1: Find suitable space
2: pull up just Past it
3: select Reverse (remebering the clutch for you manual gearbox)
4: reverse, turning the wheel initally full lock one way, the the other until you have negotiated the space
5: adjust position
Alternatively:
1: pull up next to a space you have no hope of fitting in (in you mammoth 4x4) on a main road
2: Reverse at speed into space
3: End up sticking half out into road
4: Go forwards
5: Go Backwards
6: Repeat stages 4 to 5 until traffic decides to stop honking and go round you.
7: reverse into the car behind, bending its bumper (or, in some cases, moving it) until you are quite neatly jammed in the space making it quiteimpossible for anyone to leave
8: Get out and explete back at traffic, and berate others' parking.
1. Find a computer
2. Use your uni library journal database to look up scholarly journals for the info (after all, the information you use MUST be from peer-reviewed and
1. Find a computer
2. Type 'http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page' into the address bar and press enter
3. Copy + paste everything you need
4. Change every 3rd word to avoid plagiarism (this is where 'http://thesaurus.reference.com/' comes in handy)
5. Invent your own references/footnotes/sources so your paper 'sounds' professional (e.g. 'The phylogenesis of disgust originated as a gustative rejection of consumptive matter [Rosewater & Garfield, 1993].'
5. Slap your name on the front page
1. Get a computer
2. Plug said computer in
3. Turn on said computer
4. Get internet
5. Connect said internet to aforementioned computer
6. Put a shortcut to said internet on the desktop of the aforementioned computer
7. Double-click said shortcut on said desktop of aforementioned computer
8. Make sure you have a keyboard and mouse.
9. Type in http://forums.mtgsalvation.com
10. Make an account on said http://forums.mtgsalvation.com (If you're too stupid, that's too bad)
11. Log in to said account on said http://forums.mtgsalvation.com
12. Go to http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=21228&page=6
13. Scroll close to the bottom
14. Read the last post by firebellychangeling
15. Scroll to the text box below, where you can type
16. Come up with something deserving of a truly nerdy ROFL
17. Type in said something deserving of a truly nerdy ROFL into aforementioned text box
18. Click "Post Quick Reply"
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Modern: GRB Jund BRG RBU Grixis Delver UBR Legacy: W Death & Taxes W GRB Punishing Jund BRG GUR Canadian Threshold RUG Commander: RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
just watched this guy win a game after mulliganing down to zero and doing nothing for four turns in the t8 of a 2x premier event. I immediatly Imed a friend to confirm Chuck Noris actually plays Magic.
Modern: GRB Jund BRG RBU Grixis Delver UBR Legacy: W Death & Taxes W GRB Punishing Jund BRG GUR Canadian Threshold RUG Commander: RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
1. Log on to MTGS
2. Go to general forum
3. Post that if no one posts in this thread atleast twice a day, you will send a massive cyber attack at MTGS.
If that doesn't work:
4. Massive cyber attack.
just watched this guy win a game after mulliganing down to zero and doing nothing for four turns in the t8 of a 2x premier event. I immediatly Imed a friend to confirm Chuck Noris actually plays Magic.
just watched this guy win a game after mulliganing down to zero and doing nothing for four turns in the t8 of a 2x premier event. I immediatly Imed a friend to confirm Chuck Noris actually plays Magic.
1.get a gas mask
2.eat 1000 bean burritos
2.watch the show.
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2: pull up just Past it
3: select Reverse (remebering the clutch for you manual gearbox)
4: reverse, turning the wheel initally full lock one way, the the other until you have negotiated the space
5: adjust position
Alternatively:
1: pull up next to a space you have no hope of fitting in (in you mammoth 4x4) on a main road
2: Reverse at speed into space
3: End up sticking half out into road
4: Go forwards
5: Go Backwards
6: Repeat stages 4 to 5 until traffic decides to stop honking and go round you.
7: reverse into the car behind, bending its bumper (or, in some cases, moving it) until you are quite neatly jammed in the space making it quiteimpossible for anyone to leave
8: Get out and explete back at traffic, and berate others' parking.
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Step 2: Have a six year old add in some text.
How to write a research paper in one hour.
1. Find a computer2. Use your uni library journal database to look up scholarly journals for the info (after all, the information you use MUST be from peer-reviewed and
1. Find a computer
2. Type 'http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page' into the address bar and press enter
3. Copy + paste everything you need
4. Change every 3rd word to avoid plagiarism (this is where 'http://thesaurus.reference.com/' comes in handy)
5. Invent your own references/footnotes/sources so your paper 'sounds' professional (e.g. 'The phylogenesis of disgust originated as a gustative rejection of consumptive matter [Rosewater & Garfield, 1993].'
5. Slap your name on the front page
How......to defeat Chuck Norris in a fight.
How to write a really funny response to this question
2. Plug said computer in
3. Turn on said computer
4. Get internet
5. Connect said internet to aforementioned computer
6. Put a shortcut to said internet on the desktop of the aforementioned computer
7. Double-click said shortcut on said desktop of aforementioned computer
8. Make sure you have a keyboard and mouse.
9. Type in http://forums.mtgsalvation.com
10. Make an account on said http://forums.mtgsalvation.com (If you're too stupid, that's too bad)
11. Log in to said account on said http://forums.mtgsalvation.com
12. Go to http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=21228&page=6
13. Scroll close to the bottom
14. Read the last post by firebellychangeling
15. Scroll to the text box below, where you can type
16. Come up with something deserving of a truly nerdy ROFL
17. Type in said something deserving of a truly nerdy ROFL into aforementioned text box
18. Click "Post Quick Reply"
How to commit suicide and not die
Modern:
GRB Jund BRG
RBU Grixis Delver UBR
Legacy:
W Death & Taxes W
GRB Punishing Jund BRG
GUR Canadian Threshold RUG
Commander:
RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
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By Megabug
How to get this game more active.
Modern:
GRB Jund BRG
RBU Grixis Delver UBR
Legacy:
W Death & Taxes W
GRB Punishing Jund BRG
GUR Canadian Threshold RUG
Commander:
RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
2. Go to general forum
3. Post that if no one posts in this thread atleast twice a day, you will send a massive cyber attack at MTGS.
If that doesn't work:
4. Massive cyber attack.
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By Megabug
2. Take top.
3. Rip it up.
4. Enjoy
How to play ET for the Atari.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
2. Do nothing for 2 seconds or more.
3. Turn off game.
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2.eat 1000 bean burritos
2.watch the show.
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