MTG Salvation

Inspired by something started in [The Crafters]' clan thread, I have decided to make another humor game here. It's pretty simple, but can be pretty difficult. All you have to do is write a haiku about the previous poster. (How much can you write with only one stanza? Keep things concise!)

Notes:
1) In case you're unfamiliar, a haiku is a type of poem. There are three lines, with numbers of syllables: 5-7-5.

2) Do not mix this up with the "Outrageous Lies" thread. Keep things true (or almost true, as far as you know or are able to tell). Make a few small things up if you need to, but don't go overboard.

Example haiku, to show what the next poster might post, for example:

EDIT December 12, 2011: This was formerly known as "Write a haiku on the previous poster", but I changed it because it more or less evolved into a thread where people are simply discussing things using haikus rather than specifically writing about other people. I'm fine with the way it turned out. So your haiku should either be about the previous poster, or it can be a response to the previous haikus. Also, using multiple stanzas appears to be more common now, so I guess I'll remove that part of the rule.

Made a thread just now
Just a thread in Humor Games
A thread on haikus.

A [Crafter] came in,
Decided to post in here
That's how it is done.

A. Illumina
Has eight vowels in her name
And a triangle

I LOL'd

Moss_Elemental
Won the April MCC
A trophy, at last

Kankennon has this
Demonic looking oven
As his avatar

Or at least I think that's what that little side picture is... please correct me if I'm wrong.

Kankennon so strange
heads our clan well and fierce.
Loud and proud: Crafters!

Knakenon is american
who loves to eat a
one day old chick.

dondee didn't count;
Don't have enough syllables.
Needs five-seven-five.

Hello, Kankennon
The demonic baker from...
Sacratomato?

Moss_Elemental
Over thirty thousand posts?
Where did they come from?

Demonic oven
Of cookie baking goodness
Hungers for your dough

Kank has caught them all
And so wisdom dictates that
Condoms are needed

A [Crafter], of course
Wrote a story about Kank
That's for the wiki.

maybe i should try
again today if i will
be counted blah blah

dondee has now learned
To count the syllables here
That's a correct count.

thank you aurora
what could humor be if it
is without you here?

(LOL LOL LOL)

there are many jokes
to be had on this forum
even without him

[maybe that didn't work so:
dondee likes forces
and plays a lot of vintage
I'm bad at haikus] =D

Quote from Sonic

there are many jokes
to be had on this forum
even without her

Fixed, by inferring something from a post above.

Sonic, the poet
Knows how to count syllables
That's all that's needed.