I bid a cloning machine. Clones anything you want. Safety lock optional. Have an orgy with 20 women and not cheat all at the same time! Copies disappear after 72 hours. Copy CD's and return the copies for your cash. Copy cash to buy the stuff in the first place. 1,000,001 uses around the house and the planet. I'll even thow in the travel charger with the European adapter.
I've always wanted a soul that is named after a verb in the past tense!
In my line of work I tend to like to have ownership of souls. I shall bid my giant two headed guard dog. The ability to project un fathomable fear in anothers heart. The ability to scare someone soo much that you could kill them regaurdless of extenuating circumstances. An unused peice of floss. And the MOST delicious stick of bubblegum EVER created. Also an evil angel to do your biding (such as fetching your slippers and making your peanut butter and jelly sandwiches)
Sorry, Dark Lord, can't accept a gimmick's bid.....looks rigged if I do. Frankly, you would've lost anyway bidding this.
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I bid a pile of ashes, so you won't feel bad when you have to give Incinerated away.
Feeling good about oneself is important.
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Dinner for 2 at the Restraunt at the end of the Uinverse, 500+ assorted used card sleeves and the satisfaction of giving away souls.
I've been there, the veal tastes like crap and the waiters were pricks. The maitre'd tried to convince me to get the free-range Martian testicles on a shishkabob. That's just sick.
I already have the satisfaction of stealing and giving away souls, though, so no.
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Slavan K. Guiser. I stole the soul but it smells funny and I don't want it. Forget I said that. I'll send him through the car was first.
Cue Star Wars music! Free beer for all! We are going to Cuba! Man the harpoons! I bid my sanity.
I clearly cannot accept something you do not have. Get some medication, get a weekend of electroshock and everything will be better.
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I bid everything that Michael Jackson has lost in the past 20 years. Money, talent, dignity, international respect, a decent looking nose, and optional skin pigment.
He also lost his sanity, so if I take this bid, then I would need Static's sanity to survive....TOO MANY NEEDS.
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Static gave me a really good idea...
I bid five first-row tickets to the Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith premire. In addition to that, I bid a compilation of all six Star Wars movies on DVD.
Yikes. I might have to take this bid.....wife is a Star Wars FREAK!!!!! She dressed as Natalie Portman's character (the name escapes me) for Halloween EACH OF THE LAST THREE YEARS. Problem is, I can't stand Star Wars....none of it....wife scares me when shes THAT into it.
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Hmm... My Bid:
1: The title of "Official Fire Warden of MtgSalvation".
2: The stolen screenplay for Star Wars VII, second draft.
3: My mug shot from when i stole the Star Wars VII screenplay, and the handcufs they used.
4: A trip for 2, to your local airport and back.
5: 4 of diamonds and Queens of Club. I found them.....
Star Wars VII -- you know it's coming.....they haven't milked that cow for every last cent yet.
Can't be the Fire Warden...I'd let everything burn
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A $1000 gift certificate to Best Buy
Your own personal astromech droid (great at driving you around while you relax and play games or listen to music)
A walk-on role in the next Indiana Jones movie
The comfiest couch and recliner combo in the world
2 vending machines that are always stocked, 1 with every brand of beverage, the other with every type of candy bar and snack item (even healthy ones)
A pouch of neverending change (very useful for those vending machine and everything else in life that requires coinage)
Only if I get to stab and kill Jones. The chair would be great as long as sitting next to my Mountain Dew and Reeses' Cup vending machines with the neverending change. Practical....but wait...since they're mine...I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY A DAMNED THING TO GET MY MOUNTAIN DEW.
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I bid:
One worn cueball possessed by Minnesota Fats, good to win any pool or billiards game you might compete in.
A copyright to the Cheerio's name. Anytime General Mills uses those letters, Ka-BAM! Instant profit for Darksteel Underpants.
Two hunks of granite from a Mormon temple. Kinda worthless I know, but sellable to the right collector.
A basket of Mozarella sticks straight from the deep-fat fryer. Really good Mozarella sticks. The home-made kid with large chunks of fresh-from-the-cellar Mozarella goodness in the middle.
The best damn cheeseburger you'll ever have.
Three dollars in tokens to an arcade in Idaho Falls, ID. They're bronze. And SHINY! OOOH SHINY!
Marvin the Paranoid Android and an Improbability Drive.
A pretty foil Chinese Alternate art Deathpits of Rath.
Cheerios -- Money in the Bank as much as those things sell
Let me find the Osmonds and I can sell those chunks of Mormon Temple.
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The kakurquro (sp?) and the utoshio. Me. My sig. My 36'' television. with io. also my familys souls. I also volunteer for my soul to be sold next.
My 42" Plasma screen laughs at you....:laugh:
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Ummm...
OK, so you know how everyone says "The pen is mightier than the sword"? Well, the sword still has things the pen doesnt have, so I will give you...
THE PENSWORD!
Not only will you be able to write your memoirs, you can kill anyone who tries to read it as well! Whats not to like about it?
Easy, if I kill everyone who tries to read it, then who can I make my money off of. Also, there's the possibility of stabbing myself with the pensword accidentally.
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these bunnys
100 lighsabor/100parts/100crystals
the use of the force
millions of chocolate ducks
a link to this golf game http://www.addictinggames.com/miniputt2.html
some free AIR
all the signed terry goodkind books from SOT series
a nonfoil super secret tech!!!!
a monkey
Gold!!!! http://www.addictinggames.com/goldminer.html
lots of gold!!!!!!
and dinomite
and ummmmmm......
maybe some gatorade?
ooo and some s'mores
mmmmmm s'mores
and a mystery bag
and some nachos?
20 million tiny statues
the ability to square root a # w/o a calculator
some GROG
and a toothpick
-- only bunny I like
don't need the computer games, gatorade tastes like pee, and the rest just bores me
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I bid a cloning machine. Clones anything you want. Safety lock optional. Have an orgy with 20 women and not cheat all at the same time! Copies disappear after 72 hours. Copy CD's and return the copies for your cash. Copy cash to buy the stuff in the first place. 1,000,001 uses around the house and the planet. I'll even thow in the travel charger with the European adapter.
I've always wanted a soul that is named after a verb in the past tense!
Clones -- that'll piss Dubya off.
Problem is, I wouldn't want to confuse the clone with the original. Clones don't know they're clones, so if I have to kill one of them, I wouldn't want to screw that up. Still, it's very tempting
This is a close one. draygn's cloner or the Crovax's StarWars package.....man oh man. This is tough.
Then I considered the negatives if I turn them down..
No cloner.....no downside really....one of something is often enough
No Star Wars premiere....WIFE CUTS DARKSTEEL OFF IN THE BEDROOM and probably BEATS HIM WITH HER STAFF (the one Darth Maul had)....
Winner - CrovaxtheCursed
Souls Stolen and Given Away
Kijin --- AlphaInsidious
Slavan K. Guiser --- Kankennon
Incinerated --- CrovaxtheCursed
Soul #4 - Gimmick Round:
Alright, this is the Gimmick Round. Every fourth soul I steal gets a gimmick attached. This time its "You Pick the Next Soul." In your bids, choose the soul you want to see up for bid next....it will have no weight in whether I accept the bid or not. If, however, you don't pick a soul, then I will ignore your bid.
If you win Soul #4, then the soul you chose will be Soul #5 in the Market.
There are some restrictions....you cannot choose the following souls: Stax, nan, Mr. Bloody Minded, Salubrious, SorryGuy, Kijin, Slavan K. Guiser, Incinerated, Darksteel Underpants, The Fallen Evincar, or any gimmick account. Other than that, ANYONE is on the line.
Want a shot at Wolfwood? Go for it, make your bid good and he's next.
Hell, put yourself on the line if you want.
Maybe you'd like to take a crack at rancored_elf, hmmmmmmmm.....
YOU PICK THE NEXT SOUL!!! :evil1: :evil2: :evil3:
Oh...wait. Maybe you want to know what soul you're bidding for right now.
Your own personal movie theatre cineplex with 14 screens
Magneto's powers over magnetism
A really big Twix candy bar
4 pairs of stylish, yet comfortable shoes
A sealed box of Arabian Nights booster packs
A bag of Mother's brand frosted Circus Animal cookies
A beautiful bouquet of flowers in a myriad of vibrant colors
A Super Soaker filled with Tabasco sauce
A month named after you
Anubis, Guardian of the Underworld
The ability to get the benefits of meaningful exercise without moving
Really funny pictures that you haven't seen
A bowl of frosted Lucky Charms
The chance to sell extremeicon's soul next
I'll bid a half eaten bag of King Size Twix (yes a BAG of king size)
A brand new pack of matches that don't light properly
Tehpincushionmahn's HARDCOVER copy of Chainfire by Terry Goodkind (book 10 of the best-selling Sword of Truth Series, buy your copy today!!!1!11!one!1!)
The top bunk to my bunk bed (it kicks ass, trust me...so high up)
A screw from said bunk bed
Monty Python LIVE! At the Hollywood Bowl
Monty Python's flying Circus in GERMAN
The deed to some 9/10 dead uncle's cousin's grandson's ex-slave farmer's house in Upper Jibib, Kentuckansas
A picture of me that has the caption JAMESBLAKE! on it
A miniature American flag
42 (notice the number:tongue2:) boxes of pirated Saviors of Kamigawa Cards
Your own personal giant middle finger! Made of edible plastic, perfect for those REALLY annoying people
Rights to ALL (thats right, all) of my long, tedious, and insulting rants
And
The New Fonzi (AKA this guy):smileup:
-this half empty can of soda that has probably been sitting here for about a month now(Mt.Dew)
-A Giant Stuff Banana (Flecked with Gold)
-A Rusty Coathanger
-4 Mint flavored toothpicks, I would offer 5 but one fell behind the seat in the car
-5 *Crunch* i mean 4 BBQ flavored Pringles
-This shiny Sparkling green pen i just found.
-a PB&J Sandwich
-2 Winning Bottle Caps, 1 for a free iTune and one with a Buy a 20oz get a 20oz free
Well thats all i got
~Waiters
Wait i got 4, yaus 4, Thumbtacks!!
(You can throw them up and catch them with your eyes!)
And The Next Soul for Auction will be uhhh, how about Butteblues18 !!!!
:bunny:i bid a chest with anything you want:bunny:
:bunny:a SUPERTECHVlock for said chest
:bunny:MAGIC powers:bunny:
:bunny:every episode ever on adult swim:bunny:
:bunny:the peanut butter my dog hacked up?:bunny:
:bunny:some bunnys?/??:bunny:
:bunny:how bout MORE bunnys........:bunny:
:bunny:maybe the ability to spell and use correct grammer:bunny:
:bunny:you ca do any math problem in your head:bunny:
:bunny:a really cool sniper rifel from Halo2 (human or cov.):bunny:
:bunny:infinity ammo for said sniper:bunny:
:bunny:a missel silo in your back yard:bunny:
the soul i pick is i dont know how bout Sir Blakely
K, next soul eh? I have no interest in belgareth.
However, who would like to take shot at teh Alpha?
baaa?
no one?
-Alpha
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Lies! -I'm Buffy Summers, town tracker. I used my ability on you and saw that you didn't use any abilities before the game started. My flavor is I was sucked through a mysterious space-time portal and I'm here to kill all the vampires, and my tracking ability is a combination of my Slayer and Native American skills.
1. An old Nintendo (working) with every single game ever made for it.
2. A cardboard box with the powers to turn anything, into anything else
3. The powers to control said box
4. A trip into outer space via catapult*
5. A person who will catch you when you come back from outer space
6. A super cool butler named Geeves who makes the best Mac & Cheese ever
7. Admin powers on this site
8. The power to become Judge and Jury for the Micheal Jackson Trial
9. Extreme strength, like superman
10. 43 inch plasma screen TV
11. 4 of ever magic card ever made*
the soul next round will be Azreal
*with the exception of relentless rats, you can have 40
Just a reminder.....or for those of you that forgot..
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Alright, this is the Gimmick Round. Every fourth soul I steal gets a gimmick attached. This time its "You Pick the Next Soul." In your bids, choose the soul you want to see up for bid next....it will have no weight in whether I accept the bid or not. If, however, you don't pick a soul, then I will ignore your bid.
If you win Soul #4, then the soul you chose will be Soul #5 in the Market.
There are some restrictions....you cannot choose the following souls: Stax, nan, Mr. Bloody Minded, Salubrious, SorryGuy, Kijin, Slavan K. Guiser, Incinerated, Darksteel Underpants, The Fallen Evincar, or any gimmick account. Other than that, ANYONE is on the line.
When placing a bid for Belgareth's soul.....do NOT forget to pick a soul for the next round.
THX
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Former Chairman of Iron Chef Salvation
Your own personal movie theatre cineplex with 14 screens
Magneto's powers over magnetism
A really big Twix candy bar
4 pairs of stylish, yet comfortable shoes
A sealed box of Arabian Nights booster packs
A bag of Mother's brand frosted Circus Animal cookies
A beautiful bouquet of flowers in a myriad of vibrant colors
A Super Soaker filled with Tabasco sauce
A month named after you
Anubis, Guardian of the Underworld
The ability to get the benefits of meaningful exercise without moving
Really funny pictures that you haven't seen
A bowl of frosted Lucky Charms
The chance to sell extremeicon's soul next
Yikes, theres nothing here I hate....I wouldn't even mind a month being named after me. I can replace May....from now on it will be Memorial Day can take place during Darksteel Underpants!!! (This is of course assuming that I take Kank's bid)
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*randomly appears in thread*
Well, who gives a **** if you randomly appear?
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Balgreth must be mine!!!!
I'll bid a half eaten bag of King Size Twix (yes a BAG of king size)
A brand new pack of matches that don't light properly
Tehpincushionmahn's HARDCOVER copy of Chainfire by Terry Goodkind (book 10 of the best-selling Sword of Truth Series, buy your copy today!!!1!11!one!1!)
The top bunk to my bunk bed (it kicks ass, trust me...so high up)
A screw from said bunk bed
Monty Python LIVE! At the Hollywood Bowl
Monty Python's flying Circus in GERMAN
The deed to some 9/10 dead uncle's cousin's grandson's ex-slave farmer's house in Upper Jibib, Kentuckansas
A picture of me that has the caption JAMESBLAKE! on it
A miniature American flag
42 (notice the number:tongue2:) boxes of pirated Saviors of Kamigawa Cards
Your own personal giant middle finger! Made of edible plastic, perfect for those REALLY annoying people
Rights to ALL (thats right, all) of my long, tedious, and insulting rants
And
The New Fonzi (AKA this guy):smileup:
Edit: Next soul shalt be...SIR BLAKELY'S
You got balls, being willing to put yourself up.....but that has no impact on the bidding.
However; this is the exact opposite of Kank....I don't want half of these things and I already have the other half. I have a giant middle finger (swelling). I am already the undisputed master of long, tedious, boring, and insulting rants. I already have EVERYTHING Monty Python.....I even have the Knights of Nee....Nee....Nee...Nee.
I don't even want the bunk beds or a picture of you or the non-working matches.
The deed to some 9/10 dead uncle's cousin's grandson's ex-slave farmer's house in Upper Jibib, Kentuckansas
What? I don't even know what that means, but I'm sure its illegal in at least 20 states.
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I offer to you:
-this half empty can of soda that has probably been sitting here for about a month now(Mt.Dew)
-A Giant Stuff Banana (Flecked with Gold)
-A Rusty Coathanger
-4 Mint flavored toothpicks, I would offer 5 but one fell behind the seat in the car
-5 *Crunch* i mean 4 BBQ flavored Pringles
-This shiny Sparkling green pen i just found.
-a PB&J Sandwich
-2 Winning Bottle Caps, 1 for a free iTune and one with a Buy a 20oz get a 20oz free
Well thats all i got
~Waiters
Wait i got 4, yaus 4, Thumbtacks!!
(You can throw them up and catch them with your eyes!)
And The Next Soul for Auction will be uhhh, how about Butteblues18 !!!!
ewwwwww on the first 5 things. I do like the pen, the sandwich, and the bottlecaps though.
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:bunny:i bid a chest with anything you want:bunny:
:bunny:a SUPERTECHVlock for said chest
:bunny:MAGIC powers:bunny:
:bunny:every episode ever on adult swim:bunny:
:bunny:the peanut butter my dog hacked up?:bunny:
:bunny:some bunnys?/??:bunny:
:bunny:how bout MORE bunnys........:bunny:
:bunny:maybe the ability to spell and use correct grammer:bunny:
:bunny:you ca do any math problem in your head:bunny:
:bunny:a really cool sniper rifel from Halo2 (human or cov.):bunny:
:bunny:infinity ammo for said sniper:bunny:
:bunny:a missel silo in your back yard:bunny:
the soul i pick is i dont know how bout Sir Blakely
Damn, no one likes Sir Blakely.....not even Sir Blakely.
ANyway, seriously, calm down on the bunnies alright?
I don't need a sniper rifel, whatever that is. BTW, that proves obviously that you need to keep the ability to spell and use correct grammer.
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Look, there are going to be a lot of bids that will have a grand amount of strange objects, so how about I just give you something tangible?
Here, have a smiley, its yours.
EDIT: Oh, and my soul will be... Erad
As the Meh clan would say...........Meh
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K, next soul eh? I have no interest in belgareth.
Apparently, neither did anyone else, more people wanted the last three souls.
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My bid:
1. An old Nintendo (working) with every single game ever made for it.
2. A cardboard box with the powers to turn anything, into anything else
3. The powers to control said box
4. A trip into outer space via catapult*
5. A person who will catch you when you come back from outer space
6. A super cool butler named Geeves who makes the best Mac & Cheese ever
7. Admin powers on this site
8. The power to become Judge and Jury for the Micheal Jackson Trial
9. Extreme strength, like superman
10. 43 inch plasma screen TV
11. 4 of ever magic card ever made*
the soul next round will be Azreal
*with the exception of relentless rats, you can have 40
OH SNAP....the old school Nintendo would be freakin awesome.
However, I really don't want to go into space via catapult....that would just be uncomfortable
Admin powers on this site
Don't want them.....I mean look what happened to Belgareth. A lot of posters are mad at him and now then his soul was stolen and put up for auction. I don't want that to happen to me.
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I bid...
100 virgins and the female porn star of your choice for said island.
....the next soul will be AgentDark
Appealing to my hormones will lead to defeat nearly every time. Besides, I don't like porn stars. I'll repeat what I said earlier about Paris Hilton....
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I follow the Jeff Foxworthy philosophy: Paris is like a used car. Anything that has been driven that hard that much.....you really don't want to put your key in it.
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Belgareth, eh? All right, for him I bid:
The ability to overcome nostalgia - now you can get rid of all your junk!
A 43" inch plasma TV
Umm... er... boo!
Next soul will be that of Loonook! Heh...
In order....
that's what a wife does....far too often.
Then what would I do with my 42" Plasma screen? Hmm.
boo you too
The winner this time is Kankennon....aw damn, he's got two now.
Souls Stolen and Given Away
Kijin --- AlphaInsidious
Slavan K. Guiser --- Kankennon
Incinerated --- CrovaxtheCursed
Belgareth --- Kankennon
As promised by the gimmick....
Soul #5
extremeicon -- I was going to pick him for Soul #7 (yes, I have thought that far ahead), but now I gots to pick someone else then.
.....will be sold on Wednesday, Darksteel 11th, 2005.
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Former Chairman of Iron Chef Salvation
1) Extremeicon's unstopable power to continusly post.
2) Fresh Underware (style/colour/size your choice) to be delivered to you everyday, so you always have clean underware
3) A really big and cool waterslide
4) A nice tube in which to ride said waterslide
5) Salty nuts
6) A Global holiday where everyone can bask in the glory that is Darksteel Underpants
7) Captain Cruch (not the cerial, that actual guy) and his boat.
8) A potted plant that is always the right size, never needs watering, constatnly beautiful and never sheds any leaves.
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Thanks to Legacy15 and Butteblues18 for the Sig and Avatar!
Hot damn! Two souls now!
I hope to get another before Darksteel 30th--that's Memorial Day!
It's already rained more this Darksteel than it did last year. Too bad we didn't do anything special for Darksteel Day, on the 1st.
It's hard rounding up all this cool stuff for souls, but extremeicon's must be very powerful. When you flip his soul up in the air, it destroys whatever it lands on.
The offering:
A big stuffed Dino from the Flintstones, playing a stonelectric guitar.
Truth or Consequences, New Mexico will be changed to Truth or Darksteel Underpants, New Mexico.
A whole box of these awesome jelly tube fruit candies--they're sort of in-between Jell-O and Gummy Worms.
A lifesize Jack Skellington that can reprise all the best songs from "A Nightmare Before Christmas."
A packet of neverending Post-It notes...you can put them anywhere!
Lunch with Steve Buscemi.
A picturesque postcard mailed from beautiful Truth or Darksteel Underpants, New Mexico.
A limited edition *red* Swingline stapler.
A milkshake in any flavor from the legendary Mel's Diner in Modesto.
The Soulstacker (TM) make the most out of your soul space and make room for more--can also separate the Ba and the Ka into self-sustaining parts.
My uncle Ray's recipe for guacamole--better than any restaurant.
A wad of actual $2 bills, young clerks are easily confused and think it's fake money!
A flashing neon "Do Not Disturb" sign, for when you're really busy.
A really nice new popcorn machine and digital projectors for your cineplex.
1 A trained white bengal tiger that obeys your every command.
2 The sportscar of your choice loaded with James Bond/XXX style equipment.
3 Super-high-speed-internet access (pages load before you finish typing the site).
4 All the cheat codes to every game on every platform.
5 A virtual reality room (as seen on Star Trek).
6 The ability to become invisible/visible at will.
7 A big roll of duct tape
8 Your own personal army (The Underpants Commandos)
9 To rename a football team after you (The Underpants Steelers, The Underpants Giants, The Underpants Raiders...)
10 the licensed rights to the word "the".
How about this: since TFE left, I guess I no longer need his respect... And I'm sure you could use it for the respect-powered laser beam your building on that island of undisclosed location (otherwise known as Nebraska).
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This is Bat Country
PROUD OWNER OF TFE'S RESPECT
:bunnycake:
I OWN FEYD_RUIN'S AND CYAN'S SOUL YOURS MAY BE NEXT
1) Every book ever printed that includes the word Chaos
2) A prototype of Glemax (the computer that controls R&D not the card)
3) Keys to the secret lair of the DCI
4) A Fluffy Puppy
5) 5 golden rings
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"As the mists of Mirewood are ever changing so to is life." ~Tyorl Nightwind, Mirewood Ranger
Hmmm, I was not able to bid last time, so here goes:
A never-ending box of Macaroni and Cheese. Use the contents, put it back in the cupboard, use its new contents.
A Soapbox of Ranting. Now, instead of just having those boring rants, get up on your Soapbox of Ranting (TM) and say it to the world!
A pair of Walkie Talkies that have near-infinite range (sorry, our scientists are still working on how to get it to divise by zero), and can translate like a Babelfish (except without the wet fish in the ear part!)
The world's best ever deep dish Pizza, with whatever toppings on it you wish. My favorite thing to have on pizza? More pizza, which is great, 'cause that's a topping too!
A Special Portion of the day set aside for "Darksteel Underpants Reverance Time." Be it close to Midnight, or maybe between Afternoon Teatime and Evening, you'll get your own special bit of Repeating time where all the inheritants of the Earth will revere you.
30 Minutes of Fame. Most people only get 15 minutes. You'll get more than that.
As you said earlier, you don't enjoy pornstars, so we'll get something different. As you are so obviously married, (again, mentioned before) we'll throw in shape-changing powers for your wife. Teri Hacther one night, Marilyn Monroe the next, and the best news? You know where she's been.
A Dark Green Jeep Wrangler. No, nothing more special than that. It's pretty good on its own.
I would bid Kankennon, but I want a chance at his soul first. So, let's bid.....Hmmmm, Rancored_Elf and everything he has. Rancored_elf.com? Check. Mod-groupies? Double Check. Leaks, Anonymous Sources, and General Set Knowledge? Check, Re-check, and Hell Yeah!
A complete set of Pirates of the Spanish Main, the PotSM Crimson Coast expansion, the PotSM The American Revolution expansion, and a guarenteed first-printing complete set of every to-be produced PotSM expansion to be given to you 6 months before Public Debut.
783,452,709 million Powerball Lottery tickets. I can't guarentee any one's a winner, but you should make enough money from recycling to at least get some good stuff.
The copyright to the entire uppercase alphabet. Yeah, you just got some money at the beginning of this sentence. You'll get money on this one and the next, too!
A Hollywood Star with your name on it. C'mon, everyone wants one of those.
A troupe of Paparazzi at your loyal command. Ones that can time-space travel, so you can see real events in history without all the pain of going there yourself!
George Lucas. Let your wife rejoice, 'cause if you take my bid, you'll own him.
Emmit Kelly, the greatest clown ever, and Houdini, to always make you laugh and leave you stupefied with their antics and tremendous feats.
A personal round of Golf (or any other game of your choice) with Larry, Moe, And Curly/Shrempf depending on which Three Stooges you like. Nothing could be more light-hearted or entertaining.
And, still for offer, that magical, best-ever-in-the-history-of-this-universe-or-any-other-in-several-different-superstrings :cookie:. Oh, have it anyway, just 'cause I like you!
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Proud Owner of: Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself votan's Linux-loving Soul grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
I offer this scroll that teaches you Hadoken. Big spell that can wipe out ANYTHING. thing id you have to roll higher than a 1 on a d20.
Also, i offer the rights to the apocalypse. people cant say it without paying you. and you can set it off whenever.
Lastly, I bid the Great Turtle, A'Tuin.
I would bid Kankennon, but I want a chance at his soul first.
Haha! My soul isn't for sale...yet.
I'm doing great things with your soul...terrible, but great nonetheless.
Right now, I have your soul dressed up in a pink fairy princess tutu having tea and crumpets with Belgareth's soul which is wearing a Strawberry Shortcake nightie and a cowboy hat. I need another soul to wear this cool froggy costume that I traded away Martha Stewart to get. After all, I am very evil you know.
I've always wanted a soul that is named after a verb in the past tense!
I don't wanna be king....too much responsibility. Besides, I'd then have to find a forum queen....no thanks.
Psyduck is OMG AWESOME, but baseball cards are depreciating in value.
Sorry, Dark Lord, can't accept a gimmick's bid.....looks rigged if I do. Frankly, you would've lost anyway bidding this.
Feeling good about oneself is important.
I've been there, the veal tastes like crap and the waiters were pricks. The maitre'd tried to convince me to get the free-range Martian testicles on a shishkabob. That's just sick.
I already have the satisfaction of stealing and giving away souls, though, so no.
I clearly cannot accept something you do not have. Get some medication, get a weekend of electroshock and everything will be better.
He also lost his sanity, so if I take this bid, then I would need Static's sanity to survive....TOO MANY NEEDS.
Yikes. I might have to take this bid.....wife is a Star Wars FREAK!!!!! She dressed as Natalie Portman's character (the name escapes me) for Halloween EACH OF THE LAST THREE YEARS. Problem is, I can't stand Star Wars....none of it....wife scares me when shes THAT into it.
Star Wars VII -- you know it's coming.....they haven't milked that cow for every last cent yet.
Can't be the Fire Warden...I'd let everything burn
Only if I get to stab and kill Jones. The chair would be great as long as sitting next to my Mountain Dew and Reeses' Cup vending machines with the neverending change. Practical....but wait...since they're mine...I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY A DAMNED THING TO GET MY MOUNTAIN DEW.
Cheerios -- Money in the Bank as much as those things sell
Let me find the Osmonds and I can sell those chunks of Mormon Temple.
My 42" Plasma screen laughs at you....:laugh:
Easy, if I kill everyone who tries to read it, then who can I make my money off of. Also, there's the possibility of stabbing myself with the pensword accidentally.
don't need the computer games, gatorade tastes like pee, and the rest just bores me
Clones -- that'll piss Dubya off.
Problem is, I wouldn't want to confuse the clone with the original. Clones don't know they're clones, so if I have to kill one of them, I wouldn't want to screw that up. Still, it's very tempting
This is a close one. draygn's cloner or the Crovax's StarWars package.....man oh man. This is tough.
Then I considered the negatives if I turn them down..
No cloner.....no downside really....one of something is often enough
No Star Wars premiere....WIFE CUTS DARKSTEEL OFF IN THE BEDROOM and probably BEATS HIM WITH HER STAFF (the one Darth Maul had)....
Winner - CrovaxtheCursed
Souls Stolen and Given Away
Kijin --- AlphaInsidious
Slavan K. Guiser --- Kankennon
Incinerated --- CrovaxtheCursed
Soul #4 - Gimmick Round:
Alright, this is the Gimmick Round. Every fourth soul I steal gets a gimmick attached. This time its "You Pick the Next Soul." In your bids, choose the soul you want to see up for bid next....it will have no weight in whether I accept the bid or not. If, however, you don't pick a soul, then I will ignore your bid.
If you win Soul #4, then the soul you chose will be Soul #5 in the Market.
There are some restrictions....you cannot choose the following souls: Stax, nan, Mr. Bloody Minded, Salubrious, SorryGuy, Kijin, Slavan K. Guiser, Incinerated, Darksteel Underpants, The Fallen Evincar, or any gimmick account. Other than that, ANYONE is on the line.
Want a shot at Wolfwood? Go for it, make your bid good and he's next.
Hell, put yourself on the line if you want.
Maybe you'd like to take a crack at rancored_elf, hmmmmmmmm.....
YOU PICK THE NEXT SOUL!!! :evil1: :evil2:
Oh...wait. Maybe you want to know what soul you're bidding for right now.
Soul #4 is.....
Belgareth
BEGIN THE BIDDING!!!!
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Clan RepresentativeYour own personal movie theatre cineplex with 14 screens
Magneto's powers over magnetism
A really big Twix candy bar
4 pairs of stylish, yet comfortable shoes
A sealed box of Arabian Nights booster packs
A bag of Mother's brand frosted Circus Animal cookies
A beautiful bouquet of flowers in a myriad of vibrant colors
A Super Soaker filled with Tabasco sauce
A month named after you
Anubis, Guardian of the Underworld
The ability to get the benefits of meaningful exercise without moving
Really funny pictures that you haven't seen
A bowl of frosted Lucky Charms
The chance to sell extremeicon's soul next
If I win, Soul #5: Pibbly
~Tyorl Nightwind, Mirewood Ranger
~Banner by Tawnos
Balgreth must be mine!!!!
I'll bid a half eaten bag of King Size Twix (yes a BAG of king size)
A brand new pack of matches that don't light properly
Tehpincushionmahn's HARDCOVER copy of Chainfire by Terry Goodkind (book 10 of the best-selling Sword of Truth Series, buy your copy today!!!1!11!one!1!)
The top bunk to my bunk bed (it kicks ass, trust me...so high up)
A screw from said bunk bed
Monty Python LIVE! At the Hollywood Bowl
Monty Python's flying Circus in GERMAN
The deed to some 9/10 dead uncle's cousin's grandson's ex-slave farmer's house in Upper Jibib, Kentuckansas
A picture of me that has the caption JAMESBLAKE! on it
A miniature American flag
42 (notice the number:tongue2:) boxes of pirated Saviors of Kamigawa Cards
Your own personal giant middle finger! Made of edible plastic, perfect for those REALLY annoying people
Rights to ALL (thats right, all) of my long, tedious, and insulting rants
And
The New Fonzi (AKA this guy):smileup:
Edit: Next soul shalt be...SIR BLAKELY'S
thanks to the Epic Graphics crew! it's EPIC!
OFFICIAL DRUG-ADDICT WANNABE OF [ROBOT JESUS!!!!] OOH-RAH!
-this half empty can of soda that has probably been sitting here for about a month now(Mt.Dew)
-A Giant Stuff Banana (Flecked with Gold)
-A Rusty Coathanger
-4 Mint flavored toothpicks, I would offer 5 but one fell behind the seat in the car
-5 *Crunch* i mean 4 BBQ flavored Pringles
-This shiny Sparkling green pen i just found.
-a PB&J Sandwich
-2 Winning Bottle Caps, 1 for a free iTune and one with a Buy a 20oz get a 20oz free
Well thats all i got
~Waiters
Wait i got 4, yaus 4, Thumbtacks!!
(You can throw them up and catch them with your eyes!)
And The Next Soul for Auction will be uhhh, how about Butteblues18 !!!!
:bunny:a SUPERTECHVlock for said chest
:bunny:MAGIC powers:bunny:
:bunny:every episode ever on adult swim:bunny:
:bunny:the peanut butter my dog hacked up?:bunny:
:bunny:some bunnys?/??:bunny:
:bunny:how bout MORE bunnys........:bunny:
:bunny:maybe the ability to spell and use correct grammer:bunny:
:bunny:you ca do any math problem in your head:bunny:
:bunny:a really cool sniper rifel from Halo2 (human or cov.):bunny:
:bunny:infinity ammo for said sniper:bunny:
:bunny:a missel silo in your back yard:bunny:
the soul i pick is i dont know how bout Sir Blakely
thanks DarkNightCavalier for the sig!
My Trade Thread
*Throws pensword away into a large crowd of children*
OK, for my bid, I will put up...
uh...
one second...
hmm...
Maybe some-
no...
Look, there are going to be a lot of bids that will have a grand amount of strange objects, so how about I just give you something tangible?
Here, have a smiley, its yours.
EDIT: Oh, and my soul will be... Erad
:bunnycake:
YOURS MAY BE NEXT
However, who would like to take shot at teh Alpha?
baaa?
no one?
-Alpha
1. An old Nintendo (working) with every single game ever made for it.
2. A cardboard box with the powers to turn anything, into anything else
3. The powers to control said box
4. A trip into outer space via catapult*
5. A person who will catch you when you come back from outer space
6. A super cool butler named Geeves who makes the best Mac & Cheese ever
7. Admin powers on this site
8. The power to become Judge and Jury for the Micheal Jackson Trial
9. Extreme strength, like superman
10. 43 inch plasma screen TV
11. 4 of ever magic card ever made*
the soul next round will be Azreal
*with the exception of relentless rats, you can have 40
When placing a bid for Belgareth's soul.....do NOT forget to pick a soul for the next round.
THX
Former Member but Friend 4Ever of the Random Bull***** Society
Former Chairman of Iron Chef Salvation
a warehouse with every arcade game ever made inside. (they can be set to play for free or for quarters)
a playset of each of the power 9 (plus a playest of FOW)
your own small island off the coast of Fiji.
100 virgins and the female porn star of your choice for said island.
all the cereal and milk you can eat and drink
a belt that raises you to the highest level of blackbelt in every martial art form there is.
and one of Santa's elves (those little bastards can do anything)
the next soul will be AgentDark
- The ability to overcome nostalgia - now you can get rid of all your junk!
- A 43" inch plasma TV
- Umm... er... boo!
Next soul will be that of Loonook! Heh...By kingcobweb and Goblinboy.
Official Elitist of [thread=40859][RBS][/thread]
Yikes, theres nothing here I hate....I wouldn't even mind a month being named after me. I can replace May....from now on it will be Memorial Day can take place during Darksteel Underpants!!! (This is of course assuming that I take Kank's bid)
Well, who gives a **** if you randomly appear?
You got balls, being willing to put yourself up.....but that has no impact on the bidding.
However; this is the exact opposite of Kank....I don't want half of these things and I already have the other half. I have a giant middle finger (swelling). I am already the undisputed master of long, tedious, boring, and insulting rants. I already have EVERYTHING Monty Python.....I even have the Knights of Nee....Nee....Nee...Nee.
I don't even want the bunk beds or a picture of you or the non-working matches.
What? I don't even know what that means, but I'm sure its illegal in at least 20 states.
ewwwwww on the first 5 things. I do like the pen, the sandwich, and the bottlecaps though.
Damn, no one likes Sir Blakely.....not even Sir Blakely.
ANyway, seriously, calm down on the bunnies alright?
I don't need a sniper rifel, whatever that is. BTW, that proves obviously that you need to keep the ability to spell and use correct grammer.
As the Meh clan would say...........Meh
Apparently, neither did anyone else, more people wanted the last three souls.
OH SNAP....the old school Nintendo would be freakin awesome.
However, I really don't want to go into space via catapult....that would just be uncomfortable
Don't want them.....I mean look what happened to Belgareth. A lot of posters are mad at him and now then his soul was stolen and put up for auction. I don't want that to happen to me.
Appealing to my hormones will lead to defeat nearly every time. Besides, I don't like porn stars. I'll repeat what I said earlier about Paris Hilton....
In order....
that's what a wife does....far too often.
Then what would I do with my 42" Plasma screen? Hmm.
boo you too
The winner this time is Kankennon....aw damn, he's got two now.
Souls Stolen and Given Away
Kijin --- AlphaInsidious
Slavan K. Guiser --- Kankennon
Incinerated --- CrovaxtheCursed
Belgareth --- Kankennon
As promised by the gimmick....
Soul #5
extremeicon -- I was going to pick him for Soul #7 (yes, I have thought that far ahead), but now I gots to pick someone else then.
.....will be sold on Wednesday, Darksteel 11th, 2005.
Former Member but Friend 4Ever of the Random Bull***** Society
Former Chairman of Iron Chef Salvation
Many thanks to:
Sig: CharlieD at Limited Edition Signatures
Avvy: XenoNinja at HotP Studios
1) Extremeicon's unstopable power to continusly post.
2) Fresh Underware (style/colour/size your choice) to be delivered to you everyday, so you always have clean underware
3) A really big and cool waterslide
4) A nice tube in which to ride said waterslide
5) Salty nuts
6) A Global holiday where everyone can bask in the glory that is Darksteel Underpants
7) Captain Cruch (not the cerial, that actual guy) and his boat.
8) A potted plant that is always the right size, never needs watering, constatnly beautiful and never sheds any leaves.
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Clan RepresentativeI hope to get another before Darksteel 30th--that's Memorial Day!
It's already rained more this Darksteel than it did last year. Too bad we didn't do anything special for Darksteel Day, on the 1st.
It's hard rounding up all this cool stuff for souls, but extremeicon's must be very powerful. When you flip his soul up in the air, it destroys whatever it lands on.
The offering:
A big stuffed Dino from the Flintstones, playing a stonelectric guitar.
Truth or Consequences, New Mexico will be changed to Truth or Darksteel Underpants, New Mexico.
A whole box of these awesome jelly tube fruit candies--they're sort of in-between Jell-O and Gummy Worms.
A lifesize Jack Skellington that can reprise all the best songs from "A Nightmare Before Christmas."
A packet of neverending Post-It notes...you can put them anywhere!
Lunch with Steve Buscemi.
A picturesque postcard mailed from beautiful Truth or Darksteel Underpants, New Mexico.
A limited edition *red* Swingline stapler.
A milkshake in any flavor from the legendary Mel's Diner in Modesto.
The Soulstacker (TM) make the most out of your soul space and make room for more--can also separate the Ba and the Ka into self-sustaining parts.
My uncle Ray's recipe for guacamole--better than any restaurant.
A wad of actual $2 bills, young clerks are easily confused and think it's fake money!
A flashing neon "Do Not Disturb" sign, for when you're really busy.
A really nice new popcorn machine and digital projectors for your cineplex.
1 A trained white bengal tiger that obeys your every command.
2 The sportscar of your choice loaded with James Bond/XXX style equipment.
3 Super-high-speed-internet access (pages load before you finish typing the site).
4 All the cheat codes to every game on every platform.
5 A virtual reality room (as seen on Star Trek).
6 The ability to become invisible/visible at will.
7 A big roll of duct tape
8 Your own personal army (The Underpants Commandos)
9 To rename a football team after you (The Underpants Steelers, The Underpants Giants, The Underpants Raiders...)
10 the licensed rights to the word "the".
How about this: since TFE left, I guess I no longer need his respect... And I'm sure you could use it for the respect-powered laser beam your building on that island of undisclosed location (otherwise known as Nebraska).
:bunnycake:
YOURS MAY BE NEXT
2) A prototype of Glemax (the computer that controls R&D not the card)
3) Keys to the secret lair of the DCI
4) A Fluffy Puppy
5) 5 golden rings
~Tyorl Nightwind, Mirewood Ranger
~Banner by Tawnos
A never-ending box of Macaroni and Cheese. Use the contents, put it back in the cupboard, use its new contents.
A Soapbox of Ranting. Now, instead of just having those boring rants, get up on your Soapbox of Ranting (TM) and say it to the world!
A pair of Walkie Talkies that have near-infinite range (sorry, our scientists are still working on how to get it to divise by zero), and can translate like a Babelfish (except without the wet fish in the ear part!)
The world's best ever deep dish Pizza, with whatever toppings on it you wish. My favorite thing to have on pizza? More pizza, which is great, 'cause that's a topping too!
A Special Portion of the day set aside for "Darksteel Underpants Reverance Time." Be it close to Midnight, or maybe between Afternoon Teatime and Evening, you'll get your own special bit of Repeating time where all the inheritants of the Earth will revere you.
30 Minutes of Fame. Most people only get 15 minutes. You'll get more than that.
As you said earlier, you don't enjoy pornstars, so we'll get something different. As you are so obviously married, (again, mentioned before) we'll throw in shape-changing powers for your wife. Teri Hacther one night, Marilyn Monroe the next, and the best news? You know where she's been.
A Dark Green Jeep Wrangler. No, nothing more special than that. It's pretty good on its own.
I would bid Kankennon, but I want a chance at his soul first. So, let's bid.....Hmmmm, Rancored_Elf and everything he has. Rancored_elf.com? Check. Mod-groupies? Double Check. Leaks, Anonymous Sources, and General Set Knowledge? Check, Re-check, and Hell Yeah!
A complete set of Pirates of the Spanish Main, the PotSM Crimson Coast expansion, the PotSM The American Revolution expansion, and a guarenteed first-printing complete set of every to-be produced PotSM expansion to be given to you 6 months before Public Debut.
783,452,709 million Powerball Lottery tickets. I can't guarentee any one's a winner, but you should make enough money from recycling to at least get some good stuff.
The copyright to the entire uppercase alphabet. Yeah, you just got some money at the beginning of this sentence. You'll get money on this one and the next, too!
A Hollywood Star with your name on it. C'mon, everyone wants one of those.
A troupe of Paparazzi at your loyal command. Ones that can time-space travel, so you can see real events in history without all the pain of going there yourself!
George Lucas. Let your wife rejoice, 'cause if you take my bid, you'll own him.
Emmit Kelly, the greatest clown ever, and Houdini, to always make you laugh and leave you stupefied with their antics and tremendous feats.
A personal round of Golf (or any other game of your choice) with Larry, Moe, And Curly/Shrempf depending on which Three Stooges you like. Nothing could be more light-hearted or entertaining.
And, still for offer, that magical, best-ever-in-the-history-of-this-universe-or-any-other-in-several-different-superstrings :cookie:. Oh, have it anyway, just 'cause I like you!
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
DCI Advanced Organizer
Also, i offer the rights to the apocalypse. people cant say it without paying you. and you can set it off whenever.
Lastly, I bid the Great Turtle, A'Tuin.
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Clan RepresentativeHaha! My soul isn't for sale...yet.
I'm doing great things with your soul...terrible, but great nonetheless.
Right now, I have your soul dressed up in a pink fairy princess tutu having tea and crumpets with Belgareth's soul which is wearing a Strawberry Shortcake nightie and a cowboy hat. I need another soul to wear this cool froggy costume that I traded away Martha Stewart to get. After all, I am very evil you know.