(Credit to Glare_of_the_Loxodon for the original idea form the MTG forums that Wizards run, i'm just deciding to try and bring it over here.)
Basic Rules.
1. Take a card.
2. Add or change something to it. (A few lines of odd flavor, made-up rules, or even a new CMC)
3. Keep it to forum rules.
4. Keep adding until we reach at least 15 posts. We can only cut it off early if the card has become too unreadable. (Reflected text, etc.)
Ex.
Claws of Gix0
Artifact 1 Sacrifice a Permanent: Gain 1 life. When the Brotherhood of Gix dug out the cave of Koilos they found their master's severed hand. They enshrined it, hoping that one day it would point the way to Phyrexia.
To.Paws of Gix0
Artifact 1 Sacrifice a Permanent: Gain 1 life. When the Brotherhood of Gix dug out the cave of Koilos they found their master's severed hand. They enshrined it, hoping that one day it would point the way to Phyrexia.
Next:
Paws of Gix
Artifact 1 Sacrifice a Permanent: Gain 1 life. When the Brotherhood of Gix dug out the cave of Koilos they found their master's severed hand. They enshrined it, hoping that one day it would point the way to Phyrexia.
Gain control of target creature. Untap that creature. It gains flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, and haste until end of turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and charwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton.
Gain control of target corporation. Untap that creature. It gains flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, and haste until end of turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and charwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton.
Gain control of target corporation. Untap that corporation. It gains flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, and haste until end of turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton.
Gain control of target corporation. Untap that corporation. It gains flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, and haste until end of turn. Unceremoniously boot it off the CEO office at the beginning of the next end step.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton.
Gain control of target corporation. Untap that corporation. It gains flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, and haste until end of turn. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next end step.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS.
Gain control of target corporation. Untap that corporation. It gains flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, and haste until end of turn. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next end step.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Gain control of target corporation. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, annihilator 2, bushido 2, flanking, rampage 2, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, and haste until end of turn. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next end step.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Gain control of target corporation. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, annihilator 2, bushido 2, flanking, rampage 2, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, and haste until end of turn. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Gain control of target corporation. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, annihilator 2, bushido 2, flanking, rampage 2, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, and haste until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Gain control of target corporation. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, annihilator 2, bushido 2, flanking, rampage 2, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, and haste until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face, and steal his or her car.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Gain control of target corporation. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, annihilator 2, bushido 2, flanking, rampage 2, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, and haste until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Gain control of target corporation. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, annihilator 2, bushido 2, flanking, rampage 2, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, and haste until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Gain control of target corporation. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Gain control of target corporation. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face with a railgun, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Gain control of target corporation, restaurant chain, or factory. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face with a railgun, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Gain control of target corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, bookstore, gym, or factory. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face with a railgun, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Gain control of target corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, underground fighting circuit, used car company, small business, horse stable, public restroom, school, crime ring, military branch, hobby shop, conference hall, bookstore, gym, or factory. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face with a railgun, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Gain control of target corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, underground fighting circuit, used car company, small business, horse stable, public restroom, school, crime ring, military branch, hobby shop, conference hall, university, city hall, hotel, motel, sex shop, bookstore, gym, or factory. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face with a railgun, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.[/quote]
Chairwoman of Bolas :3mana::symur::symb: Writ of Domination
Gain control of target corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, underground fighting circuit, used car company, small business, horse stable, public restroom, school, crime ring, military branch, hobby shop, conference hall, university, city hall, hotel, motel, sex shop, bookstore, gym, or factory. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face with a railgun, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Chairwoman of Bolas :3mana::symur::symb: Writ of Domination and Hostile Takeovers
Gain control of target corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, underground fighting circuit, used car company, small business, horse stable, public restroom, school, crime ring, military branch, hobby shop, conference hall, university, city hall, hotel, motel, sex shop, bookstore, gym, or factory. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face with a railgun, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Chairwoman of Bolas
Writ of Domination and Hostile Takeovers
Gain control of target corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, underground fighting circuit, used car company, small business, horse stable, public restroom, school, crime ring, military branch, hobby shop, conference hall, university, city hall, hotel, motel, sex shop, bookstore, gym, hospital, pharmacy, auction house, warehouse, apartment complex, storage facility, science facility, supply depot, armory, barracks, starport, or factory. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face with a railgun, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Chairwoman of Bolas
Writ of Domination and Hostile Takeovers
Gain control of target corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, underground fighting circuit, used car company, small business, horse stable, public restroom, school, crime ring, military branch, hobby shop, conference hall, university, city hall, hotel, motel, sex shop, bookstore, gym, hospital, pharmacy, auction house, warehouse, apartment complex, storage facility, science facility, supply depot, armory, barracks, starport, or factory. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face with a railgun, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE FOR 5 MILLION DOLLARS.
Chairwoman of Bolas
Planeswalker - Writer of Dominations and Hostile Takeovers
+1$: Gain control of target corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, underground fighting circuit, used car company, small business, horse stable, public restroom, school, crime ring, military branch, hobby shop, conference hall, university, city hall, hotel, motel, sex shop, bookstore, gym, hospital, pharmacy, auction house, warehouse, apartment complex, storage facility, science facility, supply depot, armory, barracks, starport, or factory. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face with a railgun, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets.
-10$: +12$
-9001$: You gain an emblem that says, "At the beginning of your web conference, untap and gain control of all permanents." (this effect does not end at the end of the web conference)
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE FOR 5 MILLION DOLLARS.
Basic Rules.
1. Take a card.
2. Add or change something to it. (A few lines of odd flavor, made-up rules, or even a new CMC)
3. Keep it to forum rules.
4. Keep adding until we reach at least 15 posts. We can only cut it off early if the card has become too unreadable. (Reflected text, etc.)
Ex.
Claws of Gix 0
Artifact
1 Sacrifice a Permanent: Gain 1 life.
When the Brotherhood of Gix dug out the cave of Koilos they found their master's severed hand. They enshrined it, hoping that one day it would point the way to Phyrexia.
To.Paws of Gix 0
Artifact
1 Sacrifice a Permanent: Gain 1 life.
When the Brotherhood of Gix dug out the cave of Koilos they found their master's severed hand. They enshrined it, hoping that one day it would point the way to Phyrexia.
Next:
Paws of Gix
Artifact
1 Sacrifice a Permanent: Gain 1 life.
When the Brotherhood of Gix dug out the cave of Koilos they found their master's severed hand. They enshrined it, hoping that one day it would point the way to Phyrexia.
(going on for at least 15 posts)
First card: Randomly Generatred
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Charwoman of Bolas
Sorcery, 3{U/RB}
Gain control of target creature. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and charwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Charwoman of Bolas
Sorcery, 3{U/RB}
Gain control of target creature. Untap that creature. It gains flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, and haste until end of turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and charwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton.
Signature done by perv90210
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Charwoman of Bolas
Sorcery, 3(U/R)B
Gain control of target corporation. Untap that creature. It gains flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, and haste until end of turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and charwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton.
Sorcery, 3{ur}b
Gain control of target corporation. Untap that corporation. It gains flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, and haste until end of turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton.
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Sorcery, 3{ur}b
Gain control of target corporation. Untap that corporation. It gains flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, and haste until end of turn. Unceremoniously boot it off the CEO office at the beginning of the next end step.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton.
Sorcery, 3{ur}b
Gain control of target corporation. Untap that corporation. It gains flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, and haste until end of turn. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next end step.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS.
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Sorcery, 3{ur}b
Gain control of target corporation. Untap that corporation. It gains flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, and haste until end of turn. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next end step.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Sorcery, 3{ur}b
Gain control of target corporation. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, annihilator 2, bushido 2, flanking, rampage 2, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, and haste until end of turn. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next end step.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Signature done by perv90210
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Sorcery 3(U/R)B
Gain control of target corporation. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, annihilator 2, bushido 2, flanking, rampage 2, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, and haste until end of turn. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Sorcery 3{ur}b
Gain control of target corporation. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, annihilator 2, bushido 2, flanking, rampage 2, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, and haste until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Signature done by perv90210
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Sorcery 3{ur}b
Gain control of target corporation. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, annihilator 2, bushido 2, flanking, rampage 2, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, and haste until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face, and steal his or her car.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Credit to Maelstrom Graphics for the sig.
Sorcery 3{ur}b
Gain control of target corporation. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, annihilator 2, bushido 2, flanking, rampage 2, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, and haste until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Sorcery 3{ur}b
Gain control of target corporation. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, annihilator 2, bushido 2, flanking, rampage 2, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, and haste until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Signature done by perv90210
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Sorcery 3(U/R)B
Gain control of target corporation. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Sorcery 3{ur}b
Gain control of target corporation. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face with a railgun, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Signature done by perv90210
My Trade Thread | Random Buy List
Pikachudansen | Pika Pika Yukai
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Iso is Batman | Tamiyo lulz
Official Anime Enthusiast of [TheCrafters].
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Sorcery 3(U/R)B
Gain control of target corporation, restaurant chain, or factory. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face with a railgun, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Chairwoman of Bolas
Sorcery 3(U/R)B
Gain control of target corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, bookstore, gym, or factory. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face with a railgun, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Sorcery
Gain control of target corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, underground fighting circuit, used car company, small business, horse stable, public restroom, school, crime ring, military branch, hobby shop, conference hall, bookstore, gym, or factory. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face with a railgun, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Credit to Maelstrom Graphics for the sig.
Chairwoman of Bolas :3mana::symur::symb:
Sorcery
Gain control of target corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, underground fighting circuit, used car company, small business, horse stable, public restroom, school, crime ring, military branch, hobby shop, conference hall, university, city hall, hotel, motel, sex shop, bookstore, gym, or factory. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face with a railgun, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.[/quote]
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Chairwoman of Bolas :3mana::symur::symb:
Writ of Domination
Gain control of target corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, underground fighting circuit, used car company, small business, horse stable, public restroom, school, crime ring, military branch, hobby shop, conference hall, university, city hall, hotel, motel, sex shop, bookstore, gym, or factory. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face with a railgun, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Writ of Domination and Hostile Takeovers
Gain control of target corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, underground fighting circuit, used car company, small business, horse stable, public restroom, school, crime ring, military branch, hobby shop, conference hall, university, city hall, hotel, motel, sex shop, bookstore, gym, or factory. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face with a railgun, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Writ of Domination and Hostile Takeovers
Gain control of target corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, underground fighting circuit, used car company, small business, horse stable, public restroom, school, crime ring, military branch, hobby shop, conference hall, university, city hall, hotel, motel, sex shop, bookstore, gym, hospital, pharmacy, auction house, warehouse, apartment complex, storage facility, science facility, supply depot, armory, barracks, starport, or factory. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face with a railgun, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Signature done by perv90210
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Writ of Domination and Hostile Takeovers
Gain control of target corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, underground fighting circuit, used car company, small business, horse stable, public restroom, school, crime ring, military branch, hobby shop, conference hall, university, city hall, hotel, motel, sex shop, bookstore, gym, hospital, pharmacy, auction house, warehouse, apartment complex, storage facility, science facility, supply depot, armory, barracks, starport, or factory. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face with a railgun, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE FOR 5 MILLION DOLLARS.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Planeswalker - Writer of Dominations and Hostile Takeovers
+1$: Gain control of target corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, underground fighting circuit, used car company, small business, horse stable, public restroom, school, crime ring, military branch, hobby shop, conference hall, university, city hall, hotel, motel, sex shop, bookstore, gym, hospital, pharmacy, auction house, warehouse, apartment complex, storage facility, science facility, supply depot, armory, barracks, starport, or factory. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face with a railgun, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets.
-10$: +12$
-9001$: You gain an emblem that says, "At the beginning of your web conference, untap and gain control of all permanents." (this effect does not end at the end of the web conference)
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE FOR 5 MILLION DOLLARS.
Loyalty 8$
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