I just thought of this, and lets see how it goes!THE RULES:Someone posts 2 creatures (they don't have to be legends), and the next person says who would win if they were to duke it out and a little description of what would happen. Then they post up 2 creatures...rinse and repeat.Here we go...Krosan Cloudscraper vs Darksteel Colossus
the cloudscraper, compleatly ready for this fight, rised from his forest kingdom out to the battle field, though the collosus is already there. The battle field is a clearing in the forest, barly large enough to fit half of the cloudscraper, so the cloudscraper then crushes some of them to make it large enough. to begin the battle the scraper lifts up the colosus,who dosnt move, and pounds it into the ground. This attack has no affect whatsoever so it attemps to throw it into a tree, it goes through several trees before resting without movement, so it believes it has won, but hasnt. The colosus gets up and walks to the cloudscraper, who eats the colosus. then Mr. darksteel only has to destroy it from the inside, making it the winner.
NEXT: Kamahal (RED) VS Kamahal (green) in the mirror world
Kamahl Pit rises up from the mountains with his giant sword high in the air with a deep red firey glow around it and stops off to the battle feild. Kamahl Fist rises from the forest in a mediatative state and a wooden staff with a rune in his lap to the battle field. The battle field is in a plains area. The Kamahl Pit raises his sword high, creating a huge war cry making flame come out of the sword to pierce Kamahl Fist. Kamahl Fist lifts his staff in the air as his whole body is covered in an aura of green which deflects the blow and sends it right back at Kamahl Pit. K.F. stands up and calls from the forest near the power of nature and charges head on for K.P..K.P. gets int oa defensive state ready for the blow as K.F. delievers it. K.P. deflects easy but is pushed back as steam floats off him. Both charge in and puncture each in the chest. Neither Wins.
Next: Iname as One and Karona, the False God.
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If I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! <--The Master Sword is mine!!!! :Magic1: ..... :dead:
So, right, there's like, a big gigantic battlefield, like, with all these spikes and traps and stuff! And Karona rises up out of nowhere, and she's all, "You can't even beat me! You can't even do nothin'!" and Iname's all, "SDFRFGHHFGDF! HSSSSS! HSSSS!" and he does, like, a taunting dance. So Karona hires like, a billion ninjas, and she's like, "Go and kill him with me," and they're like, "FINE." So they all run at him, but he has an army of... dinosaurs! Invisible dinosaurs! And they run up, but the ninjas don't even see them, they don't even hear them or anything, they don't even can't nothing! And so they get eaten, but they all have bombs on them, and Karona's like, *BEEP* and all the ninjas blow up inside the dinosaurs and the dinosaurs die. And the ninjas, too. And all this invisible blood splatters all over everyone, and there's, like, a heavy silence. Reeeeeaaaalllllll heavy.
All a sudden, Karona takes out a shotgun, like, "Suck my gat, *****!!!" and shoots Iname in the belly. And all his entrails fly out and Karona eats them.
Yeah, the fairy noble has this huge army of fairies, but the Trench Gnomes are, well, entrenched. Fairy after fairy charges, but the gnomes hold off until Mr. Quarum himself tunnels underneath the Noble, jumps up, and dies from the booby trap the Noble left for him, but not before killing the Noble with his bare hands.
As ghosts, the Quarum dude wins, because he tunnels into the soul of the Noble and kills the ghost. The end.
Glitterfang uses lightning. Gustcloak Sentinel's metal armor is shocked. Glitterfang wins. Much discussion between the producers of Celebrity Death-Match producers ensue.
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Well, that's pretty simple. Urza (that arrogant @#$%) is all like "I'm a near God, you can't possibly beat me, All it takes is another ice age! Or maybe even another cylex? Screw this, i'll just blast you into oblivion." He raises his arms to perform some surely extravagent spell, but Yawgmoth, who by the way is an actual God, simply wills Urza out of existance. I know that's kinda impossible, especially since depending on the plane, either is more powerful, but if they were on some sort of neutral ground with maximum potential, that's pretty much what would happen.
Scryb Sprites starts off by flyng over the goblin's head and biting him sevearl times. This eventually ends when the Goblin manages to catch the little fairy and eat its whole. The match does not end however and the Sprite makes his way throu the Goblin's body and out his anus. He resorts to the same strategy of flying around and trying the keep the Goblin off him. Unfortuantely, the Goblin catches him again. Being a Goblin, he didn't learn his lesson and eats him whole but sits down so that the Sprite cannot escape that way. Fortunately, the Sprite makes his way up to the throat and manages to choke the Goblin to death. Victory goes to Scyrb Sprites
easy when the little girl confronts that monstrosity she wets herself while the big *** eats her only to find that her urin is toxic and that in turn kills that moster so they tie
Well at first it's a stalemate because the Bird is too quick for the Elf, but in turn can't attack him. But then Elf's older cousin swings by and impales the Bird on his mohawk. Victory- Elves.
Ok, so the dragons are fighting, breathing fire, missing, blowing up small cities, and suddenly the hunting knights show up. They leap at the hunted, who sees them coming and ducks, only for their lances to go right into the back of Shivan's neck. Victory Hunted!
next: Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil VS B.F.M.
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The ISoISoE jumps off the ground determined to take out the eyes of the BFM, thus giving him the advantage. However, he didn't take into consideration the size of the monster and was swallowed whole while flying through the air. BFM FTW.
Akroma vs. Phage (Don't use the actual story either)
The Scrivner sits there with a peice of paper. "I SHALL KILL YOU" bellows the Anarchist. The Scrivner writes down on his paper "'I SHALL KILL YOU,' bellowed the Anarchist as he charged at me, his cool little spear/flag thing lowered. He's going to impale me no..." But the Scrivener is dead now, so he doesn't finish that sentence.
gamekeeper proposes academy rector to have a stare contest, and they start staring. when one year passes, the academy rector dies because he didn't eat anything.
victory to the gamekeeper
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if we could line up every person that lives in china, and try to reach the last one walking, we would never be able to do it, because of it's demographic growth would get bigger and bigger and we could not be able to reach the end
rof pulls out solas and grifters blade and runs toward glissa who swings and takes her 1st strike dmg, then the stupid elf swings at her with solas and in response glissa adds 3 mana and taps to kill solas...... so rof dies......
One strange night, after a few hours of much drinking....around midnight, the Elvish House Party decides to go take on Darksteel Colossus. After a while of much drunken searching, Elvish House Party finally stumbles across the Colossus, while it is sleeping. Elvish House Party decides to start attacking. After a long while, the Colossus wakes up, uninjured. He stands, yawns, takes a look at his watch, and shows it to Elvish House Party. It's 1 o' clock in the morning. Elvish House Party starts to stagger away, when Darksteel Colossus starts trampling the entire Partyto death. Indestructible beats Drunken everytime.....
Sliver Overlord uses his 1337 powers to control both the Legion and the Queen, whom he uses to create a massive army. Then the Overlord recruits a Horned Sliver with his other 1337 thing, and goes ape-sh*t on the crowd.
Grim Lavamancer stands tall and begins summoning up all of his firey magical powers of DOOM! Also, he has threshold. Since the Mage is sittin pretty crummy in terms of butt size, it looks to be a pretty nasty slaughter, but then, to everyone's surprise, smiles distantly and utters a single word:
"Shock."
Alas! Grim Lavaman can no longer spend to deal an even amount of damage! Totally lost and mentally screwed up, he has no defence prepared whn Meddly walks up and gives him a wedgie.
The two zero-power two-toughness creatures batter at each other tirelessly for fifty-three hours. eventually, the Aven dies of exhaustion. the Ornithopter can't since it's a machine.
Well, everyone clearly hates Konda because of his nationality. So they throw circles at B-I-N-G-O and connect a line of three, causing it to swell up and smush Konda. Too bad Konda is indestructible. I guess being in the pit of a dog for eternity kind of sucks. He removes himself from the game with a farmer.
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All a sudden, Karona takes out a shotgun, like, "Suck my gat, *****!!!" and shoots Iname in the belly. And all his entrails fly out and Karona eats them.
Quarum Trench Gnomes vs. Faerie Noble
As ghosts, the Quarum dude wins, because he tunnels into the soul of the Noble and kills the ghost. The end.
Glitterfang versus Gustcloak Sentinel
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Next: Niv-Mizzet V.S Rith the Awakener
"Aha, I challenge you Mizzet, for I am the greater Dragon Legend."
Niv looks up, sighs.
"Fine, but I choose the nature of the challenge."
At this instance, a hand of playing cards appears in the hands of all..one saproling eats his cards and is disqualified.
Niv draws a card...all the saprolings die...Rith winces in pain.
Rith begins to worry....
Gamekeeper vs Academy Rector
victory to the gamekeeper
glissa sunseeker vs. rofellos
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Darksteel Colossus vs Elvish House Party
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Dralnu vs Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir
Meddling Mage vs. Grim Lavamancer
"Shock."
Alas! Grim Lavaman can no longer spend to deal an even amount of damage! Totally lost and mentally screwed up, he has no defence prepared whn Meddly walks up and gives him a wedgie.
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Ornithopter vs. Aven Envoy
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