Kitchen Intruders 3
Instant
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Soldier creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Repel Intruders. Counter up to one target creature spell if U was spent to cast Repel Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent.)
Kitchen Intruders 3
Instant
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Counter up to one target creature spell if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent.)
Kitchen Intruders 3
Instant
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Counter up to one target creature spell if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent to wash it.)
Kitchen Intruders 3
Instant
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Counter up to one target dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent to wash it.)
Kitchen Intruders 3W/U mana Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Counter up to one target dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent to wash it.)
Kitchen Intruders 3
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up to one target dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent to wash it.)
Kitchen Intruders 3W/U mana
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up to one target dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent to wash it.) They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing.
Kitchen Intruders 3
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent to wash it.) They were certainly hlepful, but you never realized the silverware was missing.
]Kitchen Intruders3
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent to wash it.) For each R used to cast this, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretended to be a 'specific anti-hero with regenerative powers' for the rest of the game. They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Kitchen Intruders 3W/U
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent to wash it.) For each R used to cast this, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Intruders, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Demon token with Indestructible that can't be exiled and can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it onto the battlefield under your control. They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing.
Kitchen Intruders 3
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. For each R used to cast this, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Intruders, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Demon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the battlefield under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.) They were certainly hlepful, but you never realized the silverware was missing.
Kitchen Intruders3
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. For each R used to cast this, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Intruders, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Demon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the battlefield under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.) They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing, and they used the fine china as a discus.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Kitchen Intruders 3
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. For each R used to cast Kitchen Intruders, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Intruders, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Demon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the battlefield under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.) They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing, and they used fine China as a discus. -Fblthp, Kitchen Hand
Kitchen Intruders 3
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. For each R used to cast Kitchen Intruders, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Intruders, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Demon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the dining room under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.) They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing, and they used fine China as a discus.
-Fblthp, Kitchen Hand
Kitchen Intruders 3
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. For each R used to cast Kitchen Intruders, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Intruders, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Demon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the dining room under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.) They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing, and they used fine China as a discus and the soap as bubble bath.
-Fblthp, Kitchen Hand
Kitchen Intruders 3
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the dining room table if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. For each R used to cast Kitchen Intruders, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Intruders, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Demon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the dining room table under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.) They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing, and they used fine China as a discus and the soap as bubble bath.
-Fblthp, Kitchen Hand
Kitchen Intruders 3
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the dining room table if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. For each R used to cast Kitchen Intruders, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Intruders, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Demon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the dining room table under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed after each meal. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.) They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing, and they used fine China as a discus and the soap as bubble bath.
-Fblthp, Kitchen Hand
Kitchen Intruders 3
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the dining room table if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. For each R used to cast Kitchen Intruders, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Intruders, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Giant Hungry Lemon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the dining room table under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed after each meal. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.) They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing, and they used fine China as a discus and the soap as bubble bath.
-Fblthp, Kitchen Hand
Kitchen Helpers3
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the dining room table if W was spent to cast Kitchen Helpers. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Helpers. For each R used to cast Kitchen Helpers, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Helpers, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Giant Hungry Lemon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the dining room table under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed after each meal. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.) They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing, and they used fine China as a discus and the soap as bubble bath.
-Fblthp, Kitchen Hand
Incompetently Clumsy and Unhelpful Kitchen Helpers 3
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the dining room table if W was spent to cast Incompetently Clumsy and Unhelpful Kitchen Helpers. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Incompetently Clumsy and Unhelpful Kitchen Helpers. For each R used to cast Incompetently Clumsy and Unhelpful Kitchen Helpers, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Incompetently Clumsy and Unhelpful Kitchen Helpers, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Giant Hungry Lemon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the dining room table under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed after each meal. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.) They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing, and they used fine China as a discus and the soap as bubble bath.
-Fblthp, Kitchen Hand
[b]Incompetently Clumsy and Unhelpful Kitchen Helpers 3
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the dining room table if W was spent to cast Incompetently Clumsy and Unhelpful Kitchen Helpers. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Incompetently Clumsy and Unhelpful Kitchen Helpers. For each R used to cast Incompetently Clumsy and Unhelpful Kitchen Helpers, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Incompetently Clumsy and Unhelpful Kitchen Helpers, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Giant Hungry Lemon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the dining room table under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed after each meal. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.) They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing, and they used fine China as a discus and the soap as bubble bath. [b]At least they smell clean.[/b]
-Fblthp, Kitchen Hand
Kitchen Intruders 3
Instant
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Soldier creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Repel Intruders. Counter up to one target creature spell if U was spent to cast Repel Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent.)
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Instant
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Counter up to one target creature spell if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent.)
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Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Counter up to one target creature spell if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent to wash it.)
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Instant
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Counter up to one target dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent to wash it.)
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Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Counter up to one target dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent to wash it.)
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up to one target dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent to wash it.)
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Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up to one target dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent to wash it.)
They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing.
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent to wash it.)
They were certainly hlepful, but you never realized the silverware was missing.
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Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent to wash it.) For each R used to cast this, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretended to be a 'specific anti-hero with regenerative powers' for the rest of the game.
They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing.
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent to wash it.) For each R used to cast this, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Intruders, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Demon token with Indestructible that can't be exiled and can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it onto the battlefield under your control.
They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing.
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. For each R used to cast this, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Intruders, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Demon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the battlefield under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.)
They were certainly hlepful, but you never realized the silverware was missing.
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Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. For each R used to cast this, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Intruders, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Demon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the battlefield under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.)
They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing, and they used the fine china as a discus.
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. For each R used to cast Kitchen Intruders, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Intruders, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Demon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the battlefield under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.)
They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing, and they used fine China as a discus.
-Fblthp, Kitchen Hand
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Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. For each R used to cast Kitchen Intruders, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Intruders, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Demon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the dining room under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.)
They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing, and they used fine China as a discus.
-Fblthp, Kitchen Hand
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. For each R used to cast Kitchen Intruders, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Intruders, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Demon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the dining room under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.)
They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing, and they used fine China as a discus and the soap as bubble bath.
-Fblthp, Kitchen Hand
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the dining room table if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. For each R used to cast Kitchen Intruders, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Intruders, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Demon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the dining room table under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.)
They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing, and they used fine China as a discus and the soap as bubble bath.
-Fblthp, Kitchen Hand
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Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the dining room table if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. For each R used to cast Kitchen Intruders, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Intruders, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Demon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the dining room table under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed after each meal. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.)
They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing, and they used fine China as a discus and the soap as bubble bath.
-Fblthp, Kitchen Hand
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the dining room table if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. For each R used to cast Kitchen Intruders, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Intruders, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Giant Hungry Lemon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the dining room table under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed after each meal. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.)
They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing, and they used fine China as a discus and the soap as bubble bath.
-Fblthp, Kitchen Hand
Rhymes FTW.
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the dining room table if W was spent to cast Kitchen Helpers. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Helpers. For each R used to cast Kitchen Helpers, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Helpers, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Giant Hungry Lemon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the dining room table under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed after each meal. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.)
They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing, and they used fine China as a discus and the soap as bubble bath.
-Fblthp, Kitchen Hand
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Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the dining room table if W was spent to cast Incompetently Clumsy and Unhelpful Kitchen Helpers. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Incompetently Clumsy and Unhelpful Kitchen Helpers. For each R used to cast Incompetently Clumsy and Unhelpful Kitchen Helpers, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Incompetently Clumsy and Unhelpful Kitchen Helpers, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Giant Hungry Lemon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the dining room table under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed after each meal. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.)
They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing, and they used fine China as a discus and the soap as bubble bath.
-Fblthp, Kitchen Hand
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the dining room table if W was spent to cast Incompetently Clumsy and Unhelpful Kitchen Helpers. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Incompetently Clumsy and Unhelpful Kitchen Helpers. For each R used to cast Incompetently Clumsy and Unhelpful Kitchen Helpers, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Incompetently Clumsy and Unhelpful Kitchen Helpers, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Giant Hungry Lemon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the dining room table under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed after each meal. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.)
They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing, and they used fine China as a discus and the soap as bubble bath. [b]At least they smell clean.[/b]
-Fblthp, Kitchen Hand
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.