Chairwoman of Bolas
Planeswalker - Writer of Dominations and Hostile Takeovers
+1$: Gain control of target corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, underground fighting circuit, used car company, small business, horse stable, public restroom, school, crime ring, military branch, hobby shop, conference hall, university, city hall, hotel, motel, sex shop, bookstore, gym, hospital, pharmacy, auction house, warehouse, apartment complex, storage facility, science facility, supply depot, armory, barracks, starport, or factory. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face with a railgun, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets on how to buy a Mercedes with three nickels.
-10$: +12$
-9001$: You gain an emblem that says, "At the beginning of your web conference, untap and gain control of all permanents." (this effect does not end at the end of the web conference)
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE FOR 5 MILLION DOLLARS.
Chairwoman of Bolas
Planeswalker - Writer of Dominations and Hostile Takeovers
+1$: Gain control of target corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, underground fighting circuit, used car company, small business, horse stable, public restroom, school, crime ring, military branch, hobby shop, conference hall, university, city hall, hotel, motel, sex shop, bookstore, gym, hospital, pharmacy, auction house, warehouse, apartment complex, storage facility, science facility, supply depot, armory, barracks, starport, or factory. Untap that corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, underground fighting circuit, used car company, small business, horse stable, public restroom, school, crime ring, military branch, hobby shop, conference hall, university, city hall, hotel, motel, sex shop, bookstore, gym, hospital, pharmacy, auction house, warehouse, apartment complex, storage facility, science facility, supply depot, armory, barracks, starport, or factory. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face with a railgun, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets on how to buy a Mercedes with three nickels.
-10$: +12$
-9001$: You gain an emblem that says, "At the beginning of your web conference, untap and gain control of all permanents." (this effect does not end at the end of the web conference)
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE FOR 5 MILLION DOLLARS.
Chairwoman of Bolas
Planeswalker - Writer of Dominations and Hostile Takeovers
+1$: Gain control of target corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, underground fighting circuit, used car company, small business, horse stable, public restroom, school, crime ring, military branch, hobby shop, conference hall, university, city hall, hotel, motel, sex shop, bookstore, gym, hospital, pharmacy, auction house, warehouse, apartment complex, storage facility, science facility, supply depot, armory, barracks, starport, or factory. Untap that corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, underground fighting circuit, used car company, small business, horse stable, public restroom, school, crime ring, military branch, hobby shop, conference hall, university, city hall, hotel, motel, sex shop, bookstore, gym, hospital, pharmacy, auction house, warehouse, apartment complex, storage facility, science facility, supply depot, armory, barracks, starport, or factory. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face with a railgun, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets on how to buy a Mercedes with three nickels.
-10$: +12$ and a nickel.
-9001$: You gain an emblem that says, "At the beginning of your web conference, untap and gain control of all permanents." (this effect does not end at the end of the web conference)
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE FOR 5 MILLION DOLLARS.
Chairwoman of Bolas
Planeswalker - Writer of Dominations and Hostile Takeovers
+1$: Gain control of target corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, underground fighting circuit, used car company, small business, horse stable, public restroom, school, crime ring, military branch, hobby shop, conference hall, university, city hall, hotel, motel, sex shop, bookstore, gym, hospital, pharmacy, auction house, warehouse, apartment complex, storage facility, science facility, supply depot, armory, barracks, starport, or factory. Untap that corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, underground fighting circuit, used car company, small business, horse stable, public restroom, school, crime ring, military branch, hobby shop, conference hall, university, city hall, hotel, motel, sex shop, bookstore, gym, hospital, pharmacy, auction house, warehouse, apartment complex, storage facility, science facility, supply depot, armory, barracks, starport, or factory. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also a Legendary tribal artifact, enchantment, instant, sorcery and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face with a railgun, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets on how to buy a Mercedes with three nickels.
-10$: +12$ and a nickel.
-9001$: You gain an emblem that says, "At the beginning of your web conference, untap and gain control of all permanents." (this effect does not end at the end of the web conference)
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE FOR 5 MILLION DOLLARS.
T: Add B to your mana pool. B, T: Target legendary creature gains fear until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a verdant field of wildflowers. After 891 samurai died in a single battle on its grasses, it became a haunted moor.
T: Add B to your mana pool. B, T: Target legendary creature gains fear until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a verdant field of wildflowers. After 891 samurai died in a single battle on its grasses, it became a haunted moor.
T: Add B to your kneading bucket. B, T: Target legendary creature gains fear until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a verdant field of wildflowers. After 891 samurai died in a single battle on its grasses, it became a haunted moor.
T: Add B to your kneading bucket. B, T: Target legendary creature gains fear until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a verdant field of wildflowers. After 891 samurai died in a single battle on its grasses, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria.
t: Add b to your kneading bucket.
b, t: Target legendary creature gains fear until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a verdant field of wildflowers. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its grasses, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria.
t: Add b to your kneading bucket.
b, t: Target legendary creature gains fear until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its grasses, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria.
Let's get dramatic. Os historic. Or hysteric, whatever.
t: Add b to your kneading bucket. B,t: Target legendary creature gains fear until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its grasses, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria.
t: Add b to your kneading bucket.
b, t: Target legendary creature becomes fat until end of turn. (It eats all creatures including your own.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its grasses, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria.
t: Add b to your kneading bucket.
b, t: Target legendary creature becomes fat until end of turn. (It eats all creatures including your own personal couch potato.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its grasses, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria.
t: Add b to your kneading bucket.
b, t: Target legendary creature becomes fat as a Fruitcake Elemental until end of turn. (It eats all creatures including your own personal couch potato.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its grasses, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria.
t: Add b to your kneading bucket.
b, t: Target legendary creature becomes fat as a Fruitcake Elementalwith bloody cherries on top until end of turn. (It eats all creatures including your own personal couch potato.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its grasses, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria.
t: Add B to your kneading bucket. B, t: Target legendary creature becomes fat as a Fruitcake Elemental with bloody green cherries on top until end of turn. (It eats all creatures including your own personal couch potato.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its grasses, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria.
t: Add fruitcake to your kneading bucket.
b, t: Target legendary creature becomes fat as a Fruitcake Elemental with bloody green cherries on top until end of turn. (It eats all creatures including your own personal couch potato.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its grasses, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria.
t: Add fruitcake, cake, pie, cookies, dough, pizza, ice cream, chimney imps, steak, electromagnetic bionuclear rhubarb, roadkill, kebabs, kaiser rolls, a bagel, bacon, ham, or yeast extract to your kneading bucket.
b, t: Target legendary creature becomes fat as a Fruitcake Elemental with bloody green cherries on top until end of turn. (It eats all creatures including your own personal couch potato.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its grasses, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria.
t: Add fruitcake, cake, pie, cookies, dough, pizza, ice cream, chimney imps, steak, electromagnetic bionuclear rhubarb, roadkill, kebabs, kaiser rolls, a bagel, bacon, ham, egg, mushroom, shrimp, squid, shark, octopus, salmon, tuna, yellow tail, snapper, eel, catfish, oyster, clam, muscle, trout, flounder, puffer fish, sea urchin, wheat, barley, flour, corn, rice or yeast extract to your kneading bucket.
b, t: Target legendary creature becomes fat as a Fruitcake Elemental with bloody green cherries on top until end of turn. (It eats all creatures including your own personal couch potato.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its grasses, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria.
t: Add fruitcake, cake, pie, cookies, dough, pizza, ice cream, chimney imps, steak, electromagnetic bionuclear rhubarb, roadkill, kebabs, kaiser rolls, a bagel, bacon, ham, egg, mushroom, shrimp, squid, shark, octopus, salmon, tuna, yellow tail, snapper, eel, catfish, oyster, clam, muscle, trout, flounder, puffer fish, sea urchin, wheat, barley, flour, corn, rice or yeast extract to your kneading bucket. B, t: Target legendary creature becomes fat as a Fruitcake Elemental with bloody green cherries on top until end of turn. (It eats all creatures including your own personal couch potato.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its oven, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria.
t: Add fruitcake, cake, pie, cookies, dough, pizza, ice cream, chimney imps, steak, electromagnetic bionuclear rhubarb, roadkill, kebabs, kaiser rolls, a bagel, bacon, ham, egg, mushroom, shrimp, squid, shark, octopus, salmon, tuna, yellow tail, snapper, eel, catfish, oyster, clam, muscle, trout, flounder, puffer fish, sea urchin, wheat, barley, flour, corn, rice or yeast extract to your kneading bucket. B, t: Target legendary creature becomes fat as a Fruitcake Elemental with bloody green cherries on top until end of turn. (It eats all creatures including your own personal couch potato...Hey where's my remote?)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its Ez-Bake Oven, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria.
t: Add fruitcake, cake, pie, cookies, dough, pizza, ice cream, chimney imps, steak, electromagnetic bionuclear rhubarb, roadkill, kebabs, kaiser rolls, a bagel, bacon, ham, egg, mushroom, shrimp, squid, shark, octopus, salmon, tuna, yellow tail, snapper, eel, catfish, oyster, clam, muscle, trout, flounder, puffer fish, sea urchin, wheat, barley, flour, corn, rice or yeast extract to your kneading bucket. B, t: Target legendary creature becomes fat as a Fruitcake Elemental with bloody green cherries on top until end of turn. (It eats all creatures including your own personal couch potato... Hey where's my remote?)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its Ez-Bake Oven, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria. Which was constantly plagued by Nezumi infestation.
t: Add fruitcake, brownies, chocolate, yogurt, milk, a croissant, donut holes, cupcakes, ding-dongs, twinkies, ho-hos, zingers, eggrolls, chow mein, pork buns, eggplant, tofu, dumplings, sweet and sour sauce, plum sauce, chicken, beef, duck, goose, squirrel, cheese, lettuce, tomato, cake, pie, cookies, dough, pizza, ice cream, chimney imps, steak, electromagnetic bionuclear rhubarb, roadkill, kebabs, kaiser rolls, a bagel, bacon, ham, egg, mushroom, shrimp, squid, shark, octopus, salmon, tuna, yellow tail, snapper, eel, catfish, oyster, clam, muscle, trout, flounder, puffer fish, sea urchin, wheat, barley, flour, corn, rice or yeast extract to your kneading bucket.
b, t: Target legendary creature becomes fat as a Fruitcake Elemental with bloody green cherries on top until end of turn. (It eats all creatures including your own personal couch potato... Hey where's my remote?)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its Ez-Bake Oven, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria. Which was constantly plagued by Nezumi infestation.
t: Add fruitcake, brownies, chocolate, yogurt, milk, a croissant, donut holes, cupcakes, ding-dongs, twinkies, ho-hos, zingers, eggrolls, chow mein, pork buns, eggplant, tofu, dumplings, sweet and sour sauce, plum sauce, chicken, beef, duck, goose, squirrel, cheese, lettuce, tomato, cake, pie, cookies, dough, pizza, ice cream, chimney imps, steak, electromagnetic bionuclear rhubarb, roadkill, kebabs, kaiser rolls, a bagel, bacon, ham, egg, mushroom, shrimp, squid, shark, octopus, salmon, tuna, yellow tail, snapper, eel, catfish, oyster, clam, muscle, trout, flounder, puffer fish, sea urchin, wheat, barley, flour, corn, rice or yeast extract to your kneading bucket of DOOM! B, t: Target legendary creature becomes fat as a Fruitcake Elemental with bloody green cherries on top until end of turn. (It eats all creatures including your own personal couch potato... Hey where's my remote?)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its Ez-Bake Oven, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria. Which was constantly plagued by Nezumi infestation.
t: Add fruitcake, brownies, chocolate, yogurt, milk, a croissant, donut holes, cupcakes, ding-dongs, twinkies, ho-hos, zingers, eggrolls, chow mein, pork buns, eggplant, tofu, dumplings, sweet and sour sauce, plum sauce, chicken, beef, duck, goose, squirrel, cheese, lettuce, tomato, cake, pie, cookies, dough, pizza, ice cream, chimney imps, steak, electromagnetic bionuclear rhubarb, roadkill, kebabs, kaiser rolls, a bagel, bacon, ham, egg, mushroom, shrimp, squid, shark, octopus, salmon, tuna, yellow tail, snapper, eel, catfish, oyster, clam, muscle, trout, flounder, puffer fish, sea urchin, wheat, barley, flour, corn, rice or yeast extract to your kneading bucket.
b, t: Target legendary creature becomes fat as a Fruitcake Elemental with bloody green cherries on top until end of turn. (It eats all creatures including your own personal couch potato... Hey where's my remote?)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its Ez-Bake Oven, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria. Which was constantly plagued by Nezumi infestation, who then were hired due to their extreme handling of food.
Planeswalker - Writer of Dominations and Hostile Takeovers
+1$: Gain control of target corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, underground fighting circuit, used car company, small business, horse stable, public restroom, school, crime ring, military branch, hobby shop, conference hall, university, city hall, hotel, motel, sex shop, bookstore, gym, hospital, pharmacy, auction house, warehouse, apartment complex, storage facility, science facility, supply depot, armory, barracks, starport, or factory. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face with a railgun, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets on how to buy a Mercedes with three nickels.
-10$: +12$
-9001$: You gain an emblem that says, "At the beginning of your web conference, untap and gain control of all permanents." (this effect does not end at the end of the web conference)
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE FOR 5 MILLION DOLLARS.
Loyalty 8$
Planeswalker - Writer of Dominations and Hostile Takeovers
+1$: Gain control of target corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, underground fighting circuit, used car company, small business, horse stable, public restroom, school, crime ring, military branch, hobby shop, conference hall, university, city hall, hotel, motel, sex shop, bookstore, gym, hospital, pharmacy, auction house, warehouse, apartment complex, storage facility, science facility, supply depot, armory, barracks, starport, or factory. Untap that corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, underground fighting circuit, used car company, small business, horse stable, public restroom, school, crime ring, military branch, hobby shop, conference hall, university, city hall, hotel, motel, sex shop, bookstore, gym, hospital, pharmacy, auction house, warehouse, apartment complex, storage facility, science facility, supply depot, armory, barracks, starport, or factory. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face with a railgun, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets on how to buy a Mercedes with three nickels.
-10$: +12$
-9001$: You gain an emblem that says, "At the beginning of your web conference, untap and gain control of all permanents." (this effect does not end at the end of the web conference)
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE FOR 5 MILLION DOLLARS.
Loyalty 8$
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Planeswalker - Writer of Dominations and Hostile Takeovers
+1$: Gain control of target corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, underground fighting circuit, used car company, small business, horse stable, public restroom, school, crime ring, military branch, hobby shop, conference hall, university, city hall, hotel, motel, sex shop, bookstore, gym, hospital, pharmacy, auction house, warehouse, apartment complex, storage facility, science facility, supply depot, armory, barracks, starport, or factory. Untap that corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, underground fighting circuit, used car company, small business, horse stable, public restroom, school, crime ring, military branch, hobby shop, conference hall, university, city hall, hotel, motel, sex shop, bookstore, gym, hospital, pharmacy, auction house, warehouse, apartment complex, storage facility, science facility, supply depot, armory, barracks, starport, or factory. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face with a railgun, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets on how to buy a Mercedes with three nickels.
-10$: +12$ and a nickel.
-9001$: You gain an emblem that says, "At the beginning of your web conference, untap and gain control of all permanents." (this effect does not end at the end of the web conference)
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE FOR 5 MILLION DOLLARS.
Loyalty 8$
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Planeswalker - Writer of Dominations and Hostile Takeovers
+1$: Gain control of target corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, underground fighting circuit, used car company, small business, horse stable, public restroom, school, crime ring, military branch, hobby shop, conference hall, university, city hall, hotel, motel, sex shop, bookstore, gym, hospital, pharmacy, auction house, warehouse, apartment complex, storage facility, science facility, supply depot, armory, barracks, starport, or factory. Untap that corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, underground fighting circuit, used car company, small business, horse stable, public restroom, school, crime ring, military branch, hobby shop, conference hall, university, city hall, hotel, motel, sex shop, bookstore, gym, hospital, pharmacy, auction house, warehouse, apartment complex, storage facility, science facility, supply depot, armory, barracks, starport, or factory. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also a Legendary tribal artifact, enchantment, instant, sorcery and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face with a railgun, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets on how to buy a Mercedes with three nickels.
-10$: +12$ and a nickel.
-9001$: You gain an emblem that says, "At the beginning of your web conference, untap and gain control of all permanents." (this effect does not end at the end of the web conference)
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE FOR 5 MILLION DOLLARS.
Loyalty 8$
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Shizo, Death's Storehouse
Legendary Land
T: Add B to your mana pool.
B, T: Target legendary creature gains fear until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a verdant field of wildflowers. After 891 samurai died in a single battle on its grasses, it became a haunted moor.
Legendary Land
T: Add B to your mana pool.
B, T: Target legendary creature gains fear until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a verdant field of wildflowers. After 891 samurai died in a single battle on its grasses, it became a haunted moor.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Shizo, Death's Bakery
Legendary Land
T: Add B to your kneading bucket.
B, T: Target legendary creature gains fear until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a verdant field of wildflowers. After 891 samurai died in a single battle on its grasses, it became a haunted moor.
Shizo, Death's Bakery
Legendary Land
T: Add B to your kneading bucket.
B, T: Target legendary creature gains fear until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a verdant field of wildflowers. After 891 samurai died in a single battle on its grasses, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Legendary Land
t: Add b to your kneading bucket.
b, t: Target legendary creature gains fear until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a verdant field of wildflowers. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its grasses, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria.
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Shizo, Death's Bakery
Legendary Land
t: Add b to your kneading bucket.
b, t: Target legendary creature gains fear until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its grasses, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria.
Let's get dramatic. Os historic. Or hysteric, whatever.
Shizo, Death's Bakery
Legendary Confection Stand
t: Add b to your kneading bucket.
B,t: Target legendary creature gains fear until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its grasses, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Legendary Confection Stand
t: Add b to your kneading bucket.
b, t: Target legendary creature becomes fat until end of turn. (It eats all creatures including your own.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its grasses, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria.
Signature done by perv90210
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Legendary Confection Stand
t: Add b to your kneading bucket.
b, t: Target legendary creature becomes fat until end of turn. (It eats all creatures including your own personal couch potato.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its grasses, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria.
Legendary Confection Stand
t: Add b to your kneading bucket.
b, t: Target legendary creature becomes fat as a Fruitcake Elemental until end of turn. (It eats all creatures including your own personal couch potato.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its grasses, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria.
Signature done by perv90210
My Trade Thread | Random Buy List
Pikachudansen | Pika Pika Yukai
Wahaha... | MyAnimeList
Iso is Batman | Tamiyo lulz
Official Anime Enthusiast of [TheCrafters].
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Legendary Confection Stand
t: Add b to your kneading bucket.
b, t: Target legendary creature becomes fat as a Fruitcake Elemental with bloody cherries on top until end of turn. (It eats all creatures including your own personal couch potato.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its grasses, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Legendary Confection Stand
t: Add B to your kneading bucket.
B, t: Target legendary creature becomes fat as a Fruitcake Elemental with bloody green cherries on top until end of turn. (It eats all creatures including your own personal couch potato.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its grasses, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria.
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Legendary Confection Stand
t: Add fruitcake to your kneading bucket.
b, t: Target legendary creature becomes fat as a Fruitcake Elemental with bloody green cherries on top until end of turn. (It eats all creatures including your own personal couch potato.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its grasses, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria.
Signature done by perv90210
My Trade Thread | Random Buy List
Pikachudansen | Pika Pika Yukai
Wahaha... | MyAnimeList
Iso is Batman | Tamiyo lulz
Official Anime Enthusiast of [TheCrafters].
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Legendary Confection Stand
t: Add fruitcake, cake, pie, cookies, dough, pizza, ice cream, chimney imps, steak, electromagnetic bionuclear rhubarb, roadkill, kebabs, kaiser rolls, a bagel, bacon, ham, or yeast extract to your kneading bucket.
b, t: Target legendary creature becomes fat as a Fruitcake Elemental with bloody green cherries on top until end of turn. (It eats all creatures including your own personal couch potato.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its grasses, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria.
Credit to Maelstrom Graphics for the sig.
Legendary Confection Stand
t: Add fruitcake, cake, pie, cookies, dough, pizza, ice cream, chimney imps, steak, electromagnetic bionuclear rhubarb, roadkill, kebabs, kaiser rolls, a bagel, bacon, ham, egg, mushroom, shrimp, squid, shark, octopus, salmon, tuna, yellow tail, snapper, eel, catfish, oyster, clam, muscle, trout, flounder, puffer fish, sea urchin, wheat, barley, flour, corn, rice or yeast extract to your kneading bucket.
b, t: Target legendary creature becomes fat as a Fruitcake Elemental with bloody green cherries on top until end of turn. (It eats all creatures including your own personal couch potato.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its grasses, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria.
Signature done by perv90210
My Trade Thread | Random Buy List
Pikachudansen | Pika Pika Yukai
Wahaha... | MyAnimeList
Iso is Batman | Tamiyo lulz
Official Anime Enthusiast of [TheCrafters].
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Legendary Confection Stand
t: Add fruitcake, cake, pie, cookies, dough, pizza, ice cream, chimney imps, steak, electromagnetic bionuclear rhubarb, roadkill, kebabs, kaiser rolls, a bagel, bacon, ham, egg, mushroom, shrimp, squid, shark, octopus, salmon, tuna, yellow tail, snapper, eel, catfish, oyster, clam, muscle, trout, flounder, puffer fish, sea urchin, wheat, barley, flour, corn, rice or yeast extract to your kneading bucket.
B, t: Target legendary creature becomes fat as a Fruitcake Elemental with bloody green cherries on top until end of turn. (It eats all creatures including your own personal couch potato.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its oven, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria.
Legendary Confection Stand
t: Add fruitcake, cake, pie, cookies, dough, pizza, ice cream, chimney imps, steak, electromagnetic bionuclear rhubarb, roadkill, kebabs, kaiser rolls, a bagel, bacon, ham, egg, mushroom, shrimp, squid, shark, octopus, salmon, tuna, yellow tail, snapper, eel, catfish, oyster, clam, muscle, trout, flounder, puffer fish, sea urchin, wheat, barley, flour, corn, rice or yeast extract to your kneading bucket.
B, t: Target legendary creature becomes fat as a Fruitcake Elemental with bloody green cherries on top until end of turn. (It eats all creatures including your own personal couch potato...Hey where's my remote?)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its Ez-Bake Oven, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Legendary Confection Stand
t: Add fruitcake, cake, pie, cookies, dough, pizza, ice cream, chimney imps, steak, electromagnetic bionuclear rhubarb, roadkill, kebabs, kaiser rolls, a bagel, bacon, ham, egg, mushroom, shrimp, squid, shark, octopus, salmon, tuna, yellow tail, snapper, eel, catfish, oyster, clam, muscle, trout, flounder, puffer fish, sea urchin, wheat, barley, flour, corn, rice or yeast extract to your kneading bucket.
B, t: Target legendary creature becomes fat as a Fruitcake Elemental with bloody green cherries on top until end of turn. (It eats all creatures including your own personal couch potato... Hey where's my remote?)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its Ez-Bake Oven, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria. Which was constantly plagued by Nezumi infestation.
Legendary Confection Stand
t: Add fruitcake, brownies, chocolate, yogurt, milk, a croissant, donut holes, cupcakes, ding-dongs, twinkies, ho-hos, zingers, eggrolls, chow mein, pork buns, eggplant, tofu, dumplings, sweet and sour sauce, plum sauce, chicken, beef, duck, goose, squirrel, cheese, lettuce, tomato, cake, pie, cookies, dough, pizza, ice cream, chimney imps, steak, electromagnetic bionuclear rhubarb, roadkill, kebabs, kaiser rolls, a bagel, bacon, ham, egg, mushroom, shrimp, squid, shark, octopus, salmon, tuna, yellow tail, snapper, eel, catfish, oyster, clam, muscle, trout, flounder, puffer fish, sea urchin, wheat, barley, flour, corn, rice or yeast extract to your kneading bucket.
b, t: Target legendary creature becomes fat as a Fruitcake Elemental with bloody green cherries on top until end of turn. (It eats all creatures including your own personal couch potato... Hey where's my remote?)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its Ez-Bake Oven, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria. Which was constantly plagued by Nezumi infestation.
Signature done by perv90210
My Trade Thread | Random Buy List
Pikachudansen | Pika Pika Yukai
Wahaha... | MyAnimeList
Iso is Batman | Tamiyo lulz
Official Anime Enthusiast of [TheCrafters].
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Legendary Confection Stand
t: Add fruitcake, brownies, chocolate, yogurt, milk, a croissant, donut holes, cupcakes, ding-dongs, twinkies, ho-hos, zingers, eggrolls, chow mein, pork buns, eggplant, tofu, dumplings, sweet and sour sauce, plum sauce, chicken, beef, duck, goose, squirrel, cheese, lettuce, tomato, cake, pie, cookies, dough, pizza, ice cream, chimney imps, steak, electromagnetic bionuclear rhubarb, roadkill, kebabs, kaiser rolls, a bagel, bacon, ham, egg, mushroom, shrimp, squid, shark, octopus, salmon, tuna, yellow tail, snapper, eel, catfish, oyster, clam, muscle, trout, flounder, puffer fish, sea urchin, wheat, barley, flour, corn, rice or yeast extract to your kneading bucket of DOOM!
B, t: Target legendary creature becomes fat as a Fruitcake Elemental with bloody green cherries on top until end of turn. (It eats all creatures including your own personal couch potato... Hey where's my remote?)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its Ez-Bake Oven, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria. Which was constantly plagued by Nezumi infestation.
Legendary Confection Stand
t: Add fruitcake, brownies, chocolate, yogurt, milk, a croissant, donut holes, cupcakes, ding-dongs, twinkies, ho-hos, zingers, eggrolls, chow mein, pork buns, eggplant, tofu, dumplings, sweet and sour sauce, plum sauce, chicken, beef, duck, goose, squirrel, cheese, lettuce, tomato, cake, pie, cookies, dough, pizza, ice cream, chimney imps, steak, electromagnetic bionuclear rhubarb, roadkill, kebabs, kaiser rolls, a bagel, bacon, ham, egg, mushroom, shrimp, squid, shark, octopus, salmon, tuna, yellow tail, snapper, eel, catfish, oyster, clam, muscle, trout, flounder, puffer fish, sea urchin, wheat, barley, flour, corn, rice or yeast extract to your kneading bucket.
b, t: Target legendary creature becomes fat as a Fruitcake Elemental with bloody green cherries on top until end of turn. (It eats all creatures including your own personal couch potato... Hey where's my remote?)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its Ez-Bake Oven, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria. Which was constantly plagued by Nezumi infestation, who then were hired due to their extreme handling of food.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.