"I want to be a complete nerd with extra nerd sauce on top. I'm a nerd. Infinite nerd!"
-rancored_elf
:teach:If you torture data sufficiently, it will confess to almost anything.:teach:
-Fred Menger
Fleeting is this world
Growth and decay its very nature
Things spring to being and again they cease
Happy the marvel of them and the peace.
-Nidana Vagga
Weddings
The ceremony's way too long
Though that bridesmade has a nice thong
The groom's such a bore
The Mother-and-law can be a whore
I sure wish I brought along my bong
"I want to be a complete nerd with extra nerd sauce on top. I'm a nerd. Infinite nerd!"
-rancored_elf
:teach:If you torture data sufficiently, it will confess to almost anything.:teach:
-Fred Menger
Fleeting is this world
Growth and decay its very nature
Things spring to being and again they cease
Happy the marvel of them and the peace.
-Nidana Vagga
"I want to be a complete nerd with extra nerd sauce on top. I'm a nerd. Infinite nerd!"
-rancored_elf
:teach:If you torture data sufficiently, it will confess to almost anything.:teach:
-Fred Menger
Fleeting is this world
Growth and decay its very nature
Things spring to being and again they cease
Happy the marvel of them and the peace.
-Nidana Vagga
Sig Pics A nice touch to the forums, used by a few
It was installed a short while ago, by the admincrew
Wow before it sigs blew
But now all sparkly new
My new one's so cool, people see it and go "ooh!"
Honeymoon
Tomorrow we leave for our cruise
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"...because without beer, things do not seem to go as well."
You do realize that the 1st, 2nd, and 5th lines rhyme with each other and the 3rd and 4th rhyme with each other - they don't all rhyme, right?
Honeymoon
Tomorrow we leave for our cruise
About our destination she drops me mysterious clues
But I can't figure it out, so I lose
On the topless deck I shall snooze
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"...because without beer, things do not seem to go as well."
Tomorrow we leave for our cruise
About our destination she drops me mysterious clues
But I can't figure it out, so I lose
On the topless deck I shall snooze
I guess I had too much booze
The grass has grown quite tall
But I want to go to the mall
what to do, where to go
should i leave or should i mow?
Better mow before Summer and Fall!
___________
There is always an internet geek
Who's anoying, fat and weak
Because he spent too much time behind his screen
The open air he's rarely seen
And it's quite affedted his physique
NFL Playoffs
The football playoffs are a dog fight
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"If you don't meet the confrontations that life gives you, you're going to be screwed anyway." -JohnPopper
NFL Playoffs
The football playoffs are a dog fight
I hope my team will do alright
'Cause if they don't win,
what a state I'll be in
And I'll burn down your house out of spite
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Loonook > Jesus
Loonook = Nothing
Nothing > Jesus
Well, seems like spoiler chains(And with them my old sig) have been broken by The Man.
The Man is a Jackass and apparently he is also a Communist.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU MODS! MY SIG IS NOT FOR EDITING!:mad:
Currently accepting disciples. Inquire within. ORDER THE CAKE DAMNIT!
Lies! -I'm Buffy Summers, town tracker. I used my ability on you and saw that you didn't use any abilities before the game started. My flavor is I was sucked through a mysterious space-time portal and I'm here to kill all the vampires, and my tracking ability is a combination of my Slayer and Native American skills.
The ceremony's way too long
Though that bridesmade has a nice thong
A Webcomic of math, physics, and life as a geek in college.
Official Insomniac/Physics Addicted Uber Geek of The Called
"I want to be a complete nerd with extra nerd sauce on top. I'm a nerd. Infinite nerd!"
-rancored_elf
:teach:If you torture data sufficiently, it will confess to almost anything.:teach:
-Fred Menger
Fleeting is this world
Growth and decay its very nature
Things spring to being and again they cease
Happy the marvel of them and the peace.
-Nidana Vagga
The ceremony's way too long
Though that bridesmade has a nice thong
The groom's such a bore
The ceremony's way too long
Though that bridesmade has a nice thong
The groom's such a bore
The Mother-and-law can be a whore
The ceremony's way too long
Though that bridesmade has a nice thong
The groom's such a bore
The Mother-and-law can be a whore
I sure wish I brought along my bong
Cereal
I sit with my spoon, eating my Chex
A Webcomic of math, physics, and life as a geek in college.
Official Insomniac/Physics Addicted Uber Geek of The Called
"I want to be a complete nerd with extra nerd sauce on top. I'm a nerd. Infinite nerd!"
-rancored_elf
:teach:If you torture data sufficiently, it will confess to almost anything.:teach:
-Fred Menger
Fleeting is this world
Growth and decay its very nature
Things spring to being and again they cease
Happy the marvel of them and the peace.
-Nidana Vagga
I sit with my spoon, eating my Chex
Wondering if my name is Mex
I sit with my spoon, eating my Chex
Wondering if my name is Mex
Oh look, it's the rabbit!
BTW, limericks work best when the syllable count of the lines is
9
9
6
6
9
Try to keep that, or at least something close to that for best effect.
A Webcomic of math, physics, and life as a geek in college.
Official Insomniac/Physics Addicted Uber Geek of The Called
"I want to be a complete nerd with extra nerd sauce on top. I'm a nerd. Infinite nerd!"
-rancored_elf
:teach:If you torture data sufficiently, it will confess to almost anything.:teach:
-Fred Menger
Fleeting is this world
Growth and decay its very nature
Things spring to being and again they cease
Happy the marvel of them and the peace.
-Nidana Vagga
I sit with my spoon, eating my Chex
Wondering if my name is Mex
Has rabbit found his trix
I sit with my spoon, eating my Chex
Wondering if my name is Mex
Has rabbit found his trix
Is the Cap'n still in the mix?
A nice touch to the forums, used by a few
It was installed a short while ago, by the admincrew
Wow before it sigs blew
A nice touch to the forums, used by a few
It was installed a short while ago, by the admincrew
Wow before it sigs blew
But now all sparkly new
My new one's so cool, people see it and go "ooh!"
Honeymoon
Tomorrow we leave for our cruise
Tomorrow we leave for our cruise
About our destination she drops me mysterious clues
But I can't figure it out, so I lose
Honeymoon
Tomorrow we leave for our cruise
About our destination she drops me mysterious clues
But I can't figure it out, so I lose
On the topless deck I shall snooze
Tomorrow we leave for our cruise
About our destination she drops me mysterious clues
But I can't figure it out, so I lose
On the topless deck I shall snooze
I guess I had too much booze
Lawnmower
The grass has grown quite tall
The grass has grown quite tall
But I want to go to the mall
The grass has grown quite tall
But I want to go to the mall
what to do, where to go
The grass has grown quite tall
But I want to go to the mall
what to do, where to go
should i leave or should i mow?
Better mow before Summer and Fall!
___________
Internet geek
There is always an internet geek
There is always an internet geek
Who's anoying, fat and weak
Because he spent too much time behind his screen
There is always an internet geek
Who's anoying, fat and weak
Because he spent too much time behind his screen
The open air he's rarely seen
There is always an internet geek
Who's anoying, fat and weak
Because he spent too much time behind his screen
The open air he's rarely seen
And it's quite affedted his physique
NFL Playoffs
The football playoffs are a dog fight
"If you don't meet the confrontations that life gives you, you're going to be screwed anyway." - JohnPopper
The football playoffs are a dog fight
I hope my team will do alright
The football playoffs are a dog fight
I hope my team will do alright
'Cause if they don't win,
-MV2 :fingers:
The football playoffs are a dog fight
I hope my team will do alright
'Cause if they don't win,
what a state I'll be in
The football playoffs are a dog fight
I hope my team will do alright
'Cause if they don't win,
what a state I'll be in
And I'll burn down your house out of spite
Loonook = Nothing
Nothing > Jesus
Currently accepting disciples. Inquire within.
ORDER THE CAKE DAMNIT!
Jerry Seinfeld had lots of friends.
Jerry Seinfeld had lots of friends
Altough that all depends
On how he looks