Just as the treefolk is about the hit ground, the goblin throws the watch battery into the treefolks eye, now that the treefolk is dazed, the goblin attempts to burn it.
the goblin whips around and cracks the ice cube intwo and puts them in the sock and ties it shut to make a "mace" and hits the treefolk mecilessly
Next: a sharpie
OK, you guys seem to be having fun with this, but please try to remember the two main restrictions: 1) Must counteract last move, 2) No "and." I'm not going to go back and figure out where this battle should've ended, and if I can figure out where we are, I might make the next move. Continue!
What we're doing here is akin to taking the text of Moby Dick, locating specific words therein, rearranging them to create a passage from Fight Club, and concluding from this evidence that Tyler Durden is based on Ahab.
The goblin eats the watermelon and spits the seeds out at the treefolk.
Guess that shows how much people pay attention to me...;)
I'm OK with it if it could just as easily have been avoided, but next time, please type it that way
Goblin deflects seeds back at Treefolk with CD.
Trees card: Bobble-head.
What we're doing here is akin to taking the text of Moby Dick, locating specific words therein, rearranging them to create a passage from Fight Club, and concluding from this evidence that Tyler Durden is based on Ahab.
Luckily in the Treefolks hands, a bobble-head's rhymic bobbing motion is in the perfect rhythm needed to bounce the seeds harmlessly away, the last seed; however, turns the cheap plastic into dangerous sharapnal, to which the tree folk is immune(due to thick bark)
Next Weapon...A Small can of cheez whiz
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The Tree throws the Mudhole at the Goblin. Doing the only thing it is good for, it sprials perfectly through the air and straight at the goblin's neck. The sharp edge shines as it hurtles at the goblin. Thinking quickly, the goblin pulls out
The Tree throws the Mudhole at the Goblin. Doing the only thing it is good for, it sprials perfectly through the air and straight at the goblin's neck. The sharp edge shines as it hurtles at the goblin. Thinking quickly, the goblin pulls out
What we're doing here is akin to taking the text of Moby Dick, locating specific words therein, rearranging them to create a passage from Fight Club, and concluding from this evidence that Tyler Durden is based on Ahab.
You can't use and because it leads to verrry long run-on sentences and the like. But if no one uses correct sentence structure anyway, that's what they end up doing despite the restriction. So one grammatically correct (or as close as you can get) sentence.
What we're doing here is akin to taking the text of Moby Dick, locating specific words therein, rearranging them to create a passage from Fight Club, and concluding from this evidence that Tyler Durden is based on Ahab.
The goblin gives a boring speech about chemistry, but louder than the treefolk.
Next: a torn-up newspaper
The treefolk wacks the goblin in the middle of his speech because in reality, dihydrogen monoxide is water. The goblin is highly embarassed so he goes off to plan his suicide.
The treefolk wacks the goblin in the middle of his speech because in reality, dihydrogen monoxide is water. The goblin is highly embarassed so he goes off to plan his suicide.
*starts mumbling something about one sentence and murder...*
What we're doing here is akin to taking the text of Moby Dick, locating specific words therein, rearranging them to create a passage from Fight Club, and concluding from this evidence that Tyler Durden is based on Ahab.
The treefolk wacks the goblin in the middle of his speech because in reality, dihydrogen monoxide is water. The goblin is highly embarassed so he goes off to plan his suicide.
Next Card: Robert Deniro
The goblin's friend Robert Deniro guns down the treefolk with his mafia buddies.
Next card: Ancient Chinese Caligraphy Set
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What we're doing here is akin to taking the text of Moby Dick, locating specific words therein, rearranging them to create a passage from Fight Club, and concluding from this evidence that Tyler Durden is based on Ahab.
Treefolk uses the blackmage as a squeeze toy and squeezes thundara out of him targeting the giant rat.. oh, and he goes into trance ;P
next card: A webcam
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Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -how passionately I hate them!
Quote from Nietzsche »
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.
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The treekfolk uses its magic action figure animating powers to animate Spider Man, who then saves the day, regardless of whatever is going on around him, even if it is physically impossible.
The treekfolk uses its magic action figure animating powers to animate Spider Man, who then saves the day, regardless of whatever is going on around him, even if it is physically impossible.
Next card: Geranium
The goblin waves the geranium in the air, triggering a severe allergic reaction from Spiderman.
Next weapon: Kate Beckinsale. :tongue3:
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Next weapon: This smiley: :apig:
Next weapon: and ice cube
Next: a sharpie
Umm... I said this SMILEY... not what it represents.
So, basically, the treefolk has to do something with an animated gif character.
Guildmaster Jarad
Next card: ACDC music. Not a CD. Just the music.
Guess that shows how much people pay attention to me...;)
I'm OK with it if it could just as easily have been avoided, but next time, please type it that way
Goblin deflects seeds back at Treefolk with CD.
Trees card: Bobble-head.
Guildmaster Jarad
Next Weapon...A Small can of cheez whiz
A wet hot dog bun.
next card:a handful of tuna-fish(in oil)
The tree makes a protective barrier around it's eyes with the tuna-fish, then douses the goblin in oil, making him more succeptiple to flames.
Next card: an empty half-liter plastic water bottle
Nice visuals, but ONE SENTENCE!
Guildmaster Jarad
Next weapon: Dihydrogen Monoxide
(@Threadstarter: Why can't we use "and"?)
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The treefolk wacks the goblin in the middle of his speech because in reality, dihydrogen monoxide is water. The goblin is highly embarassed so he goes off to plan his suicide.
Next Card: Robert Deniro
*starts mumbling something about one sentence and murder...*
Guildmaster Jarad
The goblin's friend Robert Deniro guns down the treefolk with his mafia buddies.
Next card: Ancient Chinese Caligraphy Set
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The treefolk, with his superior martial arts skills, uses the brushes from the Caligraphy set to deflect all the bullets back at the goblin
Next Card: A piece of tissue paper.
next card: administrative powers on 'news and the username "Subterranean_Spirit"
The treefolk uses SS and his randomly bannings to ban the goblin.
Next Weapon: An eye patch
Winner: Treefolk. The nose-blowing doesn't stop the bullets. The goblin is now a leaky ex-goblin.
Treefolk vs. Giant Rat
Next card: Box of unsharpened pencils.
Guildmaster Jarad
next card: A webcam
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Next card: Plastic Spiderman Action Figure
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Next card: Geranium
The goblin waves the geranium in the air, triggering a severe allergic reaction from Spiderman.
Next weapon: Kate Beckinsale. :tongue3: