1: Go to Video Store
2: Get Video
3: Go home, get shoe box.
4: Stick shoe box with gigli inside it in giant hole in back yard.
5: Fill hole with water to top.
6: Throw grenade into hole, jump back. You just saved millions of lives and the life of yourself and freinds.
1) Read book on Duck CPR
2) Inflate a pair of water wings
3) Buy a pack of Lifesavers™ candy
4) Check and see if the duck is still floundering
5) Rescue duck, and enjoy broiled with a nice orange sauce
1. invade kelogs.
2 steal your fav. cerel
3 invade a place that sells bowls and spoons and such
4 steal said items
5 mix togather with some milk and enjoy
1. Find an elephant tranquilizer
2. Empty contents of said tranq into the peel of a banana.
3. Put the banana into a monkey cage
4. Sit back and relax ;D
How To Get a box of MTG cards three weeks before the set comes out >_>
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OFFICIAL DRUG-ADDICT WANNABE OF [ROBOT JESUS!!!!] OOH-RAH!
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Word, definitely true. Raid's the air-to-ground missile. Boiling water's the hydrogren bomb.
step 1 win the jackpot on the super seven
step 2 buy hasbro stock
step 3 repeat step 2
step 4 (now that you own the company) demand that hasbro give you the cards
step 5 enjoy and mock your friends who did not win the loto
how to become a demigod with out god like intervention
1. Go to the projects.
2. Find a guy called "Chainsaw Ripgutz."
3. Shank him.
4. Steal his stash.
5. Do it all at once and become a Demigod (in your MIND!).
1. Apprehend girl.
2. Sit said girl in a chair, and force her to watch movies for hours with her eyes taped open of people playing MTG.
3. Set her free into the general population.
4. Realize that this plan didn't work.
5. Run/Hide.
How to take over a family owned pizza shop without killing the family:
1. Secretly release vermin into said shop.
2. Stash rotten foods in kitchen
3. Call Health Inspector (anonymously)
4. When Health Inspector is there, have an associate pretend to get food poisoning.
5. After Inspector closes shop, make offer.
How to get on any reality show and win the big prize.
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Step 1: Bring newbies to Asia.
Step 2: Tell an abusive Asian parent with ridiculous expectations that Black Lotus is good.
Step 3: Force them to adopt the newbie.
Step 4: Hand the parent a crowbar.
Step 5: Watch.
How to convince non-corrupt Catholic Preists that petefilia is okay according to the Bible:
Step 1: Invade Wizards.
Step 2: Tell everyone to make type one beatdown cards for Blue.
Step 3: Force them to put them in a set called "Urza's List of Demands" That came out after Coldsnap.
Step 4: Make Blue Beatdown Deck.
Step 5: Get your ass kicked anyway.
How to get more people into this thread without the use of intimidation:
2. place well hidden I EAT YOGURT links in everyones sigs, forcing them here until they post
3. whore their guardians until they post
4. kidnap people at mtg events and release them upon posting
5. enjoy watching the traps get tripped
how to beat the japanese guy in the nathans hot dog eating contest
1. find hot dog contest
2. buy some cyanide
3. bribe a judge from the contest
4. make the judge put cyanide in some of the hot dogs
5. make sure the hot dogs with cyanide dont end up in your stomach, but in the stomach of the japanees guy
6. win the contest
how to take over the world with both feet bind behind your back.
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1. Buy computor.
2. Transfer millions of dollars into your bank account from microsoft.
3. Make hypnotic video game with money
4. Sell hypnotic video game.
5. RULE THE WORLD!
1. Steal some pants off Sears.
2. Knife 'em into bits.
3. Insert said bits into your mouth.
4. Chew with a swash of acid to deconstruct them.
5. Get stomach pumped at local hospital.
1: Cut the paperclip into little pieces
2: Turn the pen into a pen gun
3: Load the pen gun with bits of paperclip
4: Find a powerplant repairman
5: shoot him in the legs with your pen gun until he agrees to fix the powerplant
How to find the fountain of life when you have a terminal, crippling disease.
step one get rich quick
step two hire some young people to find it for you
step three kill the young people once you have the fountant
step four enjoy enternal life!!
step five repeate step three incase they come back as zombies
how to cure an mtg\dnd\larping addiction
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1. You give directions on "How To" do whatever the last poster asks in five steps or less.
2. List whatever the next poster tells us "How To" do...
Example...
How to Kill A Man
Step 1: Get a Gun
Step 2: Find Man
Step 3: Aim for his head
Step 4: Fire until the sum***** is dead
Step 5: Run like hell....
See, simple.....
Next (or first, I guess):
How To watch Gigli without wanting to kill yourself or others
Former Member but Friend 4Ever of the Random Bull***** Society
Former Chairman of Iron Chef Salvation
2: Get Video
3: Go home, get shoe box.
4: Stick shoe box with gigli inside it in giant hole in back yard.
5: Fill hole with water to top.
6: Throw grenade into hole, jump back. You just saved millions of lives and the life of yourself and freinds.
Visit: Cabalwannabe's Art page right here on MTGS!
Cabalwannabe's Cards!
Control Lover Generation 1 if you see this in someones sig copy it and take the generation number plus 1 to show your generation!
Cabalwannabe's Stories
So'for of the Vedalken
Vansen, Dreamer of Dreams
Clone of Joan
Aeriedle's Mission
Now, what's next?
Next: How To Save a Drowning Duck
Former Member but Friend 4Ever of the Random Bull***** Society
Former Chairman of Iron Chef Salvation
2) Inflate a pair of water wings
3) Buy a pack of Lifesavers™ candy
4) Check and see if the duck is still floundering
5) Rescue duck, and enjoy broiled with a nice orange sauce
How to make a bowl of cereal
2 steal your fav. cerel
3 invade a place that sells bowls and spoons and such
4 steal said items
5 mix togather with some milk and enjoy
How to poison a monkey
thanks DarkNightCavalier for the sig!
My Trade Thread
2. Empty contents of said tranq into the peel of a banana.
3. Put the banana into a monkey cage
4. Sit back and relax ;D
How To Get a box of MTG cards three weeks before the set comes out >_>
thanks to the Epic Graphics crew! it's EPIC!
OFFICIAL DRUG-ADDICT WANNABE OF [ROBOT JESUS!!!!] OOH-RAH!
step 2 buy hasbro stock
step 3 repeat step 2
step 4 (now that you own the company) demand that hasbro give you the cards
step 5 enjoy and mock your friends who did not win the loto
how to become a demigod with out god like intervention
2. Find a guy called "Chainsaw Ripgutz."
3. Shank him.
4. Steal his stash.
5. Do it all at once and become a Demigod (in your MIND!).
How to swallow a whole baby:
step 2 find garbage conpactor
step 3 put baby in garbage conpactor
step 4 eat baby
step 5 enjoy
how to convice a girl to be your friend without lieing to them about playing magic the gathering
2. Sit said girl in a chair, and force her to watch movies for hours with her eyes taped open of people playing MTG.
3. Set her free into the general population.
4. Realize that this plan didn't work.
5. Run/Hide.
How to take over a family owned pizza shop without killing the family:
2. Stash rotten foods in kitchen
3. Call Health Inspector (anonymously)
4. When Health Inspector is there, have an associate pretend to get food poisoning.
5. After Inspector closes shop, make offer.
How to get on any reality show and win the big prize.
step 2 be rich and or famous
step 3 kill other partisapants
step 4 rig show
step 5 enjoy
how to convice newbies that black lotus is good with out showing them the decks it is used in
Step 2: Tell an abusive Asian parent with ridiculous expectations that Black Lotus is good.
Step 3: Force them to adopt the newbie.
Step 4: Hand the parent a crowbar.
Step 5: Watch.
How to convince non-corrupt Catholic Preists that petefilia is okay according to the Bible:
step 2 mathamticly prove that there is no god
step 3 give said results to priest
step 4 tell said priest that if he does not except (insert what you want here) you will post this on the interent
step 5 enjoy
how to create a good type one playable blue beatdown deck
Step 2: Tell everyone to make type one beatdown cards for Blue.
Step 3: Force them to put them in a set called "Urza's List of Demands" That came out after Coldsnap.
Step 4: Make Blue Beatdown Deck.
Step 5: Get your ass kicked anyway.
How to get more people into this thread without the use of intimidation:
2. place well hidden I EAT YOGURT links in everyones sigs, forcing them here until they post
3. whore their guardians until they post
4. kidnap people at mtg events and release them upon posting
5. enjoy watching the traps get tripped
how to beat the japanese guy in the nathans hot dog eating contest
2. buy some cyanide
3. bribe a judge from the contest
4. make the judge put cyanide in some of the hot dogs
5. make sure the hot dogs with cyanide dont end up in your stomach, but in the stomach of the japanees guy
6. win the contest
how to take over the world with both feet bind behind your back.
2. Transfer millions of dollars into your bank account from microsoft.
3. Make hypnotic video game with money
4. Sell hypnotic video game.
5. RULE THE WORLD!
How to eat your pants.
2. Knife 'em into bits.
3. Insert said bits into your mouth.
4. Chew with a swash of acid to deconstruct them.
5. Get stomach pumped at local hospital.
How to make Skettios. (Spaghettios)
step 2 get job in company
step 3 make said product
step 4 enjoy
step 5 repeat step 4
how to make wotc (with out invaiding them or buying stock) print power 10
Step 2, obtain "the banana phone" song
Step 3, Implant said "the banana phone" song, into all major heads of WotC
Step 4, Tell them you will remove the song if they start reprinting Power Nine.
Step 5, Obtain said Power Nine, and chose one A) remove song from WotC's Brains, or B) don't do A and watch WotC brains explode instead.
How to draw a dragon!
Twomz's Trading thread
Step 1 tap all the mountans you own
step 2 get paper and a pen (do this quickly to avoid mana burn)
step 3 summon a shiven dragon
step 4 get said dragon to pose for you
step 5 draw said dragon
how to make chocolate cake
2. Mix
3. Put in oven
4. Cover in icing
5. Enjoy.
How to clean up your room without leaving your bed.
2: Turn the pen into a pen gun
3: Load the pen gun with bits of paperclip
4: Find a powerplant repairman
5: shoot him in the legs with your pen gun until he agrees to fix the powerplant
How to find the fountain of life when you have a terminal, crippling disease.
step two hire some young people to find it for you
step three kill the young people once you have the fountant
step four enjoy enternal life!!
step five repeate step three incase they come back as zombies
how to cure an mtg\dnd\larping addiction