Both ladies look at each other, after much staring they realize that they can't actually combat each other. So each agree to ignore that they have protection from each other so they can. They fly towards one another and then suddenly out of nowhere Kamahal swings his sword and cuts both of them in half. Winner: Kamahal
the Eater of Days flies around happily eating days, when suddenly it realizes it has eaten so many days it is now Christmas Day. this, obviously, means that the allmighty Fruitcake Elemental rises from its semi-eternal slumber to wreak Holiday Havoc. the two mighty beasts clash together and fight for several weeks with no end in sight. The Cocnlave of Awesome People decide that something must be done, so they send Ringo Starr, Roger Waters and Pete Townshend to battle them. these three Awesome People use their absurdly enourmous noses to engulf both creatures. BOTH LOSE.
the world champion kills the Serra avatar.. But then she rises up again. The champion does the same, killing the avatar...and the avatar rises once again. This repeats for about an hour, then both realize that they can walk away by killing the champions owner. So they kill him. They then go off and get married, and have baby Avatar of Mes. BOTH WIN. (But they cant find shoes to fit the babies)
It is a dark, stormy day as Cho-Manno awakens. He opens the front door to his humble Domicile to see clouds covering the skies and pouring rain. All of a sudden, the rain stops. Is the whether clearing up? NOPE It's Vorosh, all hopped up from his last battle. He swoops down and destroys the Revolutionary's house. He lands in front of the meek Human. Vorosh stands 8 stories high and his toe nail is twice the size of the Rebel. Vorosh speaks in a deep, horrifying voice: "It is my feeding time... and I shant want to go hungry. Get in my mouth and I'll make this quick and painless." The frightened legend looks around for some help, but there's no Rappelling Scouts around. The fierce dragon breathes fire so hot that burns the clothes right off the little advisary. "I knew this wasn't fire proof," says Cho-Manno, as he dusts off the ash from his body, "that stupid Mogg is gonna pay." Confused by this, Vorosh is taken aback. But as I said earlier, it was his feeding time so he picked up the small human, chewed him for a few minutes, and swallowed. Vorosh flies away with a hefty grin on his face.
The Rappelling Scouts, who arrived all too late, looked at each other and asked, "What happened? No one could destroy Cho-Manno! He was our strongest ally.
The other replied, "I guess he was sacrificed. Let's go tell Lin Sivvi, and see what we should do."
Enter the Vendilion Clique. Endry flies quickly in front of the elf leader, just out of his reach, and bares his bottom right in Nath's face, mooning him. Nath growls in rage, attempting to slap the fae into nothingness, when Iliona stops him with direct application of faerie mind-clouding magic. Nath, sits, bemused, while the faeries continue to taunt him.
Maralen, for her part, stands silently, waiting for the right moment...
The darkness comes. Maralen's magic, that of nothingness, envelops the other elf. Nath can hear the Mornsong lady's voice...
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
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Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
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...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
Easy. Niv-Mizzet bursts out quick jets of flame to weld Rith's ivory wingtipes to a convenient rock, then starts lecturing him on physics and complex algebra, just like what today's schoolkids get during lessons. Rith's head head grows bigger from all the useless knowledge and explodes, splaterring dragon brain matter and bloody gore everywhere. Niv-Mizzet licks it up cause all teachers are demented. Winner: Niv-Mizzet
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It was the battle to end all battles. The clash of the legendary Titans. Thousands of fans showed up for this duel to the death. The combatants popularity level had never been so high.
Mycal Buufar: "And in this corner, standing in at thir-tee two feet tall at the top of his horns and weighing in at just under fourteen tons, Borborygmos!"
The monster cyclops raises his hands as the the crowds roar wildly.
Mycal Buufar: "And in this corner, standing at twen-tee five feet tall and weighing in at 8 tons, Briiiiiiiiiiiiiioooonnnnn "the" Stout-arm!"
Many fans cheer as others hide where Brion can't see them.
Mycal Buufar: "Let's get ready to rumble!"
The bell rings as the two behemoths stare each other down. Neither ready to make the first move. Borbor lets out a horrendous roar. Suddenly Brion picks up three spectators and starts flinging them at the cyclops. The blows are weakening the massive creature and Brion laughs at that. Stouty charges at 'rygmos and tackles him to the ground. He unloads fists of furry on the downed gigantic mass. Uh oh, looks like ol' Borbor has had enough! He does some flinging of his own as he chucks Bri across the arena. He gets up and his fans let out a humongous roar reflecting the one he let out just minutes ago. The "OnMaster" shacks off the crush he received from splattering the ground. He continues to pick up spectators as they run for their lives and throws them at the cyclops. But 'Rygmos has seen this before and is not amused, he catches the helpless fans and places them on the ground safely. Brion's fans see this happening and start fighting HIM back! What a turn of events! He didn't have many fans to start with and has alienated almost all of them. Now Borbor's followers have amassed to countless numbers as they follow their leader across the battefield. The "stoutie" one can't deal with attackers from all sides. The cyclops picks up the throughly battered giant and states, "This one's for the girl!" (referencing the first pretty elf that Brion tossed) He uppercuts Bribri out of the stadium. "And stay out!" Wow, what a turn of events! I don't think anyone saw that coming! The winner is Borborygmos! Stay tuned for the next match...
Well, Aboshan being the master manipulator he is thinks he has this in the bag before the bout even starts, so he gets cocky and starts chatting with a few of his Cephalid buddies that came to the fight with him. In the meantime Mageta played his own Ancestral Recall(yup, hes that good), and used two of the cards including the 2WW mana he pulled out of his ass and that was all she wrote.
NEXT FIGHT: Tarmogoyf vs B.F.M.(the second half)
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Niv is in his palace, designing 733t images and logos for himself, when all of a sudden, rith bursts in through the ceiling (which had been painted by michaelangelo) and comes cascading down towards niv, who dives out of the way as rith hits the marble floor, cracking it deeply, and sending a split up the neares wall. niv respondes with an amazing blast of blue and red fire, whcih misses rith, who has already taken to flight, and the fire slams directly into niv's entire stack of research for the las 10,000 years. small bubbles of water suspended in the air imediately drop down from several floating urns above the scrolls, in an ettempt to put out the firemind's intense inferno. now rith dives through the air towards niv, who braces himself on his back legs and catches rith with his claws and his teeth. but the speed is too much, and both fly through the wall into the open sky, miles about the sprawling plane of ravnica below. even at the hight however, massive explosions and the screems of thousands can be heard, suggesting that the plane is breaking apart as the dragons battle above. rith dives towards niv's throat, but niv is too quick, and catches the great beast's jaws and slams them shut, breaking many of rith's teeth. rith backs off, blood spewing froom his grizzly maw, buy at this point a massive explosion is heard and the tower shatters, sending shards of gold and steel through the air. rith is instantly killed, head severed comletely off, body falling limply for miles. niv remains alive, but his entire left hand it severed, and his wings are penetrated, causing him to loose stability. eventually the bloodloss is too much and niv passes out, begining to rapidly fall to the ground. he may revive conciousness and pull out, but you never know....
in otherwords, niv wins.
damn, i really should get on writing some mtgsalvation official articles....
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The BFM rises, ready for a challenge. Its massive body towers above all magic. But tarmogoyf, who had been there hours earlier, just waited...
Static effects ensued, and the BFM died a quick, painful SBE death.
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It was bright, clear, sunny day without a cloud in the sky. Kithkin were playing soccer in the fields of Lorwyn. Mr. Greatheart kicked the ball towards the next, but it lofted over it and landed in a patch of flowers. Although the flowers were not dormant, as they seemed to rise in the air, hovering above the off duty soldier. The ball flew out of the bushel and hit the small being in the middle of the forehead as a LOUD, BOOMING yell came out of the flowers. "That's no flower patch," said Cenn's Tactician, "that's Oona! RUN!" The Kithkin began fleeing and as Oona was having a lovely time tormenting them, a dark, mysterious cloud approached the plains. This cloud didn't fool Oona, she knew it was Meloku, and the two wizards were not very fond of each other. All of a sudden the Moonfolk Wizard starting spawning Illusions out of the blades of grass and wheat on the prairie. Not to be outdone, the Queen summoned her minion of Faeries turning unsuspecting Kithkin, Elves, and Goblins under her control. The swarms battled each other relentlessly and a field of blood and mist filled the air. "I can see we're not going to solve anything based on our powers alone," said Meloku, "call you're troops back and we'll battle hand to hand." The thin lady responded, "This will be your undoing!" She shed her robe of flowers and swooped into the air and struck Meloku on the side of the face. Meloku flew back in the air, but recovered the balance it had before and counter striked. Oona was struck in the back once, and that was enough. She turned and grabbed 'ku's head. Squeezing it between her hands she screamed, "Leave my land now! If you ever return, I'll finish what I started!" She released her grasp and sent droves of her minions after him until he left Shadowmoor. "What's done is done." Said Oona, "Now if he comes back, we will show no mercy to that stupid Moonfolk!"
Not many creatures showed up to watch the match tonight. It was confusing because no one know who was facing off against the Sparkspitter. But it was known that some type of Kithkin would be there, so a few weaker lings showed up to see who it was. The ring announcer said, "In this corner, standing in at FIF-TEEN FEET TALL and weighing in at over 2 tons, Sparkspitter! And in this corner, Goldmeadow..." -all of a sudden Goldmeadow Lookout arrived on the scene (oh, that's what ungulateman meant by "shouter"). He grabbed the mic and said, "Yo yo yo, my kithkin peeps are here to say that we're the jammingest, slammingest, wrestlers today. Back off you large massive foo, or we'll make a mess out of you!" All of sudden, many Goldmeadow Harriers starting popping out of the blades of grass on the prarie and approached the massive mountain like Spitter. Then the mountain of a creature made a loud, groaning sound and sparks flew across the field lighting the brush ablaze. The Kithkin that could escape it gathered behind their stunned Lookout. He said, "Yo yo yo I didn't see that one comin'-wasn't that sumthin'? I bet you think we're down and out, but we're just about to start this bout!" They charge the Spitter and he churned out sparks that turned into fierce elementals. The firey creatures fell on the poor white lings like milk on cheerios. When the smoke cleared, there were no Harriers left. The Lookout looked, well, scared. The Sparkspitter laughed enormously. And the Goldmeadow man rapped: "This isn't it, no it's not the end... how about we call it quits and become friends?" The Spitter, looked confused, but smiled. The Kithkin was calmed by this so he moved closer offering his hand to shake in friendship. Then the massive, red hot creature belched out one last flame and it hit the Lookout right between the eyes. That was the end of the little, scrunched-face man.
DING DING DING! The winner-SPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRKKKKKK-SPITTER!
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The ring is bloodied with the remains of the previous fights. Humans, Goblins, Faeries, and their equipment are all blood soaked on the arena floor. And now it's time for the main event, here's Mical Bufar:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBLLLLLEEEEE! In this corner, standing in at 7 feet, 6 inches, is the enormus, the hungry, TAAAAARRRRRRRRRRMMMMMOOOO-GOYF! And in the opposing corner, standing in at 5 feet, 4 inches, Veeeeeeennnnssseeerrr, the Shaaaapppeeerrr Savant!
"Nothing... where is Venser? He knew he was on tonight! Someone find Venser and get him out there!" -General Manager
All of a sudden a beam of light flashed through the entire stadium. The audience covered their eyes as the brightness almost blinded them. When the light subsided, Venser was standing in the middle of the ring. The Llurgoyf was no where to be found. The Wizard stood there prominantely with his arms crossed. The crowd stares in amazement wondering where the goyf went. The Wizard raises his hand and three fingers straight up. One finger is lowered... is this a count down? Two fingers are lowered... what's going to happen? Last finger is lowere-CRASH! What was that? The ring is destroyed. Wait, something is moving... it's the goyf! How could he survive such a fall? Wow, it's quite obvious this is going to be a battle between wits and brawn. The Tarmo-thing gets up and looks at the steady human. Venser puts out his right arm and pushes the goyf back. BOOM! And here's the count: ONE! TWO! THREE! It's out! And the winner by knock out is VENSER!
I the left corner with a fight weight of 210 lbs, with equipments and at a height of 8 feet 3 inches: IiiiiiiinTeeeeR P I T HeeeeeRRooooo!
In the right C-orneer there are three 113 feet long, each one with a weight of 47 tonnes - nobody. *?*
Suddenly the arena crumbles, the earth shakes and from outta ground rise three wurms, breaking the ground and smashing the southern tribunes. They ate the Emcee then charge the Hero, he jumps back, there goes the northern tribune - the spectators fly all around the arena, in pieces - of course. Ah there's an elvish leg, there flies a goblins head, ui there's a human torso, ugly. Gore and the screams whever you look. The Hero manages to stab one wurm in his tail and then beats the licing crap outta it, killing it. the other two wurms still numb from hitting the tribunes regain their conciousnes turn and charge again, the hero is tapped and can't move, he get's crushed by the first wurm but survives as the second wurms starts eating him. Outch that looks painfull. But noes, the other wurm also wants his share of mashed Hero. The fight ends with one dead wurm, and the other two ripping apart the Hero.
Win for the crush of Wurms.
Yukora, the Prisoner stalks impatiently around the arena floor. Trust a vampire to be tardy to the match. His loyal ogres had far more important things to do than sucking blood, and yet here they were, filling half the seats on the auditorium. The other spectators consisted of a wide variety of humanoids, none of whom seemed much more enthusiastic about the proceedings than the average toothbrush.
Suddenly, a small grey spider detaches itself from the emotionless crowd and scuttles into the arena. Yukora stares at it, then picks it up. It is so cute, the demonlord decides, and he shall name it Fluffy.
Then it unmorphs into Yukora's opponent, and the Soul Collector attacks, lashing Yukora's nose with a whip of dark energy before screeching a guttural call to arms. The lifeless half of the stadium, now revealed as her darkling slaves, rushes the arena, only to be met by Yukora's roaring ogre worshippers.
As the armies clash on the bloodsoaked sands, the oni and the vampiress trade blows, with the latter circling in the air and darting in for blows, and the former retaliating with brute force and blasts of dark magic.
Finally, the Soul Collector establishes a chokehold with twin strands of darkness, muscling with unnatural strength and draining the life from Yukora. The vampiress exults, fantasizing about the power a greater oni will add to her army, relishing the feel as the last of his strength fades away...
...and Yukora explodes, a conflagration of darkness that sucks the unlife out of every single one of the Collector's warriors, ending with the vampiress herself. She dies with a snarl on her blackened lips.
Yukora's minions, meanwhile, now having lost both their foes and their god, decide to quit fighting and start a fashion label. It is not successful.
The crowds are amassed ready for an epic battle between two "Lucky 7" [casting cost] Angels! The Angel of Despair has great attack strength and many people are betting that this is going to be over before it gets started. However Plat's great defense may prove to be a winning resolve against Despair. Let's go to our ring announcer, Mical Bufar!
Mical Bufar: "On a cool a calm night, we've gathered here for many reasons, but none as great as the MAIN EVENT! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, LEEEEEEEEEEET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUMBLE!" the crowd cheers vehemently, "In this corner, standing in at ten feet, two inches tall and weighing fourteen metric tons, PLAAAAAAAAAAT-IN-UM ANNNNNNNN-GEL!" she raises her sword in acknowledgement as the crowd cheers in appreciation, "And in the this corner, the one who has no boss, who holds authority in her hands, standing in at twelve feet, four inches tall, the ANNNNNN-GEL OVE DESSSSSS-SSSSSSPAIR!" All of a sudden, a black shadow turns into the Angel of Despair, swooping down as the bell rings. A humongous blast reigns out from her sword and explodes over Plats. Looks like this match is what everyone expected. The blaze is settling down and-what's this? Plats is still alive?! It looks like she used her emmense shield to divert the blast! The Angel of Despair stands tall and looks at Plats, who is still on her knees, weak from the heat. The despairing one goes over to her, reaches behind her head and pulls her up-what is going on? They're kissing? This reminds me of the infamous Britney Spears and Madonna kiss! Wow, they're really going at it. What's that black smoke coming out of their mouth? Uh, I'd better back up. Oh my gosh! Plantinum Angel just collapsed on the floor. Was that some kind of toxin Despair was spewing into her mouth? Despair places her foot on top of the fallen angel and referee counts: "ONE! TWO! THREE!" Ding ding ding "And the winner and still undisputed BEAUTY OF THE UNIVERSE-ANNNNNN-GEL OVE DESSSSSS-SSSSSSPAIR!"
The arena is hushed in preparation for the sight of amighty dragon. He shows up, flying in with a mighty roar. Then he stops in mid air. What has happened? Why he's caught himslef in the spider's web. The spider leisurely makes his way out of the shadows, toward the trapped dragon. The dragon sees the spider, smiles, and lets out a burst of fire that incinerates the spider, the web, and half the crowd. Boggart Mob Vs. Siege-Gang Commander
the angry rhox platoon lines up, singing a glorious chorus to Jenara and her sister Angels. they howl the fiercest war prayers bant has ever seen. then they lobb those big chunks 'o earth at the gargoyle.
meanwhile, the gargoyle justs laugh, because it's indestructible. it eventually defecates on the platoon sergeant's head and bites his nuts off. i consider this a victory for the gargoyle.
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The Rappelling Scouts, who arrived all too late, looked at each other and asked, "What happened? No one could destroy Cho-Manno! He was our strongest ally.
The other replied, "I guess he was sacrificed. Let's go tell Lin Sivvi, and see what we should do."
1 for the dragons, 0 for the Rebels.
Next: Craw Wurm vs. Axegrinder Giant
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Maralen, though, has faeries....
Enter the Vendilion Clique. Endry flies quickly in front of the elf leader, just out of his reach, and bares his bottom right in Nath's face, mooning him. Nath growls in rage, attempting to slap the fae into nothingness, when Iliona stops him with direct application of faerie mind-clouding magic. Nath, sits, bemused, while the faeries continue to taunt him.
Maralen, for her part, stands silently, waiting for the right moment...
The darkness comes. Maralen's magic, that of nothingness, envelops the other elf. Nath can hear the Mornsong lady's voice...
"You should have left when you had the chance."
Next match: Numai Outcast vs Spinal Parasite
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Next: Borborygmos vs. Brion Stoutarm
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Mycal Buufar: "And in this corner, standing in at thir-tee two feet tall at the top of his horns and weighing in at just under fourteen tons, Borborygmos!"
The monster cyclops raises his hands as the the crowds roar wildly.
Mycal Buufar: "And in this corner, standing at twen-tee five feet tall and weighing in at 8 tons, Briiiiiiiiiiiiiioooonnnnn "the" Stout-arm!"
Many fans cheer as others hide where Brion can't see them.
Mycal Buufar: "Let's get ready to rumble!"
The bell rings as the two behemoths stare each other down. Neither ready to make the first move. Borbor lets out a horrendous roar. Suddenly Brion picks up three spectators and starts flinging them at the cyclops. The blows are weakening the massive creature and Brion laughs at that. Stouty charges at 'rygmos and tackles him to the ground. He unloads fists of furry on the downed gigantic mass. Uh oh, looks like ol' Borbor has had enough! He does some flinging of his own as he chucks Bri across the arena. He gets up and his fans let out a humongous roar reflecting the one he let out just minutes ago. The "OnMaster" shacks off the crush he received from splattering the ground. He continues to pick up spectators as they run for their lives and throws them at the cyclops. But 'Rygmos has seen this before and is not amused, he catches the helpless fans and places them on the ground safely. Brion's fans see this happening and start fighting HIM back! What a turn of events! He didn't have many fans to start with and has alienated almost all of them. Now Borbor's followers have amassed to countless numbers as they follow their leader across the battefield. The "stoutie" one can't deal with attackers from all sides. The cyclops picks up the throughly battered giant and states, "This one's for the girl!" (referencing the first pretty elf that Brion tossed) He uppercuts Bribri out of the stadium. "And stay out!" Wow, what a turn of events! I don't think anyone saw that coming! The winner is Borborygmos! Stay tuned for the next match...
Aboshan, Cephalid Emperor vs. Mageta the Lion
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NEXT FIGHT: Tarmogoyf vs B.F.M.(the second half)
Niv is in his palace, designing 733t images and logos for himself, when all of a sudden, rith bursts in through the ceiling (which had been painted by michaelangelo) and comes cascading down towards niv, who dives out of the way as rith hits the marble floor, cracking it deeply, and sending a split up the neares wall. niv respondes with an amazing blast of blue and red fire, whcih misses rith, who has already taken to flight, and the fire slams directly into niv's entire stack of research for the las 10,000 years. small bubbles of water suspended in the air imediately drop down from several floating urns above the scrolls, in an ettempt to put out the firemind's intense inferno. now rith dives through the air towards niv, who braces himself on his back legs and catches rith with his claws and his teeth. but the speed is too much, and both fly through the wall into the open sky, miles about the sprawling plane of ravnica below. even at the hight however, massive explosions and the screems of thousands can be heard, suggesting that the plane is breaking apart as the dragons battle above. rith dives towards niv's throat, but niv is too quick, and catches the great beast's jaws and slams them shut, breaking many of rith's teeth. rith backs off, blood spewing froom his grizzly maw, buy at this point a massive explosion is heard and the tower shatters, sending shards of gold and steel through the air. rith is instantly killed, head severed comletely off, body falling limply for miles. niv remains alive, but his entire left hand it severed, and his wings are penetrated, causing him to loose stability. eventually the bloodloss is too much and niv passes out, begining to rapidly fall to the ground. he may revive conciousness and pull out, but you never know....
in otherwords, niv wins.
damn, i really should get on writing some mtgsalvation official articles....
next up:shadowmadge infiltraitor vs. dark confidant.
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anyway, i didn't read the first half, so sombody else has to do it.
Static effects ensued, and the BFM died a quick, painful SBE death.
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Hearthcage Giant sets Witherscale Wurm on fire. The end.
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Not many creatures showed up to watch the match tonight. It was confusing because no one know who was facing off against the Sparkspitter. But it was known that some type of Kithkin would be there, so a few weaker lings showed up to see who it was. The ring announcer said, "In this corner, standing in at FIF-TEEN FEET TALL and weighing in at over 2 tons, Sparkspitter! And in this corner, Goldmeadow..." -all of a sudden Goldmeadow Lookout arrived on the scene (oh, that's what ungulateman meant by "shouter"). He grabbed the mic and said, "Yo yo yo, my kithkin peeps are here to say that we're the jammingest, slammingest, wrestlers today. Back off you large massive foo, or we'll make a mess out of you!" All of sudden, many Goldmeadow Harriers starting popping out of the blades of grass on the prarie and approached the massive mountain like Spitter. Then the mountain of a creature made a loud, groaning sound and sparks flew across the field lighting the brush ablaze. The Kithkin that could escape it gathered behind their stunned Lookout. He said, "Yo yo yo I didn't see that one comin'-wasn't that sumthin'? I bet you think we're down and out, but we're just about to start this bout!" They charge the Spitter and he churned out sparks that turned into fierce elementals. The firey creatures fell on the poor white lings like milk on cheerios. When the smoke cleared, there were no Harriers left. The Lookout looked, well, scared. The Sparkspitter laughed enormously. And the Goldmeadow man rapped: "This isn't it, no it's not the end... how about we call it quits and become friends?" The Spitter, looked confused, but smiled. The Kithkin was calmed by this so he moved closer offering his hand to shake in friendship. Then the massive, red hot creature belched out one last flame and it hit the Lookout right between the eyes. That was the end of the little, scrunched-face man.
DING DING DING! The winner-SPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRKKKKKK-SPITTER!
[hope you enjoyed that fight, I had a ton of fun creating it :D]
Next up: Flailing Solider vs. Force of Nature in the "Who's got more mana?" battle!
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The ring is bloodied with the remains of the previous fights. Humans, Goblins, Faeries, and their equipment are all blood soaked on the arena floor. And now it's time for the main event, here's Mical Bufar:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBLLLLLEEEEE! In this corner, standing in at 7 feet, 6 inches, is the enormus, the hungry, TAAAAARRRRRRRRRRMMMMMOOOO-GOYF! And in the opposing corner, standing in at 5 feet, 4 inches, Veeeeeeennnnssseeerrr, the Shaaaapppeeerrr Savant!
"Nothing... where is Venser? He knew he was on tonight! Someone find Venser and get him out there!" -General Manager
All of a sudden a beam of light flashed through the entire stadium. The audience covered their eyes as the brightness almost blinded them. When the light subsided, Venser was standing in the middle of the ring. The Llurgoyf was no where to be found. The Wizard stood there prominantely with his arms crossed. The crowd stares in amazement wondering where the goyf went. The Wizard raises his hand and three fingers straight up. One finger is lowered... is this a count down? Two fingers are lowered... what's going to happen? Last finger is lowere-CRASH! What was that? The ring is destroyed. Wait, something is moving... it's the goyf! How could he survive such a fall? Wow, it's quite obvious this is going to be a battle between wits and brawn. The Tarmo-thing gets up and looks at the steady human. Venser puts out his right arm and pushes the goyf back. BOOM! And here's the count: ONE! TWO! THREE! It's out! And the winner by knock out is VENSER!
Next: The Wurms from Crush of Wurms and Intrepid Hero!
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In the right C-orneer there are three 113 feet long, each one with a weight of 47 tonnes - nobody. *?*
Suddenly the arena crumbles, the earth shakes and from outta ground rise three wurms, breaking the ground and smashing the southern tribunes. They ate the Emcee then charge the Hero, he jumps back, there goes the northern tribune - the spectators fly all around the arena, in pieces - of course. Ah there's an elvish leg, there flies a goblins head, ui there's a human torso, ugly. Gore and the screams whever you look. The Hero manages to stab one wurm in his tail and then beats the licing crap outta it, killing it. the other two wurms still numb from hitting the tribunes regain their conciousnes turn and charge again, the hero is tapped and can't move, he get's crushed by the first wurm but survives as the second wurms starts eating him. Outch that looks painfull. But noes, the other wurm also wants his share of mashed Hero. The fight ends with one dead wurm, and the other two ripping apart the Hero.
Win for the crush of Wurms.
Yukora, the Prisoner VS Soul Collector
Suddenly, a small grey spider detaches itself from the emotionless crowd and scuttles into the arena. Yukora stares at it, then picks it up. It is so cute, the demonlord decides, and he shall name it Fluffy.
Then it unmorphs into Yukora's opponent, and the Soul Collector attacks, lashing Yukora's nose with a whip of dark energy before screeching a guttural call to arms. The lifeless half of the stadium, now revealed as her darkling slaves, rushes the arena, only to be met by Yukora's roaring ogre worshippers.
As the armies clash on the bloodsoaked sands, the oni and the vampiress trade blows, with the latter circling in the air and darting in for blows, and the former retaliating with brute force and blasts of dark magic.
Finally, the Soul Collector establishes a chokehold with twin strands of darkness, muscling with unnatural strength and draining the life from Yukora. The vampiress exults, fantasizing about the power a greater oni will add to her army, relishing the feel as the last of his strength fades away...
...and Yukora explodes, a conflagration of darkness that sucks the unlife out of every single one of the Collector's warriors, ending with the vampiress herself. She dies with a snarl on her blackened lips.
Yukora's minions, meanwhile, now having lost both their foes and their god, decide to quit fighting and start a fashion label. It is not successful.
Next: Angel of Despair and Platinum Angel
Mical Bufar: "On a cool a calm night, we've gathered here for many reasons, but none as great as the MAIN EVENT! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, LEEEEEEEEEEET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUMBLE!" the crowd cheers vehemently, "In this corner, standing in at ten feet, two inches tall and weighing fourteen metric tons, PLAAAAAAAAAAT-IN-UM ANNNNNNNN-GEL!" she raises her sword in acknowledgement as the crowd cheers in appreciation, "And in the this corner, the one who has no boss, who holds authority in her hands, standing in at twelve feet, four inches tall, the ANNNNNN-GEL OVE DESSSSSS-SSSSSSPAIR!" All of a sudden, a black shadow turns into the Angel of Despair, swooping down as the bell rings. A humongous blast reigns out from her sword and explodes over Plats. Looks like this match is what everyone expected. The blaze is settling down and-what's this? Plats is still alive?! It looks like she used her emmense shield to divert the blast! The Angel of Despair stands tall and looks at Plats, who is still on her knees, weak from the heat. The despairing one goes over to her, reaches behind her head and pulls her up-what is going on? They're kissing? This reminds me of the infamous Britney Spears and Madonna kiss! Wow, they're really going at it. What's that black smoke coming out of their mouth? Uh, I'd better back up. Oh my gosh! Plantinum Angel just collapsed on the floor. Was that some kind of toxin Despair was spewing into her mouth? Despair places her foot on top of the fallen angel and referee counts: "ONE! TWO! THREE!" Ding ding ding "And the winner and still undisputed BEAUTY OF THE UNIVERSE-ANNNNNN-GEL OVE DESSSSSS-SSSSSSPAIR!"
Next: Scourge of Kher Ridges VS a swarm of Aquastrand Spiders
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Next: Spark Elemental v.s. Hell's Thunder (No lands. they're just summoned :D)
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Next: Rockcaster Platoon and Darksteel Gargoyle!
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meanwhile, the gargoyle justs laugh, because it's indestructible. it eventually defecates on the platoon sergeant's head and bites his nuts off. i consider this a victory for the gargoyle.
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