Lawrence WW
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor
0/1
0: Target. (This activated ability selects a target. The target is targetted by the ability when the activated ability is used. When the activated ability resolves, the target is no longer a target of this ability. This ability may target any legal target. Targets with protection from white are not legal targets, unless Lawrence is no longer white. Targets with shroud are not legal targets. Targets that cannot be the target of abilities played by the controller of this card are not legal targets. Targets with haste are legal targets. Targets with protection from advisor are not legal targets so long as Lawrence is an advisor. Targets with protection from humans are not legal targets so long as Lawrence is a human. Horo may or may not be a legal target, depending on whether or not she has an ability preventing her from becoming a target. The target must be chosen when the ability is used. If the target leaves play before the ability resolves, the ability is countered. Phases, turns, players and cards in other games, actions, damage and anything other than a card, token, permanent, player or ability are not legal targets. This ability passes priority to another player when used. Using this ability more than a particular number of times, as per the description of the judge or rules adviser proceeding over this game, is against DCI protocol as per the rules involving creating an infinite loop with a "May" ability. If you do not have a choice regarding the activation of this ability, and neither player may stop this ability from activating without end, the game ends in a draw.)
Lawrence WW
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor
0/1
0: Target. (This activated ability selects a target. The target is targetted by the ability when the activated ability is used. When the activated ability resolves, the target is no longer a target of this ability. This ability may target any legal target. Targets with protection from white are not legal targets, unless Lawrence is no longer white. Targets with shroud are not legal targets. Targets that cannot be the target of abilities played by the controller of this card are not legal targets. Targets with haste are legal targets. Targets with protection from advisor are not legal targets so long as Lawrence is an advisor. Targets with protection from humans are not legal targets so long as Lawrence is a human. Horo may or may not be a legal target, depending on whether or not she has an ability preventing her from becoming a target. The target must be chosen when the ability is used. If the target leaves play before the ability resolves, the ability is countered. Phases, turns, players and cards in other games, actions, damage and anything other than a card, token, permanent, player or ability are not legal targets. This ability passes priority to another player when used. Using this ability more than a particular number of times, as per the description of the judge or rules adviser proceeding over this game, is against DCI protocol as per the rules involving creating an infinite loop with a "May" ability. If you do not have a choice regarding the activation of this ability, and neither player may stop this ability from activating without end, the game ends in a draw. A draw is defined as a game where neither player wins and neither player loses. What happens is it is treated as a win/loss for each player, which is pretty complicated. It is like an indefinite game, a sort of blank for both players. If this is the third game of the match and you have already won one and lost one, which you obviously have if it's Game 3, go on to Game 4. Yeah. Game 4. That's what I said. It may be beyond the comprehension of your tiny little brain, but it does happen. If Game 4 results in a draw, go to Game 5. If Game 5 results in a draw, go to Game 6. If Game 6 results in a draw, go to Game 7. If Game 7 results in a draw, go to Game 8. If Game 8 results in a draw, play rock-paper-scissors to see who wins. If you think your opponent cheated, call a judge. Cheating defined as breaking the rules of the game. Judges can help. If the judge refuses to come over, call Home Hardware and start to beat your opponent up. You should call Home Hardware because: You can do it, we can help. If you still don't understand, go back to playing Yu-Gi-Oh! cards)
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Modern: GRB Jund BRG RBU Grixis Delver UBR Legacy: W Death & Taxes W GRB Punishing Jund BRG GUR Canadian Threshold RUG Commander: RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
Lawrence :symw::symw:
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor
0/1
0: Target. (This activated ability selects a target. The target is targetted by the ability when the activated ability is used. When the activated ability resolves, the target is no longer a target of this ability. This ability may target any legal target. Targets with protection from white are not legal targets, unless Lawrence is no longer white. Targets with shroud are not legal targets. Targets that cannot be the target of abilities played by the controller of this card are not legal targets. Targets with haste are legal targets. Targets with protection from advisor are not legal targets so long as Lawrence is an advisor. Targets with protection from humans are not legal targets so long as Lawrence is a human. Horo may or may not be a legal target, depending on whether or not she has an ability preventing her from becoming a target. The target must be chosen when the ability is used. If the target leaves play before the ability resolves, the ability is countered. Phases, turns, players and cards in other games, actions, damage and anything other than a card, token, permanent, player or ability are not legal targets. This ability passes priority to another player when used. Using this ability more than a particular number of times, as per the description of the judge or rules adviser proceeding over this game, is against DCI protocol as per the rules involving creating an infinite loop with a "May" ability. If you do not have a choice regarding the activation of this ability, and neither player may stop this ability from activating without end, the game ends in a draw.A draw is defined as a game where neither player wins and neither player loses. What happens is it is treated as a win/loss for each player, which is pretty complicated. It is like an indefinite game, a sort of blank for both players. If this is the third game of the match and you have already won one and lost one, which you obviously have if it's Game 3, go on to Game 4. Yeah. Game 4. That's what I said. It may be beyond the comprehension of your tiny little brain, but it does happen. If Game 4 results in a draw, go to Game 5. If Game 5 results in a draw, go to Game 6. If Game 6 results in a draw, go to Game 7. If Game 7 results in a draw, go to Game 8. If Game 8 results in a draw, play rock-paper-scissors to see who wins. If you think your opponent cheated, call a judge. Cheating defined as breaking the rules of the game. Judges can help. If the judge refuses to come over, call Home Hardware and start to beat your opponent up. You should call Home Hardware because: You can do it, we can help. If you still don't understand, go back to playing Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. Yu-Gi-Oh! is no longer considered as part of the match that you were playing at the time this ability resolves, if you were to play Yu-Gi-Oh! you may play lawrence anytime from anywhere without paying its mana cost, This will cause the Yu-Gi-Oh! player to go WTF! this doesnt have the same stats as my normal cards?, don´t panic, "WTF! doesnt have the same stats as my normal cards?" is a static ability that basically counters everything in the stack, if a game doesnt have stack, when lawrence comes into play you create one and everything that comes into play or the battlefield or the battlezone or the bench or the trap area or the magic area or the monster area or the price zone its considered to be on the stack for about 2 minutes.)
Lawrence WW
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor
0/1
0: Target. (This activated ability selects a target. The target is targetted by the ability when the activated ability is used. When the activated ability resolves, the target is no longer a target of this ability. This ability may target any legal target. Targets with protection from white are not legal targets, unless Lawrence is no longer white. Targets with shroud are not legal targets. Targets that cannot be the target of abilities played by the controller of this card are not legal targets. Targets with haste are legal targets. Targets with protection from advisor are not legal targets so long as Lawrence is an advisor. Targets with protection from humans are not legal targets so long as Lawrence is a human. Horo may or may not be a legal target, depending on whether or not she has an ability preventing her from becoming a target. The target must be chosen when the ability is used. If the target leaves play before the ability resolves, the ability is countered. Phases, turns, players and cards in other games, actions, damage and anything other than a card, token, permanent, player or ability are not legal targets. This ability passes priority to another player when used. Using this ability more than a particular number of times, as per the description of the judge or rules adviser proceeding over this game, is against DCI protocol as per the rules involving creating an infinite loop with a "May" ability. If you do not have a choice regarding the activation of this ability, and neither player may stop this ability from activating without end, the game ends in a draw.A draw is defined as a game where neither player wins and neither player loses. What happens is it is treated as a win/loss for each player, which is pretty complicated. It is like an indefinite game, a sort of blank for both players. If this is the third game of the match and you have already won one and lost one, which you obviously have if it's Game 3, go on to Game 4. Yeah. Game 4. That's what I said. It may be beyond the comprehension of your tiny little brain, but it does happen. If Game 4 results in a draw, go to Game 5. If Game 5 results in a draw, go to Game 6. If Game 6 results in a draw, go to Game 7. If Game 7 results in a draw, go to Game 8. If Game 8 results in a draw, play rock-paper-scissors to see who wins. If you think your opponent cheated, call a judge. Cheating defined as breaking the rules of the game. Judges can help. If the judge refuses to come over, call Home Hardware and start to beat your opponent up. You should call Home Hardware because: You can do it, we can help. If you still don't understand, go back to playing Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. Yu-Gi-Oh! is no longer considered as part of the match that you were playing at the time this ability resolves, if you were to play Yu-Gi-Oh! you may play lawrence anytime from anywhere without paying its mana cost, This will cause the Yu-Gi-Oh! player to go WTF! this doesnt have the same stats as my normal cards?, don´t panic, "WTF! doesnt have the same stats as my normal cards?" is a static ability that basically counters everything in the stack, if a game doesnt have stack, when lawrence comes into play you create one and everything that comes into play or the battlefield or the battlezone or the bench or the trap area or the magic area or the monster area or the price zone its considered to be on the stack for about 2 minutes. 2 minutes is relative, and might be experienced as longer and/or shorter than any other given amount of time. Countering, altering, changing the target of or otherwise interfering with this ability may cause longer periods of being on the stack. This includes if you have to use a restroom or want to dare a person to read this text. Killing or otherwise hindering the progress of the reader is prohibited by law, and causes your feet to implode at the sheer weight of your insolence, insolent fool who is insolent in case you insolently insult in an insolent way the insolent reader. A penalty is also a possible outcome of hindering the reading of this card, and may result in prolonging the reading, seeing as a person would have to either start over again or become interrupted. If a person does neither, congratulate them and buy them a drink without poisoning it.)
Lawrence ww
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor
0/1
0: Target. (This activated ability selects a target. The target is targetted by the ability when the activated ability is used. When the activated ability resolves, the target is no longer a target of this ability. This ability may target any legal target. Targets with protection from white are not legal targets, unless Lawrence is no longer white. Targets with shroud are not legal targets. Targets that cannot be the target of abilities played by the controller of this card are not legal targets. Targets with haste are legal targets. Targets with protection from advisor are not legal targets so long as Lawrence is an advisor. Targets with protection from humans are not legal targets so long as Lawrence is a human. Horo may or may not be a legal target, depending on whether or not she has an ability preventing her from becoming a target. The target must be chosen when the ability is used. If the target leaves play before the ability resolves, the ability is countered. Phases, turns, players and cards in other games, actions, damage and anything other than a card, token, permanent, player or ability are not legal targets. This ability passes priority to another player when used. Using this ability more than a particular number of times, as per the description of the judge or rules adviser proceeding over this game, is against DCI protocol as per the rules involving creating an infinite loop with a "May" ability. If you do not have a choice regarding the activation of this ability, and neither player may stop this ability from activating without end, the game ends in a draw.A draw is defined as a game where neither player wins and neither player loses. What happens is it is treated as a win/loss for each player, which is pretty complicated. It is like an indefinite game, a sort of blank for both players. If this is the third game of the match and you have already won one and lost one, which you obviously have if it's Game 3, go on to Game 4. Yeah. Game 4. That's what I said. It may be beyond the comprehension of your tiny little brain, but it does happen. If Game 4 results in a draw, go to Game 5. If Game 5 results in a draw, go to Game 6. If Game 6 results in a draw, go to Game 7. If Game 7 results in a draw, go to Game 8. If Game 8 results in a draw, play rock-paper-scissors to see who wins. If you think your opponent cheated, call a judge. Cheating defined as breaking the rules of the game. Judges can help. If the judge refuses to come over, call Home Hardware and start to beat your opponent up. You should call Home Hardware because: You can do it, we can help. If you still don't understand, go back to playing Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. Yu-Gi-Oh! is no longer considered as part of the match that you were playing at the time this ability resolves, if you were to play Yu-Gi-Oh! you may play lawrence anytime from anywhere without paying its mana cost, This will cause the Yu-Gi-Oh! player to go WTF! this doesnt have the same stats as my normal cards?, don´t panic, "WTF! doesnt have the same stats as my normal cards?" is a static ability that basically counters everything in the stack, if a game doesnt have stack, when lawrence comes into play you create one and everything that comes into play or the battlefield or the battlezone or the bench or the trap area or the magic area or the monster area or the price zone its considered to be on the stack for about 2 minutes. 2 minutes is relative, and might be experienced as longer and/or shorter than any other given amount of time. Countering, altering, changing the target of or otherwise interfering with this ability may cause longer periods of being on the stack. This includes if you have to use a restroom or want to dare a person to read this text. Killing or otherwise hindering the progress of the reader is prohibited by law, and causes your feet to implode at the sheer weight of your insolence, insolent fool who is insolent in case you insolently insult in an insolent way the insolent reader. A penalty is also a possible outcome of hindering the reading of this card, and may result in prolonging the reading, seeing as a person would have to either start over again or become interrupted. If a person does neither, congratulate them and buy them a drink without poisoning it. If the player reading this card either dies, gets drunk,retires, eats horse ****, gets addicted to dog dewormer pills, or gets DQ'd the closest non-vampire judge within 10,000 miles has the authority to either un DQ that player, go eat at mcdonalds, or go bye a llama.)
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Lawrence WW
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor 0: Target. (This activated ability selects a target. The target is targetted by the ability when the activated ability is used. When the activated ability resolves, the target is no longer a target of this ability. This ability may target any legal target. Targets with protection from white are not legal targets, unless Lawrence is no longer white. Targets with shroud are not legal targets. Targets that cannot be the target of abilities played by the controller of this card are not legal targets. Targets with haste are legal targets. Targets with protection from advisor are not legal targets so long as Lawrence is an advisor. Targets with protection from humans are not legal targets so long as Lawrence is a human. Horo may or may not be a legal target, depending on whether or not she has an ability preventing her from becoming a target. The target must be chosen when the ability is used. If the target leaves play before the ability resolves, the ability is countered. Phases, turns, players and cards in other games, actions, damage and anything other than a card, token, permanent, player or ability are not legal targets. This ability passes priority to another player when used. Using this ability more than a particular number of times, as per the description of the judge or rules adviser proceeding over this game, is against DCI protocol as per the rules involving creating an infinite loop with a "May" ability. If you do not have a choice regarding the activation of this ability, and neither player may stop this ability from activating without end, the game ends in a draw.A draw is defined as a game where neither player wins and neither player loses. What happens is it is treated as a win/loss for each player, which is pretty complicated. It is like an indefinite game, a sort of blank for both players. If this is the third game of the match and you have already won one and lost one, which you obviously have if it's Game 3, go on to Game 4. Yeah. Game 4. That's what I said. It may be beyond the comprehension of your tiny little brain, but it does happen. If Game 4 results in a draw, go to Game 5. If Game 5 results in a draw, go to Game 6. If Game 6 results in a draw, go to Game 7. If Game 7 results in a draw, go to Game 8. If Game 8 results in a draw, play rock-paper-scissors to see who wins. If you think your opponent cheated, call a judge. Cheating defined as breaking the rules of the game. Judges can help. If the judge refuses to come over, call Home Hardware and start to beat your opponent up. You should call Home Hardware because: You can do it, we can help. If you still don't understand, go back to playing Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. Yu-Gi-Oh! is no longer considered as part of the match that you were playing at the time this ability resolves, if you were to play Yu-Gi-Oh! you may play lawrence anytime from anywhere without paying its mana cost, This will cause the Yu-Gi-Oh! player to go WTF! this doesnt have the same stats as my normal cards?, don´t panic, "WTF! doesnt have the same stats as my normal cards?" is a static ability that basically counters everything in the stack, if a game doesnt have stack, when lawrence comes into play you create one and everything that comes into play or the battlefield or the battlezone or the bench or the trap area or the magic area or the monster area or the price zone its considered to be on the stack for about 2 minutes. 2 minutes is relative, and might be experienced as longer and/or shorter than any other given amount of time. Countering, altering, changing the target of or otherwise interfering with this ability may cause longer periods of being on the stack. This includes if you have to use a restroom or want to dare a person to read this text. Killing or otherwise hindering the progress of the reader is prohibited by law, and causes your feet to implode at the sheer weight of your insolence, insolent fool who is insolent in case you insolently insult in an insolent way the insolent reader. A penalty is also a possible outcome of hindering the reading of this card, and may result in prolonging the reading, seeing as a person would have to either start over again or become interrupted. If a person does neither, congratulate them and buy them a drink without poisoning it. If the player reading this card either dies, gets drunk,retires, eats horse ****, gets addicted to dog dewormer pills, or gets DQ'd the closest non-vampire judge within 10,000 miles has the authority to either un DQ that player, go eat at mcdonalds, or go bye a llama. For more information, contact our customer help line at 1-800-379-462-0948-7654-7893-6835-289540-58385-5837, or e-mail us at [EMAIL="thedciwhoisaffiliatedwithwizardsofthecoastandourrelatedrulingscentre@crazydonkeypeople.com"]thedciwhoisaffiliatedwithwizardsofthecoastandourrelatedrulingscentre@crazydonkeypeople.com[/EMAIL]. If you can no longer read this text, check the Oracle text on this card. Hand this coupon to your local bartender for half off any glass of cat piss.)
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DCI Level 2 Judge
Modern: GRB Jund BRG RBU Grixis Delver UBR Legacy: W Death & Taxes W GRB Punishing Jund BRG GUR Canadian Threshold RUG Commander: RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
Lawrence :symw::symw:
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor
:0mana:: Target. (This activated ability selects a target. The target is targetted by the ability when the activated ability is used. When the activated ability resolves, the target is no longer a target of this ability. This ability may target any legal target. Targets with protection from white are not legal targets, unless Lawrence is no longer white. Targets with shroud are not legal targets. Targets that cannot be the target of abilities played by the controller of this card are not legal targets. Targets with haste are legal targets. Targets with protection from advisor are not legal targets so long as Lawrence is an advisor. Targets with protection from humans are not legal targets so long as Lawrence is a human. Horo may or may not be a legal target, depending on whether or not she has an ability preventing her from becoming a target. The target must be chosen when the ability is used. If the target leaves play before the ability resolves, the ability is countered. Phases, turns, players and cards in other games, actions, damage and anything other than a card, token, permanent, player or ability are not legal targets. This ability passes priority to another player when used. Using this ability more than a particular number of times, as per the description of the judge or rules adviser proceeding over this game, is against DCI protocol as per the rules involving creating an infinite loop with a "May" ability. If you do not have a choice regarding the activation of this ability, and neither player may stop this ability from activating without end, the game ends in a draw.A draw is defined as a game where neither player wins and neither player loses. What happens is it is treated as a win/loss for each player, which is pretty complicated. It is like an indefinite game, a sort of blank for both players. If this is the third game of the match and you have already won one and lost one, which you obviously have if it's Game 3, go on to Game 4. Yeah. Game 4. That's what I said. It may be beyond the comprehension of your tiny little brain, but it does happen. If Game 4 results in a draw, go to Game 5. If Game 5 results in a draw, go to Game 6. If Game 6 results in a draw, go to Game 7. If Game 7 results in a draw, go to Game 8. If Game 8 results in a draw, play rock-paper-scissors to see who wins. If you think your opponent cheated, call a judge. Cheating defined as breaking the rules of the game. Judges can help. If the judge refuses to come over, call Home Hardware and start to beat your opponent up. You should call Home Hardware because: You can do it, we can help. If you still don't understand, go back to playing Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. Yu-Gi-Oh! is no longer considered as part of the match that you were playing at the time this ability resolves, if you were to play Yu-Gi-Oh! you may play lawrence anytime from anywhere without paying its mana cost, This will cause the Yu-Gi-Oh! player to go WTF! this doesnt have the same stats as my normal cards?, don´t panic, "WTF! doesnt have the same stats as my normal cards?" is a static ability that basically counters everything in the stack, if a game doesnt have stack, when lawrence comes into play you create one and everything that comes into play or the battlefield or the battlezone or the bench or the trap area or the magic area or the monster area or the price zone its considered to be on the stack for about 2 minutes. 2 minutes is relative, and might be experienced as longer and/or shorter than any other given amount of time. Countering, altering, changing the target of or otherwise interfering with this ability may cause longer periods of being on the stack. This includes if you have to use a restroom or want to dare a person to read this text. Killing or otherwise hindering the progress of the reader is prohibited by law, and causes your feet to implode at the sheer weight of your insolence, insolent fool who is insolent in case you insolently insult in an insolent way the insolent reader. A penalty is also a possible outcome of hindering the reading of this card, and may result in prolonging the reading, seeing as a person would have to either start over again or become interrupted. If a person does neither, congratulate them and buy them a drink without poisoning it. If the player reading this card either dies, gets drunk,retires, eats horse ****, gets addicted to dog dewormer pills, or gets DQ'd the closest non-vampire judge within 10,000 miles has the authority to either un DQ that player, go eat at mcdonalds, or go bye a llama. For more information, contact our customer help line at 1-800-379-462-0948-7654-7893-6835-289540-58385-5837, or e-mail us at thedciwhoisaffiliatedwithwizardsofth...nkeypeople.com. If you can no longer read this text, check the Oracle text on this card. Hand this coupon to your local bartender for half off any glass of cat piss. Wizards of the Coast is not responsible for suicidal behavior, stupidity, fatal mutations, explosive turds, imploding turds, death, or spending $400 on 8 tiny pieces of cardboard. If any of the above happen to you, email us to get a free deck with a holo promo card.)
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Legendary Creature - Human Advisor
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0: Target. (This activated ability selects a target. The target is targetted by the ability when the activated ability is used. When the activated ability resolves, the target is no longer a target of this ability. This ability may target any legal target. Targets with protection from white are not legal targets, unless Lawrence is no longer white. Targets with shroud are not legal targets. Targets that cannot be the target of abilities played by the controller of this card are not legal targets. Targets with haste are legal targets. Targets with protection from advisor are not legal targets so long as Lawrence is an advisor. Targets with protection from humans are not legal targets so long as Lawrence is a human. Horo may or may not be a legal target, depending on whether or not she has an ability preventing her from becoming a target. The target must be chosen when the ability is used. If the target leaves play before the ability resolves, the ability is countered. Phases, turns, players and cards in other games, actions, damage and anything other than a card, token, permanent, player or ability are not legal targets. This ability passes priority to another player when used. Using this ability more than a particular number of times, as per the description of the judge or rules adviser proceeding over this game, is against DCI protocol as per the rules involving creating an infinite loop with a "May" ability. If you do not have a choice regarding the activation of this ability, and neither player may stop this ability from activating without end, the game ends in a draw.)
Lets see how big we can make his reminder text.
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My mind numbing DC-10 stack!
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor
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0: Target. (This activated ability selects a target. The target is targetted by the ability when the activated ability is used. When the activated ability resolves, the target is no longer a target of this ability. This ability may target any legal target. Targets with protection from white are not legal targets, unless Lawrence is no longer white. Targets with shroud are not legal targets. Targets that cannot be the target of abilities played by the controller of this card are not legal targets. Targets with haste are legal targets. Targets with protection from advisor are not legal targets so long as Lawrence is an advisor. Targets with protection from humans are not legal targets so long as Lawrence is a human. Horo may or may not be a legal target, depending on whether or not she has an ability preventing her from becoming a target. The target must be chosen when the ability is used. If the target leaves play before the ability resolves, the ability is countered. Phases, turns, players and cards in other games, actions, damage and anything other than a card, token, permanent, player or ability are not legal targets. This ability passes priority to another player when used. Using this ability more than a particular number of times, as per the description of the judge or rules adviser proceeding over this game, is against DCI protocol as per the rules involving creating an infinite loop with a "May" ability. If you do not have a choice regarding the activation of this ability, and neither player may stop this ability from activating without end, the game ends in a draw. A draw is defined as a game where neither player wins and neither player loses. What happens is it is treated as a win/loss for each player, which is pretty complicated. It is like an indefinite game, a sort of blank for both players. If this is the third game of the match and you have already won one and lost one, which you obviously have if it's Game 3, go on to Game 4. Yeah. Game 4. That's what I said. It may be beyond the comprehension of your tiny little brain, but it does happen. If Game 4 results in a draw, go to Game 5. If Game 5 results in a draw, go to Game 6. If Game 6 results in a draw, go to Game 7. If Game 7 results in a draw, go to Game 8. If Game 8 results in a draw, play rock-paper-scissors to see who wins. If you think your opponent cheated, call a judge. Cheating defined as breaking the rules of the game. Judges can help. If the judge refuses to come over, call Home Hardware and start to beat your opponent up. You should call Home Hardware because: You can do it, we can help. If you still don't understand, go back to playing Yu-Gi-Oh! cards)
I added the bold.
Modern:
GRB Jund BRG
RBU Grixis Delver UBR
Legacy:
W Death & Taxes W
GRB Punishing Jund BRG
GUR Canadian Threshold RUG
Commander:
RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor
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0: Target. (This activated ability selects a target. The target is targetted by the ability when the activated ability is used. When the activated ability resolves, the target is no longer a target of this ability. This ability may target any legal target. Targets with protection from white are not legal targets, unless Lawrence is no longer white. Targets with shroud are not legal targets. Targets that cannot be the target of abilities played by the controller of this card are not legal targets. Targets with haste are legal targets. Targets with protection from advisor are not legal targets so long as Lawrence is an advisor. Targets with protection from humans are not legal targets so long as Lawrence is a human. Horo may or may not be a legal target, depending on whether or not she has an ability preventing her from becoming a target. The target must be chosen when the ability is used. If the target leaves play before the ability resolves, the ability is countered. Phases, turns, players and cards in other games, actions, damage and anything other than a card, token, permanent, player or ability are not legal targets. This ability passes priority to another player when used. Using this ability more than a particular number of times, as per the description of the judge or rules adviser proceeding over this game, is against DCI protocol as per the rules involving creating an infinite loop with a "May" ability. If you do not have a choice regarding the activation of this ability, and neither player may stop this ability from activating without end, the game ends in a draw.A draw is defined as a game where neither player wins and neither player loses. What happens is it is treated as a win/loss for each player, which is pretty complicated. It is like an indefinite game, a sort of blank for both players. If this is the third game of the match and you have already won one and lost one, which you obviously have if it's Game 3, go on to Game 4. Yeah. Game 4. That's what I said. It may be beyond the comprehension of your tiny little brain, but it does happen. If Game 4 results in a draw, go to Game 5. If Game 5 results in a draw, go to Game 6. If Game 6 results in a draw, go to Game 7. If Game 7 results in a draw, go to Game 8. If Game 8 results in a draw, play rock-paper-scissors to see who wins. If you think your opponent cheated, call a judge. Cheating defined as breaking the rules of the game. Judges can help. If the judge refuses to come over, call Home Hardware and start to beat your opponent up. You should call Home Hardware because: You can do it, we can help. If you still don't understand, go back to playing Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. Yu-Gi-Oh! is no longer considered as part of the match that you were playing at the time this ability resolves, if you were to play Yu-Gi-Oh! you may play lawrence anytime from anywhere without paying its mana cost, This will cause the Yu-Gi-Oh! player to go WTF! this doesnt have the same stats as my normal cards?, don´t panic, "WTF! doesnt have the same stats as my normal cards?" is a static ability that basically counters everything in the stack, if a game doesnt have stack, when lawrence comes into play you create one and everything that comes into play or the battlefield or the battlezone or the bench or the trap area or the magic area or the monster area or the price zone its considered to be on the stack for about 2 minutes.)
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Legendary Creature - Human Advisor
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0: Target. (This activated ability selects a target. The target is targetted by the ability when the activated ability is used. When the activated ability resolves, the target is no longer a target of this ability. This ability may target any legal target. Targets with protection from white are not legal targets, unless Lawrence is no longer white. Targets with shroud are not legal targets. Targets that cannot be the target of abilities played by the controller of this card are not legal targets. Targets with haste are legal targets. Targets with protection from advisor are not legal targets so long as Lawrence is an advisor. Targets with protection from humans are not legal targets so long as Lawrence is a human. Horo may or may not be a legal target, depending on whether or not she has an ability preventing her from becoming a target. The target must be chosen when the ability is used. If the target leaves play before the ability resolves, the ability is countered. Phases, turns, players and cards in other games, actions, damage and anything other than a card, token, permanent, player or ability are not legal targets. This ability passes priority to another player when used. Using this ability more than a particular number of times, as per the description of the judge or rules adviser proceeding over this game, is against DCI protocol as per the rules involving creating an infinite loop with a "May" ability. If you do not have a choice regarding the activation of this ability, and neither player may stop this ability from activating without end, the game ends in a draw.A draw is defined as a game where neither player wins and neither player loses. What happens is it is treated as a win/loss for each player, which is pretty complicated. It is like an indefinite game, a sort of blank for both players. If this is the third game of the match and you have already won one and lost one, which you obviously have if it's Game 3, go on to Game 4. Yeah. Game 4. That's what I said. It may be beyond the comprehension of your tiny little brain, but it does happen. If Game 4 results in a draw, go to Game 5. If Game 5 results in a draw, go to Game 6. If Game 6 results in a draw, go to Game 7. If Game 7 results in a draw, go to Game 8. If Game 8 results in a draw, play rock-paper-scissors to see who wins. If you think your opponent cheated, call a judge. Cheating defined as breaking the rules of the game. Judges can help. If the judge refuses to come over, call Home Hardware and start to beat your opponent up. You should call Home Hardware because: You can do it, we can help. If you still don't understand, go back to playing Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. Yu-Gi-Oh! is no longer considered as part of the match that you were playing at the time this ability resolves, if you were to play Yu-Gi-Oh! you may play lawrence anytime from anywhere without paying its mana cost, This will cause the Yu-Gi-Oh! player to go WTF! this doesnt have the same stats as my normal cards?, don´t panic, "WTF! doesnt have the same stats as my normal cards?" is a static ability that basically counters everything in the stack, if a game doesnt have stack, when lawrence comes into play you create one and everything that comes into play or the battlefield or the battlezone or the bench or the trap area or the magic area or the monster area or the price zone its considered to be on the stack for about 2 minutes. 2 minutes is relative, and might be experienced as longer and/or shorter than any other given amount of time. Countering, altering, changing the target of or otherwise interfering with this ability may cause longer periods of being on the stack. This includes if you have to use a restroom or want to dare a person to read this text. Killing or otherwise hindering the progress of the reader is prohibited by law, and causes your feet to implode at the sheer weight of your insolence, insolent fool who is insolent in case you insolently insult in an insolent way the insolent reader. A penalty is also a possible outcome of hindering the reading of this card, and may result in prolonging the reading, seeing as a person would have to either start over again or become interrupted. If a person does neither, congratulate them and buy them a drink without poisoning it.)
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor
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0: Target. (This activated ability selects a target. The target is targetted by the ability when the activated ability is used. When the activated ability resolves, the target is no longer a target of this ability. This ability may target any legal target. Targets with protection from white are not legal targets, unless Lawrence is no longer white. Targets with shroud are not legal targets. Targets that cannot be the target of abilities played by the controller of this card are not legal targets. Targets with haste are legal targets. Targets with protection from advisor are not legal targets so long as Lawrence is an advisor. Targets with protection from humans are not legal targets so long as Lawrence is a human. Horo may or may not be a legal target, depending on whether or not she has an ability preventing her from becoming a target. The target must be chosen when the ability is used. If the target leaves play before the ability resolves, the ability is countered. Phases, turns, players and cards in other games, actions, damage and anything other than a card, token, permanent, player or ability are not legal targets. This ability passes priority to another player when used. Using this ability more than a particular number of times, as per the description of the judge or rules adviser proceeding over this game, is against DCI protocol as per the rules involving creating an infinite loop with a "May" ability. If you do not have a choice regarding the activation of this ability, and neither player may stop this ability from activating without end, the game ends in a draw.A draw is defined as a game where neither player wins and neither player loses. What happens is it is treated as a win/loss for each player, which is pretty complicated. It is like an indefinite game, a sort of blank for both players. If this is the third game of the match and you have already won one and lost one, which you obviously have if it's Game 3, go on to Game 4. Yeah. Game 4. That's what I said. It may be beyond the comprehension of your tiny little brain, but it does happen. If Game 4 results in a draw, go to Game 5. If Game 5 results in a draw, go to Game 6. If Game 6 results in a draw, go to Game 7. If Game 7 results in a draw, go to Game 8. If Game 8 results in a draw, play rock-paper-scissors to see who wins. If you think your opponent cheated, call a judge. Cheating defined as breaking the rules of the game. Judges can help. If the judge refuses to come over, call Home Hardware and start to beat your opponent up. You should call Home Hardware because: You can do it, we can help. If you still don't understand, go back to playing Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. Yu-Gi-Oh! is no longer considered as part of the match that you were playing at the time this ability resolves, if you were to play Yu-Gi-Oh! you may play lawrence anytime from anywhere without paying its mana cost, This will cause the Yu-Gi-Oh! player to go WTF! this doesnt have the same stats as my normal cards?, don´t panic, "WTF! doesnt have the same stats as my normal cards?" is a static ability that basically counters everything in the stack, if a game doesnt have stack, when lawrence comes into play you create one and everything that comes into play or the battlefield or the battlezone or the bench or the trap area or the magic area or the monster area or the price zone its considered to be on the stack for about 2 minutes. 2 minutes is relative, and might be experienced as longer and/or shorter than any other given amount of time. Countering, altering, changing the target of or otherwise interfering with this ability may cause longer periods of being on the stack. This includes if you have to use a restroom or want to dare a person to read this text. Killing or otherwise hindering the progress of the reader is prohibited by law, and causes your feet to implode at the sheer weight of your insolence, insolent fool who is insolent in case you insolently insult in an insolent way the insolent reader. A penalty is also a possible outcome of hindering the reading of this card, and may result in prolonging the reading, seeing as a person would have to either start over again or become interrupted. If a person does neither, congratulate them and buy them a drink without poisoning it. If the player reading this card either dies, gets drunk,retires, eats horse ****, gets addicted to dog dewormer pills, or gets DQ'd the closest non-vampire judge within 10,000 miles has the authority to either un DQ that player, go eat at mcdonalds, or go bye a llama.)
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Legendary Creature - Human Advisor
0: Target. (This activated ability selects a target. The target is targetted by the ability when the activated ability is used. When the activated ability resolves, the target is no longer a target of this ability. This ability may target any legal target. Targets with protection from white are not legal targets, unless Lawrence is no longer white. Targets with shroud are not legal targets. Targets that cannot be the target of abilities played by the controller of this card are not legal targets. Targets with haste are legal targets. Targets with protection from advisor are not legal targets so long as Lawrence is an advisor. Targets with protection from humans are not legal targets so long as Lawrence is a human. Horo may or may not be a legal target, depending on whether or not she has an ability preventing her from becoming a target. The target must be chosen when the ability is used. If the target leaves play before the ability resolves, the ability is countered. Phases, turns, players and cards in other games, actions, damage and anything other than a card, token, permanent, player or ability are not legal targets. This ability passes priority to another player when used. Using this ability more than a particular number of times, as per the description of the judge or rules adviser proceeding over this game, is against DCI protocol as per the rules involving creating an infinite loop with a "May" ability. If you do not have a choice regarding the activation of this ability, and neither player may stop this ability from activating without end, the game ends in a draw.A draw is defined as a game where neither player wins and neither player loses. What happens is it is treated as a win/loss for each player, which is pretty complicated. It is like an indefinite game, a sort of blank for both players. If this is the third game of the match and you have already won one and lost one, which you obviously have if it's Game 3, go on to Game 4. Yeah. Game 4. That's what I said. It may be beyond the comprehension of your tiny little brain, but it does happen. If Game 4 results in a draw, go to Game 5. If Game 5 results in a draw, go to Game 6. If Game 6 results in a draw, go to Game 7. If Game 7 results in a draw, go to Game 8. If Game 8 results in a draw, play rock-paper-scissors to see who wins. If you think your opponent cheated, call a judge. Cheating defined as breaking the rules of the game. Judges can help. If the judge refuses to come over, call Home Hardware and start to beat your opponent up. You should call Home Hardware because: You can do it, we can help. If you still don't understand, go back to playing Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. Yu-Gi-Oh! is no longer considered as part of the match that you were playing at the time this ability resolves, if you were to play Yu-Gi-Oh! you may play lawrence anytime from anywhere without paying its mana cost, This will cause the Yu-Gi-Oh! player to go WTF! this doesnt have the same stats as my normal cards?, don´t panic, "WTF! doesnt have the same stats as my normal cards?" is a static ability that basically counters everything in the stack, if a game doesnt have stack, when lawrence comes into play you create one and everything that comes into play or the battlefield or the battlezone or the bench or the trap area or the magic area or the monster area or the price zone its considered to be on the stack for about 2 minutes. 2 minutes is relative, and might be experienced as longer and/or shorter than any other given amount of time. Countering, altering, changing the target of or otherwise interfering with this ability may cause longer periods of being on the stack. This includes if you have to use a restroom or want to dare a person to read this text. Killing or otherwise hindering the progress of the reader is prohibited by law, and causes your feet to implode at the sheer weight of your insolence, insolent fool who is insolent in case you insolently insult in an insolent way the insolent reader. A penalty is also a possible outcome of hindering the reading of this card, and may result in prolonging the reading, seeing as a person would have to either start over again or become interrupted. If a person does neither, congratulate them and buy them a drink without poisoning it. If the player reading this card either dies, gets drunk,retires, eats horse ****, gets addicted to dog dewormer pills, or gets DQ'd the closest non-vampire judge within 10,000 miles has the authority to either un DQ that player, go eat at mcdonalds, or go bye a llama. 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Modern:
GRB Jund BRG
RBU Grixis Delver UBR
Legacy:
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GRB Punishing Jund BRG
GUR Canadian Threshold RUG
Commander:
RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor
:0mana:: Target. (This activated ability selects a target. The target is targetted by the ability when the activated ability is used. When the activated ability resolves, the target is no longer a target of this ability. This ability may target any legal target. Targets with protection from white are not legal targets, unless Lawrence is no longer white. Targets with shroud are not legal targets. Targets that cannot be the target of abilities played by the controller of this card are not legal targets. Targets with haste are legal targets. Targets with protection from advisor are not legal targets so long as Lawrence is an advisor. Targets with protection from humans are not legal targets so long as Lawrence is a human. Horo may or may not be a legal target, depending on whether or not she has an ability preventing her from becoming a target. The target must be chosen when the ability is used. If the target leaves play before the ability resolves, the ability is countered. Phases, turns, players and cards in other games, actions, damage and anything other than a card, token, permanent, player or ability are not legal targets. This ability passes priority to another player when used. Using this ability more than a particular number of times, as per the description of the judge or rules adviser proceeding over this game, is against DCI protocol as per the rules involving creating an infinite loop with a "May" ability. If you do not have a choice regarding the activation of this ability, and neither player may stop this ability from activating without end, the game ends in a draw.A draw is defined as a game where neither player wins and neither player loses. What happens is it is treated as a win/loss for each player, which is pretty complicated. It is like an indefinite game, a sort of blank for both players. If this is the third game of the match and you have already won one and lost one, which you obviously have if it's Game 3, go on to Game 4. Yeah. Game 4. That's what I said. It may be beyond the comprehension of your tiny little brain, but it does happen. If Game 4 results in a draw, go to Game 5. If Game 5 results in a draw, go to Game 6. If Game 6 results in a draw, go to Game 7. If Game 7 results in a draw, go to Game 8. If Game 8 results in a draw, play rock-paper-scissors to see who wins. If you think your opponent cheated, call a judge. Cheating defined as breaking the rules of the game. Judges can help. If the judge refuses to come over, call Home Hardware and start to beat your opponent up. You should call Home Hardware because: You can do it, we can help. If you still don't understand, go back to playing Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. Yu-Gi-Oh! is no longer considered as part of the match that you were playing at the time this ability resolves, if you were to play Yu-Gi-Oh! you may play lawrence anytime from anywhere without paying its mana cost, This will cause the Yu-Gi-Oh! player to go WTF! this doesnt have the same stats as my normal cards?, don´t panic, "WTF! doesnt have the same stats as my normal cards?" is a static ability that basically counters everything in the stack, if a game doesnt have stack, when lawrence comes into play you create one and everything that comes into play or the battlefield or the battlezone or the bench or the trap area or the magic area or the monster area or the price zone its considered to be on the stack for about 2 minutes. 2 minutes is relative, and might be experienced as longer and/or shorter than any other given amount of time. Countering, altering, changing the target of or otherwise interfering with this ability may cause longer periods of being on the stack. This includes if you have to use a restroom or want to dare a person to read this text. Killing or otherwise hindering the progress of the reader is prohibited by law, and causes your feet to implode at the sheer weight of your insolence, insolent fool who is insolent in case you insolently insult in an insolent way the insolent reader. A penalty is also a possible outcome of hindering the reading of this card, and may result in prolonging the reading, seeing as a person would have to either start over again or become interrupted. If a person does neither, congratulate them and buy them a drink without poisoning it. If the player reading this card either dies, gets drunk,retires, eats horse ****, gets addicted to dog dewormer pills, or gets DQ'd the closest non-vampire judge within 10,000 miles has the authority to either un DQ that player, go eat at mcdonalds, or go bye a llama. 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