Pretty simple. One event causes a whole new set of events to go off. there has to be at least 5 events. Confused? here is an example. From a fish to the death of Justin Timberlake.
1.A Fish jumps out of a river. 2.Causing a surprised man to fall into the river and drown. 3.The man’s brother assumes that the local Indians killed the man and goes on a killing spree. 4.He kills the Indian chief and his wife. 5.Causing grief upon all the Indians, who decide to build more casinos. 6.Causing more people to lose money and commit suicide. 7.One of those people was an old friend of pop star singer, Justin Timberlake. Who, deeply saddened, kills himself.
From a Garbage Truck to winning a million dollars.
Ah, from the snickers commercial. All right, here we go.
1. A garbage truck accidently releases it's load on unsuspecting Bob
2. Now dirty, Bob quickly runs home to change
3. He is late for work, and his boss tells him he'll have to make up the lost time
4. During lunch break, Bob goes to Mcdonald's to save time
5. Mcdonald's is currently featuring its Monopoly promotion, and Bob wins a million dollars
Next: Broken clock to owning own yacht.
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Dave accidently drops his clock and it breaks.
He takes it to the shop to get fixed
The owner of the shop notices that the clock is a 18th century antique
The owner sells the clock on ebay for $400,000 without Dave's permission.
Dave finds out and calls Johnny Cochran.
Johnny sues the corrupt clock shop owner and get's poor Dave $800,000.
Dave gets $500,000 (300g's goes to Johnny) and buys a yacht.
1) Kai Budde wins the Magic Championship.
2) He donates the money to the Dolphin Fund of Germany.
3) The dolphins get pimped out with bling-bling.
4) This shininess of the sea causes sunbathers around Germany to go blind.
5) Which drastically raises the price of medical insurance.
6) Parents of Elementary school students go bankrupt.
7) The students have nothing left to live for.
From Collectable Coins to James Bond
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1. Collectable coins become very popular.
2. This popularity leaks into the mainstream.
3. The increased demand attracts a criminal element.
4. It becomes so bad that the very world is threatened.
5. James Bond is called in to handle the case.
Next:
I pick my nose ----> The heat-death of the universe
You pick your nose and get your finger stuck.
You build a time machine to go back in time to stop yourself.
This causes a real big space-time paradox
Which causes the universe to eventually heat up to a extremely high tempreture for some unknown reason.
Eventually the Universe cant keep on expanding and explodes
from killing a bear to becoming president of the United States
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4: He growled, and a talent guy hired him as a singer
5: He made a song "I wanna be your resident"
6: Then he got nominated for president
7: People nominated him.
from ebay to the president.
LOL!!!
1.One day, Randy bought a car on ebay for one dollar
2.It turns out that the car was really made out of cocaine.
3.Randy gets in deeeeeeep trouble and gets thrown in jail.
4.Randy kills a Jail gaurd.
5. The guard's wife commits suicide.
6. This inspires Bob Dole to run for president.
7. He doesnt win.... but he becomes the president of Mtgsalvation.
from watching a movie to owning Canada
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1. I was watching a low budget action movie.
2. I noticed I was in the movie as an extra in the background.
3. I called a lawyer.
4. He called the film company.
5. We sued and got $500, and the lawyer kept $499.
6. I bought Canada with my last dollar...
j/k Canadians...it's funny though...
Drinking a Mountain Dew to becoming Prince of Persia.
1.) One day, TFE was drinking some Mountain Dew when he noticed a book about Ancient Persia in his local library, and decides to steal it.
2.) The missing book drove the already poor library into cutbacks, and a librarian was fired.
3.) The librarian got drunk to forget his layoff and slammed into a telephone pole.
4.) The telephone power fell over and slammed into an old man, killing him instantly.
5.) The old man's will left everything to his two sons, but nothing to his estranged son in San Francisco.
6.) Already in poverty, the estranged son decides to get a job in a local strip club, where his stage name is "Prince of Persia" and he walks around with a saber and a thong, exposing his chest hair.
From attempting to kill Bob Dole to winning the Superbowl. :slant:
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here is an example.
From a fish to the death of Justin Timberlake.
1.A Fish jumps out of a river.
2.Causing a surprised man to fall into the river and drown.
3.The man’s brother assumes that the local Indians killed the man and goes on a killing spree.
4.He kills the Indian chief and his wife.
5.Causing grief upon all the Indians, who decide to build more casinos.
6.Causing more people to lose money and commit suicide.
7.One of those people was an old friend of pop star singer, Justin Timberlake.
Who, deeply saddened, kills himself.
From a Garbage Truck to winning a million dollars.
1. A garbage truck accidently releases it's load on unsuspecting Bob
2. Now dirty, Bob quickly runs home to change
3. He is late for work, and his boss tells him he'll have to make up the lost time
4. During lunch break, Bob goes to Mcdonald's to save time
5. Mcdonald's is currently featuring its Monopoly promotion, and Bob wins a million dollars
Next: Broken clock to owning own yacht.
By kingcobweb and Goblinboy.
Official Elitist of [thread=40859][RBS][/thread]
He takes it to the shop to get fixed
The owner of the shop notices that the clock is a 18th century antique
The owner sells the clock on ebay for $400,000 without Dave's permission.
Dave finds out and calls Johnny Cochran.
Johnny sues the corrupt clock shop owner and get's poor Dave $800,000.
Dave gets $500,000 (300g's goes to Johnny) and buys a yacht.
Walking your dog : Jennifer Lopez gets pregnant.
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=519290
2.Causing the dog to run away,
3.Making Stan run after it.
4.While Stan runs, he bumps into Jennifer Lopez,
5.Jennifer falls madly in love with Stan, even though Stan is a bald, fat, middle aged man
6. I love you, Stan
7. I love you, Jennifer Lopez
8 Lets have sex
9 Huzzah!
10. Im pregnant….
11. Damn
12. Ok enough of that…
From the killing of a sheep to the apocalypse
2: The sheeps blood was magic
3: The man drank the sheeps blood
4: He turns into god
5: A man kills a sherpard
6: God becomes mad and kills everyone
From ebay to banana cream pie
my sig. made by me.
2. he buy its
Ok that was esay now from Kai Budde to Elementary students commitjng suicide
2) He donates the money to the Dolphin Fund of Germany.
3) The dolphins get pimped out with bling-bling.
4) This shininess of the sea causes sunbathers around Germany to go blind.
5) Which drastically raises the price of medical insurance.
6) Parents of Elementary school students go bankrupt.
7) The students have nothing left to live for.
From Collectable Coins to James Bond
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SorryGuy... at least 5 events....
2. This popularity leaks into the mainstream.
3. The increased demand attracts a criminal element.
4. It becomes so bad that the very world is threatened.
5. James Bond is called in to handle the case.
Next:
I pick my nose ----> The heat-death of the universe
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Think.
You build a time machine to go back in time to stop yourself.
This causes a real big space-time paradox
Which causes the universe to eventually heat up to a extremely high tempreture for some unknown reason.
Eventually the Universe cant keep on expanding and explodes
from killing a bear to becoming president of the United States
2: He went camping with bob
3: He fought a bear
4: He growled, and a talent guy hired him as a singer
5: He made a song "I wanna be your resident"
6: Then he got nominated for president
7: People nominated him.
from ebay to the president.
my sig. made by me.
LOL!!!
1.One day, Randy bought a car on ebay for one dollar
2.It turns out that the car was really made out of cocaine.
3.Randy gets in deeeeeeep trouble and gets thrown in jail.
4.Randy kills a Jail gaurd.
5. The guard's wife commits suicide.
6. This inspires Bob Dole to run for president.
7. He doesnt win.... but he becomes the president of Mtgsalvation.
from watching a movie to owning Canada
2. I noticed I was in the movie as an extra in the background.
3. I called a lawyer.
4. He called the film company.
5. We sued and got $500, and the lawyer kept $499.
6. I bought Canada with my last dollar...
j/k Canadians...it's funny though...
Drinking a Mountain Dew to becoming Prince of Persia.
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=519290
1.) One day, TFE was drinking some Mountain Dew when he noticed a book about Ancient Persia in his local library, and decides to steal it.
2.) The missing book drove the already poor library into cutbacks, and a librarian was fired.
3.) The librarian got drunk to forget his layoff and slammed into a telephone pole.
4.) The telephone power fell over and slammed into an old man, killing him instantly.
5.) The old man's will left everything to his two sons, but nothing to his estranged son in San Francisco.
6.) Already in poverty, the estranged son decides to get a job in a local strip club, where his stage name is "Prince of Persia" and he walks around with a saber and a thong, exposing his chest hair.
From attempting to kill Bob Dole to winning the Superbowl. :slant:
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