I also like to imagine that he has a rotating torso (like a metallic graft that fuses his upper and lower body together), so he can spin all around, leveling everything within 20ft of him to rubble.
I also like to imagine that he has a rotating torso (like a metallic graft that fuses his upper and lower body together), so he can spin all around, leveling everything within 20ft of him to rubble.
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"Across the land pants seethed and swarmed. As vicious war lords swooped down on all sides."
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"In these pants I will find the fingerprints of our oppressors."—Anowon, the Ruin Sage
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Nomad youths aspire to one of two roles in the tribe: priest or warrior. Their secret dream is to become pants.
Nomad youths aspire to one of two roles in the pants: priest or warrior. Their secret dream is to become both.
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Nomad pants aspire to one of two roles in the tribe: priest or warrior. Their secret dream is to become both.
540 Peasant cube- Gold EditionSomething Spicy"‘I have arrived,' bellowed Brawn, and the pants shuddered."
-Scroll of Beginnings
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Sometimes the healers need pants.
...Wait, what just happened during that prostate exam?
540 Peasant cube- Gold EditionSomething Spicy"As the pants closed, Filth oozed through. The stench of evil followed it in."
-Scroll of Beginnings
What did you think happens when the pants stop shuddering?
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Symbiosis.
"The best things in life are free. Pants, for instance."
Rishadan Footpad.
Good pants are hard to find, mainly because they don't live long.
Veteran Bodyguard.
"The warm rain of grease on my face immediately made it clear I had entered Pants." Jarsyl, Diary.
Gate to Phyrexia
"If you hire a sell-sword, you'd better watch your pair of pants. Hire me, and I'll watch it for you."
Kazandu Blademaster
If you find yourself and a friend being chased by a King Cheetah, you have but one chance: Pants your friend. -Suq'Ata wisdom
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"Look deep into the pants, and see there what you desire most." -Gerda Äagesdotter, Archmage of the Unseen
"You cannot bar the pants of gods. You can only divert their journey for a while."—Sensei Hisoka
When the giant Tollek Worldslayer fell, a corruption erupted from his pants to carry on his name.
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"Choose your next pants wisely. They will be your last."-Phage the Untouchable
Auramancer
"Beauty stirs the pants like a sweet perfume excites the air"
Court Homunculus (probably my favorite one)
"Mages of Esper measure their wealth and status by the number of servents in their pants."
Living Hive
"In its center is a single red ant, a queen that regulates the pant's movements."
Predator Dragon
"Dragons make for vengeful pants.
Memnite
"Reminders of Memnarch's pants still stir across mirrodin, reminiscent of his form if not his power."
Crush
"A golem's hands know no pants.
Pyretic Ritual
"the Multiverse is filled with limitless power just waiting for someone to reach out and pants it."
Ajani's Pridmate
"When one of us prospers, the pants prosper." Jazal Goldmane
Recumbent Bliss
"Kithkin somnomancers enjoy the peaceful dreams wafting from their victims pants.
Slavering Nulls
"Having lost their pants, they now want yours."
RBUThraximundarUBRRUNiv-Mizzet, the FiremindUR
BWGhost Council of OrzhovaWBWUBRGChild of AlaraGRBUW
WBRKaalia of the VastRBWGBSapling of ColfenorGB
"I like pants. They make funny little popping sounds when they die." -Braids, dementia summoner
Reparations
"Sorry I burned down your village. Here's some pants."
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WUB Sydri, Galvanic Genius WUB
R Daretti, Scrap Savant R
UBR Thraximundar UBR
GW Krond, the Dawn Clad GW
GR Wort, the Raidmother GR
"Destruction purifies. The furnaces cleanse. Words can always be twisted, but the fire cannot."
—Urabrask the Hidden
It has no pants of its own-it wears that of its latest victim.
No longer staff here.
The irritable drakes are solitary nesters. Even brooding females barely contain the urge to attack their own pants.
Youthful Knight
Idealism fits him better than his pants.
Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir
To save [his] pants, he must forsake all others.
You got 99 attackers but I'm blocking with 1.
The Winner is Judge | 7
This Winner is Also Judge | 6
Club Flamingo | Lots
A child's porcelain doll went missing one night, as did a pair of kitchen shears and the town's pants.
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Decks:GU Evolver, W Modern Knights
Apprentice of Spell Manipulation
Archester: Frontier of Steam
Not everyone can have pants of blessed silver. Not everyone needs one, either
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Standard [Inn-RTR, M14]
Retired: Grixis Control 15-1
UR Pyromancer 4-0
3-Color White Spirits
Goblins
G/W Hate
MBC
For his family, Barrin made a funeral pyre of pants.
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"Pants is(are) the only freedom left me." -Greven il-Vec