It'd be nice doing a Guest Host run whenever it comes my turn on the queue, obviously TFE is the original coolest cat of Soul Markets, dawning back to my awesomeness on News (Which I should update. :().
OBVIOUSLY, of course...:p
OK, I'm ready to start ze bidding...NOW WHERE IS THAT DANG RAYNE?!?
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
Okay, Rayne has been working a lot, and he's got a good friend of his in Town for the next 2 weeks, so he said that He's dissapointed, but he wont be able to host this time around. He asked me to ask you if it would be okay if he hosted after Spangle (or whoever is next)
Oh, and rest assured I did kick him in the balls on behalf of all of you
So let's get the bidding open, this first week will be a nice normal week with no gimmicks. He likes Kirbies, and his custom tag and avvy change very five minutes, make me a bid for Danbanzero's soul! Bidding ends in a week, so next Monday EST.
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
First, I shall bid an avatar that changes every split-second:
And now:
1. An original bid
2. A picture of Wessel's house (I actually have one)
3. A key that unlocks any lock
4. 6 Impunity Tokens, to be used any time you break a law or do something wrong
5. Mod power over real life for a period of two months, not necessarily all at once
6. A flamethrower that has multi-colored flames
7. The complete collection of Kirby dolls, each one having absorbed a different power, plus a Kirby suit for yourself
8. The New and Improved Illness Wand! Touching someone with it will bring them down with any sickness you want
9. Three employee discounts at Victoria's Secret
10. Three girls to bring with you on that venture ^
11. Immunity to the Illness Wand
12. CANDY!
1. Name my firstborn child after him.
2. Name my first pet after him
3. Make a deal with the devil to automatically win this game.
4. Backstage pass to the playboy mansion ...
5. Hell, you get the playboy mansion (everyone in it included)
6. The Custom Avvy and Banner that make people go down in epileptic seizures.
7. A fluffy kirby lifesized doll to do ... erm ... whatever you want with.
8. A lock of Satan's hair while I'm down there. It gives you any wish you want. Hands down.
Hope you like my contribution. I wants me a soul !!!
1) An Australian mug with hawaiian punch in it
2) A brand new HP Pavillion laptop
3) A candy store in Australia with *SPANGLEGLUPPET* on the front billboard
4) A spot in the top ten "Weight Watchers" Hall of Fame
5) A frilly pink apron
6) A key to Al Capone's wallet
7) A flat screen TV
8) Ten bowls of Brunswick Stew
9) A trophy full of Cheesesteak
10) A villa in the South of France
11) 11 posters of John Wayne
12) 12 jawbreakers the size of hams
13) $13 from Moxman
14) 14 bottles of slime on the wall
15) 15 bibles with typos in them, according to the word of 'Gob'
16) 16 blueberry cheesecakes
17) 17 newspapers from the 1800s
18) 18 pieces of gouda cheese
19) 19 bones to make your own mini skeleton
20) 20 keys off of a keyboard to spell "spanglegluppet owns"
[Jack...you only need 12 to spell spanglegluppet owns...some letters are just repeated. (if you include the inverted than 13 :))
Maybe he has them physicallly removed from multiple keyboards, and has all of the removed keys lying in a row spelling that, with quotes included would come to 20 pieces.
cheesy i no but i think i could win with this one!!!
there you have it one Friendship with ME the most awsomest person around for one SOUL (insert spooky laugh)
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
So let's get the bidding open, this first week will be a nice normal week with no gimmicks. He likes Kirbies, and his custom tag and avvy change very five minutes, make me a bid for Danbanzero's soul!
Quote from Wessel »
Hmm... okay... Danny's soul... Me wantz it...
I bid the following:
One green shirt with the words 'I want mommy!'
Two pair (Two sevens and two aces)
Three atom bombs
Four Islands in the middle of the Indian Ocean
Five new pianos
Six Australian dollars
Seven lucky numbers
Eight new drumsticks
Nine hot virgins... (they always work in a bid :p)
Ten seconds of infinite pleasure
Eleven mana of any color (you don't get mana burn)
Twelve private jets
Thirteen black cats
Fourteen horny girlfriends
You will become fifteen years of age
Sixteen grandmothers
Seventeen toothbrushes
Eighteen times one
Nineteen free posts
Twenty smiling and laughing smileys :xd:
Oh boy, lists!
1. Um...wtf...:weird: Okay...I spose it would be nice...um...yeah...
2. Well, if I ever want to play poker with some random people, that'll be great.
3. Three! I can take out three small defenseless islands!
4. I swear I didn't read this before reading #3...better make it one island then. I call Hawaii!
5. Considering I can only play one piano at once, I'll pass.
6. Six Australian dollars? I have that much sitting on the desk in my room.
7. That'll win me the lottery! Yay.
8. New drumsticks? Sticks for playing the drums? The icecream? Parts of a chicken?
9. Tempting...
10. See above.
11. omg magic lolz
12. Had you have thrown in some pilot or someone who could have actually flown the jets, you'd have a deal.
13. OMG DATS UNLUCKY
14. Fourteen? How about fifteen...:D
15. I'll just wait another seven months...:p
16. I have one and she's bad enough. No thanks.
17. Unfortuantely, I don't have seventeen sets of teeth.
18. 18 whats? 18 cats? 18 houses? 18 balls of fluff? Gotta be specific here!
19. does dat get me a custom
20.
Quote from Spiral »
OMG Danbanzero ^_^.
I bid the following:
1)Kittybreads on a tree
2)All Kirby games
3)A shirt which says: "Don't call me Daniel :mad:"
4)Spangle's teadybear
5)TFE's Playground.
6)Senori's precious subforums
7)Free smilies and customs for 1 year.
8)Wessel's photo under the shower.
9)CharlieD's french boobie woman!
10)The smiley only for himself.
11)My love
12)And, lower his post count or make it dissppear ^_^.
Maybe I add more things afterwards
1. Is that one of those random 'noun-on-a-noun' phrases? Snakes on a plane?
2. Brilliant. Extra points for not including any of those stupid Kirby emotes.
3. And just what am I going to do wearing that?
4. Why do I need to get that off you?
5. That's a scary thought.
6. What, all seven hundred of them?
7. That would be tempting if I didn't have a custom. But I do. So there.
8. Now we're talking.
9. Since when did Charlie have a French boobie woman?
10. But I wanna use it!
11. Oh goodie goodie gumdrops.
12. Imagine what I could do with that...
Quote from Tangerine Tulip »
First, I shall bid an avatar that changes every split-second:
100 ) { this.height=100 }; if (this.width > 600 ) { this.width=600 }" border="0">
And now:
1. An original bid
2. A picture of Wessel's house (I actually have one)
3. A key that unlocks any lock
4. 6 Impunity Tokens, to be used any time you break a law or do something wrong
5. Mod power over real life for a period of two months, not necessarily all at once
6. A flamethrower that has multi-colored flames
7. The complete collection of Kirby dolls, each one having absorbed a different power, plus a Kirby suit for yourself
8. The New and Improved Illness Wand! Touching someone with it will bring them down with any sickness you want
9. Three employee discounts at Victoria's Secret
10. Three girls to bring with you on that venture ^
11. Immunity to the Illness Wand
12. CANDY!
That's a mighty fancy lookin' avvy ya got there.
Wtf was that.
1. That's a bit radical for a Soul Market bid, don't ya think?
2. OMG UR A STALKER
3. It's called a sledgehammer.
4. Could be handy...
5. But it's not mod power on the forums...:crying:
6. Pretty colours!
7. OMG! But still, Furby suit > Kirby suit.
8. Can't I just slap them? That'd work better.
9. Hohooh. Tempting.
10. Even more tempting...
11. Well if I'm the only one that has the Immunity Wand, why do I need immunity to it? Unless I, like, stab myself.
12. YAY!
Quote from Lock Down »
Spanglegluppet for Dannys soul i will give you mark rosewaters dog back and some paperclips, lint and mabey a clouple of dimes and a nickle.
I don't want MaRo's dog! It'd probably spout some random garbage about card design and working on Roseanne...
As for the dimes and the nickel, I don't want your fancy American money.
Quote from Priest »
Haha. For his soul ... I'll give ...
1. Name my firstborn child after him.
2. Name my first pet after him
3. Make a deal with the devil to automatically win this game.
4. Backstage pass to the playboy mansion ...
5. Hell, you get the playboy mansion (everyone in it included)
6. The Custom Avvy and Banner that make people go down in epileptic seizures.
7. A fluffy kirby lifesized doll to do ... erm ... whatever you want with.
8. A lock of Satan's hair while I'm down there. It gives you any wish you want. Hands down.
Hope you like my contribution. I wants me a soul !!!
1. Why do I care about your firstborn child?
2. What kind of pet?
3. Don't get the Devil involved...he hates me already.
4. Or what about a frontstage pass?
5. Then why do I need #4?
6. Isn't that what TT posted a few slots up?
7. That's just disturbing. Now my mind is filled with Kirby fantasies. Damn you Priest!
8. Satan has hair?
Quote from *** Hater »
Yay, i want a soul . For your soul dab ill give you
1) A faerie sponsorship, take as much as you want
2) Lots of :cookie:s
3) Lots of sexy girls
4) A big fluffy bunny
5) Fresh blood taken out from george bush himself
6) TFE's popularity
7) All the souls that i own (excluding mine)
8) A christmas tree
9) A ticket for the cinemas with anyone you want
10) Toilet paper for a whole year
11) Lots of kitty bread
12) Become an angel!
13) Be lucky for the rest of your life! (after all its number 13!)
1. More faerie sponsorship?
2. Yum. Freshly baked?
3. People have already offered me that. Sorry.
4. A very big fluffy bunny?
5. Why do I want Bush blood?
6. But he's banned...:crying:
7. You don't own any, do you.
8. Ask me around Christmas time.
9. Hohooh. Anyone?
10. Oh joy. Aren't you forgetting I can just buy some?
11. yayyyy
12. O...kay...moving on...
13. You just couldn't think of anything for #13, could you?
Quote from Jack »
DBZ!!!!!!!!
I KNOW I'm gonna win this one. For I bid:
1) An Australian mug with hawaiian punch in it
2) A brand new HP Pavillion laptop
3) A candy store in Australia with *SPANGLEGLUPPET* on the front billboard
4) A spot in the top ten "Weight Watchers" Hall of Fame
5) A frilly pink apron
6) A key to Al Capone's wallet
7) A flat screen TV
8) Ten bowls of Brunswick Stew
9) A trophy full of Cheesesteak
10) A villa in the South of France
11) 11 posters of John Wayne
12) 12 jawbreakers the size of hams
13) $13 from Moxman
14) 14 bottles of slime on the wall
15) 15 bibles with typos in them, according to the word of 'Gob'
16) 16 blueberry cheesecakes
17) 17 newspapers from the 1800s
18) 18 pieces of gouda cheese
19) 19 bones to make your own mini skeleton
20) 20 keys off of a keyboard to spell "spanglegluppet owns"
1. What about a Hawaiian mug with Australian punch?
2. You know I want a laptop...:p
3. Oh yeah, there's millions of them...
4. Are you saying I'm fat? Or saying I'm skinny? The mysteries of life...
5. Frilly! Pink! Apron!
6. It needs a key?
7. Yay! A flat...screen...TV...for watching...TV...um...I'll shut up now.
8. Brunswick Stew?
9. That's a weird thought.
10. IF I ever move to France, maybe.
11. Isn't 1 enough?
12. At least it's not 12 hams the size of jawbreakers.
13. Oh joy.
14. I don't want my walls all slimy.
15. If I'm going to get a bible, I'd prefer it be typo-free.
16. *drools* Cheesecake...
17. Do you have a collection of them or something?
18. I love cheese. We might have a winner.
19. I have better things to do than to build mini-skeletons.
20. SPANGLEGLUPPET OWNS. There. Like that.
Quote from *** Hater »
[Jack...you only need 12 to spell spanglegluppet owns...some letters are just repeated. (if you include the inverted than 13 :-))
Who repeats letters? Come on!
Quote from Kankennon »
Maybe he has them physicallly removed from multiple keyboards, and has all of the removed keys lying in a row spelling that, with quotes included would come to 20 pieces.
I'm too lazy for that.
Quote from [G »
ods[A]ssassin]i bid......
my friendship!
cheesy i no but i think i could win with this one!!!
there you have it one Friendship with ME the most awsomest person around for one SOUL (insert spooky laugh)
I'll think about it.
Quote from Priest »
Sooo ... when danny's soul gonna be off to one of us?
Patience, young Priest guy.
Quote from Tangerine Tulip »
You have to wait until Monday. We usually have a week to make a bid.
Quote from Priest »
Haha. Thank you for the tip, Tulip. You're as helpful as ever.
is what I say when I have nothing else to say.
Quote from Spanglegluppet »
Yep, Monday it is.
OMG it's me. I'm hilarious.
Quote from *** Hater »
Good luck everyone. This is quite a special soul here! ^^
Yes indeed.
Quote from Jack »
Well, maybe I just wanted to throw in a couple of courtesy keys.
And it's tomorrow, gents and layds. Can't wait.
Quote from Priest »
*nods head*
Soon, soon.
:teach again:
Well, some good bids this time, but only one guy knows my love for laptops, cheesecake, and ham-sized jawbreakers, Danbanzero's soul goes to Jack.
Next, well, he's the guy who bid last, writes in a pretty red font and is sure to win Most Imaginative Screen Name 2006, make me a bid for Jack's soul!
And now...a gimmick! The person who wins Jack's soul will have their soul put up for auction next! If your soul has already been sold, then I'll go with someone else's. Bidding ends in a week!
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
1. An IRL Art gallery. Also doubles as a shrine.
2. Choose one --- ; or the Ice age expansion symbol. Entwine
3. The chance to throw steve irwin off a building. A tall one.
4. The ability to add the prefix spangle to any word, and have that be the proper way to say it.
5. Your own theme park, home of the world's first spangle coaster.
6. Worm warriors to do your bidding. They have exploding sheep.
7. Infinte Jeweled CD Cases.
8. A saw. Made out of noodles.
9. A noodle hammer, just to match.
10. The ability to turn people into noodles.
11. Piano wire. Being in the backseat has never been this fun...
1. A personalized picture made by Jack
2. A packet of Get-Out-of-Chores-Free Cards, to be used when there are things to do , but you're too lazy to do them - each card comes with a slave to do the chore for you!
3. A maid (for when the cards run out)
4. The title "Best ____ 2006" (you fill in the blank)
5. A "Best Title Generator" if you feel too lazy to think of your own best title
6. MOTIVATION
7. the end to my bid, so you don't have take as much time examining it
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OBVIOUSLY, of course...:p
OK, I'm ready to start ze bidding...NOW WHERE IS THAT DANG RAYNE?!?
spanglegluppet dot com
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
spanglegluppet dot com
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
spanglegluppet dot com
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
Oh, and rest assured I did kick him in the balls on behalf of all of you
[Left Play Designs][Coffeehouse][DeviantArt]
Winner MTGS Weekly Sig/Banner Contest
Weeks: 37/85/87/94/135/159/160/226
So let's get the bidding open, this first week will be a nice normal week with no gimmicks. He likes Kirbies, and his custom tag and avvy change very five minutes, make me a bid for Danbanzero's soul! Bidding ends in a week, so next Monday EST.
Have fun!
spanglegluppet dot com
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
And now:
1. An original bid
2. A picture of Wessel's house (I actually have one)
3. A key that unlocks any lock
4. 6 Impunity Tokens, to be used any time you break a law or do something wrong
5. Mod power over real life for a period of two months, not necessarily all at once
6. A flamethrower that has multi-colored flames
7. The complete collection of Kirby dolls, each one having absorbed a different power, plus a Kirby suit for yourself
8. The New and Improved Illness Wand! Touching someone with it will bring them down with any sickness you want
9. Three employee discounts at Victoria's Secret
10. Three girls to bring with you on that venture ^
11. Immunity to the Illness Wand
12. CANDY!
1. Name my firstborn child after him.
2. Name my first pet after him
3. Make a deal with the devil to automatically win this game.
4. Backstage pass to the playboy mansion ...
5. Hell, you get the playboy mansion (everyone in it included)
6. The Custom Avvy and Banner that make people go down in epileptic seizures.
7. A fluffy kirby lifesized doll to do ... erm ... whatever you want with.
8. A lock of Satan's hair while I'm down there. It gives you any wish you want. Hands down.
Hope you like my contribution. I wants me a soul !!!
I KNOW I'm gonna win this one. For I bid:
1) An Australian mug with hawaiian punch in it
2) A brand new HP Pavillion laptop
3) A candy store in Australia with *SPANGLEGLUPPET* on the front billboard
4) A spot in the top ten "Weight Watchers" Hall of Fame
5) A frilly pink apron
6) A key to Al Capone's wallet
7) A flat screen TV
8) Ten bowls of Brunswick Stew
9) A trophy full of Cheesesteak
10) A villa in the South of France
11) 11 posters of John Wayne
12) 12 jawbreakers the size of hams
13) $13 from Moxman
14) 14 bottles of slime on the wall
15) 15 bibles with typos in them, according to the word of 'Gob'
16) 16 blueberry cheesecakes
17) 17 newspapers from the 1800s
18) 18 pieces of gouda cheese
19) 19 bones to make your own mini skeleton
20) 20 keys off of a keyboard to spell "spanglegluppet owns"
Maybe he has them physicallly removed from multiple keyboards, and has all of the removed keys lying in a row spelling that, with quotes included would come to 20 pieces.
my friendship!
cheesy i no but i think i could win with this one!!!
there you have it one Friendship with ME the most awsomest person around for one SOUL (insert spooky laugh)
spanglegluppet dot com
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
And it's tomorrow, gents and layds. Can't wait.
Soon, soon.
So let's get the bidding open, this first week will be a nice normal week with no gimmicks. He likes Kirbies, and his custom tag and avvy change very five minutes, make me a bid for Danbanzero's soul!
Hmm... okay... Danny's soul... Me wantz it...
I bid the following:
Oh boy, lists!
1. Um...wtf...:weird: Okay...I spose it would be nice...um...yeah...
2. Well, if I ever want to play poker with some random people, that'll be great.
3. Three! I can take out three small defenseless islands!
4. I swear I didn't read this before reading #3...better make it one island then. I call Hawaii!
5. Considering I can only play one piano at once, I'll pass.
6. Six Australian dollars? I have that much sitting on the desk in my room.
7. That'll win me the lottery! Yay.
8. New drumsticks? Sticks for playing the drums? The icecream? Parts of a chicken?
9. Tempting...
10. See above.
11. omg magic lolz
12. Had you have thrown in some pilot or someone who could have actually flown the jets, you'd have a deal.
13. OMG DATS UNLUCKY
14. Fourteen? How about fifteen...:D
15. I'll just wait another seven months...:p
16. I have one and she's bad enough. No thanks.
17. Unfortuantely, I don't have seventeen sets of teeth.
18. 18 whats? 18 cats? 18 houses? 18 balls of fluff? Gotta be specific here!
19. does dat get me a custom
20.
OMG Danbanzero ^_^.
I bid the following:
1)Kittybreads on a tree
2)All Kirby games
3)A shirt which says: "Don't call me Daniel :mad:"
4)Spangle's teadybear
5)TFE's Playground.
6)Senori's precious subforums
7)Free smilies and customs for 1 year.
8)Wessel's photo under the shower.
9)CharlieD's french boobie woman!
10)The smiley only for himself.
11)My love
12)And, lower his post count or make it dissppear ^_^.
Maybe I add more things afterwards
1. Is that one of those random 'noun-on-a-noun' phrases? Snakes on a plane?
2. Brilliant. Extra points for not including any of those stupid Kirby emotes.
3. And just what am I going to do wearing that?
4. Why do I need to get that off you?
5. That's a scary thought.
6. What, all seven hundred of them?
7. That would be tempting if I didn't have a custom. But I do. So there.
8. Now we're talking.
9. Since when did Charlie have a French boobie woman?
10. But I wanna use it!
11. Oh goodie goodie gumdrops.
12. Imagine what I could do with that...
First, I shall bid an avatar that changes every split-second:
100 ) { this.height=100 }; if (this.width > 600 ) { this.width=600 }" border="0">
And now:
1. An original bid
2. A picture of Wessel's house (I actually have one)
3. A key that unlocks any lock
4. 6 Impunity Tokens, to be used any time you break a law or do something wrong
5. Mod power over real life for a period of two months, not necessarily all at once
6. A flamethrower that has multi-colored flames
7. The complete collection of Kirby dolls, each one having absorbed a different power, plus a Kirby suit for yourself
8. The New and Improved Illness Wand! Touching someone with it will bring them down with any sickness you want
9. Three employee discounts at Victoria's Secret
10. Three girls to bring with you on that venture ^
11. Immunity to the Illness Wand
12. CANDY!
That's a mighty fancy lookin' avvy ya got there.
Wtf was that.
1. That's a bit radical for a Soul Market bid, don't ya think?
2. OMG UR A STALKER
3. It's called a sledgehammer.
4. Could be handy...
5. But it's not mod power on the forums...:crying:
6. Pretty colours!
7. OMG! But still, Furby suit > Kirby suit.
8. Can't I just slap them? That'd work better.
9. Hohooh. Tempting.
10. Even more tempting...
11. Well if I'm the only one that has the Immunity Wand, why do I need immunity to it? Unless I, like, stab myself.
12. YAY!
Spanglegluppet for Dannys soul i will give you mark rosewaters dog back and some paperclips, lint and mabey a clouple of dimes and a nickle.
I don't want MaRo's dog! It'd probably spout some random garbage about card design and working on Roseanne...
As for the dimes and the nickel, I don't want your fancy American money.
Haha. For his soul ... I'll give ...
1. Name my firstborn child after him.
2. Name my first pet after him
3. Make a deal with the devil to automatically win this game.
4. Backstage pass to the playboy mansion ...
5. Hell, you get the playboy mansion (everyone in it included)
6. The Custom Avvy and Banner that make people go down in epileptic seizures.
7. A fluffy kirby lifesized doll to do ... erm ... whatever you want with.
8. A lock of Satan's hair while I'm down there. It gives you any wish you want. Hands down.
Hope you like my contribution. I wants me a soul !!!
1. Why do I care about your firstborn child?
2. What kind of pet?
3. Don't get the Devil involved...he hates me already.
4. Or what about a frontstage pass?
5. Then why do I need #4?
6. Isn't that what TT posted a few slots up?
7. That's just disturbing. Now my mind is filled with Kirby fantasies. Damn you Priest!
8. Satan has hair?
1. More faerie sponsorship?
2. Yum. Freshly baked?
3. People have already offered me that. Sorry.
4. A very big fluffy bunny?
5. Why do I want Bush blood?
6. But he's banned...:crying:
7. You don't own any, do you.
8. Ask me around Christmas time.
9. Hohooh. Anyone?
10. Oh joy. Aren't you forgetting I can just buy some?
11. yayyyy
12. O...kay...moving on...
13. You just couldn't think of anything for #13, could you?
1. What about a Hawaiian mug with Australian punch?
2. You know I want a laptop...:p
3. Oh yeah, there's millions of them...
4. Are you saying I'm fat? Or saying I'm skinny? The mysteries of life...
5. Frilly! Pink! Apron!
6. It needs a key?
7. Yay! A flat...screen...TV...for watching...TV...um...I'll shut up now.
8. Brunswick Stew?
9. That's a weird thought.
10. IF I ever move to France, maybe.
11. Isn't 1 enough?
12. At least it's not 12 hams the size of jawbreakers.
13. Oh joy.
14. I don't want my walls all slimy.
15. If I'm going to get a bible, I'd prefer it be typo-free.
16. *drools* Cheesecake...
17. Do you have a collection of them or something?
18. I love cheese. We might have a winner.
19. I have better things to do than to build mini-skeletons.
20. SPANGLEGLUPPET OWNS. There. Like that.
Who repeats letters? Come on!
I'm too lazy for that.
I'll think about it.
Patience, young Priest guy.
is what I say when I have nothing else to say.
OMG it's me. I'm hilarious.
Yes indeed.
:teach again:
Well, some good bids this time, but only one guy knows my love for laptops, cheesecake, and ham-sized jawbreakers,
Danbanzero's soul goes to Jack.
Next, well, he's the guy who bid last, writes in a pretty red font and is sure to win Most Imaginative Screen Name 2006, make me a bid for Jack's soul!
And now...a gimmick! The person who wins Jack's soul will have their soul put up for auction next! If your soul has already been sold, then I'll go with someone else's. Bidding ends in a week!
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"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
Now for this soul, I bid............oh wait...it's mine...:eek:
I want someone cool owning my soul, alright? Now GET TO AWESOME BIDDING!!
1. An IRL Art gallery. Also doubles as a shrine.
2. Choose one --- ; or the Ice age expansion symbol. Entwine
3. The chance to throw steve irwin off a building. A tall one.
4. The ability to add the prefix spangle to any word, and have that be the proper way to say it.
5. Your own theme park, home of the world's first spangle coaster.
6. Worm warriors to do your bidding. They have exploding sheep.
7. Infinte Jeweled CD Cases.
8. A saw. Made out of noodles.
9. A noodle hammer, just to match.
10. The ability to turn people into noodles.
11. Piano wire. Being in the backseat has never been this fun...
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Winner of Avatar & Sig Contest Week 72
Now... for your soul, I bid:
1. A personalized picture made by Jack
2. A packet of Get-Out-of-Chores-Free Cards, to be used when there are things to do , but you're too lazy to do them - each card comes with a slave to do the chore for you!
3. A maid (for when the cards run out)
4. The title "Best ____ 2006" (you fill in the blank)
5. A "Best Title Generator" if you feel too lazy to think of your own best title
6. MOTIVATION
7. the end to my bid, so you don't have take as much time examining it