Ok, I bid specially designed ear filters (painless to install, with a lifetime warrenty) that block out unpleasant sounds like fingernails scraping on blackboards. They make life all the more pleasant.
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I don't understand the purpose of gimmick accounts.
A paper towel with Wizard's Ninth Rule on it
Some uber-delicious brownie crumbs
An unused mother's day card
A light blue cordless phone
A manically depressed robot named Marvin
and
Five Man-Eating gerbils who will eat people at your very command
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thanks to the Epic Graphics crew! it's EPIC!
OFFICIAL DRUG-ADDICT WANNABE OF [ROBOT JESUS!!!!] OOH-RAH!
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Word, definitely true. Raid's the air-to-ground missile. Boiling water's the hydrogren bomb.
Then I'd have to sell them all, and that is way too much work. I don't know what I would do with the brains.
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I bid 51% of WoTC's stock! With an option to increase that amount by 5% each month, if you so wish.
Alpha already gave me stock.
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No more jokes, it is time to get serious now.
1) Extremeicon's unstopable power to continusly post.
2) Fresh Underware (style/colour/size your choice) to be delivered to you everyday, so you always have clean underware
3) A really big and cool waterslide
4) A nice tube in which to ride said waterslide
5) Salty nuts
6) A Global holiday where everyone can bask in the glory that is Darksteel Underpants
7) Captain Cruch (not the cerial, that actual guy) and his boat.
8) A potted plant that is always the right size, never needs watering, constatnly beautiful and never sheds any leaves.
If you have his soul, then YOU would have that power to be an unstoppable poster. One day, someone might catch him............maybe.
That waterslide would be freaking sweet.
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Hot damn! Two souls now!
I hope to get another before Darksteel 30th--that's Memorial Day!
It's already rained more this Darksteel than it did last year. Too bad we didn't do anything special for Darksteel Day, on the 1st.
It's hard rounding up all this cool stuff for souls, but extremeicon's must be very powerful. When you flip his soul up in the air, it destroys whatever it lands on.
The offering:
A big stuffed Dino from the Flintstones, playing a stonelectric guitar.
Truth or Consequences, New Mexico will be changed to Truth or Darksteel Underpants, New Mexico.
A whole box of these awesome jelly tube fruit candies--they're sort of in-between Jell-O and Gummy Worms.
A lifesize Jack Skellington that can reprise all the best songs from "A Nightmare Before Christmas."
A packet of neverending Post-It notes...you can put them anywhere!
Lunch with Steve Buscemi.
A picturesque postcard mailed from beautiful Truth or Darksteel Underpants, New Mexico.
A limited edition *red* Swingline stapler.
A milkshake in any flavor from the legendary Mel's Diner in Modesto.
The Soulstacker (TM) make the most out of your soul space and make room for more--can also separate the Ba and the Ka into self-sustaining parts.
My uncle Ray's recipe for guacamole--better than any restaurant.
A wad of actual $2 bills, young clerks are easily confused and think it's fake money!
A flashing neon "Do Not Disturb" sign, for when you're really busy.
A really nice new popcorn machine and digital projectors for your cineplex.
A month is one thing, but I don't want my own town....especially Truth or Consequences, that town's got a freaking sweet name.
I don't really like guacamole very much.
I actually HAVE a wad of $2 bills----39 of them to be exact.
I'm going to buy a custom neon sign that flashes......"BITE ME!!!" It'll go BITE.......ME........BITE.......ME......BITE......ME......BITE ME.......BITE ME.......BITE ME.......BITE ME. I figure people will leave me alone then.
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* draygn_mage thinks long and hard about this...
1 A trained white bengal tiger that obeys your every command.
2 The sportscar of your choice loaded with James Bond/XXX style equipment.
3 Super-high-speed-internet access (pages load before you finish typing the site).
4 All the cheat codes to every game on every platform.
5 A virtual reality room (as seen on Star Trek).
6 The ability to become invisible/visible at will.
7 A big roll of duct tape
8 Your own personal army (The Underpants Commandos)
9 To rename a football team after you (The Underpants Steelers, The Underpants Giants, The Underpants Raiders...)
10 the licensed rights to the word "the".
Whoa. You never heard about Roy.....yeah, that tiger was supposed to obey too. It's a freaking bengal tiger.
You made up for that SNAFU with the Bond Car.
The Star Trek virtual reality room-----------O SNAP, the things I can do with that.
Rename a football team----no, I'd rather rename a baseball team......the Yankees are now the New York Douchebags.
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Grr, must have soul, but I am poor! What to do...
How about this: since TFE left, I guess I no longer need his respect... And I'm sure you could use it for the respect-powered laser beam your building on that island of undisclosed location (otherwise known as Nebraska).
Thanks for disclosing the undisclosed location.
Keep TFE's respect, he already gave me the Soul Market.
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1) Every book ever printed that includes the word Chaos
2) A prototype of Glemax (the computer that controls R&D not the card)
3) Keys to the secret lair of the DCI
4) A Fluffy Puppy
5) 5 golden rings
I already own the original Gleemax. They brought in a new one right before they changed the card face. For some reason, the new one is named Bob and WotC didn't tell the public. I don't know why, that's just the way it is.
I'm a cat person, Tyorl. MEOW!!!
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Hmmm, I was not able to bid last time, so here goes:
A never-ending box of Macaroni and Cheese. Use the contents, put it back in the cupboard, use its new contents.
A Soapbox of Ranting. Now, instead of just having those boring rants, get up on your Soapbox of Ranting (TM) and say it to the world!
A pair of Walkie Talkies that have near-infinite range (sorry, our scientists are still working on how to get it to divise by zero), and can translate like a Babelfish (except without the wet fish in the ear part!)
The world's best ever deep dish Pizza, with whatever toppings on it you wish. My favorite thing to have on pizza? More pizza, which is great, 'cause that's a topping too!
A Special Portion of the day set aside for "Darksteel Underpants Reverance Time." Be it close to Midnight, or maybe between Afternoon Teatime and Evening, you'll get your own special bit of Repeating time where all the inheritants of the Earth will revere you.
30 Minutes of Fame. Most people only get 15 minutes. You'll get more than that.
As you said earlier, you don't enjoy pornstars, so we'll get something different. As you are so obviously married, (again, mentioned before) we'll throw in shape-changing powers for your wife. Teri Hacther one night, Marilyn Monroe the next, and the best news? You know where she's been.
A Dark Green Jeep Wrangler. No, nothing more special than that. It's pretty good on its own.
I would bid Kankennon, but I want a chance at his soul first. So, let's bid.....Hmmmm, Rancored_Elf and everything he has. Rancored_elf.com? Check. Mod-groupies? Double Check. Leaks, Anonymous Sources, and General Set Knowledge? Check, Re-check, and Hell Yeah!
A complete set of Pirates of the Spanish Main, the PotSM Crimson Coast expansion, the PotSM The American Revolution expansion, and a guarenteed first-printing complete set of every to-be produced PotSM expansion to be given to you 6 months before Public Debut.
783,452,709 million Powerball Lottery tickets. I can't guarentee any one's a winner, but you should make enough money from recycling to at least get some good stuff.
The copyright to the entire uppercase alphabet. Yeah, you just got some money at the beginning of this sentence. You'll get money on this one and the next, too!
A Hollywood Star with your name on it. C'mon, everyone wants one of those.
A troupe of Paparazzi at your loyal command. Ones that can time-space travel, so you can see real events in history without all the pain of going there yourself!
George Lucas. Let your wife rejoice, 'cause if you take my bid, you'll own him.
Emmit Kelly, the greatest clown ever, and Houdini, to always make you laugh and leave you stupefied with their antics and tremendous feats.
A personal round of Golf (or any other game of your choice) with Larry, Moe, And Curly/Shrempf depending on which Three Stooges you like. Nothing could be more light-hearted or entertaining.
And, still for offer, that magical, best-ever-in-the-history-of-this-universe-or-any-other-in-several-different-superstrings :cookie:. Oh, have it anyway, just 'cause I like you!
HOLY ****....it'll take me a week to get through this. I'll shorten it to what I was paying the most attention to.
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Hmmm, I was not able to bid last time, so here goes:
A never-ending box of Macaroni and Cheese. Use the contents, put it back in the cupboard, use its new contents.
.................
A Special Portion of the day set aside for "Darksteel Underpants Reverance Time." Be it close to Midnight, or maybe between Afternoon Teatime and Evening, you'll get your own special bit of Repeating time where all the inheritants of the Earth will revere you.
...........
As you said earlier, you don't enjoy pornstars, so we'll get something different. As you are so obviously married, (again, mentioned before) we'll throw in shape-changing powers for your wife. Teri Hacther one night, Marilyn Monroe the next, and the best news? You know where she's been.
...........
George Lucas. Let your wife rejoice, 'cause if you take my bid, you'll own him.
Hmmmm. mac and cheese....cannot accept....already took a mac and cheese bid.....DAMN
I'm not sure if I want a time of day set aside for me. The last time something like that happened was David Koresh and Waco.
You got the wrong housewife........I CAN TURN MY WIFE INTO EVA LONGORIA!!!! ***realizes the wife will me to turn into (or at least dress like Legolas) Orlando Bloom***
She would probably put Lucas inside a giant mayonnaise jar until he agreed to do Star Wars VII....I'm not convinved it wouldn't happen anyway.....
EVA LONGORIA!!!
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I offer you my anus, to do whatever you wish with it. Why should you accept my offer? Because its simple yet elegant. Need I tell you more? :cool3:
What am I going to do with an extra anus? Poop twice as much? Yeesh.
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I offer this scroll that teaches you Hadoken. Big spell that can wipe out ANYTHING. thing id you have to roll higher than a 1 on a d20.
Also, i offer the rights to the apocalypse. people cant say it without paying you. and you can set it off whenever.
Lastly, I bid the Great Turtle, A'Tuin.
Rights to the apocalypse.....no thanks......Too many people are claiming that bull**** right now.....besides, technically the apocalypse was supposed to happen 8 years ago, 5 years ago, and a couple of weeks ago. Not to mention that (Again, I can't remember the name) the certain prophecy that says we are two Popes away from Armageddon and Benedict is one of the two.
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Haha! My soul isn't for sale...yet.
Damn straight.
I'm doing great things with your soul...terrible, but great nonetheless.
Right now, I have your soul dressed up in a pink fairy princess tutu having tea and crumpets with Belgareth's soul which is wearing a Strawberry Shortcake nightie and a cowboy hat. I need another soul to wear this cool froggy costume that I traded away Martha Stewart to get. After all, I am very evil you know.
Obv.
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Ok, I bid specially designed ear filters (painless to install, with a lifetime warrenty) that block out unpleasant sounds like fingernails scraping on blackboards. They make life all the more pleasant.
So does random gunfire.....
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Damn, my soul's been hijacked!
For extremeicon I bid....
Some chest hair,
the phone number (253)222-2855,
answers to all trivia in forum games,
and broken rubber band.
C'mon!!
I don't want your chest hair!!!
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for extremeicon, i bid
A paper towel with Wizard's Ninth Rule on it
Some uber-delicious brownie crumbs
An unused mother's day card
A light blue cordless phone
A manically depressed robot named Marvin
and
Five Man-Eating gerbils who will eat people at your very command
Other than the gerbils, the rest bore me to death. Even the robot, a manic depressive hanging out with a paranoid conspiracy nut. That just sounds like more trouble than I need
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I bid a new position in my cabinet...
Secretary of Underpants!!!!!
-or-
Secretary of Bananas!!!!!
-or-
Secretary of Banana-Flavored Underpants!!!!!
Gimmick - DQ'ed
This bid is creepy though.....Secretery of Banana-Flavored Underpants??? Eww
OK....well, if it wasn't obvious after I practically wet myself over turning my wife into Eva Longoria....Slavan wins the soul.
Souls Stolen and Given Away
Kijin --- AlphaInsidious
Slavan K. Guiser --- Kankennon
Incinerated --- CrovaxtheCursed
Belgareth --- Kankennon
extremeicon --- Slavan K. Guiser
OK, hungry soulmongers.....get ready for the next meal.
Soul #6 Agentdark
Begin the bidding now......bidding ends Friday!!!
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Former Chairman of Iron Chef Salvation
The chance to play any character you want in the movie version of The Hobbit.
A selection of mythical riding beasts (including Unicorn, Pegasus, Nightmare, Dragon, Griffin).
Your very own Kitten Army (Infantry, Cavalry, Archers, and Snipers(Pictured Below)).
ATTACHMENTS
sniper
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"As the mists of Mirewood are ever changing so to is life." ~Tyorl Nightwind, Mirewood Ranger
Yeah.... Can you please sell my soul, so I hae a chance of properly owning it? it's not in my body anymore.....
1 Hadoken scroll
1 of each of the duallands.
.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 cents
and some commin sense.....
THis sniper rifle. That can only kill major figures. and has to kill bush first.
Eva Longoria dressed up in a Legolas costume, but instead of elf ears, she's wearing a kitty-ear headband *rowr!*--She'll act as a PR agent for all of your valuable properties.
A semi-automatic longbow with endless quiver.
A Pirates of the Caribbean ride that connects your cineplex with the waterslide--great cross-promotion for when the new movie comes out. Includes new pirate costume package for Eva.
Yoda's lightsaber, signed by Frank Oz.
A DVD changer that stores one of every DVD ever made, yet fits in a standard entertainment center.
A 3lb bag of those new Dark Side M&Ms
A Darth Vader costume, complete with 60 dollar helmet that changes your voice and makes cool breathing sounds
A batch of very excellent brownies
This crazydirtyhippiewedontknowbutwe'llsurelylieaboutlater
Your very own, living, breathing Kirby!
A Warthog (From Halo 2) complete with mounted Gauss Cannon launcher
Master Chief...that's right, the big guy himself. He'd make a nice bodyguard
A Chain-mail shirt, made by yours truly and my friend
-AND-
The Fishing Boy Scout Merit Badge (i just found it under my bed...thats odd)
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OFFICIAL DRUG-ADDICT WANNABE OF [ROBOT JESUS!!!!] OOH-RAH!
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Word, definitely true. Raid's the air-to-ground missile. Boiling water's the hydrogren bomb.
1) A job as a food taster for any one of the best Chefs in the world. Also, you get $100/Hour, put $50 for every dish sampled.
2) The Ability to make the Weekend, Move really slowly, yet you, and anyone else you want move at normal speed. Therefor getting like 8 times the weekend.
3) An even cooler and more awsomer water slide than i bid before.
4) A sweet looking Foam cosutme of a peice of Macaroni.
5) Free Gas for life (no beans required). No i mean the Gas for your car......
6) A Darksteel tuxedo
7) Canola Oil
8) Shoes that match your DarkSteel Tux
Thats my bid
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Six superpowers of any Marvel Comics character of your choice. Not DC because DC sucks.
No DC means I get no Superman, Batman, or Green Lantern......Hell, NO!!!
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The chance to play any character you want in the movie version of The Hobbit.
A selection of mythical riding beasts (including Unicorn, Pegasus, Nightmare, Dragon, Griffin).
Your very own Kitten Army (Infantry, Cavalry, Archers, and Snipers(Pictured Below)).
My own set of pet dragons would be nice to eliminate my enemies. But then I wouldn't need the Kitten Army.
Unicorns and Pegasuses will soon be available as soon as they start genetic engineering on horses.
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Yeah.... Can you please sell my soul, so I hae a chance of properly owning it? it's not in my body anymore.....
It's in the tank with everyone else's....eventually I might pull it out.
1 Hadoken scroll
1 of each of the duallands.
.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 cents
and some commin sense.....
THis sniper rifle. That can only kill major figures. and has to kill bush first.
I have 5 of every dualland. The rest was just a waste of reading.
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let's see, how 'bout...
A Richard Simmons bomb, the Matrix, and a transparent beachball.
Scrambling for more stuff I can give away.
Is that a bomb made out of Richard Simmons? A bomb made specifically to kill Richard Simmons? A bomb that just looks like Simmons?
Keanu Reeves pisses me off...........I still haven't forgiven him for The Replacements and Johnny Mnemonic, and I might never forgive him for Constantine
The beachball intrigues me though......what exactly would I do with that?
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i bid 20000 gumballs that last about 2 seconds each
a voodoo doll of anyone you want
a paperclip
a kitten cannon
and a monkey!!
You are an evil SOB, you make Kank and his crossdressing tea party of souls look like paradise.
Speaking of Kank......
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Hmmm....How about...
Eva Longoria dressed up in a Legolas costume, but instead of elf ears, she's wearing a kitty-ear headband *rowr!*--She'll act as a PR agent for all of your valuable properties.
A semi-automatic longbow with endless quiver.
A Pirates of the Caribbean ride that connects your cineplex with the waterslide--great cross-promotion for when the new movie comes out. Includes new pirate costume package for Eva.
Yoda's lightsaber, signed by Frank Oz.
A DVD changer that stores one of every DVD ever made, yet fits in a standard entertainment center.
A 3lb bag of those new Dark Side M&Ms
I don't know if I'd want Eva dressed up like Legolas........that's just too weird.
My wife already has Yoda's lightsaber.......sealed in plastic.....don't ask.
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A Darth Vader costume, complete with 60 dollar helmet that changes your voice and makes cool breathing sounds
A batch of very excellent brownies
This crazydirtyhippiewedontknowbutwe'llsurelylieaboutlater
Your very own, living, breathing Kirby!
A Warthog (From Halo 2) complete with mounted Gauss Cannon launcher
Master Chief...that's right, the big guy himself. He'd make a nice bodyguard
A Chain-mail shirt, made by yours truly and my friend
-AND-
The Fishing Boy Scout Merit Badge (i just found it under my bed...thats odd)
Ummm.
This crazydirtyhippiewedontknowbutwe'llsurelylieaboutlater
??????????
You're also offering me Kirby......a giant pink testicle with feet......umm, no.
The Fishing Boy Scout Merit Badge (i just found it under my bed...thats odd)
That's only odd if you've never been a Boy Scout........or if you have and were "close" with the troop leader.
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Hmmm.... Lets see
1) A job as a food taster for any one of the best Chefs in the world. Also, you get $100/Hour, put $50 for every dish sampled.
2) The Ability to make the Weekend, Move really slowly, yet you, and anyone else you want move at normal speed. Therefor getting like 8 times the weekend.
3) An even cooler and more awsomer water slide than i bid before.
4) A sweet looking Foam cosutme of a peice of Macaroni.
5) Free Gas for life (no beans required). No i mean the Gas for your car......
6) A Darksteel tuxedo
7) Canola Oil
8) Shoes that match your DarkSteel Tux
Thats my bid
I can't stand slow weekends......I get bored easily......
As expensive as gas is.....I might take you up on this offer.....
I refuse to wear a tuxedo ever.....it's just unnecessary.
Alright, all in all, this was a tough decision. No bids really said take me........so since I could use the pet dragons and the picture of the Sniper Kitty.........Tyorl wins.
Souls Stolen and Given Away
Kijin --- AlphaInsidious
Slavan K. Guiser --- Kankennon
Incinerated --- CrovaxtheCursed
Belgareth --- Kankennon
extremeicon --- Slavan K. Guiser
Agentdark --- Tyorl
I said before that I had planned to use extremeicon for Soul #7 and I had to find a replacement......I was thinking and thinking and lurking on the threads and then I remembered this............
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K, next soul eh? I have no interest in belgareth.
However, who would like to take shot at teh Alpha?
baaa?
no one?
-Alpha
Good enough for me.
Soul #7
AlphaInsidious
Reminder---Poll closes Monday, and thus whether or not the souls from TFE's market go free or not will be decided at 8:20 PM EST.
Bidding for AlphaInsidious will end at the same time as the poll closes.
Begin the bidding now!!!!
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Former Chairman of Iron Chef Salvation
i bid a sheep. But not just any sheep. A genetically altered sheep that can shoot radiation beams and fight off anything, including the apocolypse. And he even makes you java!
I bid....
1 job at WOTC
The ability to turn into a demon and eat people.
The ability to summon flaming stone elementals.
The rights to my house.
And.........................
Last but not least.....................
You ready??????????????????
ok...................
here....................
it...............
is................
A BRAND NEW NINJA MONKEY THAT CAPTURES BOUGHT SOULS TO BE SOLD AGAIN.only available if old souls ARE NOT for sale.
i bid a sheep. But not just any sheep. A genetically altered sheep that can shoot radiation beams and fight off anything, including the apocolypse. And he even makes you java!
:weird1:
Hubba....woah!
Me you lovey.
-Alpha
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Lies! -I'm Buffy Summers, town tracker. I used my ability on you and saw that you didn't use any abilities before the game started. My flavor is I was sucked through a mysterious space-time portal and I'm here to kill all the vampires, and my tracking ability is a combination of my Slayer and Native American skills.
For Alpha:
A special promotional copy of Diablo 3: Revenge of Diablo's Half-Brother's Half-Cousin
Your own fast food chain named after you (how about McDarksteel's? Darksteel King?)
A chance for you to star in as many James Bond films as you want to
The largest Hoberman Sphere in the world
The answer to every Algebra problem ever invented
The one, the only, POLAND SPRING! (which is actually in Poland, Maine)
And
A portable 20-foot drop! perfect for hiding things, or making people take a nasty fall
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thanks to the Epic Graphics crew! it's EPIC!
OFFICIAL DRUG-ADDICT WANNABE OF [ROBOT JESUS!!!!] OOH-RAH!
Quote from extremestan »
Word, definitely true. Raid's the air-to-ground missile. Boiling water's the hydrogren bomb.
A Beginner's Guide to Ovinomancy
An adult-sized Big Wheel
Ian McDiarmid, hosting a seminar on Sith politics
Lots of napkins
A CD of Meow Mix jingles
A claw-grabber machine game filled with actually useful prizes: PSPs, iPods, etc.
Free daily or on-call delivery service from both Frito-Lay and Hostess
A message box powered by Tachyon technology--leave messages for yourself for before you write them. Send yourself next week's winning Lotto numbers if you like.
- Copies of DOOM 4, Diablo 3 and Halo 3.
- A chaingun that shoots paintballs
- A message of up to 100 words carved into the sand dunes of the Sahara Desert
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"As the mists of Mirewood are ever changing so to is life." ~Tyorl Nightwind, Mirewood Ranger
i bid a sheep. But not just any sheep. A genetically altered sheep that can shoot radiation beams and fight off anything, including the apocolypse. And he even makes you java!
An uber sheep with all those abilities.....that'd make Alpha jealous........or angry.......or happy.......I don't honestly know.
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I bid....
1 job at WOTC
The ability to turn into a demon and eat people.
The ability to summon flaming stone elementals.
The rights to my house.
And.........................
Last but not least.....................
You ready??????????????????
ok...................
here....................
it...............
is................
A BRAND NEW NINJA MONKEY THAT CAPTURES BOUGHT SOULS TO BE SOLD AGAIN.only available if old souls ARE NOT for sale.
I can steal already bought souls anyway......as a matter of fact....I just did.....the results are in.
By a vote of 20 - 13, all souls originally taken in TFE's Soul Market are officially free to return to their bodies. They may (or may not) eventually be up for sale again in a future Underpants' Soul Market
That means---Stax, Mr. Bloody Minded, nan, Salubrious, and SorryGuy are free to return to their bodies (sorry....Istanbul, swinkee, Stax (?!), and Slavan) and just a reminder, I gave up Senori when I took over the market.
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Hubba....woah!
Me you lovey.
-Alpha
Ummmm, is this a bid......because this is very, VERY, scary if it is.
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For Alpha:
A special promotional copy of Diablo 3: Revenge of Diablo's Half-Brother's Half-Cousin
Your own fast food chain named after you (how about McDarksteel's? Darksteel King?)
A chance for you to star in as many James Bond films as you want to
The largest Hoberman Sphere in the world
The answer to every Algebra problem ever invented
The one, the only, POLAND SPRING! (which is actually in Poland, Maine)
And
A portable 20-foot drop! perfect for hiding things, or making people take a nasty fall
I can't have a Darksteel fast food chain, WotC would throw a fit. I could go with McUnderpants or Underpants King, but that would probably lose a lot of money (unless I turn it into a lingerie shop, Eva Longoria as my spokesperson.......:crying: of joy)----but I don't want to compete against Victoria's secret in anyway.....as Larry the Cable Guy says, it's a grown man's Chuck E. Cheese.
I just recently bought Diablo 2 for the first time......I haven't beat it yet.
I bid three green balloons. Two of them are inflated and filled with either water or wine.
I bid a cup of salt.
I bid the stash of cocaine I have hidden in the Oval Office.
Again, I don't bother with gimmicks.....and I wouldn't want any of those things anyway.....go back to the Gutter, retard.
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Hmmmm...
How about...
A Beginner's Guide to Ovinomancy
An adult-sized Big Wheel
Ian McDiarmid, hosting a seminar on Sith politics
Lots of napkins
A CD of Meow Mix jingles
A claw-grabber machine game filled with actually useful prizes: PSPs, iPods, etc.
Free daily or on-call delivery service from both Frito-Lay and Hostess
A message box powered by Tachyon technology--leave messages for yourself for before you write them. Send yourself next week's winning Lotto numbers if you like.
My wife is still ****TING herself over the Star Wars 3 stuff now.....I don't need the guy who played Palpatine (she might smack him)
Meow, meow, meow, meow, KITTY
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- Copies of DOOM 4, Diablo 3 and Halo 3.
- A chaingun that shoots paintballs
- A message of up to 100 words carved into the sand dunes of the Sahara Desert
Man, didn't Doom 3 and Halo 2 come out not that long ago? Yikes.
Paintballs sting......I'm fragile.
I wouldn't ever see it. I'd never go near the Sahara....
Alright, kids....looking at these bids.....Mr. Sheep, AlphaInsidious goes to......he which offered me the super powered sheep....StevieT92.
Souls Stolen and Given Away
Kijin --- AlphaInsidious
Slavan K. Guiser --- Kankennon
Incinerated --- CrovaxtheCursed
Belgareth --- Kankennon
extremeicon --- Slavan K. Guiser
Agentdark --- Tyorl
Alpha Insidious --- StevieT92
Soul #8 - Gimmick Round
That's right. As promised in Soul #4, every fourth soul is a gimmick round. This round's gimmick is.
TWO FOR ONE SALE!!!
That's right. I'm offering up two souls this round. You don't have to do anything special except make a damn good bid.
You win, you get TWO souls.
Soul #8
The Type II Mods
ButteBlues18 and sneakyhomunculus
Bidding ends Saturday night....
Begin the bidding for two souls............
NOW!
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Former Member but Friend 4Ever of the Random Bull***** Society
Former Chairman of Iron Chef Salvation
My soul - it has returned to me! * Salubrious takes a deep, long breath
Allright, it's biddin' time! I bid:
My "Moved to Casual" smilie:
Rosebud, from Citizen Kane
Nanorobots that obey your every command (Really - no gray goo unless you want it)
5 loaves of kittybread
That should be enough.
...Oh right:
Don't forget, you may have already won one million dollars!!!
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By kingcobweb and Goblinboy.
Official Elitist of [thread=40859][RBS][/thread]
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I don't understand the purpose of gimmick accounts.
lets see..... verious things ive tried... what am i doing wrong?
questions aside...
I bid....
MONKEY(tm) you now own all the monkeys, the word monkey, the move rights of monkeys, etc......
You become a deity
I bid a thousand head of cattle to sacrafice my god who is now you....
and i am your faithful servant, for always and eternity.
But only if i win.
By kingcobweb and Goblinboy.
Official Elitist of [thread=40859][RBS][/thread]
For extremeicon I bid....
Some chest hair,
the phone number (253)222-2855,
answers to all trivia in forum games,
and broken rubber band.
C'mon!!
A paper towel with Wizard's Ninth Rule on it
Some uber-delicious brownie crumbs
An unused mother's day card
A light blue cordless phone
A manically depressed robot named Marvin
and
Five Man-Eating gerbils who will eat people at your very command
thanks to the Epic Graphics crew! it's EPIC!
OFFICIAL DRUG-ADDICT WANNABE OF [ROBOT JESUS!!!!] OOH-RAH!
Secretary of Underpants!!!!!
-or-
Secretary of Bananas!!!!!
-or-
Secretary of Banana-Flavored Underpants!!!!!
(O.o)
(> <)
This is my bunny, Patches.
Then I'd have to sell them all, and that is way too much work. I don't know what I would do with the brains.
Alpha already gave me stock.
If you have his soul, then YOU would have that power to be an unstoppable poster. One day, someone might catch him............maybe.
That waterslide would be freaking sweet.
A month is one thing, but I don't want my own town....especially Truth or Consequences, that town's got a freaking sweet name.
I don't really like guacamole very much.
I actually HAVE a wad of $2 bills----39 of them to be exact.
I'm going to buy a custom neon sign that flashes......"BITE ME!!!" It'll go BITE.......ME........BITE.......ME......BITE......ME......BITE ME.......BITE ME.......BITE ME.......BITE ME. I figure people will leave me alone then.
Whoa. You never heard about Roy.....yeah, that tiger was supposed to obey too. It's a freaking bengal tiger.
You made up for that SNAFU with the Bond Car.
The Star Trek virtual reality room-----------O SNAP, the things I can do with that.
Rename a football team----no, I'd rather rename a baseball team......the Yankees are now the New York Douchebags.
Thanks for disclosing the undisclosed location.
Keep TFE's respect, he already gave me the Soul Market.
I already own the original Gleemax. They brought in a new one right before they changed the card face. For some reason, the new one is named Bob and WotC didn't tell the public. I don't know why, that's just the way it is.
I'm a cat person, Tyorl.
HOLY ****....it'll take me a week to get through this. I'll shorten it to what I was paying the most attention to.
Hmmmm. mac and cheese....cannot accept....already took a mac and cheese bid.....DAMN
I'm not sure if I want a time of day set aside for me. The last time something like that happened was David Koresh and Waco.
You got the wrong housewife........I CAN TURN MY WIFE INTO EVA LONGORIA!!!! ***realizes the wife will me to turn into (or at least dress like Legolas) Orlando Bloom***
She would probably put Lucas inside a giant mayonnaise jar until he agreed to do Star Wars VII....I'm not convinved it wouldn't happen anyway.....
EVA LONGORIA!!!
What am I going to do with an extra anus? Poop twice as much? Yeesh.
Rights to the apocalypse.....no thanks......Too many people are claiming that bull**** right now.....besides, technically the apocalypse was supposed to happen 8 years ago, 5 years ago, and a couple of weeks ago. Not to mention that (Again, I can't remember the name) the certain prophecy that says we are two Popes away from Armageddon and Benedict is one of the two.
Damn straight.
Obv.
So does random gunfire.....
I don't want your chest hair!!!
Other than the gerbils, the rest bore me to death. Even the robot, a manic depressive hanging out with a paranoid conspiracy nut. That just sounds like more trouble than I need
Gimmick - DQ'ed
This bid is creepy though.....Secretery of Banana-Flavored Underpants??? Eww
OK....well, if it wasn't obvious after I practically wet myself over turning my wife into Eva Longoria....Slavan wins the soul.
Souls Stolen and Given Away
Kijin --- AlphaInsidious
Slavan K. Guiser --- Kankennon
Incinerated --- CrovaxtheCursed
Belgareth --- Kankennon
extremeicon --- Slavan K. Guiser
OK, hungry soulmongers.....get ready for the next meal.
Soul #6
Agentdark
Begin the bidding now......bidding ends Friday!!!
Former Member but Friend 4Ever of the Random Bull***** Society
Former Chairman of Iron Chef Salvation
Here's my latest bid:
Six superpowers of any Marvel Comics character of your choice. Not DC because DC sucks.
Many thanks to:
Sig: CharlieD at Limited Edition Signatures
Avvy: XenoNinja at HotP Studios
A selection of mythical riding beasts (including Unicorn, Pegasus, Nightmare, Dragon, Griffin).
Your very own Kitten Army (Infantry, Cavalry, Archers, and Snipers(Pictured Below)).
~Tyorl Nightwind, Mirewood Ranger
~Banner by Tawnos
1 Hadoken scroll
1 of each of the duallands.
.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 cents
and some commin sense.....
THis sniper rifle. That can only kill major figures. and has to kill bush first.
A Richard Simmons bomb, the Matrix, and a transparent beachball.
Scrambling for more stuff I can give away.
a voodoo doll of anyone you want
a paperclip
a kitten cannon
and a monkey!!
thanks DarkNightCavalier for the sig!
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Clan RepresentativeEva Longoria dressed up in a Legolas costume, but instead of elf ears, she's wearing a kitty-ear headband *rowr!*--She'll act as a PR agent for all of your valuable properties.
A semi-automatic longbow with endless quiver.
A Pirates of the Caribbean ride that connects your cineplex with the waterslide--great cross-promotion for when the new movie comes out. Includes new pirate costume package for Eva.
Yoda's lightsaber, signed by Frank Oz.
A DVD changer that stores one of every DVD ever made, yet fits in a standard entertainment center.
A 3lb bag of those new Dark Side M&Ms
A batch of very excellent brownies
This crazydirtyhippiewedontknowbutwe'llsurelylieaboutlater
Your very own, living, breathing Kirby!
A Warthog (From Halo 2) complete with mounted Gauss Cannon launcher
Master Chief...that's right, the big guy himself. He'd make a nice bodyguard
A Chain-mail shirt, made by yours truly and my friend
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The Fishing Boy Scout Merit Badge (i just found it under my bed...thats odd)
thanks to the Epic Graphics crew! it's EPIC!
OFFICIAL DRUG-ADDICT WANNABE OF [ROBOT JESUS!!!!] OOH-RAH!
1) A job as a food taster for any one of the best Chefs in the world. Also, you get $100/Hour, put $50 for every dish sampled.
2) The Ability to make the Weekend, Move really slowly, yet you, and anyone else you want move at normal speed. Therefor getting like 8 times the weekend.
3) An even cooler and more awsomer water slide than i bid before.
4) A sweet looking Foam cosutme of a peice of Macaroni.
5) Free Gas for life (no beans required). No i mean the Gas for your car......
6) A Darksteel tuxedo
7) Canola Oil
8) Shoes that match your DarkSteel Tux
Thats my bid
No DC means I get no Superman, Batman, or Green Lantern......Hell, NO!!!
My own set of pet dragons would be nice to eliminate my enemies. But then I wouldn't need the Kitten Army.
Unicorns and Pegasuses will soon be available as soon as they start genetic engineering on horses.
It's in the tank with everyone else's....eventually I might pull it out.
I have 5 of every dualland. The rest was just a waste of reading.
Is that a bomb made out of Richard Simmons? A bomb made specifically to kill Richard Simmons? A bomb that just looks like Simmons?
Keanu Reeves pisses me off...........I still haven't forgiven him for The Replacements and Johnny Mnemonic, and I might never forgive him for Constantine
The beachball intrigues me though......what exactly would I do with that?
Wait, did I see that right????
That is sick.
You are an evil SOB, you make Kank and his crossdressing tea party of souls look like paradise.
Speaking of Kank......
I don't know if I'd want Eva dressed up like Legolas........that's just too weird.
My wife already has Yoda's lightsaber.......sealed in plastic.....don't ask.
Ummm.
??????????
You're also offering me Kirby......a giant pink testicle with feet......umm, no.
That's only odd if you've never been a Boy Scout........or if you have and were "close" with the troop leader.
I can't stand slow weekends......I get bored easily......
As expensive as gas is.....I might take you up on this offer.....
I refuse to wear a tuxedo ever.....it's just unnecessary.
Alright, all in all, this was a tough decision. No bids really said take me........so since I could use the pet dragons and the picture of the Sniper Kitty.........Tyorl wins.
Souls Stolen and Given Away
Kijin --- AlphaInsidious
Slavan K. Guiser --- Kankennon
Incinerated --- CrovaxtheCursed
Belgareth --- Kankennon
extremeicon --- Slavan K. Guiser
Agentdark --- Tyorl
I said before that I had planned to use extremeicon for Soul #7 and I had to find a replacement......I was thinking and thinking and lurking on the threads and then I remembered this............
Good enough for me.
Soul #7
AlphaInsidious
Reminder---Poll closes Monday, and thus whether or not the souls from TFE's market go free or not will be decided at 8:20 PM EST.
Bidding for AlphaInsidious will end at the same time as the poll closes.
Begin the bidding now!!!!
Former Member but Friend 4Ever of the Random Bull***** Society
Former Chairman of Iron Chef Salvation
1 job at WOTC
The ability to turn into a demon and eat people.
The ability to summon flaming stone elementals.
The rights to my house.
And.........................
Last but not least.....................
You ready??????????????????
ok...................
here....................
it...............
is................
A BRAND NEW NINJA MONKEY THAT CAPTURES BOUGHT SOULS TO BE SOLD AGAIN.only available if old souls ARE NOT for sale.
:weird1:
Hubba....woah!
Me you lovey.
-Alpha
A special promotional copy of Diablo 3: Revenge of Diablo's Half-Brother's Half-Cousin
Your own fast food chain named after you (how about McDarksteel's? Darksteel King?)
A chance for you to star in as many James Bond films as you want to
The largest Hoberman Sphere in the world
The answer to every Algebra problem ever invented
The one, the only, POLAND SPRING! (which is actually in Poland, Maine)
And
A portable 20-foot drop! perfect for hiding things, or making people take a nasty fall
thanks to the Epic Graphics crew! it's EPIC!
OFFICIAL DRUG-ADDICT WANNABE OF [ROBOT JESUS!!!!] OOH-RAH!
I bid Canada (except Newfoundland, that's mine).
I bid my mint condition 5th edition Jester's Cap
I bid half a sock.
I bid Saddam Hussein's mustache.
I bid three green balloons. Two of them are inflated and filled with either water or wine.
I bid a cup of salt.
I bid the stash of cocaine I have hidden in the Oval Office.
(O.o)
(> <)
This is my bunny, Patches.
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Clan RepresentativeHow about...
A Beginner's Guide to Ovinomancy
An adult-sized Big Wheel
Ian McDiarmid, hosting a seminar on Sith politics
Lots of napkins
A CD of Meow Mix jingles
A claw-grabber machine game filled with actually useful prizes: PSPs, iPods, etc.
Free daily or on-call delivery service from both Frito-Lay and Hostess
A message box powered by Tachyon technology--leave messages for yourself for before you write them. Send yourself next week's winning Lotto numbers if you like.
- A chaingun that shoots paintballs
- A message of up to 100 words carved into the sand dunes of the Sahara Desert
~Tyorl Nightwind, Mirewood Ranger
~Banner by Tawnos
An uber sheep with all those abilities.....that'd make Alpha jealous........or angry.......or happy.......I don't honestly know.
I can steal already bought souls anyway......as a matter of fact....I just did.....the results are in.
By a vote of 20 - 13, all souls originally taken in TFE's Soul Market are officially free to return to their bodies. They may (or may not) eventually be up for sale again in a future Underpants' Soul Market
That means---Stax, Mr. Bloody Minded, nan, Salubrious, and SorryGuy are free to return to their bodies (sorry....Istanbul, swinkee, Stax (?!), and Slavan) and just a reminder, I gave up Senori when I took over the market.
Ummmm, is this a bid......because this is very, VERY, scary if it is.
I can't have a Darksteel fast food chain, WotC would throw a fit. I could go with McUnderpants or Underpants King, but that would probably lose a lot of money (unless I turn it into a lingerie shop, Eva Longoria as my spokesperson.......:crying: of joy)----but I don't want to compete against Victoria's secret in anyway.....as Larry the Cable Guy says, it's a grown man's Chuck E. Cheese.
I just recently bought Diablo 2 for the first time......I haven't beat it yet.
Again, I don't bother with gimmicks.....and I wouldn't want any of those things anyway.....go back to the Gutter, retard.
My wife is still ****TING herself over the Star Wars 3 stuff now.....I don't need the guy who played Palpatine (she might smack him)
Meow, meow, meow, meow, KITTY
Man, didn't Doom 3 and Halo 2 come out not that long ago? Yikes.
Paintballs sting......I'm fragile.
I wouldn't ever see it. I'd never go near the Sahara....
Alright, kids....looking at these bids.....Mr. Sheep, AlphaInsidious goes to......he which offered me the super powered sheep....StevieT92.
Souls Stolen and Given Away
Kijin --- AlphaInsidious
Slavan K. Guiser --- Kankennon
Incinerated --- CrovaxtheCursed
Belgareth --- Kankennon
extremeicon --- Slavan K. Guiser
Agentdark --- Tyorl
Alpha Insidious --- StevieT92
Soul #8 - Gimmick Round
That's right. As promised in Soul #4, every fourth soul is a gimmick round. This round's gimmick is.
TWO FOR ONE SALE!!!
That's right. I'm offering up two souls this round. You don't have to do anything special except make a damn good bid.
You win, you get TWO souls.
Soul #8
The Type II Mods
ButteBlues18 and sneakyhomunculus
Bidding ends Saturday night....
Begin the bidding for two souls............
NOW!
Former Member but Friend 4Ever of the Random Bull***** Society
Former Chairman of Iron Chef Salvation
* Salubrious takes a deep, long breath
Allright, it's biddin' time! I bid:
My "Moved to Casual" smilie:
Rosebud, from Citizen Kane
Nanorobots that obey your every command (Really - no gray goo unless you want it)
5 loaves of kittybread
That should be enough.
...Oh right:
Don't forget, you may have already won one million dollars!!!
By kingcobweb and Goblinboy.
Official Elitist of [thread=40859][RBS][/thread]
questions aside...
I bid....
MONKEY(tm) you now own all the monkeys, the word monkey, the move rights of monkeys, etc......
You become a deity
I bid a thousand head of cattle to sacrafice my god who is now you....
and i am your faithful servant, for always and eternity.
But only if i win.