I've seen some moderators lock threads while laughing... Well, that happened on a different forum, but I wouldn't be surprised to see it happening here.
wrong. math was created by a tyrranical government who makes you believe in the falsehood of numbers in order to keep you working for the leading minority's personal gain.
Preposterous. They would've been sacrificed to play a titan by now, and I'm sure we'd be aware of that (I imagine it would be Kozilek, Buthcer of Truth, but that's just me).
The piece never ends...
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Guns are for men that are secure in their masculinity
14 * 6 = 35 + 49
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every government is crooked.
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You can give someone pink eye by farting bare-assed into their pillow
female cats are more likely to bite
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This user is not a lie...
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I skeet silk thanks to Kank's spermie advice
The cake is inedible.
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eggplant has protein because it is actually meat
Gravel is delicious and moist...
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Steel wool would make good maxi pads
Someone on here is an Eldrazi in disguise...
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Nothing beats listening to the 12-minute midi file over and over again.
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Swan Lake makes sense.
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Kermit the Frog's fingers often smell like bacon
I've caused apaulogy to skeet silk.
Everything in this thread is wrong.
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Scrappy was the worst character on Scooby Doo.
(Scrappy was a turd though)
Most posters here act as if they were freshly squeezed from Kank's ass
Only the claw decides who shall stay and who shall go.
Everyone here wishes they could shrink themselves and live inside Michelle Obama's minge
It smells like dead fish in here.
Wearing glasses takes getting used to.
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