!
Marvin the Paranoid Android and an Improbability Drive.
A pretty foil Chinese Alternate art Deathpits of Rath.
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
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OK, so you know how everyone says "The pen is mightier than the sword"? Well, the sword still has things the pen doesnt have, so I will give you...
THE PENSWORD!
Not only will you be able to write your memoirs, you can kill anyone who tries to read it as well! Whats not to like about it?
I also have a Highlighter Sword, but I'm using it right now, finals and zombie attacks.
:bunnycake:
YOURS MAY BE NEXT
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(> <)(O.o) (> <)
(> <)
these bunnys
100 lighsabor/100parts/100crystals
the use of the force
millions of chocolate ducks
a link to this golf game
http://www.addictinggames.com/miniputt2.html
some free AIR
all the signed terry goodkind books from SOT series
a nonfoil super secret tech!!!!
a monkey
Gold!!!! http://www.addictinggames.com/goldminer.html
lots of gold!!!!!!
and dinomite
and ummmmmm......
maybe some gatorade?
ooo and some s'mores
mmmmmm s'mores
and a mystery bag
and some nachos?
20 million tiny statues
the ability to square root a # w/o a calculator
some GROG
and a toothpick
thanks DarkNightCavalier for the sig!
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