"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
I swear the position of Soul Market host is cursed. TFE practically leaves the site, DSU goes to jail, Kank and Slavan's Internet die and Diggy vanishes off the face of the earth for a few days
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
I big Batman, Superman, and Chuck Norris and their weaknesses in order to keep your new slaves in check: A bounced check, kryptonite, and an ocean (Since Chuck swims through land, what's he gonna do in the ocean?).:D
1. A Purple People Eater.
2. Grand Arbiter Augustin's hat, Flying Pope chair, and the soul of Szadek
3.
4. My virginity. You may have to invent time travel to collect on that, though...
5. A solemn promise from WotC to never, ever print a card like One with Nothing ever again in life.
6. A Double Whopper with Cheese and Extra Pickles.
7. Your very own demon-summoning circle.
8. Regis Philbin's left eyeball.
9. Kittens.
10. Sixteen nose hairs from questionable sources.
11. Number eleven has been censored to protect the innocent.
12. Kelly Clarkson's home phone number and home address.
13. Flying cheese.
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
1. complete sickness immunity
2. list of everything worth $4.99 that would be a better buy than Wessel
3. anti-reality pills, one bottle lasts 499 days
4. consent of 499 people to join Wessel's duckling army
5. infailable defenses against any two superpowers of your choice
6. 32 sheets of black paper
7. white t-shirts
8. water hose
9. a female friend for Dinglegolly
10. three slaves
11. a new, indestructable, yet nice to the touch, cape
12. Cannebals and Evil Cult Killers (a book recording accounts)
13. four escape routes - to be used anytime you wish, for anything you wish
14. 499 attractive, young, female virgins
15. your own caste in Romania
16. ... ducklings....
17. a set of office appliances (everything from rubberbands, to computers) that, somewhere, has a hidden blade in it
18. the power to make annoying things explode by flicking them
19. Anne Rice's signature, on any surface of your choice
20. a goblet that endlessly pours any drink you like
1) A crescent moon shaped chocolate cookie with blood icing
2) 10 fresh ducklings
3) Austria Hungary
4) 9 tickets to any world cup matches of your choice
5) A bongo from Star Wars, but with no steering wheel
6) Boss Nass, also from Star Wars
7) A new Nintendo Wii (so WE can play together :D.....)
8) A house in a field of tulips in the mountains of Germany
9) A scottish terrier
10) A fine flask of blood laced scotch
GWAHAHAHA I WANT IT.
In spirit of Italy pwning n00bs and the name being sexy, my bid.
-holland... i might add that its autographed (dont ask how. lets just say it involved alot of orangejuice and a ton of steak knives. Eat sh*t McGuiver.)
-A.C. Milan (the football team... heheh... not worth much)
-Milan Vettese's right shoe and two of his socks (they are size 15... if you need a canoe at any time...)
-Milan Italy
-Milan Records
-Milan, Michigan
-400 sets of Maximillian armor for Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced *note: The name milan is derived from Maximillian, meaning The Most Excellant*
-Milan Ohio
-Alyssa Milano's bra
-Milan Elliot's bra
-Many Interesting Little Aquamarine Ninjas
-Any clothes you want... Milan is the fasion capital of the world... now you can be a nerd IN STYLE.
-^his tamborine
-Half of a world cup ticket... so half of you can watch the game while the other half does... stuff...
-A hot italian chick
(and her bra)
-A hot italian turtle for Dinglegolly (i am unsure whether it is male or female.)
-an Apache Rose Peacock
-Milan Vettese's favorite videogame, Final Fantasy 7
-Amy Milan's new CD
-and her bra
-make that two of them.
-and a sock.
-i like socks.
-they are...
-socky.
Edit: And to 2up Tulips bid, 499 BISEXUAL sexy Vergins to play with. (might i add they are italian?)
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
on top of all those things i'd like to also offer the following things:
the secret to eternal life
a real copy of the necronomicon
a treasure map leading to the treasure of your dreams (really, it leads you to whatever you want... its awesome)
a flying monkey
a purple .. umm.. thing.. no pics of it, you'ld have to see it.. its an animal of some sort.... furry with 15 feet, 8 legs, 9 arms, 7 eyes
37 empty 2 litre bottles
7 rolls of scotch tape
3 computer monitors
a small childrens desk
47,000 peices of taffy
84 bags of beef jerky
a pile of snowballs
13 mice
a star
a fully inhabited (6 billion or so people) planet (not earth... you'll see) (world domination CAN BE YOURS!!!)
ummm, thats all i have to off for now.. i hope this is enough
1. Sauce
2. Jesus's Robe
3. Your very own slice of Pizza!
4. Passport into Heaven
5. World Domination (or peace)
6. A penguin
7. Another Penguin
8. Your own Smiley Face
9. A NEW CAR!
10. My left arm
11. A years worth of my allowence!
12. A Mint Condition Raging Goblin
13. A Tree of Love
14. More Suace
15.
Did no one else read the directions?!?.....Whatever...poetry isn't my subject, but here goes an attempt.
Oh, the poor vampire,
A truly misunderstood figure,
Except by one just as misunderstood,
Oh yes, it was the Dinglegolly,
A turtle of a life so rough,
Met a Vampire who knew as equal,
They met and then, something special happened,
As these two were for evermore.
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
There once was a turtle from Nantucket
Who did "things" with ol' Spanglegluppet:D
Ah, it's my folly
I "did" Dinglegolly
Said Spangle as he kicked the bucket.
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
There once was a turtle from Nantucket
Who did "things" with ol' Spanglegluppet:D
Ah, it's my folly
I "did" Dinglegolly
Said Spangle as he kicked the bucket.
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
dude, youve got to be kidding me. disqualification for trying to be funny?
and be original? i based my whole bid off my name... thats more original then the others...
for shame dude, for shame.
but whateves, congrats avatar of kokusho!!
On topic:
spanglegluppet dot com
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
On topic: I bid a couple of boxes of ducklings.
spanglegluppet dot com
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
It tends to...do dark evil things.
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
Really important guy at the [499]!
1. A Purple People Eater.
2. Grand Arbiter Augustin's hat, Flying Pope chair, and the soul of Szadek
3.
4. My virginity. You may have to invent time travel to collect on that, though...
5. A solemn promise from WotC to never, ever print a card like One with Nothing ever again in life.
6. A Double Whopper with Cheese and Extra Pickles.
7. Your very own demon-summoning circle.
8. Regis Philbin's left eyeball.
9. Kittens.
10. Sixteen nose hairs from questionable sources.
11. Number eleven has been censored to protect the innocent.
12. Kelly Clarkson's home phone number and home address.
13. Flying cheese.
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
Official Matron Mother of Clan Planar Chaos
Awesome Avatar and signature by DarkNightCavalier
Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
1. complete sickness immunity
2. list of everything worth $4.99 that would be a better buy than Wessel
3. anti-reality pills, one bottle lasts 499 days
4. consent of 499 people to join Wessel's duckling army
5. infailable defenses against any two superpowers of your choice
6. 32 sheets of black paper
7. white t-shirts
8. water hose
9. a female friend for Dinglegolly
10. three slaves
11. a new, indestructable, yet nice to the touch, cape
12. Cannebals and Evil Cult Killers (a book recording accounts)
13. four escape routes - to be used anytime you wish, for anything you wish
14. 499 attractive, young, female virgins
15. your own caste in Romania
16. ... ducklings....
17. a set of office appliances (everything from rubberbands, to computers) that, somewhere, has a hidden blade in it
18. the power to make annoying things explode by flicking them
19. Anne Rice's signature, on any surface of your choice
20. a goblet that endlessly pours any drink you like
.....On to the bidding.
1) A crescent moon shaped chocolate cookie with blood icing
2) 10 fresh ducklings
3) Austria Hungary
4) 9 tickets to any world cup matches of your choice
5) A bongo from Star Wars, but with no steering wheel
6) Boss Nass, also from Star Wars
7) A new Nintendo Wii (so WE can play together :D.....)
8) A house in a field of tulips in the mountains of Germany
9) A scottish terrier
10) A fine flask of blood laced scotch
In spirit of Italy pwning n00bs and the name being sexy, my bid.
-holland... i might add that its autographed (dont ask how. lets just say it involved alot of orangejuice and a ton of steak knives. Eat sh*t McGuiver.)
-A.C. Milan (the football team... heheh... not worth much)
-Milan Vettese's right shoe and two of his socks (they are size 15... if you need a canoe at any time...)
-Milan Italy
-Milan Records
-Milan, Michigan
-400 sets of Maximillian armor for Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced *note: The name milan is derived from Maximillian, meaning The Most Excellant*
-Milan Ohio
-Alyssa Milano's bra
-Milan Elliot's bra
-Many Interesting Little Aquamarine Ninjas
-Any clothes you want... Milan is the fasion capital of the world... now you can be a nerd IN STYLE.
-^his tamborine
-Half of a world cup ticket... so half of you can watch the game while the other half does... stuff...
-A hot italian chick
(and her bra)
-A hot italian turtle for Dinglegolly (i am unsure whether it is male or female.)
-an Apache Rose Peacock
-Milan Vettese's favorite videogame, Final Fantasy 7
-Amy Milan's new CD
-and her bra
-make that two of them.
-and a sock.
-i like socks.
-they are...
-socky.
Edit: And to 2up Tulips bid, 499 BISEXUAL sexy Vergins to play with. (might i add they are italian?)
Eh??
Nice try, but you are definately slot number 5, Wessel.
BTW Rayne, if you're just going to basically mimic my bids, why do you bother bidding at all? Be original man!
heehee... the rest i thought was unique
edit: And i now see the turtle one... i didnt notice that one before... so i edited it... sorry :S
spanglegluppet dot com
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
And yes, Wessel is still up for grabs.
on top of all those things i'd like to also offer the following things:
the secret to eternal life
a real copy of the necronomicon
a treasure map leading to the treasure of your dreams (really, it leads you to whatever you want... its awesome)
a flying monkey
a purple .. umm.. thing.. no pics of it, you'ld have to see it.. its an animal of some sort.... furry with 15 feet, 8 legs, 9 arms, 7 eyes
37 empty 2 litre bottles
7 rolls of scotch tape
3 computer monitors
a small childrens desk
47,000 peices of taffy
84 bags of beef jerky
a pile of snowballs
13 mice
a star
a fully inhabited (6 billion or so people) planet (not earth... you'll see) (world domination CAN BE YOURS!!!)
ummm, thats all i have to off for now.. i hope this is enough
1. Sauce
2. Jesus's Robe
3. Your very own slice of Pizza!
4. Passport into Heaven
5. World Domination (or peace)
6. A penguin
7. Another Penguin
8. Your own Smiley Face
9. A NEW CAR!
10. My left arm
11. A years worth of my allowence!
12. A Mint Condition Raging Goblin
13. A Tree of Love
14. More Suace
15.
16. An edited post
my bid wasn't even considered!
I'm shocked, appaled, and hurt.
Did no one else read the directions?!?.....Whatever...poetry isn't my subject, but here goes an attempt.
Oh, the poor vampire,
A truly misunderstood figure,
Except by one just as misunderstood,
Oh yes, it was the Dinglegolly,
A turtle of a life so rough,
Met a Vampire who knew as equal,
They met and then, something special happened,
As these two were for evermore.
Dingelolly
Is not a turtle
But a guy in a Furby suit
spanglegluppet dot com
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
Who did "things" with ol' Spanglegluppet:D
Ah, it's my folly
I "did" Dinglegolly
Said Spangle as he kicked the bucket.
Ew. Horrid, I know.
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
Official Matron Mother of Clan Planar Chaos
Awesome Avatar and signature by DarkNightCavalier
Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
That SO has to win.
spanglegluppet dot com
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
Official Matron Mother of Clan Planar Chaos
Awesome Avatar and signature by DarkNightCavalier
Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
and be original? i based my whole bid off my name... thats more original then the others...
for shame dude, for shame.
but whateves, congrats avatar of kokusho!!