The site useless superpowers blog gave me an idea for a game
The object of this game is to create an apparently useless power, and the person below will think of a situation where it would actually be very useful. Then create the next useless ability.
For example.
Useless ability: 13th bullet proof.
The ability is if you have been shot 12th times, you will be impervious to the 13th bullet.
Usefull situation:
Before you head into dangerous situation, shoot yourself somewhere like barely scraped you ( in the same place). let it heal, then next time you get shot, you wont be damaged.
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Useless ability: the Zipperer.
You can clap to zip or unzip any piece of clothing on you.
Good for when you can't find a lighter for your cigarette.
Useless Power: Gastral Fortitude
When red meat is ingested, your buttocks lets out a ginormous, god awful sound that blows any thing that weighs less then 600 lbs over 300 feet away.
With some protective clothing and good traps, you'll become a legend in the rat extermination industry. Considering the annual damage to crops and goods caused by rats worldwide, you're likely to wipe out starvation.
Useless Power: Level Headed
You can hang pictures perfectly without needing to stand back and double check.
You are the world's greatest smuggler. Border patrols are powerless to stop you as long as you cross at a snail's pace and are headed somewhere you want to go.
Useless Power: Vertical Limit
You can jump exactly 20' straight up, but you do so every time you jump.
The object of this game is to create an apparently useless power, and the person below will think of a situation where it would actually be very useful. Then create the next useless ability.
For example.
Useless ability: 13th bullet proof.
The ability is if you have been shot 12th times, you will be impervious to the 13th bullet.
Usefull situation:
Before you head into dangerous situation, shoot yourself somewhere like barely scraped you ( in the same place). let it heal, then next time you get shot, you wont be damaged.
heres for the next poster:
Useless ability: the Zipperer.
You can clap to zip or unzip any piece of clothing on you.
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Check out my http://damancy.blogspot.com/
Trust me! IM FAT!!!!
Useless Ability: Hemorrhoider
You can grow Hemorrhoids anywhere on your body
540 Peasant cube- Gold EditionSomething SpicyUselss Ability: Bone of the Break
Being able to break any bone in your body without force.
Useless Ability: Instant Toast Reload
Allows you to load a piece of toast with bullets in .00025 seconds.
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Useless power: The wrong choice.
What ever choice you make, no matter how big or small, will be wrong.
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Trust me! IM FAT!!!!
Useless power:
Squirrel comprehension - You completely understand, but cannot speak to, squirrels.
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Quipedalian Combustion
Whenever you speak a word with more than 3 syllables, your big toe catches on fire.
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Useless Power: Gastral Fortitude
When red meat is ingested, your buttocks lets out a ginormous, god awful sound that blows any thing that weighs less then 600 lbs over 300 feet away.
Useless power: Bestiality Magnetism
All animals within a 100m radius, regardless of species or sex, will try to mate with you.
Useless Power: Level Headed
You can hang pictures perfectly without needing to stand back and double check.
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Uselss Power: Terminator Visions
You can tap into your memory bank and remember any istance from the Terminator movies/shows.
useless ability: killer instinct instinct
You are really good at the game killer instinct. No one can beat you at it.
Wanna hear what I think about restaurants?
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Useless ability: Room-Temperature Vision
You can bring anything up (or down) to the temperature of its surroundings within seconds by just staring at it.
useless power: Tele-fission
The power to split TVs in havles.
Wanna hear what I think about restaurants?
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Useless Power: Enlightened Lighting
Allow you to see the light before the light is present. Only works when the light is currently present.
Useless ability: The human centipad
You can become an huge ipad, no reversal from ipad to human.
Wanna hear what I think about restaurants?
Check out my http://damancy.blogspot.com/
Trust me! IM FAT!!!!
Useless Power: Go Go Mighty Morphing Snail Run
The ability to run anywhere you want to at a snails pace.
Useless Power: Vertical Limit
You can jump exactly 20' straight up, but you do so every time you jump.
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Useless Power: Instant transex
You may spontaneously change your sex anytime, but you can't decide when.
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Useless power: ACH HANS RUN!!!!
You can make anyone name hans run.
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Useless ability: Backwards compatibility
You can drive cars in reverse with extreme precision.
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Useless ability: Phone rejected.
Whenever you call a phone, they won't answer. EVER.
[Clan Flamingo]
The clan for custom card creators!
Useless ability: Nipples-B-Gone
You can turn both of your nipples invisible.
Useless power: The audiophile
you can have sex with sound.
Wanna hear what I think about restaurants?
Check out my http://damancy.blogspot.com/
Trust me! IM FAT!!!!
Useless Ability: Sleight of Extra Hand
While playing video games, you gain a third hand. There isn't an extra arm with it.
Credit to Maelstrom Graphics for the sig.