-The answer to every unanswered question from the series Lost. Including the most important one; Is that show still on?
-Cylon and Garfunkel
-Every post and every thread where an MTGS user said that {MikeyG} was an unfair mod compiled in book form. (Volume 5 should be back from the printers soon)
-A random thread drama generator (used for Volume 4 of the book)
-A filter that prevents people form making threads in Water Cooler Talk that shouldn't be made.
Well my bid is short this time, but I did manage to whip something up for your avatar. I'm not completely sold on how my resizing turned out, so I'm attaching the larger version I worked on as well in case you were interested in messing around with it yourself. I had the idea back when you frst asked for a new one, but never got time to work on it unti recently.
I'll put up an oversized spoon
a banana
3 wise men
a virgin
a baby
a book of stupid, religious lies
my grandmother
88 copies of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Band on DVD
George W. Bush's corpse.
Top that!
I love any movie where the Bee Gees try to impersonate the Beatles, but I don't need that many copies. It would take me forever unloading the rest of them on eBay.
-The ability to make film makers explode in a puff of flowers and kittens when they screw up a movie you have been anticipating for over six months.
-A kiss from a rose
-The ability to bring sexy back
-The Last Starfighter, complete with Grig Copilot
-The loathing of religeous and conservative rightwings everywhere, with all they are able to do about it is weep
-A kitten with three Rancor and an Umezawa's Jitte
stapled to it
-Four get outa Saku's Dungeon free cards
-Your own theme music and sound effects, combined with cynematic lighting whenever you need it
-Your own Headmaster armor, Binary Bonded to your choice of Transformer
-Newly discovered organ named after you
-5 pairs of my panties
-The ability to cry tears of XTC, so when you get sad you get happy instead
-A question which yields the answer '42'
-The ability to turn anyone you want into Angelina Jolie
I think I'll turn brad Pitt into an Angelina clone so we can see some Jolie-on-Jolie action!
This just in: Pauly Shore has died of a ruptured Kankreas. News at 11.
- Dean from Supernatural!
- A promise that Dean from Supernatural wont go to hell.
- A gimp mask.
- 10 Monkies with bat wings (for your devious plans)
- Canadian Bacon (or meat of your choice)
- All seasons of Supernatural on DVD
- The finest Candian beer.
- Gorden Ramsey
due to my absence i will make the most amazing bid ever!
i bid
3 gallons of paint thats actually non-toxic no matter what you do (and it taste like diet coke and a little bit of pepsi)
a glass of the best tasting no taste water you ever tasted
aquaman
a flying saucer with 3,000,000 pieces of snicker bars
recipe for destruction
koolaids
protection from aids
google
yahoo
microsoft
a derange lunatic on a sled with 3 hands and no feet
free training for life on guerilla tactics with the terrorists
remote for non sticky non staining iced tea rain
free taste of everything
a round trip for 10 to a desserted island (note DESSERTed)
all the movies you want
50 inch pizza with your favorite toppings
invention of fire rights
rights to cheat in everything
presidential candidacy (you will not be republican or democrat instead you will be kankennon republic of democrats or republicans)
star wars
a genie with infinite wishes
a house in a can air spray (simply spray a small amount to an empty space keep spraying till desired size of house is reached)
I do so love your bids Pinoy. Always very creative.
Hmm...I think I want Mikey's Soul. So here's my bid:
-Eight comic books
-Seven packs of smokes
-Six packs of two-four
-Five golden toques
-Four pounds of back bacon
-Three French toast
-Two turtlenecks
-And a beer on my tree
An enchanter named Tim
A killer rabbit with big, pointy teeth
A castle with french taunters
The black death
A woman dusting her rug with a cat
A shrubbery
Patsy
10 cocunuts flown in by unladen swallows
A black knight
Excalibur
Camelot
A holy Grail (Ee says ee's already got one)
and a dead historian
I am sure I am leaving out something from Holy Grail
A large wooden rabbit
Three knights who say Ni!
A keep full of virgins
Some squires clacking hollow coconuts together
And a Bridge of Death complete with bridge keeper
-The answer to every unanswered question from the series Lost. Including the most important one; Is that show still on?
-Cylon and Garfunkel
-Every post and every thread where an MTGS user said that {MikeyG} was an unfair mod compiled in book form. (Volume 5 should be back from the printers soon)
-A random thread drama generator (used for Volume 4 of the book)
-A filter that prevents people form making threads in Water Cooler Talk that shouldn't be made.
Well my bid is short this time, but I did manage to whip something up for your avatar. I'm not completely sold on how my resizing turned out, so I'm attaching the larger version I worked on as well in case you were interested in messing around with it yourself. I had the idea back when you frst asked for a new one, but never got time to work on it unti recently.
I love the Swedish Chef! MotherBORKing awesome!
{mikeyG}'s soul goes to Roger Watersmelon
Soul --- Current Owner {mikeyG} Roger Watersmelon Agentdark Tyorl Alacar Leoricar Jack Alex+ !Chucklez! AlphaInsidious StevieT92 Annorax Lord Moo Avatar grappler12 Avatar of Kokusho Slavan K. Guiser BaaPuff Salubrious Belgareth Raia Beta-Male !Chucklez! Bob Dole (all) Early Harvest ButteBlues18 Salubrious Charlie Donaldson U_Legacy! Con_Valian BeefyBot CrAzEd MiKe CrAzEd MiKe Cyan DrunkenBeetle D24478667 Beefybot Danbanzero Jack DeceitfulBeauty HAWKEYE7 Desyphur Tangerine Tulip diggy DeceitfulBeauty DMMBY NavyJoe Dr. Tom Tel-Jilad Squirrel extremeicon Slavan K. Guiser extremestan Xyre Fairie Lord Wessel fatguy_poolshark mrrodgers Faxanadu Shadowfox Feuerdrache Faerie Lord! Feyd_Ruin DrunkenBeetle Furor Beefybot Glamdring Illuvatar glurman TobiasFunke Gnomeslaver Charlie Donaldson Goblinboy Aisling Leprechaun Good&Evil Enter Manic grappler12 Slavan K. Guiser HAWKEYE7 Slavan K. Guiser Hydrokinesis Spanglegluppet Illuvatar Soul Grind Incinerated CrovaxtheCursed Istanbul Slavan K. Guiser Jack Patron of the Nerds Jicyslics Myrf Kankennon Faerie Lord KavuMonarch Faxanadu! Kijin AlphaInsidious lgmhorus SumPhatGuy Moss Elemental Shadowfox Moxman Tangerine Tulip! Mr Bloody Minded Stax mrrodgers nikral16 Myrf Faerie Lord! nan Green Teabagger NecroBlade HAWKEYE7 nikral16 glurman Oasis Tangerine Tulip Patron of the Nerds Faerie Lord Pinoy_Guy Jackermeister PolarBearGod Unkle-J Psiblast Charm_Master3125 PurpleD Rayne Puzzle iloveatogs Qwerty R&Doom R&Doom Beefybot Rancored_Elf Faxanadu! RickCorgan Sterling Angel Rodyle Tyorl Sakura Roger Watersmelon Salubrious Slavan K. Guiser Senori The Fallen Evincar Sir Blakely Slavan K. Guiser Slavan K. Guiser Darksteel Underpants sneakyhomunculus Salubrious SorryGuy Stax Soul_Grind PurpleD spanglegluppet Oasis Spiral Wessel Static Sir Blakely Stax Istanbul Sterling Angel Rodyle SumPhatGuy Unkle-J Tanthalas Slavan K. Guiser Tyorl Tyorl Unkle-J Pinoy_Guy urzassedatives ThornThallid void_nothing Xyre votan Slavan K. Guiser Wessel Avatar of Kokusho Woapalanne Masamune WUFFLES II GOOD&EVIL Xenphire Darksteel Underpants Xyre Tyorl YuanTi Pinoy_Guy
Kankennon Era, Part III: lgmhorus' soul goes to SumPhatGuy SumPhatGuy's soul goes to Unkle-J YuanTi's soul goes to Pinoy_Guy Unkle-J's soul goes to Pinoy_Guy Pinoy_Guy's soul goes to Jackermeister Woapalanne's soul goes to Masamune PolarBearGod's soul goes to Unkle-J Psiblast's soul goes to Charm_Master3125 Sakura's soul goes to Roger Watersmelon {mikeyG}'s soul goes to Roger Watersmelon
That's back to back for Roger!
So, he's earned the priviledge of being NEXT!
That's right, give me the fruitiest, Pink Floydiest bid you can and you just may be the proud winner of Roger Watersmelon's soul.
I'll be much faster than I was with picking {mikeyG}'s, so have at it!
{mikeyG}'s soul goes to Roger Watersmelon
That's back to back for Roger!
I'm on a roll! And i'm using that irecrow idea.
So, he's earned the priviledge of being NEXT!
That's right, give me the fruitiest, Pink Floydiest bid you can and you just may be the proud winner of Roger Watersmelon's soul.
I'll be much faster than I was with picking {mikeyG}'s, so have at it!
You know, I thought that I felt a little bit lighter.
I'm not sure that you're going to get a whole lot for it though. You may wind up taking a loss on this one
I bid...
1 broken calculator OF DOOM!!!
1 working calculator OF DOOM!!!
1 scythe OF DOOM!!!
1 penny OF DOOM!!!
1 ticket to see the MTG movie OF DOOM!!!
1 good deed OF DOOM!!!
1 holy sword OF DOOM!!!
1 sheild of NOT DOOM!!!
4 X Tarmogoyf stolen from my friends album/binder/collection/deck
1 X Pot of Gold stolen from the Leprechauns
1 X Copy of Crysis, mint condition unopened stolen from GameSpot
7 X Golden Buddhas, stolen from the temples of India and Thailand
1 X Coffin, stolen from the local cemetery, with free corpse
2 X Wedding Rings stolen from the divorced couple down the street.
Red Floyd
White Floyd
A lifetime suppy of
The ability to create and dismiss internet memes at your convinience
Bad breath
Someone's left eyeball
Someone else's right socket
An octopuss riding a dog riding a horse flying a plane
March through October of last year's page-a-day golf calendar
A poorly cared for tamagotchi from 1991
A carely poored from tagamotchi for 1991
The ability to say 'that' three times fast.
It's been a while, but I'll give a shot at the old bidding.
For Roger Watersmelon's Soul, I bid:
-The Key
-The Lock
-The deeds to any place you wish to lock up, with the key to it ALL FOR YOU!!
-A semi permanent spot in Hell's Kitchen
-Grandma's Fresh Baked White Chocolate Chip Cookies
-A lifetime supply of TOBLERONE!!
- A Faustian deal without hitches. (Yes the devil is your without him getting your soul!)
- A big slice of cheesecake
- A whole pile of Gold (We are not liable for any curses that come with it.)
- A pet skunk
- A life time supply of stink-be-gone
- A moon rock's mojo.
Wow.......ON TO THE NEXT SOUL!! (don't worry RW, I'll take good care of your soul...)
Man, I just GOTTA get my clan leader's soul. Therefore, I bid:
-A giant bowl of Traditional German Potato Salad
-An Apple cPod (it's a music player that holds 50 CASSETTES!!!)
-A lifetime supply of the batteries of your choosing
-The Big Book of Other Worldly Cuisine RecipesTM
-A pile of silver (as opposed to gold...>.>)
-A complete 3 course meal with any appetizer, entree, and dessert of your choice
-A bottle of Georgia's finest wine (which is Khvanchkara, by the way. :smileup:)
The Patience of a thousand years
THe color AquaMarine.
Thirteen heavy bolters.
Fivehundred thousand lasguns.
A howlitzer.
twelve merry midgets.
Eleven Ligers.
The ability to syphon other people's addictions.
My soul being on the line and all, I figure this is a good time to enter the bidding.
I bid:
Two ten-pound bars of dark chocolate, gilded over in 24 karat gold.
Four vampire watermelons, and the means to control them.
A year's supply of sporks - this sort of year's supply.
A working, 1/7 scale model of a Rubik's cube.
Twenty-five carrier pigeons, trained to deliver messages to the Empire State building, the aquarium at Kagoshima, Japan, and to Coit Tower in San Francisco.
A hectare of an uninhabited, unclaimed island in the south Pacific.
And the Awesome Augur!
Accept in the next ten minutes, and we'll even throw in your very own Billy Mays! Impress your friends with his incredible sales pitch shouting!
I bid the freedom of the free world.
I also bid a set of 4 25 karat car tires. That's right, they're even better than 24k car tires.
Finally, I bid a genie that I imprisoned in a bottle. He grants 3 and-a-half wishes, because he's cool that way.
If you call within the next 5 minutes, I'll throw in a SECOND set of Magic Bullet blender appliances and relevant tools.
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i bid only one thing and that is
- a projector powerful enough to watch movies on the night sky with unlimited popcorn, candy, whatever plus the most comfortable seats in the world and free unlimited soda and every thing else thats present in a movie theater.
Here is my once-in-a-lifetime offer. Brought to you by FTMB inc.:
1. A cotton terry hammock for you to dry your glistening body after a dip in the pool.
2. Don't have a pool? Well...A peanut shaped above ground pool free of bacteria.
3. A set of RED dominoes.
4. A bag of assorted shurikens.
5. Weekend at Bernie's on VHS...act now and get on BetaMax.
6. A rhinestone dog collar.
7. A hoosker-do...and a hoosker-don't.
8. The TOOTSIE factory's rejected caramel apple pops. While supplies last.
9. The letter 'P'.
10. An interpretation of the Mona Lisa nude done entirely in Crayola.
11. A pair of Oakley Frogskins in neon yellow.
12. A paisley shirt.
13. I will make a reservation at a restaurant of your choice FOR YOU.
14. A stick to beat away ladies with.
15. A Homer donut with pink frosting and sprinkles.
16. Your own reality show called: "The Soul Troll"
Hopefully This bid goes through before bidding is done:
797 completely random songs
All five books of the mallorean, by David Edding (which has a snake named Zith in it, what are the chances?)
THE BLOB!!!
An innocent civilian or two.
Tigger
You as president of the world!!!!
the Vern Troyer sex tape
a bucket to barf in after watching said sex tape
1 million dollars worth of midget butlers, cheap scotch, and vicodin (each)
The chance to be a GOD!!!
- A Faustian deal without hitches. (Yes the devil is your without him getting your soul!)
- A big slice of cheesecake
- A whole pile of Gold (We are not liable for any curses that come with it.)
- A pet skunk
- A life time supply of stink-be-gone
- A moon rock's mojo.
Wow.......ON TO THE NEXT SOUL!! (don't worry RW, I'll take good care of your soul...)
Man, I just GOTTA get my clan leader's soul. Therefore, I bid:
-A giant bowl of Traditional German Potato Salad
-An Apple cPod (it's a music player that holds 50 CASSETTES!!!)
-A lifetime supply of the batteries of your choosing
-The Big Book of Other Worldly Cuisine RecipesTM
-A pile of silver (as opposed to gold...>.>)
-A complete 3 course meal with any appetizer, entree, and dessert of your choice
-A bottle of Georgia's finest wine (which is Khvanchkara, by the way. :smileup:)
- All the oil reserves in the world, to do what you like with it.
- Two giant wheelbarrows, so you can transport the oil wherever you like.
- Four giant helpers, two to push the wheelbarrows, two to serve you tea.
- Life time supply of Wessel's Garden Mint Tea!
- Love for Wessel's Garden Mint Tea!
- New super fast computer for Kank, one that never crashes!
- A faerie helper for Kank to type all his messages on the board.
- And I'll also throw in a 'Best of' CD of The Police.
I'm not a fan of The Police, but oil, wheelbarrows, small and large assistants, and a computer that actually works would be nice.
The Patience of a thousand years
THe color AquaMarine.
Thirteen heavy bolters.
Fivehundred thousand lasguns.
A howlitzer.
twelve merry midgets.
Eleven Ligers.
The ability to syphon other people's addictions.
Are the midgets and ligers certified to use the firearms?
My soul being on the line and all, I figure this is a good time to enter the bidding.
I bid:
Two ten-pound bars of dark chocolate, gilded over in 24 karat gold.
Four vampire watermelons, and the means to control them.
A year's supply of sporks - this sort of year's supply.
A working, 1/7 scale model of a Rubik's cube.
Twenty-five carrier pigeons, trained to deliver messages to the Empire State building, the aquarium at Kagoshima, Japan, and to Coit Tower in San Francisco.
A hectare of an uninhabited, unclaimed island in the south Pacific.
And the Awesome Augur!
Accept in the next ten minutes, and we'll even throw in your very own Billy Mays! Impress your friends with his incredible sales pitch shouting!
I bid the freedom of the free world.
I also bid a set of 4 25 karat car tires. That's right, they're even better than 24k car tires.
Finally, I bid a genie that I imprisoned in a bottle. He grants 3 and-a-half wishes, because he's cool that way.
If you call within the next 5 minutes, I'll throw in a SECOND set of Magic Bullet blender appliances and relevant tools.
I always thought the Mahamoti Djinn was a homage to the Robin Williams blue genie.
i bid only one thing and that is
- a projector powerful enough to watch movies on the night sky with unlimited popcorn, candy, whatever plus the most comfortable seats in the world and free unlimited soda and every thing else thats present in a movie theater.
That sounds cool. Now if everyone else can see the movie too, I hope they don't mind watching a repeated showing of Anal Gals 17.
Here is my once-in-a-lifetime offer. Brought to you by FTMB inc.:
1. A cotton terry hammock for you to dry your glistening body after a dip in the pool.
2. Don't have a pool? Well...A peanut shaped above ground pool free of bacteria.
3. A set of RED dominoes.
4. A bag of assorted shurikens.
5. Weekend at Bernie's on VHS...act now and get on BetaMax.
6. A rhinestone dog collar.
7. A hoosker-do...and a hoosker-don't.
8. The TOOTSIE factory's rejected caramel apple pops. While supplies last.
9. The letter 'P'.
10. An interpretation of the Mona Lisa nude done entirely in Crayola.
11. A pair of Oakley Frogskins in neon yellow.
12. A paisley shirt.
13. I will make a reservation at a restaurant of your choice FOR YOU.
14. A stick to beat away ladies with.
15. A Homer donut with pink frosting and sprinkles.
16. Your own reality show called: "The Soul Troll"
That's a nice assortment of new things. I'll think about it.
Hopefully This bid goes through before bidding is done:
797 completely random songs
All five books of the mallorean, by David Edding (which has a snake named Zith in it, what are the chances?)
THE BLOB!!!
An innocent civilian or two.
Tigger
You as president of the world!!!!
the Vern Troyer sex tape
a bucket to barf in after watching said sex tape
1 million dollars worth of midget butlers, cheap scotch, and vicodin (each)
The chance to be a GOD!!!
Is Vern Troyer one of the midget butlers?
Well, there were some decent bids during this run, but I'm going to have to give it to the only fellow that make me a picture, and I'mz a goings ta uze it!
Zith's soul goes to pet snake
Soul --- Current Owner {mikeyG} Roger Watersmelon Agentdark Tyorl Alacar Leoricar Jack Alex+ !Chucklez! AlphaInsidious StevieT92 Annorax Lord Moo Avatar grappler12 Avatar of Kokusho Slavan K. Guiser BaaPuff Salubrious Belgareth Raia Beta-Male !Chucklez! Bob Dole (all) Early Harvest ButteBlues18 Salubrious Charlie Donaldson U_Legacy! Con_Valian BeefyBot CrAzEd MiKe CrAzEd MiKe Cyan DrunkenBeetle D24478667 Beefybot Danbanzero Jack DeceitfulBeauty HAWKEYE7 Desyphur Tangerine Tulip diggy DeceitfulBeauty DMMBY NavyJoe Dr. Tom Tel-Jilad Squirrel extremeicon Slavan K. Guiser extremestan Xyre Fairie Lord Wessel fatguy_poolshark mrrodgers Faxanadu Shadowfox Feuerdrache Faerie Lord! Feyd_Ruin DrunkenBeetle Furor Beefybot Glamdring Illuvatar glurman TobiasFunke Gnomeslaver Charlie Donaldson Goblinboy Aisling Leprechaun Good&Evil Enter Manic grappler12 Slavan K. Guiser HAWKEYE7 Slavan K. Guiser Hydrokinesis Spanglegluppet Illuvatar Soul Grind Incinerated CrovaxtheCursed Istanbul Slavan K. Guiser Jack Patron of the Nerds Jicyslics Myrf Kankennon Faerie Lord KavuMonarch Faxanadu! Kijin AlphaInsidious lgmhorus SumPhatGuy Moss Elemental Shadowfox Moxman Tangerine Tulip! Mr Bloody Minded Stax mrrodgers nikral16 Myrf Faerie Lord! nan Green Teabagger NecroBlade HAWKEYE7 nikral16 glurman Oasis Tangerine Tulip Patron of the Nerds Faerie Lord Pinoy_Guy Jackermeister PolarBearGod Unkle-J Psiblast Charm_Master3125 PurpleD Rayne Puzzle iloveatogs Qwerty R&Doom R&Doom Beefybot Rancored_Elf Faxanadu! RickCorgan Sterling Angel Rodyle Tyorl Roger Watersmelon Jackermeister Sakura Roger Watersmelon Salubrious Slavan K. Guiser Senori The Fallen Evincar Sir Blakely Slavan K. Guiser Slavan K. Guiser Darksteel Underpants sneakyhomunculus Salubrious SorryGuy Stax Soul_Grind PurpleD spanglegluppet Oasis Spiral Wessel Static Sir Blakely Stax Istanbul Sterling Angel Rodyle SumPhatGuy Unkle-J Tanthalas Slavan K. Guiser Tyorl Tyorl Unkle-J Pinoy_Guy urzassedatives ThornThallid void_nothing Xyre votan Slavan K. Guiser Wessel Avatar of Kokusho Woapalanne Masamune WUFFLES II GOOD&EVIL Xenphire Darksteel Underpants Xyre Tyorl YuanTi Pinoy_Guy Zith pet snake
Kankennon Era, Part III: lgmhorus' soul goes to SumPhatGuy SumPhatGuy's soul goes to Unkle-J YuanTi's soul goes to Pinoy_Guy Unkle-J's soul goes to Pinoy_Guy Pinoy_Guy's soul goes to Jackermeister Woapalanne's soul goes to Masamune PolarBearGod's soul goes to Unkle-J Psiblast's soul goes to Charm_Master3125 Sakura's soul goes to Roger Watersmelon {mikeyG}'s soul goes to Roger Watersmelon Roger Watersmelon's soul goes to Jackermeister Zith's soul goes to pet snake
Now we have a soul sold for every letter of the alphabet!
I see that somebody already owns Jack's soul, but nobody owns "Jackermeister" so, give me the best bid you can for Jackermeister that has no way any relation to whatever won for Jack's soul. (Go back and check the archives if you like.)
-My roomate's bad hair cut.
-The Temple of Doom. (you run it not run away from it)
-Urza's staff thingy.
-A lifetime's supply of cheese.
-A moon rock
-witty things to say by AsianInvasion and the other guys in the humor thread.
-The answer to every unanswered question from the series Lost. Including the most important one; Is that show still on?
-Cylon and Garfunkel
-Every post and every thread where an MTGS user said that {MikeyG} was an unfair mod compiled in book form. (Volume 5 should be back from the printers soon)
-A random thread drama generator (used for Volume 4 of the book)
-A filter that prevents people form making threads in Water Cooler Talk that shouldn't be made.
Well my bid is short this time, but I did manage to whip something up for your avatar. I'm not completely sold on how my resizing turned out, so I'm attaching the larger version I worked on as well in case you were interested in messing around with it yourself. I had the idea back when you frst asked for a new one, but never got time to work on it unti recently.
I love any movie where the Bee Gees try to impersonate the Beatles, but I don't need that many copies. It would take me forever unloading the rest of them on eBay.
I think I'll turn brad Pitt into an Angelina clone so we can see some Jolie-on-Jolie action!
This just in: Pauly Shore has died of a ruptured Kankreas. News at 11.
I've always wanted to be able to Grok.
RIP jimbyob.
I do so love your bids Pinoy. Always very creative.
Uh...no.
Are you going to win? Methinks not.
Red Bull, eh? I could use a pick-me-up.
What about my cowtapult?
I love the Swedish Chef! MotherBORKing awesome!
{mikeyG}'s soul goes to Roger Watersmelon
{mikeyG} Roger Watersmelon
Agentdark Tyorl
Alacar Leoricar Jack
Alex+ !Chucklez!
AlphaInsidious StevieT92
Annorax Lord Moo
Avatar grappler12
Avatar of Kokusho Slavan K. Guiser
BaaPuff Salubrious
Belgareth Raia
Beta-Male !Chucklez!
Bob Dole (all) Early Harvest
ButteBlues18 Salubrious
Charlie Donaldson U_Legacy!
Con_Valian BeefyBot
CrAzEd MiKe CrAzEd MiKe
Cyan DrunkenBeetle
D24478667 Beefybot
Danbanzero Jack
DeceitfulBeauty HAWKEYE7
Desyphur Tangerine Tulip
diggy DeceitfulBeauty
DMMBY NavyJoe
Dr. Tom Tel-Jilad Squirrel
extremeicon Slavan K. Guiser
extremestan Xyre
Fairie Lord Wessel
fatguy_poolshark mrrodgers
Faxanadu Shadowfox
Feuerdrache Faerie Lord!
Feyd_Ruin DrunkenBeetle
Furor Beefybot
Glamdring Illuvatar
glurman TobiasFunke
Gnomeslaver Charlie Donaldson
Goblinboy Aisling Leprechaun
Good&Evil Enter Manic
grappler12 Slavan K. Guiser
HAWKEYE7 Slavan K. Guiser
Hydrokinesis Spanglegluppet
Illuvatar Soul Grind
Incinerated CrovaxtheCursed
Istanbul Slavan K. Guiser
Jack Patron of the Nerds
Jicyslics Myrf
Kankennon Faerie Lord
KavuMonarch Faxanadu!
Kijin AlphaInsidious
lgmhorus SumPhatGuy
Moss Elemental Shadowfox
Moxman Tangerine Tulip!
Mr Bloody Minded Stax
mrrodgers nikral16
Myrf Faerie Lord!
nan Green Teabagger
NecroBlade HAWKEYE7
nikral16 glurman
Oasis Tangerine Tulip
Patron of the Nerds Faerie Lord
Pinoy_Guy Jackermeister
PolarBearGod Unkle-J
Psiblast Charm_Master3125
PurpleD Rayne
Puzzle iloveatogs
Qwerty R&Doom
R&Doom Beefybot
Rancored_Elf Faxanadu!
RickCorgan Sterling Angel
Rodyle Tyorl
Sakura Roger Watersmelon
Salubrious Slavan K. Guiser
Senori The Fallen Evincar
Sir Blakely Slavan K. Guiser
Slavan K. Guiser Darksteel Underpants
sneakyhomunculus Salubrious
SorryGuy Stax
Soul_Grind PurpleD
spanglegluppet Oasis
Spiral Wessel
Static Sir Blakely
Stax Istanbul
Sterling Angel Rodyle
SumPhatGuy Unkle-J
Tanthalas Slavan K. Guiser
Tyorl Tyorl
Unkle-J Pinoy_Guy
urzassedatives ThornThallid
void_nothing Xyre
votan Slavan K. Guiser
Wessel Avatar of Kokusho
Woapalanne Masamune
WUFFLES II GOOD&EVIL
Xenphire Darksteel Underpants
Xyre Tyorl
YuanTi Pinoy_Guy
Kankennon Era, Part III:
lgmhorus' soul goes to SumPhatGuy
SumPhatGuy's soul goes to Unkle-J
YuanTi's soul goes to Pinoy_Guy
Unkle-J's soul goes to Pinoy_Guy
Pinoy_Guy's soul goes to Jackermeister
Woapalanne's soul goes to Masamune
PolarBearGod's soul goes to Unkle-J
Psiblast's soul goes to Charm_Master3125
Sakura's soul goes to Roger Watersmelon
{mikeyG}'s soul goes to Roger Watersmelon
That's back to back for Roger!
So, he's earned the priviledge of being NEXT!
That's right, give me the fruitiest, Pink Floydiest bid you can and you just may be the proud winner of Roger Watersmelon's soul.
I'll be much faster than I was with picking {mikeyG}'s, so have at it!
-Kankennon-
Wonderful. I am really glad that you liked it
I'm on a roll! And i'm using that irecrow idea.
You know, I thought that I felt a little bit lighter.
I'm not sure that you're going to get a whole lot for it though. You may wind up taking a loss on this one
Twelve dollars.
A hat made from 2 dollar bills.
eleven leery leperchauns.
a better mousetrap.
a greasy bag of french fyes.
the power to enchant your own armor.
five hundred thousand pringles.
super fast internet connection.
the ability to never blink.
Tribute to Dr. Jeebus
Not a little Sheeple.
1 broken calculator OF DOOM!!!
1 working calculator OF DOOM!!!
1 scythe OF DOOM!!!
1 penny OF DOOM!!!
1 ticket to see the MTG movie OF DOOM!!!
1 good deed OF DOOM!!!
1 holy sword OF DOOM!!!
1 sheild of NOT DOOM!!!
Many thanks to Sgt. Chubbz of Damnation studios.
4 X Tarmogoyf stolen from my friends album/binder/collection/deck
1 X Pot of Gold stolen from the Leprechauns
1 X Copy of Crysis, mint condition unopened stolen from GameSpot
7 X Golden Buddhas, stolen from the temples of India and Thailand
1 X Coffin, stolen from the local cemetery, with free corpse
2 X Wedding Rings stolen from the divorced couple down the street.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Red Floyd
White Floyd
A lifetime suppy of
The ability to create and dismiss internet memes at your convinience
Bad breath
Someone's left eyeball
Someone else's right socket
An octopuss riding a dog riding a horse flying a plane
March through October of last year's page-a-day golf calendar
A poorly cared for tamagotchi from 1991
A carely poored from tagamotchi for 1991
The ability to say 'that' three times fast.
I Bid Urza's Underpants and Yawgmoth's Pills for Roger Watersmelon's soul!
Semi-Retired EDH: Saffi Infinite Combo | Grenzo Mono-Red Aggro
Modern: Shamanism
Thread | CubeTutor :Jank Cube
For Roger Watersmelon's Soul, I bid:
-The Key
-The Lock
-The deeds to any place you wish to lock up, with the key to it ALL FOR YOU!!
-A semi permanent spot in Hell's Kitchen
-Grandma's Fresh Baked White Chocolate Chip Cookies
-A lifetime supply of TOBLERONE!!
It's not much, but hopefully it shall be enough.
Winner: Jackermeister
Next Soul: Zith
As soon as I'm no longer pissed at my computer, I'll update this post and make it look like it should.
In the meantime, bid for Zith's soul.
- A Faustian deal without hitches. (Yes the devil is your without him getting your soul!)
- A big slice of cheesecake
- A whole pile of Gold (We are not liable for any curses that come with it.)
- A pet skunk
- A life time supply of stink-be-gone
- A moon rock's mojo.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Man, I just GOTTA get my clan leader's soul. Therefore, I bid:
-A giant bowl of Traditional German Potato Salad
-An Apple cPod (it's a music player that holds 50 CASSETTES!!!)
-A lifetime supply of the batteries of your choosing
-The Big Book of Other Worldly Cuisine RecipesTM
-A pile of silver (as opposed to gold...>.>)
-A complete 3 course meal with any appetizer, entree, and dessert of your choice
-A bottle of Georgia's finest wine (which is Khvanchkara, by the way. :smileup:)
I aslo Bid 12 cans of Bork, an expired can of Spam and this banner:
(You can still use it if you wish even if I dont win not a big deal to me.)
Semi-Retired EDH: Saffi Infinite Combo | Grenzo Mono-Red Aggro
Modern: Shamanism
Thread | CubeTutor :Jank Cube
The Patience of a thousand years
THe color AquaMarine.
Thirteen heavy bolters.
Fivehundred thousand lasguns.
A howlitzer.
twelve merry midgets.
Eleven Ligers.
The ability to syphon other people's addictions.
Tribute to Dr. Jeebus
Not a little Sheeple.
I bid:
Two ten-pound bars of dark chocolate, gilded over in 24 karat gold.
Four vampire watermelons, and the means to control them.
A year's supply of sporks - this sort of year's supply.
A working, 1/7 scale model of a Rubik's cube.
Twenty-five carrier pigeons, trained to deliver messages to the Empire State building, the aquarium at Kagoshima, Japan, and to Coit Tower in San Francisco.
A hectare of an uninhabited, unclaimed island in the south Pacific.
And the Awesome Augur!
Accept in the next ten minutes, and we'll even throw in your very own Billy Mays! Impress your friends with his incredible sales pitch shouting!
I also bid a set of 4 25 karat car tires. That's right, they're even better than 24k car tires.
Finally, I bid a genie that I imprisoned in a bottle. He grants 3 and-a-half wishes, because he's cool that way.
If you call within the next 5 minutes, I'll throw in a SECOND set of Magic Bullet blender appliances and relevant tools.
Thanks to PurpleD for the awesome banner!
(Semi-retired)
- a projector powerful enough to watch movies on the night sky with unlimited popcorn, candy, whatever plus the most comfortable seats in the world and free unlimited soda and every thing else thats present in a movie theater.
My Sig's smile is better than yours.
1. A cotton terry hammock for you to dry your glistening body after a dip in the pool.
2. Don't have a pool? Well...A peanut shaped above ground pool free of bacteria.
3. A set of RED dominoes.
4. A bag of assorted shurikens.
5. Weekend at Bernie's on VHS...act now and get on BetaMax.
6. A rhinestone dog collar.
7. A hoosker-do...and a hoosker-don't.
8. The TOOTSIE factory's rejected caramel apple pops. While supplies last.
9. The letter 'P'.
10. An interpretation of the Mona Lisa nude done entirely in Crayola.
11. A pair of Oakley Frogskins in neon yellow.
12. A paisley shirt.
13. I will make a reservation at a restaurant of your choice FOR YOU.
14. A stick to beat away ladies with.
15. A Homer donut with pink frosting and sprinkles.
16. Your own reality show called: "The Soul Troll"
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
i know. During Halloween...there's a special edition of this game! Well...there should!
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
797 completely random songs
All five books of the mallorean, by David Edding (which has a snake named Zith in it, what are the chances?)
THE BLOB!!!
An innocent civilian or two.
Tigger
You as president of the world!!!!
the Vern Troyer sex tape
a bucket to barf in after watching said sex tape
1 million dollars worth of midget butlers, cheap scotch, and vicodin (each)
The chance to be a GOD!!!
Many thanks to Sgt. Chubbz of Damnation studios.
Gold, skunks and cheesecake? So far, so good...
I could use some batteries.
I'm not a fan of The Police, but oil, wheelbarrows, small and large assistants, and a computer that actually works would be nice.
That's a pretty cool banner. I'm running out of Bork...
Are the midgets and ligers certified to use the firearms?
I guess I missed out on the Billy Mays offer...
I always thought the Mahamoti Djinn was a homage to the Robin Williams blue genie.
That sounds cool. Now if everyone else can see the movie too, I hope they don't mind watching a repeated showing of Anal Gals 17.
That's a nice assortment of new things. I'll think about it.
Is Vern Troyer one of the midget butlers?
Well, there were some decent bids during this run, but I'm going to have to give it to the only fellow that make me a picture, and I'mz a goings ta uze it!
Zith's soul goes to pet snake
Soul --- Current Owner
{mikeyG} Roger Watersmelon
Agentdark Tyorl
Alacar Leoricar Jack
Alex+ !Chucklez!
AlphaInsidious StevieT92
Annorax Lord Moo
Avatar grappler12
Avatar of Kokusho Slavan K. Guiser
BaaPuff Salubrious
Belgareth Raia
Beta-Male !Chucklez!
Bob Dole (all) Early Harvest
ButteBlues18 Salubrious
Charlie Donaldson U_Legacy!
Con_Valian BeefyBot
CrAzEd MiKe CrAzEd MiKe
Cyan DrunkenBeetle
D24478667 Beefybot
Danbanzero Jack
DeceitfulBeauty HAWKEYE7
Desyphur Tangerine Tulip
diggy DeceitfulBeauty
DMMBY NavyJoe
Dr. Tom Tel-Jilad Squirrel
extremeicon Slavan K. Guiser
extremestan Xyre
Fairie Lord Wessel
fatguy_poolshark mrrodgers
Faxanadu Shadowfox
Feuerdrache Faerie Lord!
Feyd_Ruin DrunkenBeetle
Furor Beefybot
Glamdring Illuvatar
glurman TobiasFunke
Gnomeslaver Charlie Donaldson
Goblinboy Aisling Leprechaun
Good&Evil Enter Manic
grappler12 Slavan K. Guiser
HAWKEYE7 Slavan K. Guiser
Hydrokinesis Spanglegluppet
Illuvatar Soul Grind
Incinerated CrovaxtheCursed
Istanbul Slavan K. Guiser
Jack Patron of the Nerds
Jicyslics Myrf
Kankennon Faerie Lord
KavuMonarch Faxanadu!
Kijin AlphaInsidious
lgmhorus SumPhatGuy
Moss Elemental Shadowfox
Moxman Tangerine Tulip!
Mr Bloody Minded Stax
mrrodgers nikral16
Myrf Faerie Lord!
nan Green Teabagger
NecroBlade HAWKEYE7
nikral16 glurman
Oasis Tangerine Tulip
Patron of the Nerds Faerie Lord
Pinoy_Guy Jackermeister
PolarBearGod Unkle-J
Psiblast Charm_Master3125
PurpleD Rayne
Puzzle iloveatogs
Qwerty R&Doom
R&Doom Beefybot
Rancored_Elf Faxanadu!
RickCorgan Sterling Angel
Rodyle Tyorl
Roger Watersmelon Jackermeister
Sakura Roger Watersmelon
Salubrious Slavan K. Guiser
Senori The Fallen Evincar
Sir Blakely Slavan K. Guiser
Slavan K. Guiser Darksteel Underpants
sneakyhomunculus Salubrious
SorryGuy Stax
Soul_Grind PurpleD
spanglegluppet Oasis
Spiral Wessel
Static Sir Blakely
Stax Istanbul
Sterling Angel Rodyle
SumPhatGuy Unkle-J
Tanthalas Slavan K. Guiser
Tyorl Tyorl
Unkle-J Pinoy_Guy
urzassedatives ThornThallid
void_nothing Xyre
votan Slavan K. Guiser
Wessel Avatar of Kokusho
Woapalanne Masamune
WUFFLES II GOOD&EVIL
Xenphire Darksteel Underpants
Xyre Tyorl
YuanTi Pinoy_Guy
Zith pet snake
Kankennon Era, Part III:
lgmhorus' soul goes to SumPhatGuy
SumPhatGuy's soul goes to Unkle-J
YuanTi's soul goes to Pinoy_Guy
Unkle-J's soul goes to Pinoy_Guy
Pinoy_Guy's soul goes to Jackermeister
Woapalanne's soul goes to Masamune
PolarBearGod's soul goes to Unkle-J
Psiblast's soul goes to Charm_Master3125
Sakura's soul goes to Roger Watersmelon
{mikeyG}'s soul goes to Roger Watersmelon
Roger Watersmelon's soul goes to Jackermeister
Zith's soul goes to pet snake
Now we have a soul sold for every letter of the alphabet!
I see that somebody already owns Jack's soul, but nobody owns "Jackermeister" so, give me the best bid you can for Jackermeister that has no way any relation to whatever won for Jack's soul. (Go back and check the archives if you like.)
Bidding ends when I damn well feel like it!
Have at it!
-My roomate's bad hair cut.
-The Temple of Doom. (you run it not run away from it)
-Urza's staff thingy.
-A lifetime's supply of cheese.
-A moon rock
-witty things to say by AsianInvasion and the other guys in the humor thread.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.