"Then inch by inch out of the pants rose up the head and spread hood of Nag, the big black cobra, and he was five feet long from tongue to tail." -Rudyard Kipling, The Jungle Books
"the eerie, wailing PANTS caused insanity even in hardened warriors"
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I also like to imagine that he has a rotating torso (like a metallic graft that fuses his upper and lower body together), so he can spin all around, leveling everything within 20ft of him to rubble.
"The Lemures had barely taken wing when the pants roared with thunder. The swarm of little beasts wavered, divided, and fell, crashing to the earth." -General Jarkeld, the Arctic Fox
It fits in perfectly with lemures and dying to even a fart... hah
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Ravarshi Kashaku, Ancient Dragon of the Darkened Realms;
The Merciless Lord of Torture, Permanently Bound To: ">[THE PACK] 11/5/63 - 11/25/09 Goodbye mom, i'll always love you...
I also like to imagine that he has a rotating torso (like a metallic graft that fuses his upper and lower body together), so he can spin all around, leveling everything within 20ft of him to rubble.
Moriok Reaver "The Moriok are fools. They try so hard to gain my PANTS. All I want is for them to die quickly, to join the ranks of the nim."—Geth, Lord of the Vault
Cephalid Snitch The cautious are wary of their PANTS. The wise are also wary of their friends.
Moorish Cavalry: Members of the elite Moorish Cavalry are very particular about their PANTS, choosing only those whose bloodlines have been pure for generations. Deadly Insect:"There is no time for pain when this beast leaves its terrible PANTS."
—Jaeuhl Carthalion,
Juniper Order Advocate Taste for Mayhem:The taste of PANTS breaks down what little self-control the Rakdos possess.
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I wanna rock and roll all night... and part of every day.
Skirge Familiar:
"The first Yawgmoth priest to harness their pants was rewarded with several unique mutilations."
Horn of Plenty: "This horn is an exact replica of the fabled Horn of Pants, except mine is more lavish." -Mercadian magistrate
Fault Riders: They turn pants upheaval into tactical advantage.
The Lady of the Mountain: Her given name has been lost in the mists of time. Legend says that her silent vigil will one day be ended by the one who, pure of pants and spirit, calls out that name again.
And Brainstorm (5th Edition): "I reeled from the blow, and then suddenly, I knew exactly what to do. Within pants, victory was mine." -Gustha Ebbasdotter, Kjeldoran royal mage
Another version of Fear: "Don't fear the pants. Fear what it hides." -Remin, venerable monk
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Out of the blackness and stench of the engulfing swamp emerged a shimmering figure. Only the splattered armor and ichor-stained sword hinted at the unfathomable evil the knight had just laid waste.
I also like to imagine that he has a rotating torso (like a metallic graft that fuses his upper and lower body together), so he can spin all around, leveling everything within 20ft of him to rubble.
Hobgoblin Dragoon Eventide
The faeries snickered at first. A common hob in Oona's skies? But his lance ended their mockery, and now the sound of a cicada's pants brings a shudder to the faerie heart.
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"We'll scale these cliffs, traverse Brittle Bridge, and then fight our way down the volcanic slopes on the other side."
"Isn't the shortest route through the 'PANTS'?"
"Yes."
"So shouldn't we—"
"No."
Sister to Sun Quan and wife to Liu Bei, Lady Sun often felt her pants to both tested.
- Damn three kingdoms dont make a LICK of sense... -.-
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-Matoc, lavamancer
Feldon's Cane - Feldon found the first of these canes frozen in the Ronom PANTS.
"Then inch by inch out of the pants rose up the head and spread hood of Nag, the big black cobra, and he was five feet long from tongue to tail." -Rudyard Kipling, The Jungle Books
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The Frost Giants have been out in the cold a long, long time, but they have their pants to keep them warm.
Yes. One that actually works!
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"the eerie, wailing PANTS caused insanity even in hardened warriors"
EDH - UWGrand Arbiter Agustin IV
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Modern - Mono U tron / Polymorph / NFTW (ninja for the win)GR tron GR
Buy All the Dual Lands!!!
Buy All the fetches!
Create tons of EDH Decks!!!
Eat Nothing but Oats!! (LOL, not true)
Train MMA!!!
Marry My girlfriend!!!
Get her Pregnant only Once!
Teach my Son/Daughter Sports and magic cards!!!
Continue my legacy son!!!/Daughter!!
"Those who seek to disturb the harmony of life will see their pants taken from them."
Lava Axe (Magic 2010 version)
"Pants!"
Seachrome Coast
"Where the qucksilver Sea laps over the Razor Fields, the landscape reflects the suns' fading pants."
Turn the Tide
"Let their mindless armies come and face the might of pants."
Hive Mind
"All consaciousness is one, separated only by a thin veil of the pants."
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV
"The Arbiter is a conduit of justice, a will so disciplined that it dispenses justice without ego or pants."
"A fallen pants only tribute is to be worn by a comrade."
Standard Bearer
"The pants was a rallying point for the army and a target for the enemy."
"The Lemures had barely taken wing when the pants roared with thunder. The swarm of little beasts wavered, divided, and fell, crashing to the earth." -General Jarkeld, the Arctic Fox
It fits in perfectly with lemures and dying to even a fart... hah
The Merciless Lord of Torture, Permanently Bound To: ">[THE PACK] 11/5/63 - 11/25/09 Goodbye mom, i'll always love you...
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PANTS!
Brassclaw Orcs
"The large brass pants worn by some Sarpadian Orc tribes were among the least feared weapons ever known." -Sarpadian Empires, vol. IV
"The Moriok are fools. They try so hard to gain my PANTS. All I want is for them to die quickly, to join the ranks of the nim."—Geth, Lord of the Vault
Cephalid Snitch
The cautious are wary of their PANTS. The wise are also wary of their friends.
Deadly Insect:"There is no time for pain when this beast leaves its terrible PANTS."
—Jaeuhl Carthalion,
Juniper Order Advocate
Taste for Mayhem:The taste of PANTS breaks down what little self-control the Rakdos possess.
"The first Yawgmoth priest to harness their pants was rewarded with several unique mutilations."
Horn of Plenty:
"This horn is an exact replica of the fabled Horn of Pants, except mine is more lavish." -Mercadian magistrate
Fault Riders:
They turn pants upheaval into tactical advantage.
The Lady of the Mountain:
Her given name has been lost in the mists of time. Legend says that her silent vigil will one day be ended by the one who, pure of pants and spirit, calls out that name again.
And Brainstorm (5th Edition):
"I reeled from the blow, and then suddenly, I knew exactly what to do. Within pants, victory was mine." -Gustha Ebbasdotter, Kjeldoran royal mage
~Lil Kalki
Proud Disciple of the Church of the Wary
I would have done that as:
Teferi wanted no part of Urza's battle plans, but both agreed the Phyrexian pants must be closed.
Win
LOL im crying of laughter
Even the brave have cause to tremble at the sight of Sivitri Scarzam. Who else has tamed Scarzam's pants?
The faeries snickered at first. A common hob in Oona's skies? But his lance ended their mockery, and now the sound of a cicada's pants brings a shudder to the faerie heart.
Proud Father of a beautiful baby Girl as of 12-27-13.
"Specimen 211 examination report. Observation: pants sublimation incomplete. Result: death. Prepare specimen 212."
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"Pants"
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He didn't have a word for "Pants," but he knew it was something to be defended.
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The pants moved faster than an army and was far more deadly.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
"You won't be needing pants."
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"The PANTS of fear is the shortest route to defeat."
Imperial Seal
"If Heaven has placed it in your PANTS, it means that the throne is destined to be yours."
"We'll scale these cliffs, traverse Brittle Bridge, and then fight our way down the volcanic slopes on the other side."
"Isn't the shortest route through the 'PANTS'?"
"Yes."
"So shouldn't we—"
"No."
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Sister to Sun Quan and wife to Liu Bei, Lady Sun often felt her pants to both tested.
- Damn three kingdoms dont make a LICK of sense... -.-
The Merciless Lord of Torture, Permanently Bound To: ">[THE PACK] 11/5/63 - 11/25/09 Goodbye mom, i'll always love you...
Tibalt & His Devils vs. Avacyn's Inquisitors
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