Nicol Bolas is trying a new means of hypnotizing creatures under his control. Apparently with some limited success and loss of bladder control.
Next: Your torrents have suddenly gotten very slow.
Nicol Bolas has recognized the only source of your entertainment and is beginning to cease all illegal downloads worldwide. This will result in millions and millions of bored college students - the perfect candidates for his mind control army.
Nicol Bolas has mind controlled your Ex and has captured you. He now wishes to use her to study the different habits of modern humans. Be it mating rituals to everyday life.
Nicol Bolas has mind controlled your Ex and has captured you. He now wishes to use her to study the different habits of modern humans. Be it mating rituals to everyday life.
Next: Your Cellphone literally broke in half.
He's trying to disrupt your communication so that you don't tell anyone when you find out.
I'm a proud member of the Online Campaign for Real English. If you believe in capital letters, correct spelling, and good sentence structure, then copy this into your signature.
If that's your "casual," what on earth is required for "formal," a butler in livery shuffling the decks whilst a pianist plays Brahms in front of a tapestry?
No thank you. I know better than to accept hats from random strangers ever since Bolas fitted me with what he assured me was the current peak in magic fashion.
Next: The ice cream you just purchased from Wal Mart isn't nearly as good as the ice cream from your normal grocery store.
It's just Bolas dipping into corporate schemes again. Finding ways of cutting costs for maximum profit. Recently, he changed dairy farms for ice cream.
Next: Suddenly the cops are giving you the stink eye.
You know, I have a rebel tendency, and Bolas certainly keeps observants for anyone that can go against his army (the FBI. the US is his kingdom, of course).
Next: I always buy pens but I never have pens when I need them.
Nicol Bolas is secretly planning to make a bunch of weapons made up of pens in conjunction with North Korea. Currently he is trying to swindle the current leader into buying this scheme because of his huge tab at the Blond Eternities tavern.
Next: your cat is suddenly getting more... Cuddly than usual when he's usually a snob.
Any cool thing has the potential of damaging Bolas's Wings, as he thinks himself as extremely hot looking, and no hot thing should ever be touched by a cool thing, unless the hot thing doesn't want to be hot anymore and wants to be closer to luke warm... which I guess isn't that bad considering that can make drinks more drinkable, and oh god Bolas's mind techniques are getting me off track.
Next: Someone asks for your help with some personal mental issues.
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There would have been a message here about Jace, but Jace feigned interest and counterspelled any other reference of him in my signature...
it's bolas's signature card, as he will transform everyone who doesn't have that card into a slave.
next: the scenario described above happens(he transforms everyone who doesn't own a slave of bolas into a slave.
Nicol Bolas has recognized the only source of your entertainment and is beginning to cease all illegal downloads worldwide. This will result in millions and millions of bored college students - the perfect candidates for his mind control army.
Next: The elevator at work is out of order.
Next: You wake up and found yourself in your ex's bed alone.
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Next: Your Cellphone literally broke in half.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
He's trying to disrupt your communication so that you don't tell anyone when you find out.
Next : you have no kittens in your house.
signature by rivenor at http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=329663
I'm a proud member of the Online Campaign for Real English. If you believe in capital letters, correct spelling, and good sentence structure, then copy this into your signature.
I hate the reserved list.
Mythic rares are fine.
Next: People participating in forum games forget to do a portion of the game.
There would have been a message here about Jace, but Jace feigned interest and counterspelled any other reference of him in my signature...
Special Thanks to Spiderboy4 at //forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=91142">High~Light Studios for making an awesome avatar in a timely manner!
Next: Would you kindly wear this ridiculous hat?
Next: The ice cream you just purchased from Wal Mart isn't nearly as good as the ice cream from your normal grocery store.
Next: Suddenly the cops are giving you the stink eye.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Next: I always buy pens but I never have pens when I need them.
Next: your cat is suddenly getting more... Cuddly than usual when he's usually a snob.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Next: The grocery store stops carrying your favorite variety of Ben & Jerry's ice cream.
Next: Someone asks for your help with some personal mental issues.
There would have been a message here about Jace, but Jace feigned interest and counterspelled any other reference of him in my signature...
Special Thanks to Spiderboy4 at //forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=91142">High~Light Studios for making an awesome avatar in a timely manner!
Also, a bird seems to have pooped on your head.
This sig is by the amazing Rivenor
internet does not work
Thanks Argentleman;)
WB Teysa token aggroBW (retired)
MAKING (Onmath, Numot, maybe something in Esper)
...so they can become a Slave of Bolas!
Next: People can't stop referencing this card in their conspiracy theories.
next: the scenario described above happens(he transforms everyone who doesn't own a slave of bolas into a slave.
Thanks Argentleman;)
WB Teysa token aggroBW (retired)
MAKING (Onmath, Numot, maybe something in Esper)