Armed with my nothing but an overlarge gameboy, I would feel quite vulnerable, if I weren't accompanied by my trusty companion Batman, who is on steroids. We've both fortified ourselves in my High-School Building with desks, chairs, and textbooks to weather the zombie onslaught. These zombies are fairly dangerous: they're really strong, but they're also incredibly slow. Overall, I feel I have a pretty good chance of surviving as long as I stick close to Batman.
Edit: Hmmm, Good thing I wrote down my original roles. They were: 13, 98, 40, and 72
Edit 2: Woah! Looking back at this thread, there have been multiple people getting my exact same rolls...
I come to in a Dark room with permanently open doors with a large gameboy in my hands. My trained falcon is standing next to me with a dead rabbit. I look around to see some Slow, Weak zombies shuffling toward me so I run like crazy out the open doors to (possible) safety.
I might survive assuming I find someone and something a little more useful after my escape.
I have a sniper rifle, my good friend Nick (who can hotwire a car), in a crowded parking lot, against a fast but weak zombie. I thnk I could survive. I have extremely good aim and since Nick can hotwire a car we are pretty set to get away from this thing. besides I can move pretty fast too. Get in the car, drive off, blow up some zombie's head and drive off. Sounds good to me.
While my huge gameboy doesn't do me very much good at all, batman on steroids has to have some use, especially in a high school where traps can be laid and he can catch the zombies off guard. the element of surprise is alway important against those slow but strong zombies, as long as he can move like the night that i know him to be, i should be able to hold out for quite a while.
I'm dead. I'll burn the fast, weak zombie's eyes out with a huge GameBoy and scratch at various body parts with a trained falcon, but the falcon can't maneuver very well in a hotel. On the other hand, I could just plug a Yu-Gi-Oh! game into the GameBoy and that'd end it all.
Modern: GRB Jund BRG RBU Grixis Delver UBR Legacy: W Death & Taxes W GRB Punishing Jund BRG GUR Canadian Threshold RUG Commander: RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
okay, apparently, i have a crowbar, with a dog as a companion, in wal-mart, fighting off a fast, strong, zombie. hmm, sounds a lot like the movie I Am Legend. Definitely would use the crowbar, and would tell my dog to go bit the damn zombie, while i use things in the mart against it (cashier, glass, books, chairs, knives, etc.). Generally around 75% survival (depending, of course, on how things work out.)
I'm Armed with: a Huge Game boy, with Pokemon Crystal on it, because i'm totally Cool like that, and a Wicked Teammate Named Bruce Wayne who's Totally on some Odd Drug I've never seen. Seriously.. this Dude is NUTS!
We're Trapped in a High School, with plenty of rooms luckily, i'm not too sure about the windows or if anything's locked. however. I do have the advantages of being in a high school with a Pool. so if my Opponent, a Slow Strong Zombie Cant Swim. Then i am Lucky... however Batman is really annoying. so i use my Game boy to Brain Him. Just because he's all angry and pissy, not what i'm even HALFWAY interested in dealing with, after all i'm on the Menu here.
So i let my Uselessly Hopped Up on Drugs Partner become Mincemeat, which is entirely Useless after he's a reanimated Corpse, neither of which can swim. and once they've hit the bottom of the pool. i can scurry away with my *****in Game of Pokemon and Catch em' All. WOO!
edit: This game tried to Cheat For me... What Gives! "4 rolls on a 100-sided dice: 99 42 19 23 / Total: 183"
As a Bonus, I'm Armed with a Lightsaber, Partnered with a midget Stuck in a Metal Working Factory with a *****inly Deadly and Quick Fast/Strong Zombie.. well... I'm pretty dead. however the Lightsaber. provides me the option to cut the thing up. so. Yeah.. maybe i'm not so dead afterall.
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well 78 is a gravity gun so I have a pretty darn good boom for any zombies that come after me, plus with a 21 on companion I have a trained falcon who I can use as a spotter to help me with targeting and warnings of incoming zombies.
with a 64 location, I'm going to be in a normal suburan home so I should plenty of things to board up the place with, and along with my falcon know if anythings coming. Unfortunately if a zombie does try to get into my home 1 blast from my gravity gun and I'm going to be outdoors so that isn't going to help at all.
And with a 58 on my zombies I got slow strong zombies, so they may be easy to get away from but once they start trying to get into my home I'm going to half to blast holes in it. Probably best for me to hold on on the roof and ran down gravity wells from there, at least that way I won't put too big of a hole in my home.
All in All, I give myself a 80% chance to survive, I'm well armed, have a half decent, suitable place to hold out, a companion who I can use to spot for me, and although my zombies are strong, they are slow so I can outrun them or get distance to shoot them.
I just noticed something... WHERE IS CHUCK NORRIS ON THE COMPANION LIST!? HOW COULD YOU CHOOSE BATMAN OVER CHUCK NORRIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
While I'm here, I may as well play again.
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11
4
8
88
So, I've got a flamethrower (yeah!), an lolcat, in an open-air stadium against a slow, weak zombie. I like my odds. My lolcat starts telling jokes in the middle of the stadium, the zombie doubles over laughing while I sneak up behind it with my flamethrower and roast it. And if that doesn't work, I just snap random body parts off it 'til something happens.
Modern: GRB Jund BRG RBU Grixis Delver UBR Legacy: W Death & Taxes W GRB Punishing Jund BRG GUR Canadian Threshold RUG Commander: RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
Metal Chair
Trained Falcon
Dark Room with permanantly open doors
Fast, Weak Zombie
I'm pretty much dead. I try to run, but the zombies come at me from all sides. My falcon takes my bloodstained pendant from my corpse, and returns to my friends and family. I rise from the floor to join with the mindless horde.
Wet flipflop as a weapon. that wont do much good
Trained falcon as a companion. not much good either
Submarine, i dont think any zombies could get in honestly, as long as im submerged. plus the falcon is even less usefull in there
Slow weak zombie, even less chance of dieing.
Whilst crouching on top of a garden shed I have my Drunk midget give me all his booze. Once I'm nice and drunk I begin hacking at the fast strong zombies with my lightsaber hoping they're not able to climb on top of the shed.
Armed with a lamp in a crowded Parking lot agaisnt fast but weak zombies, I don't need to worry though since I'm with batman, so one of those cars in the parking lot is the batmobile, and he had time to make a plan.
So here i am in a normal suburban home with bruce lee and a snow globe hiding from slow, strong zombies. I think i have a reasonable chance of survival. I'll throw my snow globe at them and hopefully it will break and throw glass at the zombies, and then i'll run away and Bruce can kill them all.
Shino Tenshi, fresh from the large amounts of assault rifle practice he's had within the few weeks of the zombie apocolyse sits down and lights a cigarette. His trusty and faithful companion, a labrador called Bruce, sits down wimpering for some food. Unfortunately for Shino Tenshi, all he can see with regards to feeding Bruce is the the empty bag that once held a large quantity of dog food. "Sorry boy, there's nothing here. Best we move on to the next house.", mutters Shino Tenshi, while scratching Bruce.
Moving towards the front door, Shino hears Bruce growling towards the direction of the side ranch sliding door. As soon as he turns around, three exceptionally fast and strong zombies stampede through the window, shunting Bruce to the wayside. Shino reflexively fires two bursts into the head and chest area before hearing the dreaded 'click' of his last magazine. Shino rifle-butts the zombie, causeing the zombie to fall to the ground with a caved-in head.
Shino then walks to where the injured and battered Bruce lies, and carries him in his arms. As Shino walks towards the door, he notices the faint sound of dripping following his movements. As Shino opens the door, he notices there is a chunk of flesh missing in his left forearm.
*To Be Continued*
I'd rate my chances as about 40-50 percent. The suburban area is probably to my advantage for munitions, medical equipmment/medicines and rations for both myself and the loyal canine companion, but I think that the overweighted factor is the superhuman zombies I'd have to survive/outlast.
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Alright... well with those rolls I'm pretty sure I'm safe. Beer bottles a tad disappointing but I can just let good ole' Bruce do all the work. They are slow and weak after all. Should be juuuust fine.
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Armed with a chair= somewhat screwed, unless the zombies are from WWE.
With the /b/tard companion I could throw him in front of the zombie horde to save myself for ~5 minutes, possibly longer if, as a zombie, he could annoy the horde as much as he did other people in life.
On the shed roof I could wait for the zombies to get crushed under each other and make a necrotic stairway which I could either use to make my escape or wait for the zombies to come to me.
The fast weak zombies would get crushed easily and quickly ascend the ramp made of themselves, but the metal chair might be somewhat effective.
So I am on the roof of a garden shed armed with a Wet Flip-Flop and my Companion Cube with some of the fastest, strongest undead beings ever to exist...
Well...my flip-flop is useless so i just throw that to the masses and I will more than likely die unless my Weighted Companion Cube leads me to safety fast enough...
Armed with my nothing but an overlarge gameboy, I would feel quite vulnerable, if I weren't accompanied by my trusty companion Batman, who is on steroids. We've both fortified ourselves in my High-School Building with desks, chairs, and textbooks to weather the zombie onslaught. These zombies are fairly dangerous: they're really strong, but they're also incredibly slow. Overall, I feel I have a pretty good chance of surviving as long as I stick close to Batman.
Edit: Hmmm, Good thing I wrote down my original roles. They were: 13, 98, 40, and 72
Edit 2: Woah! Looking back at this thread, there have been multiple people getting my exact same rolls...
A Zillion Thanks to Spiderboy4 from Highlight Studios for my awesome Morrissey Avatar and Signature.
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I come to in a Dark room with permanently open doors with a large gameboy in my hands. My trained falcon is standing next to me with a dead rabbit. I look around to see some Slow, Weak zombies shuffling toward me so I run like crazy out the open doors to (possible) safety.
I might survive assuming I find someone and something a little more useful after my escape.
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
Banner made by: Spiderboy4 :o:o:o
It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
I have a sniper rifle, my good friend Nick (who can hotwire a car), in a crowded parking lot, against a fast but weak zombie. I thnk I could survive. I have extremely good aim and since Nick can hotwire a car we are pretty set to get away from this thing. besides I can move pretty fast too. Get in the car, drive off, blow up some zombie's head and drive off. Sounds good to me.
Thanks to Highlight studios for the sig
While my huge gameboy doesn't do me very much good at all, batman on steroids has to have some use, especially in a high school where traps can be laid and he can catch the zombies off guard. the element of surprise is alway important against those slow but strong zombies, as long as he can move like the night that i know him to be, i should be able to hold out for quite a while.
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I'm dead. I'll burn the fast, weak zombie's eyes out with a huge GameBoy and scratch at various body parts with a trained falcon, but the falcon can't maneuver very well in a hotel. On the other hand, I could just plug a Yu-Gi-Oh! game into the GameBoy and that'd end it all.
Modern:
GRB Jund BRG
RBU Grixis Delver UBR
Legacy:
W Death & Taxes W
GRB Punishing Jund BRG
GUR Canadian Threshold RUG
Commander:
RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
okay, apparently, i have a crowbar, with a dog as a companion, in wal-mart, fighting off a fast, strong, zombie. hmm, sounds a lot like the movie I Am Legend. Definitely would use the crowbar, and would tell my dog to go bit the damn zombie, while i use things in the mart against it (cashier, glass, books, chairs, knives, etc.). Generally around 75% survival (depending, of course, on how things work out.)
Results:
OKAY with the Dice Rolls i Pulled (13/98/40/72)
I'm Armed with: a Huge Game boy, with Pokemon Crystal on it, because i'm totally Cool like that, and a Wicked Teammate Named Bruce Wayne who's Totally on some Odd Drug I've never seen. Seriously.. this Dude is NUTS!
We're Trapped in a High School, with plenty of rooms luckily, i'm not too sure about the windows or if anything's locked. however. I do have the advantages of being in a high school with a Pool. so if my Opponent, a Slow Strong Zombie Cant Swim. Then i am Lucky... however Batman is really annoying. so i use my Game boy to Brain Him. Just because he's all angry and pissy, not what i'm even HALFWAY interested in dealing with, after all i'm on the Menu here.
So i let my Uselessly Hopped Up on Drugs Partner become Mincemeat, which is entirely Useless after he's a reanimated Corpse, neither of which can swim. and once they've hit the bottom of the pool. i can scurry away with my *****in Game of Pokemon and Catch em' All. WOO!
edit: This game tried to Cheat For me... What Gives! "4 rolls on a 100-sided dice: 99 42 19 23 / Total: 183"
As a Bonus, I'm Armed with a Lightsaber, Partnered with a midget Stuck in a Metal Working Factory with a *****inly Deadly and Quick Fast/Strong Zombie.. well... I'm pretty dead. however the Lightsaber. provides me the option to cut the thing up. so. Yeah.. maybe i'm not so dead afterall.
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well 78 is a gravity gun so I have a pretty darn good boom for any zombies that come after me, plus with a 21 on companion I have a trained falcon who I can use as a spotter to help me with targeting and warnings of incoming zombies.
with a 64 location, I'm going to be in a normal suburan home so I should plenty of things to board up the place with, and along with my falcon know if anythings coming. Unfortunately if a zombie does try to get into my home 1 blast from my gravity gun and I'm going to be outdoors so that isn't going to help at all.
And with a 58 on my zombies I got slow strong zombies, so they may be easy to get away from but once they start trying to get into my home I'm going to half to blast holes in it. Probably best for me to hold on on the roof and ran down gravity wells from there, at least that way I won't put too big of a hole in my home.
All in All, I give myself a 80% chance to survive, I'm well armed, have a half decent, suitable place to hold out, a companion who I can use to spot for me, and although my zombies are strong, they are slow so I can outrun them or get distance to shoot them.
While I'm here, I may as well play again.
So, I've got a flamethrower (yeah!), an lolcat, in an open-air stadium against a slow, weak zombie. I like my odds. My lolcat starts telling jokes in the middle of the stadium, the zombie doubles over laughing while I sneak up behind it with my flamethrower and roast it. And if that doesn't work, I just snap random body parts off it 'til something happens.
Modern:
GRB Jund BRG
RBU Grixis Delver UBR
Legacy:
W Death & Taxes W
GRB Punishing Jund BRG
GUR Canadian Threshold RUG
Commander:
RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
Metal Chair
Trained Falcon
Dark Room with permanantly open doors
Fast, Weak Zombie
I'm pretty much dead. I try to run, but the zombies come at me from all sides. My falcon takes my bloodstained pendant from my corpse, and returns to my friends and family. I rise from the floor to join with the mindless horde.
Wet flipflop as a weapon. that wont do much good
Trained falcon as a companion. not much good either
Submarine, i dont think any zombies could get in honestly, as long as im submerged. plus the falcon is even less usefull in there
Slow weak zombie, even less chance of dieing.
i think i survive, only because of the submarine
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Whilst crouching on top of a garden shed I have my Drunk midget give me all his booze. Once I'm nice and drunk I begin hacking at the fast strong zombies with my lightsaber hoping they're not able to climb on top of the shed.
I'd probably die but hey I'm drunk so who cares!
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
Banner made by: Spiderboy4 :o:o:o
It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
Armed with a lamp in a crowded Parking lot agaisnt fast but weak zombies, I don't need to worry though since I'm with batman, so one of those cars in the parking lot is the batmobile, and he had time to make a plan.
So here i am in a normal suburban home with bruce lee and a snow globe hiding from slow, strong zombies. I think i have a reasonable chance of survival. I'll throw my snow globe at them and hopefully it will break and throw glass at the zombies, and then i'll run away and Bruce can kill them all.
Rolls: 74/61/64/6
Moving towards the front door, Shino hears Bruce growling towards the direction of the side ranch sliding door. As soon as he turns around, three exceptionally fast and strong zombies stampede through the window, shunting Bruce to the wayside. Shino reflexively fires two bursts into the head and chest area before hearing the dreaded 'click' of his last magazine. Shino rifle-butts the zombie, causeing the zombie to fall to the ground with a caved-in head.
Shino then walks to where the injured and battered Bruce lies, and carries him in his arms. As Shino walks towards the door, he notices the faint sound of dripping following his movements. As Shino opens the door, he notices there is a chunk of flesh missing in his left forearm.
*To Be Continued*
I'd rate my chances as about 40-50 percent. The suburban area is probably to my advantage for munitions, medical equipmment/medicines and rations for both myself and the loyal canine companion, but I think that the overweighted factor is the superhuman zombies I'd have to survive/outlast.
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light saber+bruce lee+barricaded liquor store+ fast,strong zombie, this is gonna be a fun time.
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Kay, those rolls are epic.
I have a lead pipe, Batman on steriods, I'm in a submarine and i have slow weak zombies.
I think i'm alive.
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Alright... well with those rolls I'm pretty sure I'm safe. Beer bottles a tad disappointing but I can just let good ole' Bruce do all the work. They are slow and weak after all. Should be juuuust fine.
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Alright, so a stun baton, falcon, hotel, and slow, strong zombies.
...........................wow.
DOOMED!
Well, I've a gotten an empty beer bottle, a /b/tard and the state prison against a slow weak zombie.
I think I'm set. As long as the /b/tard doesn't realize I'm using him as bait, its all good.
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Armed with a chair= somewhat screwed, unless the zombies are from WWE.
With the /b/tard companion I could throw him in front of the zombie horde to save myself for ~5 minutes, possibly longer if, as a zombie, he could annoy the horde as much as he did other people in life.
On the shed roof I could wait for the zombies to get crushed under each other and make a necrotic stairway which I could either use to make my escape or wait for the zombies to come to me.
The fast weak zombies would get crushed easily and quickly ascend the ramp made of themselves, but the metal chair might be somewhat effective.
So I am on the roof of a garden shed armed with a Wet Flip-Flop and my Companion Cube with some of the fastest, strongest undead beings ever to exist...
Well...my flip-flop is useless so i just throw that to the masses and I will more than likely die unless my Weighted Companion Cube leads me to safety fast enough...
Legacy/Vintage: Sneak Attack!, Reanimator, SuiBlack, Painter's Grindstone
Standard:Mono-Black midrange, BW Vamp-Blade
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