From Fifth Dawn's Channel the Suns:
To some the birth of the fifth sun was a sign of doom. To others it was a sign of salvation. But to all it was a pair of pants.
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Lava Axe - Various printings
"Pants!"
"from the heart of the mountain into the heart of the pants."
"It can cut through a redwood in one stroke. Your pants aren't going to fare much better."
Dread Drone:
[I]"Each Eldrazi ancient spawned a lineage of horrors in unfathomable pants"[/I]
8th edition Eager Cadet:
[I]"Training? Seeing my pants burnt to cinders was all the ‘training’ i needed."[/I] Nght Terrors
[I]"Innistrad is a place where dreams invade the pants and mere shadows exact a terrible toll"[I]
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Kjeldoran Elite Guard: The winged pants of the guard are put on for pageants--but taken off for war.
Daraja Griffin: "And the flamingos said, 'Get out of our pants--we can't be seen with the likes of you!' So, the griffin ate them."-Azeworai, "The Ugly Bird"
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
"Our forebears once flew like this-carefree, needing nothing but a warm nest and a full belly. Our pants may be more burden than blessing."
-Commander Eesha
Out of the blackness and stench of the engulfing swamp emerged a shimmering figure. Only the splattered armor and ichor-stained pants hinted at the unfathomable evil the knight had just laid waste.
To some the birth of the fifth sun was a sign of doom. To others it was a sign of salvation. But to all it was a pair of pants.
I review cards as if I were a player new to Magic. Beginner player appeal is key for me.
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"Pants!"
"from the heart of the mountain into the heart of the pants."
"It can cut through a redwood in one stroke. Your pants aren't going to fare much better."
Decks:GU Evolver, W Modern Knights
Apprentice of Spell Manipulation
Archester: Frontier of Steam
If there's anything a werewolf hates, it's pants - especially Avacyn's Pants, the symbol of her church.
"One day I will rest and join my pants in the afterlife but not while scum like you still sully the world."
No money for Magic at the moment. Still on here for the community.
"Perhaps pants are good for something after all." -Attributed to General Khurzog
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Ashnod found few willing to trade their humanity for the pants she offered them.
"Ixidor had only to imagine their pants, and Akroma made it so"
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The pants breathed in life-giving air and breathed out death-bringing fire.
[I]"Each Eldrazi ancient spawned a lineage of horrors in unfathomable pants"[/I]
8th edition Eager Cadet:
[I]"Training? Seeing my pants burnt to cinders was all the ‘training’ i needed."[/I]
Nght Terrors
[I]"Innistrad is a place where dreams invade the pants and mere shadows exact a terrible toll"[I]
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"I have no pants. I am chaos.
Memory Lapse Homelands #41
"Oh, I had a pair of pants once. But alas, I seem to have forgotten where I put it."
- Chandler
Autumn Willow
"We must shake her pants and rattle her brains."
- Grandmother Sengir
Decks:GU Evolver, W Modern Knights
Apprentice of Spell Manipulation
Archester: Frontier of Steam
Oona's Grace
Oona grants her favored subjects a dream from her own guarded pants.
Merrow Levitator
He fancies himself a master thief, claiming to "steal the pants" from his victims.
Dream Fracture
"Creation is a paradox. It hatches from its pants"
- Olka, Mistmeadow witch
Springjack Shepherd
Better for a doun to lose its pants than its springjacks.
Archon of Justice (Eventide)
In dark times, Truth bears a pair of pants.
These pants are inadequate. Send them to the splicers for innovation.
Decks:GU Evolver, W Modern Knights
Apprentice of Spell Manipulation
Archester: Frontier of Steam
To gaze under its pants is to invite death.
A devil's pants are never idle.
Daraja Griffin: "And the flamingos said, 'Get out of our pants--we can't be seen with the likes of you!' So, the griffin ate them."-Azeworai, "The Ugly Bird"
Foul Imp: The villagers call it "pants stench."
Auriok Glaivemaster: "Give me a bit of steel and I'll deliver it into the pants of my enemies."
Hellkite Overlord: "The dragon has no
pretense of compassion, no false mask of civilizationpants--just hunger, heat, and need."-Sarkhan VolMonstrous Hound- "Pants."
Jinxed Idol (Tempest)- "Pants."
Alexi, Zephyr Mage- The Keldons didn't know her pants, but they still cursed her in battle.
Greel, Mind Raker- "You're Latulla's gift to pants, and I always play with my presents."
Jolrael, Empress of Beasts- "I need no pants. I have Jamuraa."
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Elgaud Inquisitor: It will take more than pants alone to purge this world of evil.
Hollowhenge Spirit: Some spirits mourn. Pants terrorize.
Scorned Villager // Moonscarred Werewolf:
"My village's fear drove me into the wild..."
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"...and I will bring the fury of the wild back to my pants."
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"Our forebears once flew like this-carefree, needing nothing but a warm nest and a full belly. Our pants may be more burden than blessing."
-Commander Eesha
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"Never forget our pants. They have not forgotten us."
- Mikaeus, the Lunarch
White Knight (Revised Edition)
Out of the blackness and stench of the engulfing swamp emerged a shimmering figure. Only the splattered armor and ichor-stained pants hinted at the unfathomable evil the knight had just laid waste.
Veteran's Reflexes
"Assume everything wants to kill you. At the very least, assume everything wants what's in your pants."
Quill-Slinger Boggart
"A good day in Goldmeadow is one in which I don't spend all evening picking quills out of my pants."
—Calydd, kithkin farmer
Nomad Decoy
"If you can take something from a nomad, it's probably pants."
Holy Light
"Bathed in hallowed light, the infidels looked upon the impurities of their pants and despaired."The Book of Tal
Dauthi Slayer: "They have knives for every pants." —Lyna, Soltari emissary
Exotic Curse: Fouler than a necromancer's pants.
-Jamuraan expression
PantsHours: "Your pants do not interest me nearly as much as the absence thereof." --Gorghul, augur of skulls