Quote from Shaderulz
I also like to imagine that he has a rotating torso (like a metallic graft that fuses his upper and lower body together), so he can spin all around, leveling everything within 20ft of him to rubble.
Quote from gumOnShoeBasically the plan is to stall by sacrificing children
Quote from zilantIf all else fails sacrifice a goat.
Quote from equivocationBonethorn Valesk
Barbarians weave its spurs into ceremonial pants to proclaim their hardiness in battle.
So... who read that as hardness?
Quote from budget player cadetYOU... ARE... GOD!!!!!
Darn it, where is the 'bow down' smily?
Quote from Horseshoe_Hermit
frizbone's is a go-to post. Good stuff.
Quote from SomeoneSomewhereHis slaves crave pants more than they desire freedom. He denies them both.
Quote from King PunI was going to equip my third sword of war and peace on one of my creatures but my opponent said that was illegal because my creature only has 2 arms.
Quote from NecrosedWaif first. It's pretty much a red Delver of Secrets.