Yes, but will destorying Earth really do any good? If you could destroy it, that would be a different story. And isn't too bad that all of your energy comes from the methane in cow farts?
Meanwhile, I am the possessor of the Choker of Lust and the Scourge of Wrath, making me 2/7 of the way to completing my collection of the Relics of Sin and becoming Lord of Hell.
Thats funny, Hell is the last realm I need to collect before I can boil them all down into my new line of demonic Skin Creams. Since I am so mighty and such a savvy business genius and true queen of health and beauty, this must be down.
That would be great if skin cream mattered to more than 2% of earth.
I, on the other hand, can turn my fellow man (only 1) into a food source capable of feeding Africa for three days.
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Why don't you get off the street and get a decent job?
Cause I need the bread
Then get a job at the bakery.
Only after I absorbed the souls of everyone in Africa. It is pretty easy to feed zero people. Now I am off to use my suggestive hip movements to convert the Vatican to Scientology, for I am just that sexy I can drive even the Pope to stupidity and heresy
You may laugh the world silly, but the actually intelligent rest of the universe thinks you're a dullard with no sex appeal. They consider me, however, worthy of their many virgins.
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OMG It just dawned upon me: Planeswalkers are Pokemons
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The frame on the green Kamahl, Pit Fighter is very exceedingly awesomely beautifully artistically changing-to-many-adjectives-into-adverbs-ly nice.
Mycoloth: NOMNOMNOM on Dragon Fodder.
One turn later, 1/1 turds come out.
Actually, ungulateman is a dictator forcing said groupies to adore him and listen to his horrible rock song named "I can haz cheese Burger?".
Im, however, the ceo of taco bell!
just watched this guy win a game after mulliganing down to zero and doing nothing for four turns in the t8 of a 2x premier event. I immediatly Imed a friend to confirm Chuck Noris actually plays Magic.
Good for you, you put your meat in peoples' mouths.
I'm indestructible.
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But you don't have a life, so therefore you're already dead.
I'm better than you.
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just watched this guy win a game after mulliganing down to zero and doing nothing for four turns in the t8 of a 2x premier event. I immediatly Imed a friend to confirm Chuck Noris actually plays Magic.
just watched this guy win a game after mulliganing down to zero and doing nothing for four turns in the t8 of a 2x premier event. I immediatly Imed a friend to confirm Chuck Noris actually plays Magic.
Modern: GRB Jund BRG RBU Grixis Delver UBR Legacy: W Death & Taxes W GRB Punishing Jund BRG GUR Canadian Threshold RUG Commander: RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
just watched this guy win a game after mulliganing down to zero and doing nothing for four turns in the t8 of a 2x premier event. I immediatly Imed a friend to confirm Chuck Noris actually plays Magic.
just watched this guy win a game after mulliganing down to zero and doing nothing for four turns in the t8 of a 2x premier event. I immediatly Imed a friend to confirm Chuck Noris actually plays Magic.
just watched this guy win a game after mulliganing down to zero and doing nothing for four turns in the t8 of a 2x premier event. I immediatly Imed a friend to confirm Chuck Noris actually plays Magic.
just watched this guy win a game after mulliganing down to zero and doing nothing for four turns in the t8 of a 2x premier event. I immediatly Imed a friend to confirm Chuck Noris actually plays Magic.
Meanwhile, I am the possessor of the Choker of Lust and the Scourge of Wrath, making me 2/7 of the way to completing my collection of the Relics of Sin and becoming Lord of Hell.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
I, on the other hand, can turn my fellow man (only 1) into a food source capable of feeding Africa for three days.
Cause I need the bread
Then get a job at the bakery.
Thanks to the guys at Highlight Studios for the great banner and avatar.
Trade with me http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=101483&highlight=" rel="nofollow"here.
I, however, can laugh the world silly in a mere two minutes if I try :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::xd::xd::xd:
Cause I need the bread
Then get a job at the bakery.
Props to SpiderBoy4 and High(~)Light Studios for awesome Banner & Avvy!
Navrica
Argentum
Thanks to the guys at Highlight Studios for the great banner and avatar.
Trade with me http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=101483&highlight=" rel="nofollow"here.
Props to SpiderBoy4 and High(~)Light Studios for awesome Banner & Avvy!
Navrica
Argentum
Im, however, the ceo of taco bell!
By Megabug
I'm indestructible.
Modern:
GRB Jund BRG
RBU Grixis Delver UBR
Legacy:
W Death & Taxes W
GRB Punishing Jund BRG
GUR Canadian Threshold RUG
Commander:
RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
I have both shroud AND indestructibility. Also, flanking and double strike.
Thanks to Darth Monkey and SGT_Chubbz at Damnation Studios for the sig and banner.
I'm better than you.
Modern:
GRB Jund BRG
RBU Grixis Delver UBR
Legacy:
W Death & Taxes W
GRB Punishing Jund BRG
GUR Canadian Threshold RUG
Commander:
RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
I am the ruler of mars!
By Megabug
I surpass all of you in power level. Which is over 9000.
Thanks to Darth Monkey and SGT_Chubbz at Damnation Studios for the sig and banner.
I am the ruler of australia!
By Megabug
I'm awesome.
Modern:
GRB Jund BRG
RBU Grixis Delver UBR
Legacy:
W Death & Taxes W
GRB Punishing Jund BRG
GUR Canadian Threshold RUG
Commander:
RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
I have the ability to kill anyone just by thinking about it!
By Megabug
I can beat Jon Finkel.
Thanks to Darth Monkey and SGT_Chubbz at Damnation Studios for the sig and banner.
You'll see me, however, with my arms around Miley Cyrus in the comfort of her bed.
I am known as "Cello, the great".
By Megabug
I am all-knowing.
Thanks to Darth Monkey and SGT_Chubbz at Damnation Studios for the sig and banner.
I am immortal!
By Megabug
I am one of the only people who still post in this thread.
Thanks to Darth Monkey and SGT_Chubbz at Damnation Studios for the sig and banner.
I... AM... SPARTA!!!!
By Megabug