Wow...I Just discovered this thread. So I guess I will make a bid.
I Bid three things.
A keg of your favorite beer.
12 dozens of krispy kreme doughnuts.
And....A box of Oreos.
Edit:: I'll throw in a gallon of milk and a Glass. Because what good is oreos with out milk? And what good is Milk without a glass?
I bid...
A jar of pickled eyes.
A camel, with 13 humps. (Very efficient.)
12 men, freshly skewered.
14 emotastic poems
A cow, with a black coat and white spots.
A moogle.
A fetus.
- 24 wild Ferrets in a box
- A horse shoe
- TFE and TFD.
- A flying stick
- 1 Celene Dion CD
- 3 homelands boosters
- 1 level 3 menger sponge
- 3 strawberry scented candles
- A peice of paper with the word RAWR writtin on it
- The cane from citizen kane
- JON FINKELS AUTOGRAPH
- A purple rabbit,
- An old tape with the tv show Monk taped on it,
- 1 akward silence (and chocolate pudding)
- 1 Flying fish
- 1 cereal box toy
- 1 pinata stuffed with snoz berries
- A bumper sticker that says "I am ninja!" and it has a picture of a ninja kicking a pirate in the head
- 1 homeless guy with a turkey sandwich
- 1 Faulty assembly-worker
- 1 scarecrow thats on fire
- Everything I own
- Everything Psiblast owns
- The Dramatic Chimpmonk (Who is actually Prairie dog)
- The O RLY? owl
- An Angrey Germain Kid
- and the Canadian Box Lacrosse Team.
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I bid:
a set of all purpose forks and spoons
An ATV with 5 wheels
Every cat ever featured in an LOLcat or Caturday meme
The interweb
A family of monkeys trained to do anything within reason
Every ounce of oil in the middle east
An oil to gas converter large enuff to accomadate said oil
Souls of every Republican in DC (They weren't using them anyways)
The houses on either side of my own
2 rare breeds of the animal of your choice
A caveman frozen in ice (club included)
Replacement club for stated caveman
King Kong's younger brother Pepito Kong
A mystical genie that will post whatever you want, but in a way that will make anybody who reads it think you're the coolest person ever.
Endless free meal coupons for every restaurant in the world (except Joe's, but that's OK, cuz they don't wash their hands(
This really cool thing that evolves or devolves anything you point it at.
A guy in one of those inflatable mascot suits that will do your bidding
A USB port...sync'd directly with your brain
A thing that lets you connect your new USBrain with your computer
A brand new computer that has programs to make sure your brain doesn't accidentally download a virus
CHEESE!!!! ENOUGH CHEESE TO LAST YOU 10 LIFETIMES, and it never goes bad...
A pack of gum and
Bazooka Joe and the Gang...IN REAL LIFE!! Also willing to do your bidding.
I bid:
a set of all purpose forks and spoons
An ATV with 5 wheels
Every cat ever featured in an LOLcat or Caturday meme
The interweb
A family of monkeys trained to do anything within reason A! Every ounce of oil in the middle east
An oil to gas converter large enuff to accomadate said oil
Souls of every Republican in DC (They weren't using them anyways)
The houses on either side of my own
2 rare breeds of the animal of your choice B! A caveman frozen in ice (club included)
Replacement club for stated caveman
King Kong's younger brother Pepito Kong
A mystical genie that will post whatever you want, but in a way that will make anybody who reads it think you're the coolest person ever.
Endless free meal coupons for every restaurant in the world (except Joe's, but that's OK, cuz they don't wash their hands(
This really cool thing that evolves or devolves anything you point it at.
A guy in one of those inflatable mascot suits that will do your bidding
A USB port...sync'd directly with your brain
A thing that lets you connect your new USBrain with your computer
A brand new computer that has programs to make sure your brain doesn't accidentally download a virus
CHEESE!!!! ENOUGH CHEESE TO LAST YOU 10 LIFETIMES, and it never goes bad...
A pack of gum and
Bazooka Joe and the Gang...IN REAL LIFE!! Also willing to do your bidding.
A) Why would anyone want to become a target for the USA?
B) Brandon Frasier??? That matters for the inherent value of this bid!!!
Hey kids! Don't like rules? Tired of having your lulz censored by terrible, terrible people called "moderators"? Big fan of metal? Check out Metaln☺☺☺☺! This is probably the worst possible forum to advertise it on!
Added bonus: we're holding a songwriting contest in march with a registry drive going on right now! Check it out, plus the opportunity to earn $50!
(I will likely give people another week or so, so keep bidding!)
Yeah... EVERYONE wants a piece of the beautiful meme...
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Added bonus: we're holding a songwriting contest in march with a registry drive going on right now! Check it out, plus the opportunity to earn $50!
*I bid my Diplomatic Immunity on the Planets Eternia and Etheria
*1 Commodore 64 computer system. With 500 Games (Including Dizzy)
*The NES Robot
*1 Jar full of Vampire Werewolf Ladybugs
*Your own Theme Song
*Video of Rob Sneider and Adam Sandler making out in a vat of Shaving Creme
*An Angry Inch
*3 Crates of deadly Ninja Throwing Exploding Death Kittens
*5 Amourous Chickens
*Set of juggling Chainsaws
*Entire collection of Powerlord toys
*The ability to fire Eyebeams that turn people Plaid
*Personal emergency eject mechanism
*Bag of fresh Gummy wurms
*Promise to make Willow a part of the Star Wars Expanded Universe
*Six cans of Cream of Puppy soup
*The ability to Touch This
*The ability to divide by zero
*An Orange Blueberry
*1 Lethargic Greyhound
*Promise to Canonize the old Filmation Ghostbusters cartoon into the Real Ghostbusters Cartoons and movies, with a movie with all the characters together to fight Cloverfield to be released next Summer.
Ok, this is for the gold. For Sakura's Soul, I bid...
A Puppy cloner machine, for infinite puppies. Takes two double a batteries.
A puppy masher machine, for when you get tired of the puppies. Solar powered.
three 90 ton pirate frigates, each manned with 90 of the worst scalywags to every sail the high seas. Each of these noble Vessels is stocked with Rum, Food, and other provisions to last three years.
Laser cannons for your pirate ships. Puppy powered.
A bandersnatch, also puppy powered.
50 Extra double a batteries. Your puppy cloning machine is going to get worked overtime.
The ability to turn invisible when some one says the word "Karma"
A Drydock for if you want to work on your frigate.
20 identicle frigates, for replacements or parts.
20 bawdy wenches, in case you get bored at sea.
An army of skincare specialists.
A troop of cyborg orangotangs(sp?)
*I bid my Diplomatic Immunity on the Planets Eternia and Etheria
*1 Commodore 64 computer system. With 500 Games (Including Dizzy)
*The NES Robot
*1 Jar full of Vampire Werewolf Ladybugs
*Your own Theme Song
*Video of Rob Sneider and Adam Sandler making out in a vat of Shaving Creme
*An Angry Inch *3 Crates of deadly Ninja Throwing Exploding Death Kittens
*5 Amourous Chickens
*Set of juggling Chainsaws
*Entire collection of Powerlord toys
*The ability to fire Eyebeams that turn people Plaid
*Personal emergency eject mechanism
*Bag of fresh Gummy wurms *Promise to make Willow a part of the Star Wars Expanded Universe
*Six cans of Cream of Puppy soup
*The ability to Touch This
*The ability to divide by zero
*An Orange Blueberry
*1 Lethargic Greyhound *Promise to Canonize the old Filmation Ghostbusters cartoon into the Real Ghostbusters Cartoons and movies, with a movie with all the characters together to fight Cloverfield to be released next Summer.
Quoted for emphasis, those are some really strong bids right there. strong, stronger, then holy crap i want it now!!!!
- 24 wild Ferrets in a box
- A horse shoe
- TFE and TFD.
- A flying stick
- 1 Celene Dion CD
- 3 homelands boosters
- 1 level 3 menger sponge
- 3 strawberry scented candles
- A peice of paper with the word RAWR writtin on it
- The cane from citizen kane
- JON FINKELS AUTOGRAPH
- A purple rabbit,
- An old tape with the tv show Monk taped on it,
- 1 akward silence (and chocolate pudding)
- 1 Flying fish
- 1 cereal box toy
- 1 pinata stuffed with snoz berries
- A bumper sticker that says "I am ninja!" and it has a picture of a ninja kicking a pirate in the head
- 1 homeless guy with a turkey sandwich
- 1 Faulty assembly-worker
- 1 scarecrow thats on fire
- Everything I own
- Everything Psiblast owns - The Dramatic Chimpmonk (Who is actually Prairie dog)
- The O RLY? owl
- An Angrey Germain Kid
- and the Canadian Box Lacrosse Team.
EDIT: My bid in total.
- The peanut butter jelly guy ->
- 24 wild Ferrets in a box
- A horse shoe
- TFE and TFD.
- A flying stick
- 1 Celene Dion CD
- 3 homelands boosters
- 1 level 3 menger sponge
- 3 strawberry scented candles
- A peice of paper with the word RAWR writtin on it
- The cane from citizen kane
- JON FINKELS AUTOGRAPH
- A purple rabbit,
- An old tape with the tv show Monk taped on it,
- 1 akward silence (and chocolate pudding)
- 1 Flying fish
- 1 cereal box toy
- 1 pinata stuffed with snoz berries
- A bumper sticker that says "I am ninja!" and it has a picture of a ninja kicking a pirate in the head
- 1 homeless guy with a turkey sandwich
- 1 Faulty assembly-worker
- 1 scarecrow thats on fire
- Everything I own
- Everything Psiblast owns - The Dramatic Chimpmonk (Who is actually Prairie dog)
- The O RLY? owl
- An Angrey German Kid
- and the Canadian Box Lacrosse Team
- An "All your base are belong to us" bumper sticker.
- An Alpaca of the Pants.
- An alpaca fur coat.
- The Elfen Lied series on DVD
- A Chuck Norris Hankerchief
- A Kankerchief
- A get-out-of-mana-screw-free card.
- A horney Walrus.
- Adem Sandler singing that jewish them.
- Free pr0n.
- This Link.
- A catfish jelly bean.
- The angrey German kids escape key.
- The star wars kid.
- 1 Weegee, with golden mushroom.
- Garfield minus Garfield on DVD O.o
- Thousands of rabid Poultrygeuists.
- Thousands of cute kittens.
- Thousands of cute puppies.
- A toad.
- Snuffleupagus.
- Boba Fett.
- The clones.
- Star wars the abrigid series on DVD.
I bid:
a set of all purpose forks and spoons
An ATV with 5 wheels
Every cat ever featured in an LOLcat or Caturday meme
The interweb
A family of monkeys trained to do anything within reason
Every ounce of oil in the middle east
An oil to gas converter large enuff to accomadate said oil
Souls of every Republican in DC (They weren't using them anyways)
The houses on either side of my own
2 rare breeds of the animal of your choice
A caveman frozen in ice (club included)
Replacement club for stated caveman
King Kong's younger brother Pepito Kong
A mystical genie that will post whatever you want, but in a way that will make anybody who reads it think you're the coolest person ever.
Endless free meal coupons for every restaurant in the world (except Joe's, but that's OK, cuz they don't wash their hands(
This really cool thing that evolves or devolves anything you point it at.
A guy in one of those inflatable mascot suits that will do your bidding
A USB port...sync'd directly with your brain
A thing that lets you connect your new USBrain with your computer
A brand new computer that has programs to make sure your brain doesn't accidentally download a virus
CHEESE!!!! ENOUGH CHEESE TO LAST YOU 10 LIFETIMES, and it never goes bad...
A pack of gum
Bazooka Joe and the Gang...IN REAL LIFE!! Also willing to do your bidding.
The soul's of my entire extended family "Soul Food Cookbook" so you know how to keep my family's soul well fed
9999 monkeys
Infini-time Chamber TM for giving anything you want infinite time to do so
9999 typewriters w/ infinite ink and paper
2 more monkeys
Someone to clean the feces from inside your Infini-Time Chamber TM
Copyright to the phrase "That Hurt!" carrying a fine of $200,000
A stick with which to hit people
An enforcer to make sure people pay up when they say your new copyrighted phrase
The Actual deed to the Brooklyn Bridge
Rights to install a toll booth at either end of the bridge, Free of cost!
Legions of loyal Mexicans and Canadians ready to invade the US at your whim
Popsicles so you can truly say "I got some popsicles in the cellar"
A deck that actually does the Heart of the Cards thing from Yu-Gi-Oh allowing you to always draw what you needed
Some 1337 Hackers who will hack any computer system you want
Endless Top Ramen to feed said hacker with (they eat it dry, don't worry)
MOAR MONKEYS!!! (in self-cleaning diapers)
Leonidas' talking head in a jar (he says his catch phrases on demand)
Satan's pitchfork (curses removed)
A camera that always takes the coolest pictures even if you suck at taking pictures
A fully functional Iron Man TM Suit kustom krafted to your size
Tony Starke as played by Robert Downy Jr. (w/ Iron Man TM Suit)
An ergonomic keyboard in case you ever type this much
Any "prize reveal chick" you want from any game show ever on TV (unless you like guys, then you get a chippendale)
This BRAND NEW CAR!!!! Oooh! Ahhh!
A gun that makes people look like they were drawn in any number of Manga styles
A gun that changes the people back if you want to
Classic Burn Deck (20 Black Lotus, 20 Lightning Bolt)
A movie theater that plays your favorite movies on demand and has a room always stocked with fresh popcorn
Lots of napkins (that popcorn gets greasy)
and
A Global-Warming-b-Gone Aerosol spray
*I bid my Diplomatic Immunity on the Planets Eternia and Etheria
*1 Commodore 64 computer system. With 500 Games (Including Dizzy)
*The NES Robot
*1 Jar full of Vampire Werewolf Ladybugs
*Your own Theme Song
*Video of Rob Sneider and Adam Sandler making out in a vat of Shaving Creme
*An Angry Inch
*3 Crates of deadly Ninja Throwing Exploding Death Kittens
*5 Amourous Chickens
*Set of juggling Chainsaws
*Entire collection of Powerlord toys
*The ability to fire Eyebeams that turn people Plaid
*Personal emergency eject mechanism
*Bag of fresh Gummy wurms
*Promise to make Willow a part of the Star Wars Expanded Universe
*Six cans of Cream of Puppy soup
*The ability to Touch This
*The ability to divide by zero
*An Orange Blueberry
*1 Lethargic Greyhound
*Promise to Canonize the old Filmation Ghostbusters cartoon into the Real Ghostbusters Cartoons and movies, with a movie with all the characters together to fight Cloverfield to be released next Summer.
Plus -
*1000 Origami Cranes made from Gold Leaf
*Starring role in the Retarded Animal Babies vs Happy Tree Friends movie
*5 Socks of your choice (to help match up pairs broken by hungry dryers)
*The answer to why a Good Jedi Type person like Obi Wan would leave his best friend to die a slow smoldering agonizing death next to a river of lava rather than either save him or put him out of his misery
*Promise the new Star Trek movie will not suck
*Sex with Twenty Three Year Olds, because there are Twenty of them
*Lifetime supply of Power Bars made from Apple cores adn Old Newspapers
*5 Litres of Yoghurt made from human milk in a variety of fruit flavours
*The ability to speak Canadian
I missed my chance to counter bid for Sakura's soul back when you had your wild card bidding session, I'm not going to miss it again now.
- The black suit Spider Ham Kubrick figure (secret figure from Marvel series 4)
-The first post in any thread involving transgender issues, obscure video game/cartoon references, or Florida's stupidity.
- A rock band microphone that actually reads your voice right. It will pick up all singing correctly; even the spoken parts.
- All of the people that I have rescued from Sakura's basement dungeon. That's right, all of them: 24 Boys, 13 girls, 6 animals and 1 robot.
- The chance to choose the surprise twist at the end of the next M.Night Shamalamadingdong movie.
-Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy.
-All of my Star Wars glasses; except for Boba Fett. No matter how sure I am, I never risk the Fett man.
-2000 fruit flies that have had their gender roles changed
- A large shake
- Some fries to go with that shake
- The cure for Homosexuality
- The cure for Heterosexuality
- The cure for Nonsexuality (All three are Sakura by the way.)
- All of the Garfields that have been cropped out of Sakura's signature.
- A white bear that has been trained to say "tag, you're it"
- 100% backwards compatibility on the Xbox 360
- 100% sideways compatibility on the Nintendo Wii
- 100% forwards compatibility on the Colecovision
- The Indiana Jones theme; played every time you get out of anything.
-The Orange Box (no not half life 2, an actual box of oranges)
-Although I can't offer Canada, I can stand on guard for thee.
Wow...I Just discovered this thread. So I guess I will make a bid.
I Bid three things.
A keg of your favorite beer.
12 dozens of krispy kreme doughnuts.
And....A box of Oreos.
Edit:: I'll throw in a gallon of milk and a Glass. Because what good is oreos with out milk? And what good is Milk without a glass?
Ok
I'll throw in this:
A deticated Avatar to your Awsomness.
I'll throw in a Dairy Queen Dippy Bar.
I Bid three things.
A keg of your favorite beer.
12 dozens of krispy kreme doughnuts.
And....A box of Oreos.
Edit:: I'll throw in a gallon of milk and a Glass. Because what good is oreos with out milk? And what good is Milk without a glass?
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A jar of pickled eyes.
A camel, with 13 humps. (Very efficient.)
12 men, freshly skewered.
14 emotastic poems
A cow, with a black coat and white spots.
A moogle.
A fetus.
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- 24 wild Ferrets in a box
- A horse shoe
- TFE and TFD.
- A flying stick
- 1 Celene Dion CD
- 3 homelands boosters
- 1 level 3 menger sponge
- 3 strawberry scented candles
- A peice of paper with the word RAWR writtin on it
- The cane from citizen kane
- JON FINKELS AUTOGRAPH
- A purple rabbit,
- An old tape with the tv show Monk taped on it,
- 1 akward silence (and chocolate pudding)
- 1 Flying fish
- 1 cereal box toy
- 1 pinata stuffed with snoz berries
- A bumper sticker that says "I am ninja!" and it has a picture of a ninja kicking a pirate in the head
- 1 homeless guy with a turkey sandwich
- 1 Faulty assembly-worker
- 1 scarecrow thats on fire
- Everything I own
- Everything Psiblast owns
- The Dramatic Chimpmonk (Who is actually Prairie dog)
- The O RLY? owl
- An Angrey Germain Kid
- and the Canadian Box Lacrosse Team.
On behalf of all Canadians, I apologize for both Celine Dion and anything William Shatner related which is not Star Trek
a set of all purpose forks and spoons
An ATV with 5 wheels
Every cat ever featured in an LOLcat or Caturday meme
The interweb
A family of monkeys trained to do anything within reason
Every ounce of oil in the middle east
An oil to gas converter large enuff to accomadate said oil
Souls of every Republican in DC (They weren't using them anyways)
The houses on either side of my own
2 rare breeds of the animal of your choice
A caveman frozen in ice (club included)
Replacement club for stated caveman
King Kong's younger brother Pepito Kong
A mystical genie that will post whatever you want, but in a way that will make anybody who reads it think you're the coolest person ever.
Endless free meal coupons for every restaurant in the world (except Joe's, but that's OK, cuz they don't wash their hands(
This really cool thing that evolves or devolves anything you point it at.
A guy in one of those inflatable mascot suits that will do your bidding
A USB port...sync'd directly with your brain
A thing that lets you connect your new USBrain with your computer
A brand new computer that has programs to make sure your brain doesn't accidentally download a virus
CHEESE!!!! ENOUGH CHEESE TO LAST YOU 10 LIFETIMES, and it never goes bad...
A pack of gum
and
Bazooka Joe and the Gang...IN REAL LIFE!! Also willing to do your bidding.
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
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It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
A) Why would anyone want to become a target for the USA?
B) Brandon Frasier??? That matters for the inherent value of this bid!!!
Thats why its in there, all bids have to have at least one fail item
Though mine has 2, Homelands = Fail to
Here is the proof.
Honestly, Homelands is more awesome. Why? Didgeridoo.
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You WISH you could still get me with that one.
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Ryttare Kelasin Luna Orelinalei
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
Banner made by: Spiderboy4 :o:o:o
It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
Go right ahead!
(I will likely give people another week or so, so keep bidding!)
Yeah... EVERYONE wants a piece of the beautiful meme...
Added bonus: we're holding a songwriting contest in march with a registry drive going on right now! Check it out, plus the opportunity to earn $50!
Do you know whats even better?
I own a Didgeridoo for reals!
That said, I add a Didgeridoo to my bid.... and the peanut butter jelly guy ->
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*1 Commodore 64 computer system. With 500 Games (Including Dizzy)
*The NES Robot
*1 Jar full of Vampire Werewolf Ladybugs
*Your own Theme Song
*Video of Rob Sneider and Adam Sandler making out in a vat of Shaving Creme
*An Angry Inch
*3 Crates of deadly Ninja Throwing Exploding Death Kittens
*5 Amourous Chickens
*Set of juggling Chainsaws
*Entire collection of Powerlord toys
*The ability to fire Eyebeams that turn people Plaid
*Personal emergency eject mechanism
*Bag of fresh Gummy wurms
*Promise to make Willow a part of the Star Wars Expanded Universe
*Six cans of Cream of Puppy soup
*The ability to Touch This
*The ability to divide by zero
*An Orange Blueberry
*1 Lethargic Greyhound
*Promise to Canonize the old Filmation Ghostbusters cartoon into the Real Ghostbusters Cartoons and movies, with a movie with all the characters together to fight Cloverfield to be released next Summer.
A Puppy cloner machine, for infinite puppies. Takes two double a batteries.
A puppy masher machine, for when you get tired of the puppies. Solar powered.
three 90 ton pirate frigates, each manned with 90 of the worst scalywags to every sail the high seas. Each of these noble Vessels is stocked with Rum, Food, and other provisions to last three years.
Laser cannons for your pirate ships. Puppy powered.
A bandersnatch, also puppy powered.
50 Extra double a batteries. Your puppy cloning machine is going to get worked overtime.
The ability to turn invisible when some one says the word "Karma"
A Drydock for if you want to work on your frigate.
20 identicle frigates, for replacements or parts.
20 bawdy wenches, in case you get bored at sea.
An army of skincare specialists.
A troop of cyborg orangotangs(sp?)
Quoted for emphasis, those are some really strong bids right there. strong, stronger, then holy crap i want it now!!!!
Tribute to Dr. Jeebus
Not a little Sheeple.
Alcar trying to steal my bid
EDIT: My bid in total.
- The peanut butter jelly guy ->
- 24 wild Ferrets in a box
- A horse shoe
- TFE and TFD.
- A flying stick
- 1 Celene Dion CD
- 3 homelands boosters
- 1 level 3 menger sponge
- 3 strawberry scented candles
- A peice of paper with the word RAWR writtin on it
- The cane from citizen kane
- JON FINKELS AUTOGRAPH
- A purple rabbit,
- An old tape with the tv show Monk taped on it,
- 1 akward silence (and chocolate pudding)
- 1 Flying fish
- 1 cereal box toy
- 1 pinata stuffed with snoz berries
- A bumper sticker that says "I am ninja!" and it has a picture of a ninja kicking a pirate in the head
- 1 homeless guy with a turkey sandwich
- 1 Faulty assembly-worker
- 1 scarecrow thats on fire
- Everything I own
- Everything Psiblast owns
- The Dramatic Chimpmonk (Who is actually Prairie dog)
- The O RLY? owl
- An Angrey German Kid
- and the Canadian Box Lacrosse Team
- An "All your base are belong to us" bumper sticker.
- An Alpaca of the Pants.
- An alpaca fur coat.
- The Elfen Lied series on DVD
- A Chuck Norris Hankerchief
- A Kankerchief
- A get-out-of-mana-screw-free card.
- A horney Walrus.
- Adem Sandler singing that jewish them.
- Free pr0n.
- This Link.
- A catfish jelly bean.
- The angrey German kids escape key.
- The star wars kid.
- 1 Weegee, with golden mushroom.
- Garfield minus Garfield on DVD O.o
- Thousands of rabid Poultrygeuists.
- Thousands of cute kittens.
- Thousands of cute puppies.
- A toad.
- Snuffleupagus.
- Boba Fett.
- The clones.
- Star wars the abrigid series on DVD.
Thats it, I swear.
I bid:
a set of all purpose forks and spoons
An ATV with 5 wheels
Every cat ever featured in an LOLcat or Caturday meme
The interweb
A family of monkeys trained to do anything within reason
Every ounce of oil in the middle east
An oil to gas converter large enuff to accomadate said oil
Souls of every Republican in DC (They weren't using them anyways)
The houses on either side of my own
2 rare breeds of the animal of your choice
A caveman frozen in ice (club included)
Replacement club for stated caveman
King Kong's younger brother Pepito Kong
A mystical genie that will post whatever you want, but in a way that will make anybody who reads it think you're the coolest person ever.
Endless free meal coupons for every restaurant in the world (except Joe's, but that's OK, cuz they don't wash their hands(
This really cool thing that evolves or devolves anything you point it at.
A guy in one of those inflatable mascot suits that will do your bidding
A USB port...sync'd directly with your brain
A thing that lets you connect your new USBrain with your computer
A brand new computer that has programs to make sure your brain doesn't accidentally download a virus
CHEESE!!!! ENOUGH CHEESE TO LAST YOU 10 LIFETIMES, and it never goes bad...
A pack of gum
Bazooka Joe and the Gang...IN REAL LIFE!! Also willing to do your bidding.
The soul's of my entire extended family "Soul Food Cookbook" so you know how to keep my family's soul well fed
9999 monkeys
Infini-time Chamber TM for giving anything you want infinite time to do so
9999 typewriters w/ infinite ink and paper
2 more monkeys
Someone to clean the feces from inside your Infini-Time Chamber TM
Copyright to the phrase "That Hurt!" carrying a fine of $200,000
A stick with which to hit people
An enforcer to make sure people pay up when they say your new copyrighted phrase
The Actual deed to the Brooklyn Bridge
Rights to install a toll booth at either end of the bridge, Free of cost!
Legions of loyal Mexicans and Canadians ready to invade the US at your whim
Popsicles so you can truly say "I got some popsicles in the cellar"
A deck that actually does the Heart of the Cards thing from Yu-Gi-Oh allowing you to always draw what you needed
Some 1337 Hackers who will hack any computer system you want
Endless Top Ramen to feed said hacker with (they eat it dry, don't worry)
MOAR MONKEYS!!! (in self-cleaning diapers)
Leonidas' talking head in a jar (he says his catch phrases on demand)
Satan's pitchfork (curses removed)
A camera that always takes the coolest pictures even if you suck at taking pictures
A fully functional Iron Man TM Suit kustom krafted to your size
Tony Starke as played by Robert Downy Jr. (w/ Iron Man TM Suit)
An ergonomic keyboard in case you ever type this much
Any "prize reveal chick" you want from any game show ever on TV (unless you like guys, then you get a chippendale)
This BRAND NEW CAR!!!! Oooh! Ahhh!
A gun that makes people look like they were drawn in any number of Manga styles
A gun that changes the people back if you want to
Classic Burn Deck (20 Black Lotus, 20 Lightning Bolt)
A movie theater that plays your favorite movies on demand and has a room always stocked with fresh popcorn
Lots of napkins (that popcorn gets greasy)
and
A Global-Warming-b-Gone Aerosol spray
Final bid
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
Banner made by: Spiderboy4 :o:o:o
It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
Plus -
*1000 Origami Cranes made from Gold Leaf
*Starring role in the Retarded Animal Babies vs Happy Tree Friends movie
*5 Socks of your choice (to help match up pairs broken by hungry dryers)
*The answer to why a Good Jedi Type person like Obi Wan would leave his best friend to die a slow smoldering agonizing death next to a river of lava rather than either save him or put him out of his misery
*Promise the new Star Trek movie will not suck
*Sex with Twenty Three Year Olds, because there are Twenty of them
*Lifetime supply of Power Bars made from Apple cores adn Old Newspapers
*5 Litres of Yoghurt made from human milk in a variety of fruit flavours
*The ability to speak Canadian
- The black suit Spider Ham Kubrick figure (secret figure from Marvel series 4)
-The first post in any thread involving transgender issues, obscure video game/cartoon references, or Florida's stupidity.
- A rock band microphone that actually reads your voice right. It will pick up all singing correctly; even the spoken parts.
- All of the people that I have rescued from Sakura's basement dungeon. That's right, all of them: 24 Boys, 13 girls, 6 animals and 1 robot.
- The chance to choose the surprise twist at the end of the next M.Night Shamalamadingdong movie.
-Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy.
-All of my Star Wars glasses; except for Boba Fett. No matter how sure I am, I never risk the Fett man.
-2000 fruit flies that have had their gender roles changed
- A large shake
- Some fries to go with that shake
- The cure for Homosexuality
- The cure for Heterosexuality
- The cure for Nonsexuality (All three are Sakura by the way.)
- All of the Garfields that have been cropped out of Sakura's signature.
- A white bear that has been trained to say "tag, you're it"
- 100% backwards compatibility on the Xbox 360
- 100% sideways compatibility on the Nintendo Wii
- 100% forwards compatibility on the Colecovision
- The Indiana Jones theme; played every time you get out of anything.
-The Orange Box (no not half life 2, an actual box of oranges)
-Although I can't offer Canada, I can stand on guard for thee.
Give it to him, he deserves it
Ok
I'll throw in this:
A deticated Avatar to your Awsomness.
I'll throw in a Dairy Queen Dippy Bar.
And...A milkshake with your choise of flavor.
Semi-Retired EDH: Saffi Infinite Combo | Grenzo Mono-Red Aggro
Modern: Shamanism
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