Quote from Slavan K. GuiserHmmmm...currently.....not many souls under SKG's frightly watch anymore. Especially in the Third Era of Kank. So, Irish_Pirate's soul?
I bid the Blarney Stone. Now, you won't even have to bend over backwards to give it a kiss for the gift of Blarney.
A huge container of Corned Beef. And some Hash to go along with it.
A leprechaun. What you do with him is up to you. I'm not quite sure what you'd do with a bearded little person, but I'm sure it might involve ass-less chaps and a video camera.
A reminder that I still own the TM on your spiffy avatar.
Transferring the TM on the Undead Baker Kankennon back to your rightful self.
An indulgent fantasy of childhood memories. Complete with Transformers and Thundercats.
A real-life LoLcat.
Thousands of Cheezburgers so that damn cat can finally have one.
Iron Chef Masuharu Morimoto. Eat sushi to your heart's content.
The Ability to summon Zombie Pirate LeChuck, complete with glowy beard.
Also, how to truly escape Monkey Island.
Rootbeer, because, if it's manly enough for Guybrush Threepwood, it's manly enough for Kank.
All the good potatoes from the Second Great Potato Famine (soon to hit Idaho shortly).
A potato signed by Dan Quayle.
Dan Quayle. Whatever happened to him anyway? Dunno, but you get to find out.
An Indulgent Fantasy involving you and your wife. And maybe a few more ladies if you're lucky (and the wife is willing).
The knowledge of 10 great pornstars instilled in your partner for the best sex you'll ever have.
Sausage-stuffed-sausage. The only thing better than sausage by itself. And enough gravy to enjoy it completely. Mmmmm........
A personal brewmeister descended from a long-line of Bavarian brewmeisters who has been secretly trained his whole life for creating the Ultimate Brew in a close-guarded brewery located high in the German Alps close to the borders of Austria, Lichtenstein, and Switzerland.
The one and only brew crafted by the amazing Brewmeister listed above.
A toaster that can instantly (and perfectly) cook Eggo frozen waffles on command. Just Say "Hot and Fresh" and BAM! Waffles.
A yo-yo that can do tricks on its own. Around-the-world? No Problem. Walk-the-dog? Of course. It should be able to perform the "New York Rollercoaster" on command. Watch out, it might not be good enogh to debase Shinji Saito as reigning world champ though.
A Guinness World Record for owning the most souls.
A Guiness World Record for being the awesomest Kank.
A Guiness World Record for having the most complete collection of fossilized animal rectums in the world.
The largest and most complete collection of fossilized animal rectums in the world. Including the hard-to-find amoeba rectum, Tyrannasaurous Rextum (ahaha! Did you see whut I did thar?), and the piece de resistance, a two-coloned giant ground sloth rectum.
The ad council that created the "Got Milk?" and "Beef. It's What's for Dinner." campaigns to design a revolutionary new slogan for "The People's Kank," ensuring lasting love and admiration in thousands of Americans for all their lives. Plus a catchy jingle to go with it. Something maybe like this "Give me a Kank, Give me a Kank, Give me a Piece of that Kan-Ken-Non! That Soul-Market Host Guy That'll Make Your Day, and Where ever you go you hear the people say: Give me a Kank, Give me a Kank, Give me a Piece of that Kan-Ken-Non!"
I dunno....that's some furious bidding. Remember, kids, DO IT WITH STYLE!
Quote from KankennonVery well then.
Make me a bid for Weaver's soul!
Bidding ends whenever I deem it to be so.
Quote from Slavan K. GuiserAwwww, Kank, thanks for yet another soul to add to the collection!
And way too awesome? I dunno....that's a pretty average SKG bid. Is it that sorely missed among the Soul Market? Btw, what of that bid was deemed the best part?
Bid to be placed here soon:
Quote from KankennonI should note that Dan Quayle will only sign a potatoe. A correctly spelled potato will just get ignored by him.
Quote from Slavan K. GuiserYeah. I was thinking of how to put in "all the potatoes signed by Dan Quayle" and still get the joke in, but I didn't make it work. And it is very true.
Interesting aside: The actual potato that Dan Quayle signed is kept in a museum, dedicated to, what else, the potato, a little more than 30 miles from where I live.
And I'm glad you got the joke. Most of the kids nowadays probably wouldn't even caught the reference. *Sighs.*
Quote from BlutsauI bid for Weaver:
- A trip to the 7th circle of hell, guided by Weaver's Soul.
Quote from Saoshyant 4329I'd be quite depressed if the prime green creature tearing up standard right now is a cow
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Bilbro ate a sock. He's special.
Quote from TACKYI'll see you guys later. I'ma go stroke my ego some more. I'm such a brilliant person MWAHAhahaha....
Quote from magicianofthoughtI bid the following:
THE COLOR RED.