Allright, here come the rules: You are in zombie invasion and you'd need to survive. You roll for four factors that affect your chances of survival, and then you need to judge how well you would do. Yes, this was ripped from 4chan. Also, if you feel like someone lied about their survival, point that out. Remember to reason it though.
To roll a die, you do: [*dice=Number of rolls to be rolled]Sides per die[*/dice] without the asterisks. (* *'s.).
For example: [*dice=1]100[*/dice] would end up as:
Dice Roller1 D100 rolled
26
1-5= wet flip flop
5-10= snow globe
11-15= hueg gameboy
16-20= lamp (short)
21-25= chair (metal)
26-30= long standing lamp
31-35= empty beer bottle
36-40= lighter fluid and lighter
41-45= lead pipe
46-50= crowbar
51-52= Longsword and a Shield
53-55= stun baton
56-60= spear
61-65= machete
66-68= glock
69-70= Bag of Grenades
71-75= assault rifle
76-80= gravity gun
81-85= flamethrower
86-90= portal gun
91-95= sniper rifle
96-00= lightsaber
1-10= Cripple with sickle cell anemia
11-20= Lolcat
21-30= Trained Falcon
31-40= companion cube
41-50= midget with a drinking problem, and a chip on his shoulder
51-60= /b/tard
61-70= a loyal dog
71-80= a good friend
81-90= Bruce Lee
91-100= Batman on steroids
1-5= dark room with permanently open doors
6-10= city streets
11-15= crowded parking lot
16-20= metal working factory
21-25= office building
26-30= book store
31-35= hotel
36-40= high school
41-45= wal-mart
46-50= hunting supply store
51-55= open air stadium
56-60= roof of a garden shed
61-65= normal suburban home
66-70= boarded up house
71-75= secret bunker in the mountains
76-80= State Prison
81-85= Bomb Shelter
86-90= well stocked, well barricaded liquor store
91-95= submarine
96-00= Zombie proof castle with moat.
Okay, i'll go first:
Weapon/Companion/Location/Type:
Dice Roller4 D100s rolled
89
52
77
6
Results: Armed with a chair, with a trained falcon as a companion i seem to be pretty doomed. Book store holds a lot of books i can throw at the zombie, though, and it is a slow one after all. My falcon could probably fly around being useless. Agh, who am i kidding, i'm dead.
The Sage is occupied with the unspoken
and acts without effort.
Teaching without verbosity,
producing without possessing,
creating without regard to result,
claiming nothing,
the Sage has nothing to lose.
Lucky I have my grandpa's sword and shield as well as my best friend Tom - who happens to be an expert fencer. The metal factory has lots of hazards that we can use to our advantage. The fast, weak zombies will need to bottle-necked if we are to defeat them. I hand the sword to Tom, keeping the shield for myself. I pick up a bag of ball bearings and dump it as we retreat to the hallway. This is going to be easy.
So lessee...I'm armed with a crowbar...decent power and durability...but still light enough for a good swing. My companion would be a Trained Falcon. Eeegh. Distraction, but little else...I'd give it little time before it becomes chicken nuggets. I would be in a State Prison, eh? Not great for terms of stealth...which has it's perks. Difficult to be surprised. Slow, Weak zombies mean very good things, though. I'd give myself a reasonable survival rate. Not great, but decent.
Well.... crap. I have a spear which I have no idea how to use, and Bruce Lee. Inside a close-quartered urban home, I have virtually no chance against the fast, strong zombies.
Well it would seem that all is lost for me. My lead pipe and inebriated midgit friend are all that I have left, and these strong zombies are slowly, but surely coming for me.
Then my tiny drunken friend tells me where he keeps his liquor. Turns out it's a zombie proof wine cellar. The end of the world ain't so bad after all!
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85/38/9/12- meaning I have a flamethrower and my dependable Companion Cube in a cluttered city street [panick ensues after initial zombie attack] against a fast and strong zombie.
my odds- not too good, yet not completely hopeless. first off, since i'm facing a "fast and strong" zombie, i'm assuming one with minimal 'damage'... like both legs and arms intact, a 'healthy' zombie, if you may. instead of an ankle-biter type 'slow and weak' zombie [one with limited to no use of it's legs].
back to survival- using my flamethrower would only turn the fast and strong zombie into a FLAMING fast and strong zombie, so i resort to gaining the high ground [atop an overturned truck or something], then use my Companion Cube to brain the zombie. or i could rig the flamethrower into becoming a bomb, then i'd use it that way- though it wouldn't be a 'flamethrower' anymore.
if i could somehow make sure the zombie couldn't chase after me- like jumping a fence ala my Companion Cube [sorry buddy, but you're just a block]- then i could set the frigger afire and make my getaway.
I've also read both of Max Brook's books- The Ultimate Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z- so i may be overthinking my situation.
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I do believe that I would be a form of burnt toast. In the open aired stadium, I would try to do the quarterback sneak around my Lolcat, who would be of no use at all against weak zombies as I don't have a clue as to what a Lolcat is. With my stun baton I would last maybe a few seconds as zombies have no nervous system to stun, as they are dead. My brains would be eaten and my body flayed. But before I died, I would hold up my baton and scream, "THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK." (An homage to Army of Darkness, a must-see movie)
Huge Gameboy
Batman on Steroids
High School
Slow, Weak Zombies
There were many, many zombies invading my High School trying to get me. I thought for sure I was doomed... But! They seemed pretty slow and kind of weak since Batman (who was apparently hopped up on Steroids) make a bomb out of the huuuuggeee Gameboy I had as my weapon. The Gameboy Bomb blew up enough zombies for me and hyper Batman to escape the High School before becoming zombie food.
Alll righty. With my trusty metal chair and Batman on steroids (w00t), we go through the boarded up house ready to kick some ass. I don't need the chair, I've got freaking BATMAN. Suddenly, a quick, but incredibly decomposed zombie jumps in our way...and Batman kicks the snot out of it. I bash it with the chair to ensure its destruction.
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So here I am in my castle, armed with a snowglobe and with my friend Kevin by my side. Kevin is a purple belt in shotokan karate and is wearing steel-toed boots. He kicks the zombie to the floor, and I brain it by hurling the snowglobe on it. We go get some biohazard suits and mop up the mess.
Am armed with a portal gun, whatever that is...
Have a Companion Cube as partner
am in a bomb shelter
am facing a fast, weak zombie. I WIN!
Basically, the zombies come at me, but from behind my shelter, I snipe them away one by one. Life is good!
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Weapon - Huge Gameboy
Companion - Batman on 'roids.
Location - High School
Zombie - Slow, but strong.
This could be interesting. Aside from the fact that I'm a coward, I also have a horrible weapon. So, my cowardly self locks myself into one of the classrooms on the second floor, sending Batman out whenever his "roid rage" gets too bad. If I get hungry, I have him fight masses of zombies to get to the cafeteria. Chances of survival, low to mid. And rather boring.
Dice 4 rolls on a 100-sided dice: 13 98 40 72 / Total: 223 Weapon: hueg gameboy. Companion: Batman on steroids. Location: Highschool. Zombie type: Slow, Strong.
Lets look at the ups and downs: I have Batman, on steroids. Should be enough if I can keep up with him. Location: Highschool. Little in terms of weapons, supplies or food. bummer. lots of fresh victims. Zombie type is going to be ok with me, I can play my huge gameboy while batman fights.
well, on the whole, out of 400, I barely make the check.
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"Wizards could put $100 bills in packs and people would complain about how they were folded."
Am armed with a portal gun, whatever that is...
Have a Companion Cube as partner
FYI: The "Portal gun" and "Companion Cube" are from the acclaimed puzzle game simply called Portal. it was part of the Orange Box [Half-life 2/Portal/Team Fortress 2 bundle].
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I, being armed with a crowbar in a bomb shelter, with my loyal companion cube by my side, being attacked by strong, fast zombies. I am overwhelemed by the zombies, being that they are faster and stronger than I am.
I am armed with a spear in a metal working factory with my good friend Jay, facing off against slow, weak zombies. Well, I spar fighting with spears alot, Jay is just awesome, and there are alot of things in the factory to use to my advantage
I think i'll survuve. Hell, I might even be able to stop the zombies from taking over the world!
I am armed with a snow globe, with a my good friend Roman in an open aired stadium, standing against slow, strong zombies.
Well... I'd have a ok chance if it weren't for the fact that my snow globe would break pretty quickly... rendering it useless. Roman however is a Rugby, football player... so we might have a chance. Maybe........ who am I kidding, we're so dead.
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Great. I have a snow globe(bad), /b/tard(good), in an open air stadium(no difference), against slow, weak zombies(not too bad).
I will survive. I can hand the SG to the /b/tard just to lose the extra weight. Then tell him an important rule of survival, "You don't have to outrun what's chasing you, you just have to out run your slowest group member."
4 rolls on a 100-sided dice: 43 46 11 43 / Total: 143
Armed with a Lead pipe(Decent)
Companion of a midget with a drinking problem(Zombie Bait)
Location: Crowded parking lot(Many potential weapons)
With Fast weak zombies(Pain, but if hit they go down)
Not too bad. The pipe will work for a weapon, or to smash car windows to get at the interiors. The midget will work to bait zombies, while I do thistill he dies. I may survive.
However, being a necromancer, I may be the source of said zombie invasion. Without my magic, I give myself a decent chance, with it, I TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!
With a huge Gameboy and Batman on steroids in my school fighting slow Strong Zombies. I will use Batman to beat up zombies while I mix myself some explosives in the chemistry classrooms and hold of random zombies with fluid nitrogen, acids and an improvised flamethrower. When I I've made my explosives we fight our way to the doors, lock the school and blow it up.
My chances: good and if I'd die, the bomb still would take the suckers down with me.
Edit: original rolls: 4 rolls on a 100-sided dice: 13 98 40 72 / Total: 223
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Each reality is but the dream of another, and each sleeper a god unknowing.
We define the boundaries of reality; they don't define us.
Well, it is my lucky day boys and girls...I've been armed with a Huge Gameboy as my colleague Batman on Steroids holds the line inside our very own Wal-Mart against slow, but strong zombies. Wal-mart is quite a fitting palace of fortified intergrity for the Dark Knight (goosed up on juice) to protect me while I indulge in gameboy bliss...and I'm not worried if my interests in gameboy deminish. Why!? I'm in Wal-Mart folks...i'll be calmly preoccupied riding bikes around the store as I cook up some McDonalds and a Starbucks from the built in food court. I might fancy myself some of electronics Wal-Mart has to offer...I might watch a movie, download some music, play some X-Box. After that, I think I'll check on my friend Bruce Way...i mean Batman to see how smoothly things are going. After a quick little investigation of the defense protocol, I would meander on over to trampolines, have a field day with those, and then probably find a mattress or aerobed to snooze away.
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So lets see
i have a stun baton that i can use though it doesnt have an effect cause... well... THEY'RE DEAD! they dont have feelings! darnation! i have a good old friend as company. were in a secret bunker in the mountains and they're strong but slow.
Scenario: my friend and i are trapped in a secret bunker in the mountains... we need to go to the control room to blow it up. we were attacked with a horde of zombies which we hit really hard with the batons. clearing a way we jammed the door shut and ran to freedom outside. the bunker exploded and the zombies combusted like paper in a bonfire. no zombies survived cause they ran too slow( one doesnt even have feet!) and we went to the nearest fastfood chain and ate. THE END
I have a wet flip flop to use against the zombie hordes, cripple with sickle cell anemia for a companion, am in a dark room with permanently open doors, and am being attacked by Fast, strong zombies. Needless to say, I AM SCREWED.
I try to make the best of this situation by offering my companion first but all that accomplished was them eating me first.
BRAINSSS!
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Well, I'm armed with a machete. Glad I took that sword fighting class. My companion is a 'tard. Not much help there. I'm in a state prison. This is good because I can just do lock down and stab zomies through the bars. It's a fast, weak zombie. That'll work. I can at least overpower it if I need to.
To roll a die, you do: [*dice=Number of rolls to be rolled]Sides per die[*/dice] without the asterisks. (* *'s.).
For example: [*dice=1]100[*/dice] would end up as:
1-5= wet flip flop
5-10= snow globe
11-15= hueg gameboy
16-20= lamp (short)
21-25= chair (metal)
26-30= long standing lamp
31-35= empty beer bottle
36-40= lighter fluid and lighter
41-45= lead pipe
46-50= crowbar
51-52= Longsword and a Shield
53-55= stun baton
56-60= spear
61-65= machete
66-68= glock
69-70= Bag of Grenades
71-75= assault rifle
76-80= gravity gun
81-85= flamethrower
86-90= portal gun
91-95= sniper rifle
96-00= lightsaber
11-20= Lolcat
21-30= Trained Falcon
31-40= companion cube
41-50= midget with a drinking problem, and a chip on his shoulder
51-60= /b/tard
61-70= a loyal dog
71-80= a good friend
81-90= Bruce Lee
91-100= Batman on steroids
6-10= city streets
11-15= crowded parking lot
16-20= metal working factory
21-25= office building
26-30= book store
31-35= hotel
36-40= high school
41-45= wal-mart
46-50= hunting supply store
51-55= open air stadium
56-60= roof of a garden shed
61-65= normal suburban home
66-70= boarded up house
71-75= secret bunker in the mountains
76-80= State Prison
81-85= Bomb Shelter
86-90= well stocked, well barricaded liquor store
91-95= submarine
96-00= Zombie proof castle with moat.
26-50= Fast, Weak zombie
51-75= Slow, Strong zombie
76-00= Slow, Weak zombie
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Okay, i'll go first:
Weapon/Companion/Location/Type:
Results: Armed with a chair, with a trained falcon as a companion i seem to be pretty doomed. Book store holds a lot of books i can throw at the zombie, though, and it is a slow one after all. My falcon could probably fly around being useless. Agh, who am i kidding, i'm dead.
and acts without effort.
Teaching without verbosity,
producing without possessing,
creating without regard to result,
claiming nothing,
the Sage has nothing to lose.
Lucky I have my grandpa's sword and shield as well as my best friend Tom - who happens to be an expert fencer. The metal factory has lots of hazards that we can use to our advantage. The fast, weak zombies will need to bottle-necked if we are to defeat them. I hand the sword to Tom, keeping the shield for myself. I pick up a bag of ball bearings and dump it as we retreat to the hallway. This is going to be easy.
Inventory:
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Well.... crap. I have a spear which I have no idea how to use, and Bruce Lee. Inside a close-quartered urban home, I have virtually no chance against the fast, strong zombies.
Inventory:
Well it would seem that all is lost for me. My lead pipe and inebriated midgit friend are all that I have left, and these strong zombies are slowly, but surely coming for me.
Then my tiny drunken friend tells me where he keeps his liquor. Turns out it's a zombie proof wine cellar. The end of the world ain't so bad after all!
**since i don't know how to post an update using a dice roll- without changing the roll, i got:
85/38/9/12- meaning I have a flamethrower and my dependable Companion Cube in a cluttered city street [panick ensues after initial zombie attack] against a fast and strong zombie.
my odds- not too good, yet not completely hopeless. first off, since i'm facing a "fast and strong" zombie, i'm assuming one with minimal 'damage'... like both legs and arms intact, a 'healthy' zombie, if you may. instead of an ankle-biter type 'slow and weak' zombie [one with limited to no use of it's legs].
back to survival- using my flamethrower would only turn the fast and strong zombie into a FLAMING fast and strong zombie, so i resort to gaining the high ground [atop an overturned truck or something], then use my Companion Cube to brain the zombie. or i could rig the flamethrower into becoming a bomb, then i'd use it that way- though it wouldn't be a 'flamethrower' anymore.
if i could somehow make sure the zombie couldn't chase after me- like jumping a fence ala my Companion Cube [sorry buddy, but you're just a block]- then i could set the frigger afire and make my getaway.
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I do believe that I would be a form of burnt toast. In the open aired stadium, I would try to do the quarterback sneak around my Lolcat, who would be of no use at all against weak zombies as I don't have a clue as to what a Lolcat is. With my stun baton I would last maybe a few seconds as zombies have no nervous system to stun, as they are dead. My brains would be eaten and my body flayed. But before I died, I would hold up my baton and scream, "THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK." (An homage to Army of Darkness, a must-see movie)
Original Dice Roll numbers: 13, 98, 40, 72
Huge Gameboy
Batman on Steroids
High School
Slow, Weak Zombies
There were many, many zombies invading my High School trying to get me. I thought for sure I was doomed... But! They seemed pretty slow and kind of weak since Batman (who was apparently hopped up on Steroids) make a bomb out of the huuuuggeee Gameboy I had as my weapon. The Gameboy Bomb blew up enough zombies for me and hyper Batman to escape the High School before becoming zombie food.
Alll righty. With my trusty metal chair and Batman on steroids (w00t), we go through the boarded up house ready to kick some ass. I don't need the chair, I've got freaking BATMAN. Suddenly, a quick, but incredibly decomposed zombie jumps in our way...and Batman kicks the snot out of it. I bash it with the chair to ensure its destruction.
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So here I am in my castle, armed with a snowglobe and with my friend Kevin by my side. Kevin is a purple belt in shotokan karate and is wearing steel-toed boots. He kicks the zombie to the floor, and I brain it by hurling the snowglobe on it. We go get some biohazard suits and mop up the mess.
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Nice... 87 35 84 27
I:
Am armed with a portal gun, whatever that is...
Have a Companion Cube as partner
am in a bomb shelter
am facing a fast, weak zombie. I WIN!
Basically, the zombies come at me, but from behind my shelter, I snipe them away one by one. Life is good!
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So, 13, 98, 40, 72.
Weapon - Huge Gameboy
Companion - Batman on 'roids.
Location - High School
Zombie - Slow, but strong.
This could be interesting. Aside from the fact that I'm a coward, I also have a horrible weapon. So, my cowardly self locks myself into one of the classrooms on the second floor, sending Batman out whenever his "roid rage" gets too bad. If I get hungry, I have him fight masses of zombies to get to the cafeteria. Chances of survival, low to mid. And rather boring.
Dice 4 rolls on a 100-sided dice: 13 98 40 72 / Total: 223
Weapon: hueg gameboy.
Companion: Batman on steroids.
Location: Highschool.
Zombie type: Slow, Strong.
Lets look at the ups and downs: I have Batman, on steroids. Should be enough if I can keep up with him. Location: Highschool. Little in terms of weapons, supplies or food. bummer. lots of fresh victims. Zombie type is going to be ok with me, I can play my huge gameboy while batman fights.
well, on the whole, out of 400, I barely make the check.
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FYI: The "Portal gun" and "Companion Cube" are from the acclaimed puzzle game simply called Portal. it was part of the Orange Box [Half-life 2/Portal/Team Fortress 2 bundle].
You can play the flash version here among others.
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"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
I, being armed with a crowbar in a bomb shelter, with my loyal companion cube by my side, being attacked by strong, fast zombies. I am overwhelemed by the zombies, being that they are faster and stronger than I am.
Many thanks to Sgt. Chubbz of Damnation studios.
I am armed with a spear in a metal working factory with my good friend Jay, facing off against slow, weak zombies. Well, I spar fighting with spears alot, Jay is just awesome, and there are alot of things in the factory to use to my advantage
I think i'll survuve.
Hell, I might even be able to stop the zombies from taking over the world!
:symw::symb::symr:Heavenly Inferno EDH:symw::symb::symr:
:symr::symg::symw:Thundering Naya EDH:symr::symg::symw:
:symu::symr::symg:Mirror Mastery EDH:symu::symr::symg:
I am armed with a snow globe, with a my good friend Roman in an open aired stadium, standing against slow, strong zombies.
Well... I'd have a ok chance if it weren't for the fact that my snow globe would break pretty quickly... rendering it useless. Roman however is a Rugby, football player... so we might have a chance. Maybe........ who am I kidding, we're so dead.
^ Done by ME! (My first banner)
1. Design a new Ravnica mechanic for one of the old guilds and make a card around it.
2.Design a mono-colored card using two Ravnica mechanics that both come from the color you're using.
3. Blow up a land.
Winner is Judge Wins:
1 2 3 4 5
Great. I have a snow globe(bad), /b/tard(good), in an open air stadium(no difference), against slow, weak zombies(not too bad).
I will survive. I can hand the SG to the /b/tard just to lose the extra weight. Then tell him an important rule of survival, "You don't have to outrun what's chasing you, you just have to out run your slowest group member."
Sig and avi of the Ur-Dragon by Spiderboy4 at High~Light Studios
Armed with a Lead pipe(Decent)
Companion of a midget with a drinking problem(Zombie Bait)
Location: Crowded parking lot(Many potential weapons)
With Fast weak zombies(Pain, but if hit they go down)
Not too bad. The pipe will work for a weapon, or to smash car windows to get at the interiors. The midget will work to bait zombies, while I do thistill he dies. I may survive.
However, being a necromancer, I may be the source of said zombie invasion. Without my magic, I give myself a decent chance, with it, I TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!
Sig and avatar by the fine people at
[High~Light Studios]
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Self proclaimed (Draconic) Leader of the one-man goblin mob.
Necromancer: Prices are reasonable (Only an arm and a leg, or two.)
I have an empty beer bottle, and a trained falcon, in a state prison, against slow weak zombies.
I beat zombies until my beer bottle breaks, then use my falcon as a distraction while I run away.
Many thanks to Sgt. Chubbz of Damnation studios.
With a huge Gameboy and Batman on steroids in my school fighting slow Strong Zombies. I will use Batman to beat up zombies while I mix myself some explosives in the chemistry classrooms and hold of random zombies with fluid nitrogen, acids and an improvised flamethrower. When I I've made my explosives we fight our way to the doors, lock the school and blow it up.
My chances: good and if I'd die, the bomb still would take the suckers down with me.
Edit: original rolls: 4 rolls on a 100-sided dice: 13 98 40 72 / Total: 223
Well, it is my lucky day boys and girls...I've been armed with a Huge Gameboy as my colleague Batman on Steroids holds the line inside our very own Wal-Mart against slow, but strong zombies. Wal-mart is quite a fitting palace of fortified intergrity for the Dark Knight (goosed up on juice) to protect me while I indulge in gameboy bliss...and I'm not worried if my interests in gameboy deminish. Why!? I'm in Wal-Mart folks...i'll be calmly preoccupied riding bikes around the store as I cook up some McDonalds and a Starbucks from the built in food court. I might fancy myself some of electronics Wal-Mart has to offer...I might watch a movie, download some music, play some X-Box. After that, I think I'll check on my friend Bruce Way...i mean Batman to see how smoothly things are going. After a quick little investigation of the defense protocol, I would meander on over to trampolines, have a field day with those, and then probably find a mattress or aerobed to snooze away.
Edit* These aren't my original rolls.
54 74 73 56
So lets see
i have a stun baton that i can use though it doesnt have an effect cause... well... THEY'RE DEAD! they dont have feelings! darnation! i have a good old friend as company. were in a secret bunker in the mountains and they're strong but slow.
Scenario: my friend and i are trapped in a secret bunker in the mountains... we need to go to the control room to blow it up. we were attacked with a horde of zombies which we hit really hard with the batons. clearing a way we jammed the door shut and ran to freedom outside. the bunker exploded and the zombies combusted like paper in a bonfire. no zombies survived cause they ran too slow( one doesnt even have feet!) and we went to the nearest fastfood chain and ate. THE END
My Sig's smile is better than yours.
I try to make the best of this situation by offering my companion first but all that accomplished was them eating me first.
BRAINSSS!
Nightmare-> sickest tech since 2001
Thanks to the guys at Highlight Studios for the great banner and avatar.
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