Hmmmm...currently.....not many souls under SKG's frightly watch anymore. Especially in the Third Era of Kank. So, Irish_Pirate's soul?
I bid the Blarney Stone. Now, you won't even have to bend over backwards to give it a kiss for the gift of Blarney.
A huge container of Corned Beef. And some Hash to go along with it.
A leprechaun. What you do with him is up to you. I'm not quite sure what you'd do with a bearded little person, but I'm sure it might involve ass-less chaps and a video camera.
A reminder that I still own the TM on your spiffy avatar.
Transferring the TM on the Undead Baker Kankennon back to your rightful self.
An indulgent fantasy of childhood memories. Complete with Transformers and Thundercats.
A real-life LoLcat.
Thousands of Cheezburgers so that damn cat can finally have one.
Iron Chef Masuharu Morimoto. Eat sushi to your heart's content.
The Ability to summon Zombie Pirate LeChuck, complete with glowy beard.
Also, how to truly escape Monkey Island.
Rootbeer, because, if it's manly enough for Guybrush Threepwood, it's manly enough for Kank.
All the good potatoes from the Second Great Potato Famine (soon to hit Idaho shortly).
A potato signed by Dan Quayle.
Dan Quayle. Whatever happened to him anyway? Dunno, but you get to find out.
An Indulgent Fantasy involving you and your wife. And maybe a few more ladies if you're lucky (and the wife is willing).
The knowledge of 10 great pornstars instilled in your partner for the best sex you'll ever have.
Sausage-stuffed-sausage. The only thing better than sausage by itself. And enough gravy to enjoy it completely. Mmmmm........
A personal brewmeister descended from a long-line of Bavarian brewmeisters who has been secretly trained his whole life for creating the Ultimate Brew in a close-guarded brewery located high in the German Alps close to the borders of Austria, Lichtenstein, and Switzerland.
The one and only brew crafted by the amazing Brewmeister listed above.
A toaster that can instantly (and perfectly) cook Eggo frozen waffles on command. Just Say "Hot and Fresh" and BAM! Waffles.
A yo-yo that can do tricks on its own. Around-the-world? No Problem. Walk-the-dog? Of course. It should be able to perform the "New York Rollercoaster" on command. Watch out, it might not be good enogh to debase Shinji Saito as reigning world champ though.
A Guinness World Record for owning the most souls.
A Guiness World Record for being the awesomest Kank.
A Guiness World Record for having the most complete collection of fossilized animal rectums in the world.
The largest and most complete collection of fossilized animal rectums in the world. Including the hard-to-find amoeba rectum, Tyrannasaurous Rextum (ahaha! Did you see whut I did thar?), and the piece de resistance, a two-coloned giant ground sloth rectum.
The ad council that created the "Got Milk?" and "Beef. It's What's for Dinner." campaigns to design a revolutionary new slogan for "The People's Kank," ensuring lasting love and admiration in thousands of Americans for all their lives. Plus a catchy jingle to go with it. Something maybe like this "Give me a Kank, Give me a Kank, Give me a Piece of that Kan-Ken-Non! That Soul-Market Host Guy That'll Make Your Day, and Where ever you go you hear the people say: Give me a Kank, Give me a Kank, Give me a Piece of that Kan-Ken-Non!"
I dunno....that's some furious bidding. Remember, kids, DO IT WITH STYLE!
That's way too awesome. I'm not even going to bother waiting for more bids.
Welcome back!
irish_pirate's soul goes to Slavan K. Guiser!
Happy New Year everyone!
The very next person to post here gets to choose the soul being sold this time around (check the already sold list above--you can't pick any of those). I'll be deciding the winner, just pick the next victim and start your bidding!
Awwww, Kank, thanks for yet another soul to add to the collection!
And way too awesome? I dunno....that's a pretty average SKG bid. Is it that sorely missed among the Soul Market? Btw, what of that bid was deemed the best part?
I Bid:
The Fruit of the Loom Mascot characters to make every day just a little more random. Plus, you'll feel surprisingly comfortable with them.
The biggest ball of Twine in Minnesota. And the biggest ball of Twine in Katmandu, Nepal.
A yak that produces three different kinds of cheeses instead of milk.
A handy milkmaid (sexy style, if you wish) to get the three different kinds of cheeses.
Freshly churned butter waiting in a plastic container in your fridge every morning. Even though it says "I can't believe it's not a Hydrogenated Vegetable Substitute," it really isn't. To my knowledge.
The ability to not like Sara Lee (but still like her frozen pastries).
A freezer that dispenses never-ending Hot Pockets, Ice Cream Sandwiches, and Otter Pops.
Pie. Need I really say more? Of course! This isn't just any old pie, but the Pie of the Gods. And we're not talking those silly Roman or Greek gods, but real gods with hunger. That's right, this is the Pie that could feed the entire Norse Pantheon.
In addition to the Pie of the Gods, you'll need a main course, so I will also offer the Curry of the Gods. Hand-spiced, and flavored by Sri Lakshmi, Indian Goddess of Food (among other things), you'll find it fiery, delectable, and rather indescribable. If it's good enough for the entire Pantheon, it's good enough for Kank.
A Slurpee Machine inside your house. Mmmmm....and not crappy Icees or whatever, but a real honest-to-goodness 7/11 Slurpee machine.
The Oscar-Meyer Wienermobile. Why drive around in some fancy-schmancy BMW when you can impress rednecks the world over with the World's Largest Rolling Hotdog?
A yellow jumpsuit once used by Bruce Lee.
A broken piece of brick once used by Bruce Lee.
The ability to float like a butterfly and sting like Cassius Clay. Or Sugar Ray Leonard, depending on who you truly think is the Greatest.
The wittiness of Samuel Langhorne Clements and Winston Churchill combined.
A Grue, that won't eat you.
A Nerdcore rap by MC Frontalot and Optimus Rhyme about the awesomeness that is Kank.
Serendipity.
And finally, Access (free) to all the vending machines in Japan.
Awwww, Kank, thanks for yet another soul to add to the collection!
And way too awesome? I dunno....that's a pretty average SKG bid. Is it that sorely missed among the Soul Market? Btw, what of that bid was deemed the best part?
Bid to be placed here soon:
Not as many people seem to put much thought into their bids anymore, so you can say it was the effort that was sorely missed.
I should note that Dan Quayle will only sign a potatoe. A correctly spelled potato will just get ignored by him.
I miss the old Kit Kat jingle. That was the clincher for sure.
I should note that Dan Quayle will only sign a potatoe. A correctly spelled potato will just get ignored by him.
Yeah. I was thinking of how to put in "all the potatoes signed by Dan Quayle" and still get the joke in, but I didn't make it work. And it is very true.
Interesting aside: The actual potato that Dan Quayle signed is kept in a museum, dedicated to, what else, the potato, a little more than 30 miles from where I live.
And I'm glad you got the joke. Most of the kids nowadays probably wouldn't even caught the reference. *Sighs.*
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Yeah. I was thinking of how to put in "all the potatoes signed by Dan Quayle" and still get the joke in, but I didn't make it work. And it is very true.
Interesting aside: The actual potato that Dan Quayle signed is kept in a museum, dedicated to, what else, the potato, a little more than 30 miles from where I live.
And I'm glad you got the joke. Most of the kids nowadays probably wouldn't even caught the reference. *Sighs.*
- 2 speaking guinea pigs.
- 3 brains.
- The Heart of Cards (still beating).
- MaRo's head (only the head - ok I only want to get rid of the thing... tbh. you don't believe me? You did not think he had a head on his shoulders when he desinged Esper, did you?).
- a bag full of balls.
- A golden baseball bat to pitch the things listes above.
- Two Hobbits, a fiery eye, two armies (one humans, one Orggs).
- A ring.
- An arena with a bronze statue of you in front of it (let's call it Kankiseum) so you can watch the mayhem resulting of the two items above and force people to listen to your harp playing.
- A city around the Kankiseum.
- A firelighter.
- A trip to the 7th circle of hell, guided by Weaver's Soul.
- A cooking course for Swiss and Austrian dishes.
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Each reality is but the dream of another, and each sleeper a god unknowing.
We define the boundaries of reality; they don't define us.
20 tons of Banana-Colored Oranges (those monkeys will never tell the difference)
40 Automatic Banana Peelers (perfect for the lazy monkey in your life. WARNING: Applying the Automatic Banana Peeler to banana-colored oranges may cause the following symptons in monkeys: Blurred vision, sore throat, amnesia, headaches, dizziness, blindness, loss of hair, loss of blood, loss of limbs, death, zombification, vampirification, strange cravings for human brains, thirst for human blood, desire to shred human flesh, and gaining of weight. The Automatic Banana Peeler Company does not claim responsibility for any extra weight gained from use of this product. It is all your monkey's fault. Consult your nearest vet to see if the Automatic Banana Peeler is right for you.)
1 Extra Barrel of Monkeys (now with more vampire-monkeys, zombie-monkeys, and vampire-zombie-monkeys)
Necromancy powers (You can now control all zombies and necro any thread you want*! Mwahaha. *Use with caution.)
1 Bite from a Vampire (includes immortality, acceptance from other vampires, and really sharp, though not necessarily white, teeth. Batteries not included.)
1 Bite from a Werewolf (transforming you into a werepire every full moon. Terrorize while you can! Bite from a Werewolf Inc. is not responsible for fleas you may or may not get during full moons.)
1 hefty Hefty Brand trash bag filled with 1 hefty Hefty Brand trash bag filled with 1 hefty Hefty Brand trash bag filled with 1 hefty Hefty Brand trash bag filled with 1 box stuffed with 1 box stuffed with 1 empty box. (Now with 20% more dissapointment and failure)
And finally:
My soul for future auctions (even if you could have taken it from me at anytime)
Alright! I need some challenge in here or I'm gonna win 'em all. Two this time? My favorite number...well, Zwei, actually, but close enough. I'll have to make my bid twice as delicious, like doublemint gum.
Two Albino Rabbits (May Become More Albino Rabbits, Obviously).
A Set of Infinity Mirrors (Two Mirrors placed directly across from each other) in your bedroom, so that way when you wake up in the morning, you can watch an infinite army of yourself tell yourself just how awesome you are.
A Copy of Street Fighter IV Tournament Edition with Two High End Arcade Fighting Sticks.
Two clones of Richard Garfield, to create awesome games for you in their spare time.
A Playstation 2. Sorry, funding ran out with creating two clones of Richard Garfield.......if I had to have created only one, then I might've been able to afford a PS3. You know, 'cause they're obviously terribly expensive.
And....that's it for now. Considering no one else has bid.....it should be locked up simply.
As much money as it takes to open "Kank's House of Soul Food"
An entire onslaught of Scantily Clad Magic Babes to Feed sales, and the Customers at the House of Soul Food
The best Chefs in the world to Cook the soul food
Chef Gordon Ramsey, to Run the Kitchens
The "Gordon Ramsey Null Rod", Making you be able to control him.
Your own Pet Progenitus, with New Eratta, stating that it has Pro Everything, except Protection From Kank.
New Super Secret Vintage Tech, That I have yet to reveal, that doesn't cost an arm and a leg(and Possibly a soul) to buy.
A foiled and Signed Deck(By Finkel Himself) of HPWD, with New "Everlast" Sleeves(cuz the power of the HPWD melts all other sleeves)
Youre own Personal "Suck Up", who can and will be anyone you want(Famous or not)
A Life time supply of Stroopwafels
A Black Lotus Signed by Raptor Jesus
a Meet and Greet with Jonny Cash
Cheese and Crackers
Strawberry Milk
And a Chocolate Bar or your choosing.
Hm a market, well I have a couple of extra things in here, let's what can I bid for the 2 souls:
First, a beautiful tezzeract with a different color in each square.
A flying whale
A secret base of operations in the Antartika (it may contain some penguin minions)
A flavorless Bubblegum
A pony that likes to eat dwarven meat and can count up to six (it may even be a dwarven pony in fact)
Half a bottle of cranberry juice.
2 SOULS! WHAT A DEAL! I'll bid
7.3 blueberry pies
a baker's dozen apple fritters
a half-burned Canadian flag
my younger brother's head
a pair of scissors
an illegally pirated copy of Barbie Thumbelina
a copy of Braincat
a set of performing take-along monkeys
an ancient copy of Jurassic Park
my collection of underwater cats
anything else that happens to appeal to your sense of humour
Modern: GRB Jund BRG RBU Grixis Delver UBR Legacy: W Death & Taxes W GRB Punishing Jund BRG GUR Canadian Threshold RUG Commander: RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
first time in the market so I better offer some goodies:
one south pole explorer (may come with ice protection clothes)
two ears of salvador dali and half a mouth
3 different costumes from wolverine, now that they are from disney they are giving away stuff for free
4 coupons to get 10% off in the purchase of a Yuyu
5 bags of Yuyu food
6 different beatles, including the 2 fake john lennons (some may be dead)
7 Foil Tarmogoyfs with an errata that says "this creature doesn´t die to removal"
8 Threads complaining about how your 7 errata tarmogoyfs are still not good enough because they still can be targeted by mind control
9 sexy bellydancers with the reminder text "you may tap this anytime"
a cup
2 girls that eat anything (seriously!)
some RAM in an electronic device of your choice to upload videos in youtube
Your own personal YouKank, where you can upload videos of iron chef that actually ended up in a kung fu fight!
2 jackie chans
some nuts
a mental institution with 3 doctors that work for free
and a never ending doctor pepper that can change flavour if you watch lolcats on the web.
a 7 year contract for Chuck Norris as your personal servant/bodyguard
Drew Carey's chair from the original episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway
the chance to end Justin Bieber's musical career, no questions asked
new vocal cords that make you sound like T-Pain
erasure of Rebecca Black's existence and StarWars episodes 1-3
Rosie O'Donnell's ability to destroy an all-you-can-eat buffet
the body of Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt (depending on prefered gender)
That's way too awesome. I'm not even going to bother waiting for more bids.
Welcome back!
irish_pirate's soul goes to Slavan K. Guiser!
Happy New Year everyone!
The very next person to post here gets to choose the soul being sold this time around (check the already sold list above--you can't pick any of those). I'll be deciding the winner, just pick the next victim and start your bidding!
-Kankennon-
Make me a bid for Weaver's soul!
Bidding ends whenever I deem it to be so.
-Kankennon-
Must have his then!
I bid!
12 Shiney Pennies
11 fuzzy wuzzy bears
10 dogs a barkin'
9 Cats Meowin'
8 Cups of Cider
7 Squirrels a Flyin'
6 fleece jackets
5 Fake Gold Rings!!!!
4 calling Turds
3 Dutch Hens
2 Horned Tutles
And A Bork in a Boooork Tree!!!!
Semi-Retired EDH: Saffi Infinite Combo | Grenzo Mono-Red Aggro
Modern: Shamanism
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And way too awesome? I dunno....that's a pretty average SKG bid. Is it that sorely missed among the Soul Market? Btw, what of that bid was deemed the best part?
I Bid:
The Fruit of the Loom Mascot characters to make every day just a little more random. Plus, you'll feel surprisingly comfortable with them.
The biggest ball of Twine in Minnesota. And the biggest ball of Twine in Katmandu, Nepal.
A yak that produces three different kinds of cheeses instead of milk.
A handy milkmaid (sexy style, if you wish) to get the three different kinds of cheeses.
Freshly churned butter waiting in a plastic container in your fridge every morning. Even though it says "I can't believe it's not a Hydrogenated Vegetable Substitute," it really isn't. To my knowledge.
The ability to not like Sara Lee (but still like her frozen pastries).
A freezer that dispenses never-ending Hot Pockets, Ice Cream Sandwiches, and Otter Pops.
Pie. Need I really say more? Of course! This isn't just any old pie, but the Pie of the Gods. And we're not talking those silly Roman or Greek gods, but real gods with hunger. That's right, this is the Pie that could feed the entire Norse Pantheon.
In addition to the Pie of the Gods, you'll need a main course, so I will also offer the Curry of the Gods. Hand-spiced, and flavored by Sri Lakshmi, Indian Goddess of Food (among other things), you'll find it fiery, delectable, and rather indescribable. If it's good enough for the entire Pantheon, it's good enough for Kank.
A Slurpee Machine inside your house. Mmmmm....and not crappy Icees or whatever, but a real honest-to-goodness 7/11 Slurpee machine.
The Oscar-Meyer Wienermobile. Why drive around in some fancy-schmancy BMW when you can impress rednecks the world over with the World's Largest Rolling Hotdog?
A yellow jumpsuit once used by Bruce Lee.
A broken piece of brick once used by Bruce Lee.
The ability to float like a butterfly and sting like Cassius Clay. Or Sugar Ray Leonard, depending on who you truly think is the Greatest.
The wittiness of Samuel Langhorne Clements and Winston Churchill combined.
A Grue, that won't eat you.
A Nerdcore rap by MC Frontalot and Optimus Rhyme about the awesomeness that is Kank.
Serendipity.
And finally, Access (free) to all the vending machines in Japan.
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
DCI Advanced Organizer
Not as many people seem to put much thought into their bids anymore, so you can say it was the effort that was sorely missed.
I should note that Dan Quayle will only sign a potatoe. A correctly spelled potato will just get ignored by him.
I miss the old Kit Kat jingle. That was the clincher for sure.
Happy 4 year MTGS anniversary to me!
Yeah. I was thinking of how to put in "all the potatoes signed by Dan Quayle" and still get the joke in, but I didn't make it work. And it is very true.
Interesting aside: The actual potato that Dan Quayle signed is kept in a museum, dedicated to, what else, the potato, a little more than 30 miles from where I live.
And I'm glad you got the joke. Most of the kids nowadays probably wouldn't even caught the reference. *Sighs.*
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
DCI Advanced Organizer
Go old fogies, go!
- 2 speaking guinea pigs.
- 3 brains.
- The Heart of Cards (still beating).
- MaRo's head (only the head - ok I only want to get rid of the thing... tbh. you don't believe me? You did not think he had a head on his shoulders when he desinged Esper, did you?).
- a bag full of balls.
- A golden baseball bat to pitch the things listes above.
- Two Hobbits, a fiery eye, two armies (one humans, one Orggs).
- A ring.
- An arena with a bronze statue of you in front of it (let's call it Kankiseum) so you can watch the mayhem resulting of the two items above and force people to listen to your harp playing.
- A city around the Kankiseum.
- A firelighter.
- A trip to the 7th circle of hell, guided by Weaver's Soul.
- A cooking course for Swiss and Austrian dishes.
Whats funny, is that I took the Dantes Inferno Test, and My ultimate Level of Hell is the 7th, how'd you know?????:p
a passport to Côte d'Ivoire
a chocolate flavored Turducken
a deaf duelist (not really deft)
your own parallel dimension
a portal to an alternate time stream where you're emperor of the universe
some free not so random links to wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Random
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C%C3%B4te_d%27Ivoire
I will offer:
1 Barrel of Monkeys (now with more barrel)
20 tons of Banana-Colored Oranges (those monkeys will never tell the difference)
40 Automatic Banana Peelers (perfect for the lazy monkey in your life. WARNING: Applying the Automatic Banana Peeler to banana-colored oranges may cause the following symptons in monkeys: Blurred vision, sore throat, amnesia, headaches, dizziness, blindness, loss of hair, loss of blood, loss of limbs, death, zombification, vampirification, strange cravings for human brains, thirst for human blood, desire to shred human flesh, and gaining of weight. The Automatic Banana Peeler Company does not claim responsibility for any extra weight gained from use of this product. It is all your monkey's fault. Consult your nearest vet to see if the Automatic Banana Peeler is right for you.)
1 Extra Barrel of Monkeys (now with more vampire-monkeys, zombie-monkeys, and vampire-zombie-monkeys)
Necromancy powers (You can now control all zombies and necro any thread you want*! Mwahaha. *Use with caution.)
1 Bite from a Vampire (includes immortality, acceptance from other vampires, and really sharp, though not necessarily white, teeth. Batteries not included.)
1 Bite from a Werewolf (transforming you into a werepire every full moon. Terrorize while you can! Bite from a Werewolf Inc. is not responsible for fleas you may or may not get during full moons.)
1 hefty Hefty Brand trash bag filled with 1 hefty Hefty Brand trash bag filled with 1 hefty Hefty Brand trash bag filled with 1 hefty Hefty Brand trash bag filled with 1 box stuffed with 1 box stuffed with 1 empty box. (Now with 20% more dissapointment and failure)
And finally:
My soul for future auctions (even if you could have taken it from me at anytime)
I can't pass up the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile and never ending Slurpees. That beats all.
Weaver's soul (once again) goes to Slavan K. Guiser
Who wants their soul sold next?
kpaca?
Edghyatt?
Hey--why not both?
Make me an offer for both kpaca and Edghyatt's souls!
Bidding ends when I've had enough bids, and/or when I wake up and smell the coffee.
Two Albino Rabbits (May Become More Albino Rabbits, Obviously).
A Set of Infinity Mirrors (Two Mirrors placed directly across from each other) in your bedroom, so that way when you wake up in the morning, you can watch an infinite army of yourself tell yourself just how awesome you are.
A Copy of Street Fighter IV Tournament Edition with Two High End Arcade Fighting Sticks.
Two clones of Richard Garfield, to create awesome games for you in their spare time.
A Playstation 2. Sorry, funding ran out with creating two clones of Richard Garfield.......if I had to have created only one, then I might've been able to afford a PS3. You know, 'cause they're obviously terribly expensive.
And....that's it for now. Considering no one else has bid.....it should be locked up simply.
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
DCI Advanced Organizer
Many thanks to Sgt. Chubbz of Damnation studios.
For the 2 souls I bid:
As much money as it takes to open "Kank's House of Soul Food"
An entire onslaught of Scantily Clad Magic Babes to Feed sales, and the Customers at the House of Soul Food
The best Chefs in the world to Cook the soul food
Chef Gordon Ramsey, to Run the Kitchens
The "Gordon Ramsey Null Rod", Making you be able to control him.
Your own Pet Progenitus, with New Eratta, stating that it has Pro Everything, except Protection From Kank.
New Super Secret Vintage Tech, That I have yet to reveal, that doesn't cost an arm and a leg(and Possibly a soul) to buy.
A foiled and Signed Deck(By Finkel Himself) of HPWD, with New "Everlast" Sleeves(cuz the power of the HPWD melts all other sleeves)
Youre own Personal "Suck Up", who can and will be anyone you want(Famous or not)
A Life time supply of Stroopwafels
A Black Lotus Signed by Raptor Jesus
a Meet and Greet with Jonny Cash
Cheese and Crackers
Strawberry Milk
And a Chocolate Bar or your choosing.
First, a beautiful tezzeract with a different color in each square.
A flying whale
A secret base of operations in the Antartika (it may contain some penguin minions)
A flavorless Bubblegum
A pony that likes to eat dwarven meat and can count up to six (it may even be a dwarven pony in fact)
Half a bottle of cranberry juice.
7.3 blueberry pies
a baker's dozen apple fritters
a half-burned Canadian flag
my younger brother's head
a pair of scissors
an illegally pirated copy of Barbie Thumbelina
a copy of Braincat
a set of performing take-along monkeys
an ancient copy of Jurassic Park
my collection of underwater cats
anything else that happens to appeal to your sense of humour
Modern:
GRB Jund BRG
RBU Grixis Delver UBR
Legacy:
W Death & Taxes W
GRB Punishing Jund BRG
GUR Canadian Threshold RUG
Commander:
RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
one south pole explorer (may come with ice protection clothes)
two ears of salvador dali and half a mouth
3 different costumes from wolverine, now that they are from disney they are giving away stuff for free
4 coupons to get 10% off in the purchase of a Yuyu
5 bags of Yuyu food
6 different beatles, including the 2 fake john lennons (some may be dead)
7 Foil Tarmogoyfs with an errata that says "this creature doesn´t die to removal"
8 Threads complaining about how your 7 errata tarmogoyfs are still not good enough because they still can be targeted by mind control
9 sexy bellydancers with the reminder text "you may tap this anytime"
a cup
2 girls that eat anything (seriously!)
some RAM in an electronic device of your choice to upload videos in youtube
Your own personal YouKank, where you can upload videos of iron chef that actually ended up in a kung fu fight!
2 jackie chans
some nuts
a mental institution with 3 doctors that work for free
and a never ending doctor pepper that can change flavour if you watch lolcats on the web.
URPyromancer ascension RU
lolaphants - the only one card win .deck left in standard UGB
I like 4/4s for 7.
I love this bid. I nominate this one as the best for me.
a 7 year contract for Chuck Norris as your personal servant/bodyguard
Drew Carey's chair from the original episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway
the chance to end Justin Bieber's musical career, no questions asked
new vocal cords that make you sound like T-Pain
erasure of Rebecca Black's existence and StarWars episodes 1-3
Rosie O'Donnell's ability to destroy an all-you-can-eat buffet
the body of Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt (depending on prefered gender)
and, last but not least:
the 2012 presidency!!!!
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