The economy is rough: jobs are scarce, prices increase and people are huddling up in tents for some reason they can't all agree on. It's so bad it has even reached its slimy tentacles into other planes of existence. To get by many of our favorite Magic denizens have resorted to endorsing a variety of products just to make ends meet.
The Game: The first poster names a Magic: The Gathering character (be it a humble squire or even the mighty Nico) then the poster after him or her names the product that character would try to sell us (it can be either a real or fictitious product). Then that poster names a character to continue the chain.
I think Chandler would be better off selling custom keys... but since you didn't really post the next person that will sell things, why don't we start off with...
He joined the Hell's Angels and has since become their public representative. Doesn't really count as endorsing a product, but that's just what he did to get by, okay?
The Game: The first poster names a Magic: The Gathering character (be it a humble squire or even the mighty Nico) then the poster after him or her names the product that character would try to sell us (it can be either a real or fictitious product). Then that poster names a character to continue the chain.
Ex:
1st post: Chandler
Next post: The Matthew Perry Impersonator's Kit
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