Well, the rules are simple. You are the last human being alive from a world where it was inflicted with zombies! Lets have fun and post ...(Follows are my choices)
So if I were to say "you're a complete douchebag who has his head up his ass so far he's using his own eyeballs as glasses," you'd simply shrug it off?
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Wait, what's the diff. between new and old zombies? My choices depend on them being able to see, or if they just detect based on sound. :x
-ChenMaestro
The older ones are the slower, both hands raised up coming for you type. And the newer ones are ,, hmmm HYBRIDS! Once they see you, they'll come running to eat you.
I don't have any hard numbers on this, but I'm targeted more often than a black guy driving a beat-up sedan with a broken tail-light and no license plate, and Cy's well aware of that.
54.12% for me. Add another 15% (IMO) if I'm able to hole up in a defensive position inside Wal Mart/K Mart/Something with household chemicals (being a pyro has many advantages :D)
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I don't have any hard numbers on this, but I'm targeted more often than a black guy driving a beat-up sedan with a broken tail-light and no license plate, and Cy's well aware of that.
My aim is pretty bad, also, in Holland guns aren't that easy to come by, so i shoot about 6 rounds, and thats that. No gun store here in Frysia, so i have to drive to a big city in another province.
Fuel for your chainsaw aint that hard to come by.
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“I once had an entire race killed just to listen to the rattling of their dried bones as I waded through them.” —Volrath
Primary: Remington 870 12ga pump action. Reliable, easy to clear jams, plentiful ammo
Secondary: An Axe. Hacking and bludgeoning options, useful for more than just slaying zombies.
Vehicle: A Toyota 4x4 pickup, with closed cab. Reliable, plenty of spare parts.
Babe: My wife
Theme Song: Hey Man, Nice Shot. Filter
Battle Cry: I don't know, got nothing. For the Horde?
Would a big-box store really be the best place to hole-up? I mean, several in this thread have already suggested it. Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume the general populace will also go there? Where you have high concentrations of people, you have high risk of people becoming zombies, not to mention high risk of attracting the zombie hordes.
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My aim is pretty bad, also, in Holland guns aren't that easy to come by, so i shoot about 6 rounds, and thats that. No gun store here in Frysia, so i have to drive to a big city in another province.
Fuel for your chainsaw aint that hard to come by.
But the more you get close to them , the more of the chances your getting infected right? Anyway, Ill take my chances with my Ak with grenade launcher, plus my side samurai.
Big box store would be a bad idea, the best idea is to get into somewhere with a second floor, you move up there and then destroy the stairs. There is a reason why a large number of zombie movies take place in malls, there are alot of people there to get infected. The same would go for walmart.
Also close combat weapons may sound cool, but if some of their blood gets in a wound/your eyes/mouth then you are infected and screwed.
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"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant what we should voyage far."
Primary: Remington 870 12ga pump action. Reliable, easy to clear jams, plentiful ammo
Secondary: An Axe. Hacking and bludgeoning options, useful for more than just slaying zombies.
Vehicle: A Toyota 4x4 pickup, with closed cab. Reliable, plenty of spare parts.
Babe: My wife
Theme Song: Hey Man, Nice Shot. Filter
Battle Cry: I don't know, got nothing. For the Horde?
Would a big-box store really be the best place to hole-up? I mean, several in this thread have already suggested it. Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume the general populace will also go there? Where you have high concentrations of people, you have high risk of people becoming zombies, not to mention high risk of attracting the zombie hordes.
Maybe because they can get stuff they need to atleast give themselves a chance for survival. Atleast we have our assault vehicles to move around.
The "babe to repopulate Earth with" question led me to believe most of humanity was already dead. I mean, why would the Earth have to be repopulated if most of humanity was alive?
That said, if we're operating on the assumption most people are alive, then I have to agree with Brainfreeze43: Move upstairs (preferably to a third floor) and bomb the stairs/second floor out of existence.
It would also change my weapon configuration to Sniper Rifle primary with the pump action shotgun secondary. I'd make damn sure to have three life time supplies of household chemicals and accessories as well on my now isolated third floor.
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I don't have any hard numbers on this, but I'm targeted more often than a black guy driving a beat-up sedan with a broken tail-light and no license plate, and Cy's well aware of that.
Maybe because they can get stuff they need to atleast give themselves a chance for survival. Atleast we have our assault vehicles to move around.
Yep, its true. The big-box stores will have what you need to survive. But, if everyone knows this (and they do), what do you think will happen? Aside from the issues of zombie infection I've already listed, what happens when, say 4,000 people come looking for guns (for example), and there are only 500 guns (a very generous number, even for Wal Mart)?
With their lives on the line, people aren't gonna just shrug and say "Oh well, you were here first".
My point being, its much better to have the needed supplies on-hand beforehand, and avoid the crowds altogether.
edit: Brainfreeze speaks the truth.
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Weapon of choice - Shotguns are a great option. They're point and click rather than aim, ammo is plentiful, and there's all sorts of custom rounds for them, just in case you need the applied phlebotinium. (Zombies disintegrate on contact with salt! Who knew?) The AA-12 would be my choice.
Secondary - Entrenching Tool. It's not quite a machete or katana, but anyone who has ever used one of these knows how multifunctional it is.
Vehicle - Toyota Tacoma. This is arguably the most indestructible mass-market vehicle on the planet. Just take a look at the punishment it can take.
Babe to repopulate the planet with - You want sexy, smart and someone who's "one of us" enough to know what to do in a zombie apocalypse. Apparently a LOT of adult actresses tend to be huge closet geeks. Pick one.
Theme song - Why has "Ride of the Valkyries" not been mentioned yet?
Battle Cry - You don't need one, because Ride of the Valkyries is just that awesome in this context.
Weapon of choice - Shotguns are a great option. They're point and click rather than aim, ammo is plentiful, and there's all sorts of custom rounds for them, just in case you need the applied phlebotinium. (Zombies disintegrate on contact with salt! Who knew?) The AA-12 would be my choice.
Secondary - Entrenching Tool. It's not quite a machete or katana, but anyone who has ever used one of these knows how multifunctional it is.
Vehicle - Toyota Tacoma. This is arguably the most indestructible mass-market vehicle on the planet. Just take a look at the punishment it can take.
Babe to repopulate the planet with - You want sexy, smart and someone who's "one of us" enough to know what to do in a zombie apocalypse. Apparently a LOT of adult actresses tend to be huge closet geeks. Pick one.
Theme song - Why has "Ride of the Valkyries" not been mentioned yet?
Battle Cry - You don't need one, because Ride of the Valkyries is just that awesome in this context.
Asia Carrera is such a sexy nerd. And "Ride of the Valkyries" is AWESOME. Didn't think of it.
Primary weapon - SIG 550. I know how to handle it, ammo is 5min with a car away.
Secondary weapon - 5' 5" metal pole. Aim for legs or head and keep them at a safe distance.
Assault vehicel - Why the hell would one assault the zombies? -> my mountain bike is enough to get away and not dependant on gas or streets/terrain. I also guess I have no stress to get where I want to, with all others being dead.
Babe - didn't you say I'm the last human being on earth in the first line?
1)Primary Weapon of choice :
2) secondary weapon of choice:
3)assault vehicle
4)Babe to repopulate earth with
5)theme song
BREATHE by PRODIGY!
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6)YOUR BATTLE CRY! :
Come and get me!
Second, you'd want to find some place that's easily fortified and defendable. I'd go with a Wal-Mart. Lock down the doors and call it a day.
Third, who is that chick in the picture?
See the Zombie Survival Guide.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide
You have to post your list though ...
babe is Miranda Kerr
2. Secondary weapon: Machete or baseball bat.
3. Assault vehicle: Black Escalade a la Tallahassee in Zombieland.
4. Babe to repopulate Earth with: my wife.
5. Theme song: Chicken Huntin' by ICP
6. Battle Cry: Come on motha f____s!!!
Old school zombies or new ones??
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2. Secondary weapon: machete
3. Assault vehicle: Truck.
4. Babe to repopulate Earth with: Kim kardashian
5. Theme song: catch the bad guys
6. Battle Cry: Come get some.
If they are infected, and not animated corpses, i would lock myself up for a month in a secure place with a lot of food, and let them starve to death.
“I once had an entire race killed just to listen to the rattling of their dried bones as I waded through them.”
—Volrath
interesting ... No long range weapons?
new ones ,, just to be more exciting
-ChenMaestro
The older ones are the slower, both hands raised up coming for you type. And the newer ones are ,, hmmm HYBRIDS! Once they see you, they'll come running to eat you.
That's the way to go, 28 Days Later style.
Forgot about that. Crossbow or shotgun.
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Secondary Weapon: Lance
Assault Vehicle: Hummer H1
Babe to repopulate Earth with: Cote de Pablo (<3 Ziva)
Theme Song: Heads Will Roll (Yeah Yeah Yeahs)
Battle Cry: Lock N' Load!
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UR(U/R) Tibor, Lumia, & Melek (WIP)
Mafia Stats
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I got 74.5%
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My aim is pretty bad, also, in Holland guns aren't that easy to come by, so i shoot about 6 rounds, and thats that. No gun store here in Frysia, so i have to drive to a big city in another province.
Fuel for your chainsaw aint that hard to come by.
“I once had an entire race killed just to listen to the rattling of their dried bones as I waded through them.”
—Volrath
Secondary: An Axe. Hacking and bludgeoning options, useful for more than just slaying zombies.
Vehicle: A Toyota 4x4 pickup, with closed cab. Reliable, plenty of spare parts.
Babe: My wife
Theme Song: Hey Man, Nice Shot. Filter
Battle Cry: I don't know, got nothing. For the Horde?
Would a big-box store really be the best place to hole-up? I mean, several in this thread have already suggested it. Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume the general populace will also go there? Where you have high concentrations of people, you have high risk of people becoming zombies, not to mention high risk of attracting the zombie hordes.
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UR Jhoira
URG Riku
U Vendilion Clique
But the more you get close to them , the more of the chances your getting infected right? Anyway, Ill take my chances with my Ak with grenade launcher, plus my side samurai.
Also close combat weapons may sound cool, but if some of their blood gets in a wound/your eyes/mouth then you are infected and screwed.
H.P. Lovecraft
Maybe because they can get stuff they need to atleast give themselves a chance for survival. Atleast we have our assault vehicles to move around.
That said, if we're operating on the assumption most people are alive, then I have to agree with Brainfreeze43: Move upstairs (preferably to a third floor) and bomb the stairs/second floor out of existence.
It would also change my weapon configuration to Sniper Rifle primary with the pump action shotgun secondary. I'd make damn sure to have three life time supplies of household chemicals and accessories as well on my now isolated third floor.
UUU Azami, Lady of Scrolls
RRR Diaochan, Artful Beauty
UR(U/R) Tibor, Lumia, & Melek (WIP)
Mafia Stats
Secondary Weapon: A katana.
Assault Vehicle: An up-armored M1151.
Babe to repopulate Earth with: Michelle Anne Sinclair.
Theme Song: "Blue Monday" (Orgy's version).
Battle Cry: "¡Siente la fuerza de Satanás!" (spanish for "Feel Satan's force!")
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Yep, its true. The big-box stores will have what you need to survive. But, if everyone knows this (and they do), what do you think will happen? Aside from the issues of zombie infection I've already listed, what happens when, say 4,000 people come looking for guns (for example), and there are only 500 guns (a very generous number, even for Wal Mart)?
With their lives on the line, people aren't gonna just shrug and say "Oh well, you were here first".
My point being, its much better to have the needed supplies on-hand beforehand, and avoid the crowds altogether.
edit: Brainfreeze speaks the truth.
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BR Olivia Voldaren
UR Jhoira
URG Riku
U Vendilion Clique
Secondary - Entrenching Tool. It's not quite a machete or katana, but anyone who has ever used one of these knows how multifunctional it is.
Vehicle - Toyota Tacoma. This is arguably the most indestructible mass-market vehicle on the planet. Just take a look at the punishment it can take.
Babe to repopulate the planet with - You want sexy, smart and someone who's "one of us" enough to know what to do in a zombie apocalypse. Apparently a LOT of adult actresses tend to be huge closet geeks. Pick one.
Theme song - Why has "Ride of the Valkyries" not been mentioned yet?
Battle Cry - You don't need one, because Ride of the Valkyries is just that awesome in this context.
Note to self: Your mafia theories are usually wrong, so don't act on them.
Asia Carrera is such a sexy nerd. And "Ride of the Valkyries" is AWESOME. Didn't think of it.
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Secondary weapon - 5' 5" metal pole. Aim for legs or head and keep them at a safe distance.
Assault vehicel - Why the hell would one assault the zombies? -> my mountain bike is enough to get away and not dependant on gas or streets/terrain. I also guess I have no stress to get where I want to, with all others being dead.
Babe - didn't you say I'm the last human being on earth in the first line?
Theme song - none, distraction. option: A little priest
Battle cry - none, I don't want attention. option: "Argh!" as loud and threatening as I get it.
80.5% on zombie test. Silly test doesn't say how to get 100%.