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#77 Sep 1, 2013
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New Cthulhu movie coming out, starring Skaab Ruinator.

Ogre Slumlord lost all his buildings to foreclosure. What will he do to make money now?

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#79 Sep 3, 2013
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Sweet Tooth's Traveling Carnival: Now with Bouncy Castles and moats of lava.

What's Ayesha Tanaka endorsing?

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#80 Jan 12, 2014
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SilverSamurai suit polishing services... free cod plate buffing!

Szadek, Lord of Secrets would like to promote...

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#81 Jan 13, 2014
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Szadek would like you to become his friend on Facebook.
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What would Vampire Warlord approve of given enough cash?

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Each reality is but the dream of another, and each sleeper a god unknowing.

We define the boundaries of reality; they don't define us.

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#82 Jan 15, 2014
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Get your king-style throne for peasant prices! Only at Bob's Discount Furniture.

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BAkuta Matata, what a wonderful phrase~B||UGeralf Cecani, The Greatest Fisherman in the Multiverse!U
#83 Jan 16, 2014
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Having trouble with pesky pigeons polka-dotting your Porche paintjob?
Then you're in luck! Call Deadshot's DeadBird service today!!

Goblin Spy endorses... ???

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#84 Jan 17, 2014
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We want YOU for the NSA.

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BAkuta Matata, what a wonderful phrase~B||UGeralf Cecani, The Greatest Fisherman in the Multiverse!U
#85 Jan 18, 2014
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#86 Jan 23, 2014
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"...about Round-Up QuikPro herbicide. Because I'll be damned if I'm gonna raze a path only to have weeds grow in it."

Do you want to be like Ladies' Knight? Then you've GOT to try...

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BAkuta Matata, what a wonderful phrase~B||UGeralf Cecani, The Greatest Fisherman in the Multiverse!U
#87 Feb 2, 2014
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...Urza's Abdomen shredding workout videos, a $39.95 value, yours free for taking Phage on a date!!

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If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
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#88 Apr 20, 2014
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If you're feeling depressed, homicidal, suicidal, etc, come see me at Circu's House of Psychiatry and Bedpans. We have all your needs under one roof!

Hi, Braids, Cabal Minion here to tell ya...

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#89 Apr 21, 2014
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Warning: Possible side effects include sleeplessness, dry mouth, dry eyes, nightmares, mood swings, explosive diarrhoea, diabetes, homicidal tenancies and mild cannibalism.

Now, here's a word from Sorin Markov...

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A polite player might call my card choices "interesting." At my budget, "interesting" is the only option.
#90 Apr 22, 2014
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Sorin would like to invite you to the grand opening of his new Leather and Lace store!
Located at the corner of Nephalia St. and Thraben Drive, next to the Isolated Chapel.

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#91 Jul 4, 2014
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Generally, I prefer my news and information as bland as possible.

"normality is a paved road: it is comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow there."
-Vincent Van Gogh

things I hate:
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b. inconsistencies.
V. incorrect math.
2. quotes in signatures
III: irony.

there are two kinds of people in the world: those who can make reasonable conclusions based on conjecture.
#93 Sep 22, 2014
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"...red is the 'in' color this year... Oh look, I see a bird!"

Gravecrawler says...

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#94 Sep 25, 2014
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#95 Oct 23, 2014
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...that the Boarhorse Express will deliver your package swiftly and safely!

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Generally, I prefer my news and information as bland as possible.

"normality is a paved road: it is comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow there."
-Vincent Van Gogh

things I hate:
1. lists.
b. inconsistencies.
V. incorrect math.
2. quotes in signatures
III: irony.

there are two kinds of people in the world: those who can make reasonable conclusions based on conjecture.
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